American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

The sky was covered with dark clouds, and not a ray of sunshine was seen, cutting off Superman's energy supply. Without sunlight, his endurance was greatly reduced.

The only thing that can illuminate this place is the white lightning bolt controlled by Zeus!

Superman couldn't withstand the white lightning bolts darting wildly through the dense clouds. Their divine power could penetrate the defenses of Superman's steel body. If he were accidentally struck, it would take him a long time to recover.

The earth itself was manipulated by the gods; rocks and soil transformed into heavy crossbows, countless spikes whistling through the ground, imbued with divine power. The sheer number of these rock spears was overwhelming, making it impossible for Superman to dodge them all. A single hit would slash Superman's skin, leaving his blue bodysuit covered in bloodstains.

A light drizzle was still falling from the sky, but under the enhancement of divine power, these drizzles became incredibly sharp steel needles, imbued with the penetrating power of divine power, making them impossible for even Superman to defend against.

This strange rain only covers a very small area, basically raining down on Superman. This suggests that the god who controls this rain may not have the ability to control divine rain over a large area.

Standing on the city wall, watching the show, Tian Xiaoban sighed, "It's really too much of a stretch. Superman, who hasn't had enough sun, isn't as invincible as he is in the later stages of the normal universe. If this keeps up, Superman is going to lose!"

There's no other way; the main character has to make an appearance after all.

Tian Xiaoban activated the watch, which popped out the dial and movement. Then, he forcefully slapped down the movement, triggering the watch's random transformation function!

The green flashbangs exploded once again before the gods' eyes, and they all instinctively took two steps back, moving away from the direction of the light.

The green flash on the city wall disappeared completely in less than a second.

A handsome man with blue hair stood where the green light had previously emanated.

"Huh? Why doesn't this character have any genetic information? Holy crap, are you kidding me? This is a battlefield, where am I supposed to find a mirror to look at myself?!"

When he said this, the blue ahoge (antenna-like hair sticking up) on his head twitched. A virtual number floated near the ahoge for a moment and then disappeared.

[Energy +20]

"Next time I'll definitely carry a mirror with me and put it aside before I transform, so I can admire myself more after I transform. Sigh, now I can only take a piss and look at myself."

Perhaps the new character wasn't very bright; instead of immediately thinking of using magic, he used the most primitive method: reflecting in the puddle of urine, he realized who he was.

"Holy crap, the character looks so handsome! I almost didn't recognize him. I thought I was so good-looking that even a transformation couldn't hide it!" [Energy +45]

The blue-haired man in the mirror has his ahoge (cowlick) standing straight up and even glowing slightly. This ahoge has an unusual name in the planet of Tian Xiaoban, the character he transforms into!

[A吐槽 (Tucao, a form of humorous commentary) energy collector!]

"That's right, I've actually become a sarcastic person!" [Energy +15]

"Still that same sarcastic character who gets replaced after just one episode!" [Energy +20]

"Damn it, why can I see the numbers for the energy conversion?! Couldn't you just give a silent notification? This is so obvious, it makes me an easy target!" [Energy +58]

"Speaking of which, my mouth hasn't stopped talking since I transformed, and I still haven't finished collecting all the吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical remarks) energy. How troublesome is it to collect this吐槽 energy?!" [Energy +49]

Right after he finished speaking, the ahoge (cowlick) on his head popped into a shining cross, and energy overflowed from the ahoge and flowed back to his entire body.

"Oh, I see. So this is what it feels like to use the power of吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary/criticism)? Concentrate on imagining what you want, and make it materialize for me!"

Light gathered in his palm, and the ahoge (cowlick) drooped down due to lack of energy. The energy then rapidly condensed into a bag of... sea salt.

Shocked, devastated, and enraged, Haiyan was slammed to the ground with a "thud."

"Salt my ass! Ah! Ah! Ah..."

"I want a beam cannon that simulates sunlight. What does that have to do with salt?"

In the midst of my despair and despair, a light suddenly flashed through my mind, a signal that seemed to be received only by those with the energy to vent.

So, Xiaoban, the吐槽星人 (a person who loves to complain), picked up the bag of salt again and threw it down once more!

Snapped!

"Damn it, are you kidding me? Why is the initial setting for energy manifestation salt?! Why do these sarcastic aliens have to add so many weird settings?! Don't they want to die faster?!"

[Energy +80]

Xiaoban, the吐槽星人 (a person who loves to complain), took a few deep breaths and calmed down her slightly explosive mentality.

"Phew—, don't be angry, don't be angry. The initial manifestation has already proven that this ahoge (cowlick) can be used normally, so let's do it again!"

"Hmm, what should I complain about? Should I complain that the Flash, being the fastest man in the universe, is always late? Or should I complain that Batman can dodge Omega rays?"

[Energy +1111]

"Yay, it really works! Okay, let me make a really harsh comment! Let me think... Our universe's Superman is a useless simp!" [Energy +10086]

All the sycophantic superheroes who got the message from this rant contributed a bit too much energy to it.

"Holy crap, that's brutal, that's brutal! My ahoge is about to explode!"

The crosshair above his head now has two bright halos, which is a sign that his ahoge (cowlick) is about to explode.

"Think quickly, think quickly, I've got it! Conjure it up for me now!"

He stretched his left hand forward, gathering all the energy into his palm, while his right hand gripped his left to prevent excessive energy output and instability in raising his hand.

With this immense energy, anything is possible! Even absurd things can be achieved through this吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary/criticism).

For example, Athena, whom he pulled from other universes.

The Athena of the Saint Seiya universe, wielding the golden staff and the shield of Athena, wearing the Athena Cloth, and this is her before her reincarnation.

She is the goddess of victory, possessing terrifying power.

Upon arriving, she witnessed such a bloody and horrific scene. For the sake of love and justice for the earth, she did not hesitate to attack Zeus, the god of the universe!

[Athena's Seal]: Use your power to forcibly seal away the gods.

Waves of light emanated from her body, suppressing all the gods touched by them. Completely bewildered, the gods discovered they could no longer use their power. Panic gripped them; this was a battle! Without power, they were simply waiting to be killed!

In the Saint Seiya universe, Athena set her sights on the Pantheon. Using her sealing power, she forcibly sealed the gods inside a massive golden spaceship called the Pantheon.

Flashpoint Athena, who did not participate in the battle, observed everything from another hilltop. She looked at the purple-haired Athena, and the two exchanged a tacit glance, then nodded in perfect unison.

After doing all this, the purple-haired Athena disappeared from this space-time.

Xiaoban, the witty and sarcastic individual, lay on the ground panting, completely drained of his energy. He never expected that just thinking about it for a moment would actually work! He had actually managed to pull over a god who had nothing to do with this world.

The opponent was so powerful, sealing several of the Olympian gods in one move. Although some escaped, the most dangerous ones were all sealed away!

Superman successfully recovered from the beatings he suffered at the hands of the world. With the gods gone, the natural elements of heaven and earth would no longer target him! No longer needing to face natural disasters, Superman was naturally in a good mood.

Without the blessing of divine power, natural disasters are like tigers with their teeth pulled; simple natural disasters have no effect on Superman whatsoever.

Superman flew back to the metal wall, and after seeing Tian Xiaoban, thanked him. Then he asked if he needed any help.

"Yes, help me up. I think I'm alright."

Physical exertion can be recovered by eating a little something, but mental exhaustion is something that can't be recovered from.

Xiaoban, the吐槽星人 (a person who loves to complain), has an urgent task: to find a way to preserve the unique aspects of this character.

"You go ahead and do your thing, I can handle it on my own!"

Superman nodded: "Okay, remember to call me as soon as possible if anything happens to you. I can hear you all over Metropolis."

Xiaoban, the吐槽星人 (Tucao Xingren, a person who likes to complain), reached behind his back, pulled out the Evolution Truster, and tossed it to Superman.

"The way to use this thing is to pull it out, and after you pull it out, it will emit a strong light! I think you will need it."

Superman was so excited he almost clapped his hands: "Thank you, this is a lifesaver!"

Superman's body is already bloated. He desperately needs this; who knows when the dark clouds in the sky will clear, and he doesn't even know if the Superman charger in the lab is reliable.

Xiaoban, the sarcastic one, said, "Go and support the Flash and the others. I just summoned someone I can't afford."

Superman flew away.

……

"The energy for making sarcastic remarks is really hard to manage. Too little has no effect, and too much is completely out of control. It seems I need to be more careful with my sarcastic remarks in the future and try not to use multiverse-related memes as the target of my sarcastic remarks."

"Speaking of which, if Superman used Ultraman's transformation device, could he use it?" [Energy +25]

"When he pulls out the transformation device and transforms, will Superman absorb the power of light without changing, or will he transform into a giant within the light? If Superman transforms into Superman Hikaru, that would be interesting!" [+168]

The energy for venting has been fully absorbed again.

"The energy is full. Think about what you want to manifest this time."

As he pondered, Xiaoban, the吐槽星人 (Tucao Xingren, a person who loves to complain), suddenly remembered something: In the novel "100,000 Cold Jokes," the吐槽星人 (Tucao Xingren) used their吐槽 (Tucao) energy collectors and discovered that they didn't even have as much吐槽 (Tucao) energy as that Earthling. Perhaps the most important thing about this character right now isn't the吐槽星人 (Tucao Xingren) gene, but the ahoge (a strand of hair sticking up) on his head, which is the [吐槽 (Tucao) energy collector].

"Using吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for making fun of) about energy changes can be completely nonsensical, purely based on imagination. Maybe it really works, let's give it a try!"

The energy of吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to complain or criticize) gathered in his hand again, continuously compressed and condensed, and finally, a吐槽 energy collector made of吐槽 energy truly appeared!

To make this [complaint energy collector] even more convenient.

So, Xiaoban, a self-proclaimed critic, turned it into a microphone.

A microphone that needs constant吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to complain or criticize) to activate. When the activation energy is full, you can speak into the microphone and use the吐槽 energy stored in the microphone to do some outrageous things.

"The energy has been drained again. Complaining is also a huge energy consumer. People who can't complain can't even use it. Haha, not bad weapon."

Just as Xiaoban, the吐槽星人 (tu cao xing ren, a person who loves to complain), was feeling happy about his own intelligence.

Meanwhile, Superman, who had arrived on the other side of the city, had entered a new operation.

As the battle became increasingly difficult, he, trusting Tian Xiaoban, drew out the Evolution Truster.

Warm sunlight filled Superman's entire body. Superman's hidden injuries and damage had all healed, but it was not over yet. A continuous stream of light poured out from the voice changer, filling Superman's body.

Just as the light energy was about to completely fill him, a sudden change occurred.

Superman never expected that the things Tian Xiaoban gave him could cause problems. He felt a strange change in his body, as if two genes were interacting within him.

One side seemed to have compromised, and Superman's steel body suddenly began to grow taller, followed by a burst of light emanating from his body.

His height continued to expand with the light, eventually reaching 50 meters!

When the light faded, the giant Superman's appearance was that of Nexus in his blue youth form.

Is Chapter 196 resolved? No, not completely.

"This feeling...it feels weird!"

Superman subconsciously touched the blue energy core on the giant's chest; he could feel that this thing was the convergence point of all the energy in his body.

The two lightbulb-like eyes looked him over from head to toe, then clenched their fists. "It's like I've been given a new body, it's amazing!"

No wonder, his size changed drastically in an instant. From Superman's perspective, looking at the intruders was like an adult looking down at a swarm of cockroaches.

Fortunately, Superman's brain was enhanced, and he adapted in a very short time. At the same time, based on the inherited information in his brain, he learned about the power of the giant's body.