American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

The term "Angry Chicken" is a playful way of referring to the character "Yellow Bird" from the animated series "Angry Birds".

Its nickname is Chuck the Dart, and its real name is Chuck. Its design is based on a super-fast canary with the ability to move at the speed of light and is extremely hyperactive! It can also accelerate through the air, flying even faster.

"Wow wow wow wow! I feel so good! I have that urge to run!"

Huang Niao's body was driving Tian Xiaoban wild with excitement. He was so hyperactive that he couldn't sit still, as if he had taken too many stimulants.

When it starts running, it feels like everything around it has been paused!

"Hahaha, that's awesome! Should I go race the Flash? Or maybe Superman?! Hahaha, woohoo~~"

The yellow lightning bolt shot off towards the Metropolis in a flash!

Spinning, leaping, it closed its eyes!

Trees, land, water—nothing can stop it! It's so fast that even Newton couldn't control it!

A flash of yellow light appeared on the bridge connecting Gotham to Metropolis.

The drivers on the bridge felt like they had seen something, and thought they were seeing things. They felt like a yellow monster with a bird's face greeted them in an instant!

But it's all real, not a dream! The yellow bird really did greet all the cars on the bridge, and the speedometer on the bridge, which was already off the charts, proves that it was there.

Huang Guang entered the metropolis without anyone stopping him. In an instant, a yellow figure with indistinct features appeared in multiple areas of the metropolis.

As long as it passes by, people who jump off buildings, people who are in car accidents, and cats in trees will be saved by it.

When Lex Luthor, the CEO of LexCorp, heard the news, he assumed that Superman was just being overly sentimental again, so he offered a high reward for a photo of the yellow figure to find out who he was.

The Daily Planet, the largest newspaper in the metropolis, was packed with people, most of whom were rushing to finish their articles.

Upon encountering this suddenly appearing yellow figure, the Daily Planet immediately dispatched its top agent! Wait, no, it should be its top female reporter, Louise Lane!

Let her track down this yellow figure! Someone like her who knows Superman, even if she can't catch him, she should be able to catch him when she tags Superman!

Louise Lane, along with her team, including cameraman Jimmy Olsen and Clark Kent, a rookie at the newspaper, went out to conduct an interview.

…………

On the other side, having just rescued someone who was about to jump off a building, Huang Niao is running wildly in the riverside park!

"Wuhu~—this feeling of flying!"

At this terrifying speed, everything around him moved incredibly slowly, and Huang Niao felt as if he were experiencing Earth Online in a world that had been paused!

You can eat as much delicious food as you want on the street, stop anything that bothers you, and it will take all the wallets of gangsters. Nothing in the world can stop it.

Apart from……

Beep beep beep beep... Bang!

"Hey! How come it's time already!"

The yellow bird, which was still speeding across the water, suddenly turned back into Tian Xiaoban. Its speed dropped drastically, and the huge inertia dragged Tian Xiaoban, making it skip across the water!

The sudden appearance of red light startled the fishermen fishing by the river. Upon closer inspection, they discovered a person floating on the water!

At that moment, they subconsciously thought that Tian Xiaoban was being dragged along by a big fish and floating on the water!

However, after drifting for a short time, with the help of the water, Tian Xiaoban's speed eventually decreased.

With a "plop," Tian Xiaoban, caught completely off guard, fell into the river.

After splashing around in the water for a few moments, Tian Xiaoban surfaced: "Plop—Ah!"

"Ha! Ha! Thank goodness I can swim! Otherwise, I would have been in big trouble!"

It must be because of the yellow bird; its body, with its blood full of adrenaline, kept me in a state of constant excitement, which is why I felt time flew by!

However, Tian Xiaoban felt his heart was beating very fast! This made him feel incredibly energetic even in the water.

"Electric current propulsion! Damn electric motor buttocks! Humanoid submarine, deploy!"

His legs swung wildly up and down, propelling him forward at breakneck speed. Even though Tian Xiaoban wasn't Huang Niao, his physical abilities were already top-tier.

Once he starts swimming, his speed is comparable to that of a launched torpedo!

When Tian Xiaoban swam to the shore, several fishermen on the bank gave him thumbs-up in admiration! They kept shouting "Cool!" and "So cool!"

The old man closest to him spoke up:

"Hey, great job, young man! You swam really fast, like Superman!" (At this point in time, there's no better compliment than "Superman.")

"Thank you! Hey, grandpa, you've hooked a fish!" Tian Xiaoban replied with a smile, pointing to the fishing rod that was about to escape.

"Aha! Jack, I'm going to win again!" The old fisherman excitedly began to reel in the fish.

The old man next to me, named Jack, looked utterly frustrated. Damn it! Not a single fish all morning!

Soaked to the bone, Tian Xiaoban walked to the nearest public restroom.

He pulled out the dragon tooth hanging around his neck, and a magic circle emerged from it, instantly covering his entire body. In a flash, he was teleported to the 'Tomb of the Living Dead' by the dragon tooth.

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"Hello, sir, my name is Louise Lane, and I'm a reporter for the Daily Planet. I'd like to ask if you were saved by that 'yellow flash'?"

Louise, with her impeccable makeup, inquired of the lucky boy rescued by the yellow bird, her friendly smile easily winning him over. (Clark, standing nearby, was completely mesmerized.)

The middle-aged man, who had already been interviewed by many people, pointed at Louise Lane with a shocked expression and said in astonishment:

“You! I recognize you, you’re the one who interviewed Superman! Hello, hello, my name is Caster.”

Seeing that Louise was still smiling and staring at him, Castor immediately continued:

"Oh right, right! That flash of light went by in a flash, and by the time I realized what was happening, there was already a car accident right where I was standing!"

By the way, can I report what I've said? Could you please thank that yellow flasher for me?

Louise nodded with an unchanged smile:

"Yes, yes! Can you recall what the yellow flash looked like?"

“Well…” Caster hesitated, “I’m afraid you won’t believe what I’m about to say.”

“It’s alright, Caster. Just tell me everything you know, and I’ll report it truthfully, I guarantee it with my career!”

Louise's smile faded, and she solemnly swore that Jimmy, who was carrying the camera behind her, nodded in deep agreement. Louise had always been this serious about the news!

Clark stepped forward, flashing a sunny smile, and patted Caster on the shoulder: "You have to believe her. She can even report on Superman, let alone other unbelievable things!"

Castor was persuaded by Clark and then revealed what he knew: "It was an angel with golden feathers. I still remember my face being brushed by the feathers, those translucent golden feathers, I have never forgotten them!"

"An angel? Really? Could it be Superman in yellow?" Jimmy was the first to doubt, instinctively retorting.

"See, I told you you wouldn't believe me! The first few reporters were the same! Every time I mentioned that I was saved by an angel with yellow feathers, they thought I was crazy! I really was carried away from there by wings!"

As if provoked, Castor tried his best to prove himself, recounting a long story about how he felt when the bird held him in its arms.

From the moment they met, Clark Kent had been using his super hearing to listen to Custer's heartbeat, and it turned out he wasn't lying.

"Could there really be angels?" Clark couldn't help but voice his own thoughts.

Louise believed it and wrote in her notebook that the yellow flashing light was likely an angel.

"I definitely wouldn't have believed it before! But now that Superman has appeared, it's possible that an angel might also appear!"

"Okay, thank you, Mr. Custer. Have a nice day!"

Louise closed her notebook, took her team, and drove to the next location. After all, they had set off later than the other newspaper reporters, so they were in a hurry.

Castor nodded and waved his hand: "OK, you guys get back to work! Remember to put what I said in the newspaper!"

...on the radio station's private van...

Louise was writing her article, while Clark was driving and pondering whether the yellow flash was an angel. Or perhaps an alien.

Jimmy was checking the film; he needed to develop the photos for the newspaper!

"Louise, who's next?"

"Zigui Jordan, a heartbroken man who jumped off a building... a pathetic wretch."

He jumped from the top floor of a 30-story building and was successfully saved by the 'yellow flash'. Wow, he was so lucky!

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Jimmy scoffed, "Louise, when you say he's lucky, you mean... he got dumped? And he can't even die if he wants to? Oh, that's pathetic."

Louise realized there was something wrong with what she said, and she explained:

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't talking about him getting dumped... Well, I won't tell him when I see him."

What I was trying to say was that Mr. Zguy Jordan was rescued from a great height, and based on my experience of jumping off buildings many times, he would certainly be able to describe in detail what his rescuer looked like.

Upon hearing this, Clark Kent, who was driving, twitched at the corner of his mouth, thinking to himself: You know you've jumped off buildings too many times? You're the only one who would jump off a building just to see me!

Louise thanked Jimmy again: "OK, I understand what you mean, thanks for reminding me, Jimmy."

"You're welcome! After all, offending the person being interviewed is not a good idea."

The car made its way through a maze to the front of Zigui Jordan's house.

By this time, a group of reporters had gathered around the door, all waiting for Zigui Jordan to come out.

"Oh dear, so many people... Clark, let's go to the other lucky one's spot!"

Jimmy didn't want to waste his time here.

"Okay, let's go!"

Clark didn't hesitate and drove away. He had just used his X-ray vision to take a look and found that there was no one inside. Waiting outside would be a waste of time.

After the car turned around, Clark asked:

"Louise, who's next?"

"Ms. Alice, uh, her...cat was rescued by 'Yellow Flash'."

Louise was a little confused; how did this person manage to get on the interview list?

Clark said with a smile:

"Okay, I understand. Let's go interview the cat!"

Hey~!