American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

Not everyone who plays with timelines is as unlucky as The Flash. Regardless of whether The Flash's time travel is for good or bad, as long as he touches the timeline, things he regrets will always happen in his surroundings, in places he cares about!

Tian Xiaoban: "Since you didn't kick me out, but instead advised me to leave, it means that my existence isn't particularly dangerous, right?"

"Could you do me a favor?"

The Flash: "What's up?"

"Help me find nitrogen and promethium. These are things that exist in every world. I need you to give me some. Is that alright?"

The Flash nodded, then his mind raced as he considered where he could obtain these two metals.

A few seconds later, half of the answer was given:

“Promethium is available in the Star City Laboratory. I can apply for a few pieces, but I’ve never heard of nitrogen.”

Tian Xiaoban explained, "It's a metal full of dark energy that has a strong restraining effect on magic. You can look around here to see if there are any Hawkman or Hawkgirl characters. Their armor is made of N metal."

"Understood. I'll give it to you next time we meet."

As soon as the Flash finished speaking...

Tian Xiaoban felt a moment of disorientation, and then found himself back at Wayne Manor. The old bat, who should have already reached an agreement, was still holding two rockets, ready to launch at any moment!

"Oh my god, such a generous crab... I've been... reset in time!"

Chapter 185 Damn, this is Flashpoint Reboot!

"No, no, if my time was reset, then I should look like Megatron right now."

Tian Xiaoban looked down at his strong and powerful hands. These were not lumps of iron. The broken watch on his left hand was still green, not red because the transformation time had ended.

In other words, although he returned to this point in time, everything he just experienced was real!

Another bewildered person was Flashpoint's old bat. Nothing is more mind-blowing than witnessing a person suddenly appear and disappear.

Seriously, he swears, it was just a blink of an eye, and the burly metal man who had been aimed at by a rocket had transformed into a 1.9-meter-tall young man the moment Thomas Wayne opened his eyes.

Moreover, the other party also looked completely bewildered, lacking any of Megatron's ferocity.

Such a rapid substitution left Thomas Wayne with no visual feedback whatsoever. The change was silent and seamless, without even a special effect; it just appeared abruptly!

The old bat subconsciously wondered if he was getting old and his memory was failing him.

"Uh, Batman, could you move the rocket a little? This thing is quite dangerous. Even if it doesn't hit anyone, it's not good if it hits the flowers and plants, right? After all, this is your manor."

Tian Xiaoban reminded him that, with the speed propelled by the electric current, he was fully capable of escaping before the rocket exploded.

The two rockets Batman carries serve no purpose other than setting off two fireworks in the manor.

"Who are you! Where is that metal robot from before?"

The old bat's voice was icy, with a hint of interrogation. He raised the cannon barrel in his hand even higher, the threat unmistakable.

Tian Xiaoban: "..."

"Tsk, I'm not a Transformer anymore, so I don't have a good way to fool him. Damn, what just happened?! The game was going so well, and then it all turned around! So frustrating!"

……

Just as the atmosphere between the two of them was becoming increasingly tense, the sonic boom of military fighter jets approached them with unusual speed.

The two turned their heads almost simultaneously, and Tian Xiaoban immediately knew that it was the plane carrying Shazam!

He started reaching into his pocket, intending to pull out the Evolution Trustee.

"Don't move! Even if you draw your gun, you can't outrun my rocket. Tell me, who are you! And what's your relationship with that robot?"

Thomas Wayne, armed with cannons, wasn't intimidated at all. While he might not be entirely confident against Transformers, dealing with a human was a piece of cake. Even if that rapidly approaching fighter jet joined the fray, Batman wasn't afraid; he'd done plenty of things like using rockets to bombard fighters!

"Well, I don't know if it will be of any use telling you now, I don't know what just happened! But what I can tell you is that we've already talked about this topic before... and you're willing to cooperate with me!"

Therefore, we are in cahoots.

Tian Xiaoban briefly recounted what he still remembered in a very relaxed tone.

"...?"

Beneath the bat mask, an expression of utter incomprehension appeared on his face.

The old bat, who had never seen such a parallel universe scenario, couldn't understand what Tian Xiaoban meant by "Bruce isn't dead," or what that concept meant.

All Thomas Wayne knew was that Tian Xiaoban had mentioned that name, which was almost taboo in his presence.

He's killed so many criminals over the years, and his obsession has lasted for so many years, all because of this name he can never forget!

Before Old Bat and Tian Xiaoban could continue their conversation, a muscular man wearing a red bodysuit and a white wizard's cloak flew out from the approaching fighter jet!

That's Shazam! A tanky mage with six divine powers.

He hurtled towards them like a red meteor, and Tian Xiaoban didn't see any sign of him slowing down.

"Boom!"

The loud noise was followed by a slight earthquake.

boom--!

The manor's ground was blasted into a three-meter-deep crater by the tanky mage. Shazam emerged unscathed from the crater.

As soon as he came out, he asked Tian Xiaoban:

"Hey bro, can you tell me where that Transformer went? Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm a good guy, I just wanted to take it home to collect, that's all."

Tian Xiaoban: "..." This guy didn't say that when he was bullying Megatron for not being able to fly fast.

He chimed in, "Well, maybe his mom called him home for dinner. After all, this is Earth, not Cybertron."

"what?"

Upon hearing this, Shazam's usually righteous face was instantly filled with astonishment and bewilderment.

Then I was amused and tried hard to hold back my laughter:

"That lump of metal, *splat*... and Mom too? Hahahaha... Oh my god, this world is crazy!"

A grown-up body, a child's soul—that's Shazam.

What Tian Xiaoban just said was just nonsense, but for the mischievous kids, it was absolutely hilarious.

"Hahahahaha..."

"Shut up! If you make another sound, I'll blow you to bits with a cannon!" Old Bat was still bothered by what Tian Xiaoban had said.

"You, keep talking! What happened to Bruce! Tell me!"

Shazam approached Tian Xiaoban in a few steps, acting as if they were old friends. He covered his mouth with his hand and mumbled something under his breath:

"Is this old man not feeling well? Or did you kidnap Bruce?"

Tian Xiaoban rolled her eyes at the big kid: "I have something that can travel through time. His son died more than ten years ago. He just wants to go back and see him."

"Oh, I see." Shazam nodded thoughtfully, then suddenly realized: "Woodfa! You have a time machine! You can even travel through time! A generous gift—a crab—"

This news is shocking! A time machine! How many people could this save! If we could go back in time, back to the period around Flashpoint when World War III was about to break out!

Everything can be saved!

Just as Shazam was about to leave, grinning foolishly, wanting to go back and report the good news, he suddenly appeared in front of Tian Xiaoban again after taking off. His large hand pressed down on Tian Xiaoban's shoulder and shook him twice.

"Wait! Wait! You're not lying to me, are you?! Tell me you're not lying! Please don't lie to me."

Although Tian Xiaoban's neck was almost broken, he still didn't want to deceive the brat Shazam.

"See that train? That's a time machine that can travel back to the past and the future. It's a creation that's half technology and half magic."

The black and gold-trimmed train was parked not far away. Shazam spotted it immediately, following the direction Tian Xiaoban was pointing. It was a very imposing-looking train.

"Really?! It's true! Hahahaha, I'll report this good news to the current Allied Forces right away! Hahaha, Earth is saved, and the dead are saved too!"

Perhaps the Shazam users were too young and burdened with pressures they shouldn't have had to bear. Suddenly, a hope to save the world was placed before them, and Shazam's smile was harder to suppress than an AK.

Shazam flew away, and the old bat put down the two rockets he was holding.

Confused, excited, and afraid, Thomas Wayne's emotions were also very complicated. When Tian Xiaoban talked about the time train, she didn't hide it from him.

"If I could travel through time, I would definitely save my child... Bruce. You said you were working with me, tell me your goal. If I succeed, could I take one more person with me?"

"Yes, the train is spacious enough to carry quite a few people."

What is the mission objective?

"Bat Gold, the magical metal stolen by the Court of Owls, hmm, the sound it makes when you tap it is a bit like brass!"

"I'll bring all the brass pieces in Gotham that look like bats! Use this to contact me if anything comes up."

Batman skillfully pulled a flip phone for the elderly from his multi-functional belt.

Tian Xiaoban took the flip phone speechlessly and did a quick check: "You, the richest man in Gotham, use such a crappy phone?"

The old bat walked into the house, saying as he went:

"This is a phone developed by my own company. It is shock-resistant and not easily damaged. Moreover, in the current situation, only my company's signal is usable in Gotham."

The implication is that if Tian Xiaoban wants to make a phone call in Gotham, this is the only way.

Okay, after stuffing his phone into his pocket, Tian Xiaoban also took out the Evolution Trustee from his pocket.

He tried to transform directly, but he couldn't pull it out!

It seems Nexus's transformation is still on cooldown for an hour.

"Then let's use the broken watch this time! Listen up, broken watch: this time it seems like time has been reset, so be reliable! I'm going to beat out the bastard who reset time!"

Tian Xiaoban gently patted the broken watch to prevent using too much force and activating the random transformation. Whether she could survive in this place where time was disordered depended entirely on luck!

..............................

Shazam, flying at breakneck speed, storms into their own base, yelling "We're saved!" whenever he encounters someone.

This completely baffled everyone on duty at the base.

Shazam talked as he walked until he arrived at the base's conference room, where he met with the base's supreme commander and recounted everything that had just happened.

The commander didn't believe it, because it was simply too absurd. How could there possibly be a time travel machine? That was completely illogical!

Shazam spoke and gestured, and no matter what, he believed it! If even a magical superhuman like him could exist, why couldn't a time-traveling machine exist?