American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

The plan is for me to join. However, we don't have enough people!

His answer, like that of Batman from a parallel universe, was the same: they're short-handed! They're desperately short-handed!

This is not a plan to relocate a single Earth! It is an infinite multiverse.

These people alone are not enough! Absolutely not enough! Even if you brought together everyone on Earth, it still wouldn't be enough!

Batman habitually thinks about things from the worst-case scenario, then works backward to consider the possibilities along the way and try to avoid the worst-case scenario from happening.

Tian Xiaoban sighed and gestured for Batman to sit down and talk:

"Sigh! I know you're in a hurry, but don't worry."

The universe is so vast that it has given birth to immeasurable life.

The multiverse is even larger; we can only try our best to save as many as possible, understand? Batman, don't put too much pressure on yourself. Save as many as you can.

"The biggest flaw in your plan is that there aren't enough people to fight for the salvation of the universe."

Batman paused for a moment, then continued, "When I get back, I'll assemble a new team and have them join this project. I need clearance to come here."

Tian Xiaoban nodded and pointed to a cabinet not far away, where some of the hammers that were originally displayed had been taken away.

"Sure, the stamp hammer is right there. Just think of where you want to go and knock on the doorframe. I think you've already gotten the instructions on how to use it from Thomas, haven't you?"

Oh, by the way, this hammer can't go to the Digital World. You need this to get there!

Tian Xiaoban then pulled out a Digimon device. "Dick has one of these. If you want to go to the Digital World, you can have him send you there."

Our plan is just getting started, so don't be too anxious. More people will join us in the future..."

It took Tian Xiaoban a lot of persuasion to get Batman off his impatient mind.

After giving her advice, Tian Xiaoban placed the twelve talismans she was holding on the table.

“Each of these twelve stones possesses a unique ability, and I intend to give you these two.”

As Tian Xiaoban spoke, he moved out the horse talisman and the dog talisman from the twelve talismans.

"A noble horse can heal and expel any external forces that invade the body. A dog can keep you from death. Be careful with these two things, lest you lose them. Each of these functions can drive the wealthy mad."

Tian Xiaoban explained the effects of the product and warned Batman not to let the bad guys in Gotham steal it.

Batman first picked up the Horse Talisman. The talisman unleashed a miraculous healing power, instantly enveloping his entire body. It removed various poison residues from his body and also healed his long-standing injuries.

"This is good stuff; it works better than the treatment equipment from [Unlimited Company]."

He raised his hand to look at his battle suit. The white marks from the battle not long ago had all disappeared, and his suit had been repaired!

Tian Xiaoban rolled her eyes. Was there even a question? Whatever's sold on the market can't possibly be the best!

Feeling the relief in his body, Batman picked up the Dog Talisman again. A flash of white light disappeared, but he felt nothing.

"What do you mean by 'the dog can keep me from dying'? Like that white light just now?"

"That's right, being immortal means being invincible. Even if Superman comes and beats you up with a steamroller, you still won't die."

These two abilities combined represent healthy immortality.

Batman remained silent, then placed the two talismans back on the table.

"I can't take these things. I can't even guarantee what I'll do with them!"

Tian Xiaoban scratched his head, as if he had praised Batman too much, causing Batman to back down. It was during this head-scratching that a brilliant idea flashed in his mind:

"Based on your performance, you deserve it even more! Didn't you say you were short-staffed? I think there must be quite a few people in Gotham who need this ability to save their lives."

For example, Mr. Freeze's wife really needs this horse charm.

While many people have been given a second chance at life thanks to the technology of [Infinite Corporation], there will always be a small minority who desperately need these things.

If Tian Xiaoban used other people with missing limbs to remind Batman, he might not feel anything.

Because [Unlimited Company] has achieved limb repair and gene repair, giving those who have lost limbs a chance to regain their health.

However, some special "dead people" cannot be brought back to life.

Mr. Freeze's wife is trapped inside a block of ice, in a very delicate state of equilibrium. If the ice breaks, his wife will be doomed. The technology that [Infinite Corporation] has demonstrated, at its most apparent level, is not yet capable of bringing the dead back to life.

Therefore, the best way is to use the unscientific method of talismans to revive her from her awkward situation.

Batman was deep in thought. It wasn't that this method wouldn't work; on the contrary, it was brilliant!

Even Batman probably couldn't have guessed how Mr. Freeze would react to this charm.

"I'll just leave it here. I'll come back for it when I need it."

Batman ultimately refused to take it, not wanting to carry it around. Leaving it in this alternate world would be a form of insurance, at least preventing major chaos in Gotham.

"Suit yourself. Do you need me to take you home?"

Batman glanced again at the Thomas couple not far away: "I want to stay a little longer. I'll use that stamp to hammer it back later."

Tian Xiaoban nodded, indicating that he understood, and then disappeared from the spot in a flash of light.

Batman said he was used to Tian Xiaoban's elusive behavior. He was the same way when he was in the music industry. They've become known as monsters in the eyes of Gotham's citizens.

Then, he turned on his laptop and began searching for talent in Gotham. He wanted to find those who could be treated, leave a note, and maybe he could use them later.

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Tian Xiaoban activated the Hell Rune in his hand and went directly to Garfield's palace.

"Garfield, I have a lot of good stuff here. See if you can use it."

Tian Xiaoban tore off the four-dimensional pocket that was stuck to the hem of her clothes.

Everything inside was dumped out at once:

A miniature temple, bat gold, an N-metal warhammer, several sea creature weapons, several Amazon warrior weapons, a吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or ridicule) energy microphone, an evolution trustee, several bear traps from the Doraemon world, a promethium metal block, twelve talismans...

Garfield, intrigued by the things scattered on the ground, shrunk to the size of a human like Tian Xiaoban.

He walked over to the pile of things with interest.

"These metals all have good energy conductivity. Hmm? What is this? I sense the presence of a soul."

Garfield picked up the temple and then sensed a surge of faith power from the Greek gods.

"Oh? This energy is quite strange, and it's a seal. Wow! There's actually a group of gods sealed inside!"

Where did you get this from?

Garfield stared in surprise at the tiny object in his hand, barely the size of his palm.

"Hmm, good eye. Back then, I fought a great battle against a group of Earth gods from parallel worlds. I dominated the entire battle."

However, they have been operating on Earth for many years and have too many fanatical followers who continuously recharge and restore their energy, making them too difficult to kill!

Finally, my off-the-charts random transformation turned me into a吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to roast or criticize) alien. Using my incredibly powerful吐槽 energy, I summoned incredibly powerful beings and sealed them away.

Garfield scanned the space with his inner universe and unexpectedly detected three completely different energies within the palm-sized palace.

Athena's cosmic power, her吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) energy, and the power of faith of the Greek gods.

The three energies were absorbed and transformed by Garfield, merging into the World Tree, adding two more different rule-based forces to his inner universe.

Garfield had previously absorbed the genes of the吐槽星人 (a person who loves to complain), so he was already aware of the吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to complain) energy.

Oh, and besides that, he also has a group of special souls of gods!

God's soul is wonderful; it's the most valuable thing even in hell. Not only the demons of hell, but even the angels of heaven might try to steal it.

"Don't just focus on that spirit, look at this one, and that one too."

Tian Xiaoban identified the "N Metal" warhammer, Bat Gold, and Promethium.

"See if you can copy these things. If you can copy them, turn them into mechs."

Garfield only glanced at these high-quality metals before he had already recorded them all.

Garfield: "What do you need a mecha for? You need to use all this metal to make it."

Tian Xiaoban: "Hmm, let's prepare in advance for fighting Barbatos in the future. That guy also caused a major event in the multiverse in the future."

"You really are..."

Before Garfield could even utter the words "petty," he sensed a peculiar spying.

Across an infinite multiverse, those crimson eyes belonged to Barbatos from the Dark Multiverse. He seemed drawn to the metal, which was why he turned his gaze over to take a look.

However, Barbatos could only see Garfield's physical form and could not see through the inner universe.

Moreover, after Barbatos saw the piles of metal on the ground and realized that they posed no fatal threat to him, he ignored them.

However, it's understandable that Garfield was unhappy about being spied on and having been discovered by the person.

"Alright, I'll take this job. What kind of mecha do you want it to be? I remember there are quite a few different styles of mecha."

Tian Xiaoban: "Let's use the Super Beast God Five-in-One from Super Beast Armed! I remember sharing this part of my memory with you!"

Garfield pointed to the futuristic metal clips from the Doraemon world and said, "Okay, I'll make them just like that!"

For mecha, is it enough to just melt all these metals into it?

"That metal clip looks pretty good to me, it's quite sturdy. I can try to integrate it into the mecha."

Tian Xiaoban: "Okay, you can decide. We'll need to add these after the mecha is finished!"

Tian Xiaoban then took out a complete set of twelve talismans.

"After the mecha is completed, insert these twelve talismans! Stack twelve layers of ability buffs to enhance the mecha's performance."

My goal is to completely crush Barbatos! Build the mechs with that level of power!

"no problem."

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Meanwhile, Batman returned to his digital Batcave.

He opened the database he had created himself with a clear objective and extracted some personal profiles.

Diana Prince, identity: unknown, age: unknown. Online data has repeatedly recorded her fighting terrorists while dressed in very ancient attire. Her combat abilities far surpass those of genetically enhanced individuals.

Arthur Curry, Occupation: Fisherman, Age: Never registered, not even a dental record. He accidentally revealed his superpower as a child: the ability to communicate with fish. Suitable for naval combat. His most recent achievement: defeating two genetically enhanced individuals in a tavern.

Oliver Quinn, identity: Star City's richest man, suspected of having undergone long-term mercenary training, possesses considerable skill, particularly in archery. He once used a composite bow and ordinary arrowheads to dismantle a gang of superpowered mobsters.