American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

Chapter 297 A World with "Perfect" Lives

In the passageway through the world.

TTG Robin pulled out a stick: "Hey, get out of here, this is our car. Wait, man, haven't we met somewhere before?"

Tian Xiaoban looks quite different from a year ago; he's become more handsome and taller, but the broken watch on his left wrist hasn't been calibrated or upgraded in all this time, so it remains the same as before.

Robin recognized the guy in front of him by the green tag that had tricked him before.

"So it was you! You bastard, you're the one who messed up the multiverse!"

Transformed into a sports car, TTG Cyborg conveys his message via radio: "But Robin, it was you who accidentally shattered the super teleportation magic created by Raven, causing chaos in the multiverse."

"Uh, but isn't that what we're using to cause him trouble?!" TTG Robin pointed at Tian Xiaoban and angrily questioned TTG Steelbone.

TTG Cyborg thought for a moment and said, "Okay, Robin, you're right, it's all this guy's fault!"

Tian Xiaoban covered his face speechlessly. These people were shifting the blame so awkwardly. However, he kept reminding himself that he couldn't reason with comedians; if he took it seriously, he would lose.

Taking a deep breath and burying her negative emotions, which made her want to beat them up, Tian Xiaoban asked earnestly:

"So, you came to my universe to cause me trouble?"

Why? For your universe, even if the world were destroyed, it would only take the time it takes to sing a nursery rhyme to recover. There's absolutely no point in contacting me!"

No matter how much they mess up the universe or blow up the world, things will return to normal as soon as the opening and ending themes end. Moreover, their characters will be refreshed immediately, so there's no point in them seeking revenge on Tian Xiaoban!

TTG Raven said dejectedly, "The main problem is that we're so bored. We thwart criminals' evil plots time and time again, and we've never lost, which has led to the absence of evil in our world."

TTG Beast Boy: "It means those bastards aren't causing trouble anymore, so we can't even fight crime. We're so bored."

TTG Spark chimed in, "The key is that we've already done several episodes of the theatrical version, which has left us without any material. So now we're out looking for material, aren't we? Hey, you just popped up here on your own."

"You, as long as we defeat you, our TTG universe will have a new theatrical version! Woohoo~!" TTG Robin showed off a set of stick techniques, completely exposing their ambition.

Tian Xiaoban: ……

Don't think I don't know, this is the reason you just came up with! Damn it, if I didn't jump on this bus, you bunch of idiots who only know how to mess around would be causing trouble in other universes instead of coming after me!

During the chat, a new universe arrived, and TTG Cyborg somehow managed to display the universe's number on the screen.

Universe 666.

"Yay, a new universe! A universe we've never been to before! I'm going to beat up Robin in this universe and show him who's boss!"

TTG Robin roared excitedly, like a monkey that hadn't fully evolved.

His teammates had similar symptoms; when they celebrated, they were like crazy monkeys.

Tian Xiaoban glanced at the world below the flying supercar, focusing on Gotham City, and that one glance made him notice the difference.

A heartwarming scene of a family of three is playing on an electronic billboard in Gotham that constantly changes images.

Those were the Wayne family, promoting their Wayne Enterprises stock.

The entire Gotham City didn't have the chaotic atmosphere of other worlds; instead, it seemed so... normal, as if Batman didn't exist at all!

Tian Xiaoban glanced at the location of Batman's Bat-light and found that there was only one huge spotlight there. He did not see the bat symbol on the spotlight.

Tian Xiaoban warned the TTG team: "This world will not allow you to destroy it. Otherwise, I will stuff your world into the furnace of the World Forger and remake it!"

TTG Robin: "Damn, you're more like a villain than I am. Uh, wait, we Titans are allies of justice, you're the evil criminal!"

And you actually dared to threaten me, everyone? Did you all hear that? He threatened me!

"Go! Titans, attack!"

If they disagree, they'll start fighting!

These kids were so rough that Tian Xiaoban had to use her own internal energy to defend herself against their attacks.

Moreover, the TTG squad completely disregards the damage to those around them when they fight; they can blow up skyscrapers without a second thought, and they don't care how many people are still alive inside.

Tian Xiaoban was struggling to cope with the Raven, who could teleport and launch magical attacks, and Xinghuo, whose eyes shot out green lasers, constantly searching for Tian Xiaoban's weaknesses.

The steel skeleton still serves as a vehicle, providing Robin with a foothold to step on while jumping back and forth, allowing him to launch physical attacks in mid-air.

The Beast Boy transformed into a bird and, using its sharp beak, repeatedly pounced on Tian Xiaoban's face. Although it didn't seriously injure Tian Xiaoban, its size caused visual disturbance.

This multi-person attack, with its excellent coordination, even caught Tian Xiaoban off guard. Robin, in particular, was a target; it's a mystery what material his stick was made of, as it managed to break through Tian Xiaoban's protective aura and strike him.

"Ouch, holy crap, what kind of stick is this? It hurts so much when it hits someone!"

Robin roared excitedly, "Aha, prepare to die, you villain!"

"You bunch of bastards are clearly more like villains!" Tian Xiaoban stopped acting, and the aura covering her body quickly spread out, forming a shockwave that sent them all flying!

"Electric current propulsion, a million volts! Supreme Hadouken!"

He slammed a punch into Robin, breaking his stick and hitting him squarely in the face. The powerful force sent him crashing to the ground, where he became embedded in the concrete and couldn't be pried out.

The others were no match for Tian Xiaoban, who was powered by electricity. One by one, they were knocked into the ground.

When dealing with characters with such unique physical characteristics, you have to use ruthless tactics. If you don't beat them to a pulp, they won't learn their lesson.

Police sirens blared on the ground. Tian Xiaoban swiftly flew to the ground and, to the astonishment of the police and onlookers, he single-handedly dismantled an entire section of concrete pavement, carrying the TTG members embedded within it, and stored them in his personal digital storage.

Then, looking embarrassed, he apologized to the others: "I'm sorry, our people from the mental hospital escaped, and I'm really sorry for the damage they caused."

Then Tian Xiaoban took off again, holding the horse talisman he had just taken out of his four-dimensional pocket, and performed healing on the destroyed buildings and injured people as if he were a saint.

After dealing with all the subsequent troubles, Tian Xiaoban grasped the snake talisman and disappeared into the shadows.

If it weren't for the video evidence, those who suffered this undeserved misfortune today would still think they were dreaming.

……

Tian Xiaoban, in stealth mode, didn't rush to leave. Instead, she began to inquire about news from this world.

Bruce Wayne didn't die of an orphan, nor did he become Batman, but he was still a notorious playboy in Gotham City, and the number of actresses he slept with could circle the entire country.

In this world, Superman Clark Kent is not Superman, but... Dr. Kent, whose medical devices have saved tens of millions of families.

Barry Allen, the Flash, became a legal pioneer and a famous lawyer in Central City.

No news could be found about Aquaman, nor about Wonder Woman from Paradise Island; they seem to have vanished into thin air.

Tian Xiaoban even specifically searched for Constantine, Zatanna, and Shazam, but found none of them.

Most importantly, there are no superpowered individuals in this world! It's as if everyone lives in a fairly "perfectly harmonious" world.

Chapter 298 Exploration and Invitation

Tian Xiaoban used the Digimon device to search for several more keywords: "alien", "magician", "god", "otherworldly person", "superpowered person"...

But the result was that the Digivice contained absolutely no information about aliens. Even the Kryptonian traitors who were supposed to come with Superman, as well as various aliens, never appeared on Earth.

This is not right, very not right!

If Clark Kent has appeared, then the Kryptonians will definitely come. This is almost a foregone conclusion. Whether it's Superman or Superwoman, they can never escape the fate of their fellow countrymen knocking on their door.

But it turns out that Clark Kent has already married and had children, and the Kryptonians haven't even come to visit. It's as if they've completely forgotten about Clark, their fellow Kryptonians.

Although Tian Xiaoban's curiosity about the universe was piqued, he knew he still had a bunch of troublesome things to deal with.

Once they've dealt with them, Tian Xiaoban will have plenty of time to find the answer to why this universe is so "peaceful."

Tian Xiaoban found a door frame in a secluded area, which was probably an abandoned, dilapidated old house, where a layer of dust had accumulated.

However, Tian Xiaoban only needed the door frame; whether it was dirty inside or not didn't matter. He used the teleportation stamp hammer to smash the door frame, and the teleportation portal that could travel to the Garfield universe opened suddenly.

Tian Xiaoban strode inside and arrived at Planet Ark One.

He used his explosive power to fly and quickly found a Garfield clone on duty. Tian Xiaoban then took out the huge cement slab from the digital space.

The Titans were already awake inside, but the concrete floor made it difficult for them to climb out.

Beast Boy and Raven could have escaped from the concrete by transforming or teleporting, but they just didn't think of that.

"The five-person team from TTG is here. Garfield, you need to keep a close eye on them and make sure they don't cause any more trouble for the other parallel universes."

Then, Tian Xiaoban handed the stamp hammer in his hand to Garfield's clone.

"Garfield, write this down. The universe I just visited. Superman and Batman there actually have happy families. Holy crap, that's outrageous. In the entire DC multiverse, this is one of the most incredible universes."

Garfield was quick; he scanned the coordinates and noted them down in a flash.

"Coordinates recorded, but... these guys are a bit tricky."

Garfield's clone, possessing an absolutely high status within the inner universe, realized, after simulating the future, just how troublesome it would be to deal with comedic characters.

From the future fragments, Garfield deduces that the TTG team is like a bug, impossible to contain, and can disappear in the blink of an eye.

"You take your time studying it, I'm going to go check out that strange universe."

Tian Xiaoban simply ran away, leaving this troublesome matter to Garfield, while he had many more things to consider.

After passing through the portal, Tian Xiaoban went to find the famous Dr. Clark Kent.

A super genius with a brilliant mind who develops world-leading medical devices and extends the average human lifespan by 50 years!

Using the snake charm to become invisible, Tian Xiaoban easily infiltrated the research lab of the Superbody Group. This was a research institute dedicated to studying human longevity. Based on Clark's analysis and replication of his own cells, the longevity serum that extends the lifespan of ordinary people was created here.

Tian Xiaoban used electromagnetic waves driven by electric current to affect the monitoring system inside the research room, making the invisibility perfect.

Bypassing the researchers, Tian Xiaoban went directly to Clark Kent.

After all, Clark Kent is a Kryptonian with a lot of Kryptonian "legacy." It shouldn't be a problem for him to know the whereabouts of other Kryptonians through those "legacy" items.

Soon, Tian Xiaoban saw Dr. Clark conducting an experiment at the experimental center. He was wearing thick, square-rimmed glasses, just like the "ordinary" reporter Clark Kent.

He is using tweezers to pick up something that is completely invisible to the naked eye of a normal person. With his super vision and cheat-like precision, he is conducting a high-precision biological experiment that other people would find difficult to complete in a lifetime.

Dr. Clark, who was completely focused on his work, did not notice that the invisible Tian Xiaoban had moved up to his side and was watching him conduct the experiment.

Time passed second by second. When Dr. Clark's tense and sweaty state subsided, it meant the experiment was complete. Tian Xiaoban made her move at that moment, grabbed Clark's shoulder, and teleported away instantly.

"Huh?"

Even a super brain was stunned for a moment before realizing that he had been kidnapped.

Dr. Clark immediately looked like a silly deer, wondering who had captured him. With his thick skin and invulnerable body, he was confident that no one could break through his defenses.

Tian Xiaoban greeted him politely: "Hello, Dr. Clark, or should I call you Superman?"

"Superman?"