Martial Arts Crossover: Infiltrating a Girls' Chat Group at the Start

Wanwan: Hahaha, even so, it's still so funny. No, let me laugh for a while.

Shan Wanjing: Haha, making fun of your brother's name, he doesn't like you anymore.

Wanwan: I didn't, don't talk nonsense. Just thinking about this name makes me feel like I'm finally worthy of it!

Yu Shilan: I thought I was the only one who thought that way.

Huang Rong: Thinking about it that way, this name isn't bad.

Wang Yuyan: I feel okay.

[Ding! Wake up!]

Yu Feng: What does this little bamboo look like that makes you all so infatuated with it!

Yu Yan: I'm also very curious. Come visit the Southern Palace City of Yulong Kingdom in Bingzhou sometime. @Lin Zhu @Wu Xingyun @Qing'er @Xiao Bai

Dongfang Tiexin: I didn't expect that besides Sister Wenya, Your Majesty and Aunt would also be here.

Yu Yan: Yes, Tie Xin, come visit Nangong City when you have time.

Yu Feng: You can also come to the capital; Wen Tian is here.

Dongfang Tiexin: Okay, I'll go over when I have time.

[Ugh, that wretched Lin Zhu, and all of you, you're all so useless. I'm giving up on you. *snoring*]

Lu Xueqi: I feel that He has a lot of resentment towards Senior Brother Lin. Why is that?

You Ruo: Hahaha, when Xiao Zhu Zi first joined the group, I almost killed it.

Lu Xueqi: Senior Brother Lin is that amazing?

Lin Zhu: Back then, I was just an ordinary person; He was just too incompetent.

【You're bad, you're bad, your whole family is bad. This system is telling you, this matter is not going to be let go.】

Lin Zhu: Didn't you go to sleep?

[Who told you to speak ill of me? I heard you! You hateful Lin Zhu, you hateful Little Bamboo, you hateful Lin Ergou! And all of you worthless bastards, what's so good about him that you all defend him like this!]

Lin Zhu: Okay, okay, don't be angry anymore, I was wrong!

[Are you kidding me? It's your fault to begin with, yet you keep criticizing this system, saying it's weak. This system is not weak at all, it's very, very powerful! Don't you dare say I'm weak again, or I'll get mad at you.]

Lin Zhu: Okay, I definitely won't say it again.

That's more like it! *snoring*

Wanwan: Did you really fall asleep this time?

Wu Xingyun: That's right, it must be difficult for Him too.

Nangong asked Ya: Pat your head, the system isn't angry.

Go touch the little bamboo, but don't touch me.

Feng Qingxue: Why is that?

You Ruo: Hahaha, Little Bamboo said it, Nangong Wenya, whoever you touch is a fool!

Nangong Wenya: Ahhh, that wretched Lin Zhu, I'll make my brother duel with you!

Lu Xueqi: Are there really such magical spells?

Lin Zhu: Um, I was just joking. I was just asking Miss Ya. Sorry!

Nangong Wenya: No, I'm angry, and I can't be appeased without ten delicious candies.

Chen Bangling: What is delicious sugar? Tell me about it.

Nangong asked Ya: Haven't you heard of Delicious Candy? It's delicious, and it grows on the Delicious Tree, but the place where it grows is rather dangerous.

Chen Bangling: I feel it would be a great condiment. I'll take a look if I have the chance.

Nangong asked Ya: Are you a chef?

Huang Rong: That's right, Aunt Bei is the best chef in the world. Her dishes are incredibly delicious; you've definitely never tasted them before. @南宫问雅

Nangong asked Ya: Really?

Lin Zhu: It's true, I'm absolutely not lying to you.

Wu Xingyun: It's a pity that we can't transfer supplies across realms, otherwise you would be able to taste her cooking skills. Every dish has a different feel to it.

Chen Bangling: Master, you flatter me.

Nangong asked Ya: When will Aunt Bei be able to come up?

Chen Bangling: Maybe there will be a chance in the future, or maybe Master and Xiaozhuzi can find the Kunlun Mirror and the Inkstone of No Return.

Chapter 504 The Third Ascended Group Member

[Ding, new member successfully found and added to chat group.]

Welcome to the chat group, the most beautiful woman in all realms!

The most beautiful woman in all the world: What is causing this trouble?

Xiao Bai: Wow, what a boastful tone! The most beautiful woman in the four seas and eight wastelands, is she as beautiful as Xiao Zhu?

The most beautiful woman in all the world: Who are you? I have never said that I am the most beautiful woman in all the world.

Xiao Bai: Then who are you?

The most beautiful woman in all the realms: I am Bai Qian, the Queen of Qingqiu.

Xiao Bai: Are you also a nine-tailed celestial fox?

[Ding! Detected Bai Qian revealing her identity; gained half a year's worth of cultivation.]

Bai Qian: It's me. You're also a nine-tailed celestial fox? This is you...

Bai Qian: No, my cultivation has increased! Oh no! The Light of Guidance, damn it!

Bai Qian: I know what this is now. Alas, fellow Daoists, farewell to the Upper Realm.

Xiaobai: Uh, another one left.

Huang Rong: The system is amazing, it has already sent two away.

Yu Feng: Who else ascended to immortality before?

Huang Rong: A descendant of Nuwa from the Nanyue Kingdom in the desolate continent.

The group chat fell silent again.

Beside the pool, Feng Qingxue began to refine her internal energy and comprehend the cultivation she had accumulated over the past six months.

Lin Zhu and the others stood guard over him.

Half a day later, she regained her senses and bowed gracefully to the four of them, saying, "Thank you all. I'll be taking my leave now."

"Alright, I'll have Xiao Jinzi give you a ride so you don't have to rush. We can rest here for a while." Wu Xingyun looked at Lin Zhu. "Xiao Zhu, you can go back and deal with that thing. We'll wait for you here."

"Alright!" Lin Zhu nodded.

Qing'er and Xiaobai agreed.

"Thank you for your trouble, Sister Yun." Feng Qingxue was naturally happy that she didn't have to rush.

Wu Xingyun made the Golden Eagle King fly down.

Feng Qingxue thought to herself, 'What a magnificent golden eagle! I'll tame one like that someday.'

Wu Xingyun gestured for Feng Qingxue to sit on the back of the Golden Eagle King.

Feng Qingxue leaped up, mounted the Golden Eagle King, and departed.

Lin Zhu said, "I should go too."

Wu Xingyun's mouth moved as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say, so he didn't say anything in the end.

The three of them watched as Lin Zhu's figure disappeared from the spot.

Lingjiu Palace, Zizai Hall.

Lin Zhu appeared next to Yi Lin.

Yilin's eyes widened at his appearance.

Then, looking down, she realized she was soaking in water, and she almost cried out in surprise, her cheeks turning bright red.

Lin Zhu was so startled that she quickly covered her mouth, "Sister Yilin, it's me."

"Waaaaah!"

Yilin's eyes were glistening. She called out softly, whimpered, and blinked.

Lin Zhu released her and sat with her in the bathtub.

She turned her back, looking quite embarrassed, and said, "You should leave quickly, lest you be discovered."

Lin Zhu's heart pounded. He turned her around, hugged her, and then looked down.

Yilin was blocked and couldn't make a sound. She quickly lost the strength to resist.

After a long pause, she quickly stopped Lin Zhu, "No, not now!"

Lin Zhu took her hand out of the water; this place was indeed not suitable.

He exhaled and kissed Yilin on the cheek. "Then I'll be going now."

"Mmm!" Yilin said, head down. "You should go now."

Lin Zhu's clothes dried instantly after she stepped out of the bathtub.

After transforming from reality into illusion and disappearing, he floated out of Yilin's room.

In the room, in the bathtub, Yilin covered her face with her hands, making shy and embarrassed sounds.

At this moment, she no longer thought about Buddha; her mind was filled only with Lin Zhu's image and everything that had happened before.

Lin Zhu: I'm back. @Everyone at Lingjiu Palace

Huang Rong: My little brother is back. Where is he?