Gourmet Hunter: Join the Chat Group

[Ordinary Person]: "There are people beyond people, and heavens beyond heavens. There are many people like me."

Well, you're really being modest.

[Shizuka]: "Hiccup, my name is Hiratsuka Shizuka. I'm a teacher. I like driving around, smoking, drinking... and I'm good at some fighting techniques."

[Jing Ke'ai]: "Waaaaah... I'm almost thirty and still an unmarried 'leftover woman,' and my students are..."

He must be drunk, otherwise he wouldn't have said such things.

He just blurted it out, pouring out his grievances and venting the psychological pressure that had been building up inside him for so long.

[God's Tongue]: "Is this teacher crying?"

She sensed the resentment from older single women. Is that right?

【ShitBigKick】: "Sigh, that's just how the adult world is."

[Wang Xiaoming]: "You're a top-tier tycoon, so you don't need to say anything. Just use your money to get what you want."

【Star Maker】: "Hiratsuka Shizuka's family must be quite wealthy. She's probably drunk and slurring her words, hence her unrestrained speech."

Shizuka Hiratsuka is a character from the world of Oregairu. She is a Japanese language teacher and a life skills instructor who cares deeply about her students, especially the members of the Service Club.

Because of his advanced age and lack of marriage, he is often teased about his marital status.

Hiratsuka Shizuka's world is an ordinary world, without any special superpowers.

As expected of the unyielding Hiratsuka Shizuka.

[Gudako]: "A teacher drinking so much? Doesn't he have any classes to teach?"

[Xiaoyu]: "Yes, it's not that you can't drink alcohol, but this teacher seems to have drunk a bit too much. Could he be setting a bad example for the students?"

【Star Forger】: "There are many teachers who like to drink, so don't worry about it."

Is that right, Himeko-sensei?

Himeko didn't live with him, but instead bought a small island near the Sake Island (he paid for it), which made it very convenient for her to drink.

Previously, I used alcohol to numb my pain, but now, it's simply because I've gotten used to it. Moreover, the alcohol in this world is exceptionally delicious, and the more I drink, the more addicted I become.

[Jing Ke'ai]: "Hiccup, you're right... We're all... adults... What's wrong with having a little alcohol?"

She was drinking it herself, not allowing a minor to drink it, so she didn't break any laws.

[Jing Ke'ai]: "Hiccup... This time... I drank a bit too much, and I actually... I actually saw this kind of hallucination..."

[The pilot who lost his license]: "Is it possible that this isn't a hallucination?"

Daigo felt a bit sorry for Hiratsuka Shizuka, who revealed that she was an older single woman, and that she would probably consider leaving the group after she sobered up.

Hiratsuka Shizuka stopped surfacing, probably because she was drunk.

【Galaxy Baseball Man】: "Drunkard teacher, once she sobers up, we can tease her properly and see if this chat group is just an illusion."

[Will Win]: "What kind of weird nickname is this? Hello everyone, my name is Gojo Satoru."

Gojo Satoru felt that the nickname carried a deep malice, even though it looked like a confident statement.

[Will Win]: "Is there any expert in the chat group that connects all the heavens? I want to experience the feeling of defeat."

In the world of sorcery, he considered himself invincible, but what about other worlds? There must be experts there.

【Star Forger】: "Yes, yes, there are many experts like that in the chat group."

Gojo Satoru, the strongest elbow striker in the modern world of sorcery.

At first, he gave the impression of being both handsome and strong, but after being cut short in a battle with Sukuna, he seemed like a clown.

I'm so sorry I couldn't make Lord Sukuna enjoy himself.

Everyone who goes there has to see this clown; they'll find it very amusing.

After being cut in half, Gojo Satoru was jokingly referred to as "2.5 Gojo".

[We'll Win]: "Shall we have a friendly match?"

Gojo Satoru felt no fear, only a yearning for the strong. As for the outcome, would he win?

【Star Forger】: "I will match you with an equally matched opponent."

【Star Forger】: "Daigo, I choose you. Become Ultraman Tiga and give him the shock of a giant of light."

Gojo Satoru has some mechanics, but he's not invincible. He's not immune to illusion-type attacks, and while he claims to be infinite, that's absurd.

Without even using the Cosmic Needle, Tiga directly used the Timer Flash to blind his six eyes.

[Dead Pilot]: "Forget it, I'm not interested."

Gojo Satoru isn't a monster, so fighting him doesn't feel like anything.

【ShitBigKick】: "The new guy is pretty arrogant."

[Star Forger]: "He does have some strength. Before Tony learned magic, he really wasn't his match."

Iron Man's armor's attack methods, whether missiles or lasers, cannot break through the limit of no limits.

However, Tony, who is now studying under the Venerable Master, is able to resolve the Five Principles of Enlightenment.

The power of space can break through the limitless. In the world of sorcery, there are very few people who can use spatial attacks.

Before Gojo Satoru was cut in half at the waist, he probably never expected Sukuna to use that kind of move.

If it were him, he could simply use absolute power to shatter the limitless. Could he possibly defend against the power to crush a planet?

Chapter 205 Looking for a Time Machine

Hiratsuka Shizuka woke up in her apartment, rubbing her head. She still felt a bit dizzy and had a hangover, but she was used to it; it wasn't the first time.

"Did you see something hallucinating yesterday?" Hiratsuka Shizuka frowned.

She remembered that before she got completely drunk last night, she seemed to have joined some kind of chat group. Thinking it was a hallucination, she revealed in the group that she was an older single woman.

After washing her face in the bathroom, Hiratsuka Shizuka, now refreshed, looked at the chat group.

At that moment, realizing it wasn't a hallucination, Hiratsuka Shizuka's face instantly turned bright red. She was so embarrassed by what she had said yesterday that she could dig a Tokyo Bay out of the ground with her toes.

[Jing Ke'ai]: "Ahem, good morning everyone, have you eaten yet?"

Although I wanted to wait until they all forgot about it before posting again, the chat group remembers everything, so I had no choice but to post now.

You just joined and you've already made such a fool of yourself. Drinking leads to trouble.

[Gudako]: "Oh, isn't this the single woman nearing 30 who's still single?"

[Jing Ke'ai]: "Please, don't talk about this."

Hiratsuka Shizuka was incredibly embarrassed, clenching her fists. At that moment, she really wanted to find Doraemon's time machine.

When in doubt, first look for a time machine.

She wanted to beat herself to death last night. Drinking was one thing, but why did she have to expose herself like that?

She's almost thirty and still not married. How can she say something like that? How is she supposed to get along in this chat group after this?

Although it is true, it was she who said it herself that made so many people aware of it.

She's so socially awkward now that she's thinking of leaving the group; everyone knows about her dark past.

Murder to cover it up? Please, that's simply impossible.

[Galaxy Baseball Man]: "Um, teacher, are you really almost thirty and still not married?"

This is nothing unusual; what's interesting is Hiratsuka Shizuka's self-disclosure yesterday, which makes people want to tease her.

[God's Tongue]: "Ahem, let's give this newcomer some face. She must have something she can't say."

[Star Forger]: "That's right, there are quite a few single, unmarried female teachers."

Right, Himeko-sensei? She's dead, and no one will ever see her again.

Meanwhile, on the Winehao Islands.

A drunken Himeko: "Achoo!"

[Jing Ke'ai]: "..."

You're good at comforting people. Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't know what to say. Many of her old classmates were married, and she always felt awkward attending their weddings.

[Ordinary Person]: "I'm over a hundred years old and I still don't have a partner. Young people, don't worry, take it easy. When the time is right, you will find your destined other half."

Hiratsuka remained silent. This senior's level of attainment is beyond the reach of us ordinary people; his mindset is truly extraordinary.

【Jing Ke'ai】: "Hey everyone, am I the only ordinary person from the everyday world in this group?"

These group members are terrifyingly strong, judging from their nicknames alone.

She was not happy with the nickname "Jing Ke'ai" (meaning "cute" or "adorable"), and it made her feel a little ashamed. She was almost thirty years old, how could she be described as cute?

[God's Tongue]: "I think my world is a rather special everyday world. Apart from my special cooking skills, there are no supernatural events."

[Jing Ke'ai]: "It's alright, it's not as bad as it is for an ordinary person like me."

In a group full of powerful figures who could dominate everything, she was so weak, pitiful, and helpless.

[Shadow Queen]: "I am just an ordinary person, even though there is magic in the world I live in."

[Star Forger]: "Xiaoyu, you're no ordinary person. You're a member of the main characters, how could you be ordinary?"

The former Shadow Queen and the reincarnation of a Saint Seiya—these two identities alone are not something an ordinary person can possess.

Unless it's another explanation for "ordinary people".

[Shadow Queen]: "I see. But if I don't use talismans and those things, I should just be an ordinary person, right?"

He's not as skilled as Uncle Jackie Chan, nor as magically powerful as his father; he can only be of some use in adversity.

[Star Forger]: "Shuka, just wondering, do you have a student named Hachiman Hikigaya?"

[Jing Ke'ai]: "Don't call me by that nickname, it's so embarrassing, okay? Hachiman, do you even know him?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka thought about this problem student for a moment, and the corner of her mouth twitched involuntarily. She was truly exhausted.

If that personality trait isn't corrected, she's worried something might happen after graduation.

【Star Forger】: "One of the four school bullies in early Japanese manga, nicknamed the self-destructing infantryman".