Martial Arts Crossover: Infiltrating a Girls' Chat Group at the Start

"No, I didn't!" Xiaotian Dog protested loudly. "Master, don't listen to her. My nose is just a little itchy. Someone must be talking about me behind my back."

"Alright!" Yang Jian walked out of the room. "Cunxin, stop being so childish, okay? I'm not going to the Peach Banquet."

"Ugh~" Ao Cunxin stomped her foot and acted coquettishly, no one knew where she learned this trick from, "You are supposed to be working in the Heavenly Court, aren't you afraid that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother will make things difficult for you?"

"I'm afraid of them?" Yang Jian stared straight at the sky, almost as if he had opened his third eye.

"Ahei! Ahei! Ahei!"

The celestial dog sneezed three more times in a row.

Chapter 806 The Queen Mother's Return Gift

"What's so funny?"

Just then, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother appeared together.

The crowd bowed and said, "We greet Your Majesty and Your Majesty."

Even Buddha, in the Heavenly Court, was still lower in status than the Jade Emperor, and he also respectfully performed a Buddhist salute.

Even if he is nominally the ruler of the Three Realms, he is still the ruler of the Three Realms. He is registered on the Investiture of the Gods, and the world of Pangu Realm has already acknowledged half of him.

The Queen Mother smiled warmly and said, "Please, esteemed immortals, do not stand on ceremony. Please take a seat."

The Jade Emperor smiled and asked, "Which immortal has answered my question from before? What makes you so happy?"

“Your Majesty,” Bixiao replied, not one to shy away from offending anyone, “we were discussing the matter of Xiaotian Dog giving birth.”

"Hmm? The Celestial Hound has given birth to cubs? With whom?" The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother hadn't used the Haotian Mirror to check the situation in the Jade Pool before, mainly because it wasn't appropriate.

"Hahaha...hiccup..." Nezha couldn't hold it in, but Li Jing helped him suppress it.

The Jade Emperor looked at Nezha and said, "Nezha, you must know that you and Yang Jian have a good relationship."

At this moment, Buddha's face turned quite ugly, and the reason for all of this was his second disciple. The topic had already ended, but he insisted on asking this question.

He then decided on the candidates for the pilgrimage through reincarnation.

Li Jing, fearing that Nezha would offend someone again, quickly signaled to Taiyi Zhenren.

Taiyi Zhenren acknowledged the message and said to the Jade Emperor, "Your Majesty, Xiaotian Dog has not given birth to any pups. It was just a joke between us."

"Yes, yes, just kidding, just kidding." Zhao Gongming rarely spoke up to defuse the situation, mainly because he didn't want things to get ugly.

"So it was just a joke." The Jade Emperor wasn't angry when he heard this. He glanced around and then at Lin Zhu and his group's table, finding them quite pleasing to the eye.

Lin Zhu, who was sitting in the middle, couldn't tell at first glance whether it was a man or a woman. Only after looking closely did she realize that it was a male cultivator.

"Several unfamiliar faces have arrived this year. I wonder where these immortals come from?"

The Queen Mother's gaze lingered on Lin Zhu for a moment. 'Thankfully, this isn't a celestial being from my Heavenly Court, otherwise, what would become of the Heavenly Rules!'

“Your Majesty,” Qingniao rose and introduced, “this is my master’s newly accepted disciple, named Xiaomeng.”

"Xiaomeng greets His Majesty the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West."

"No need for formalities!" The Jade Emperor nodded gently, then looked at Chang'e.

Chang'e introduced, "This is Sister Yaoyue, the chief disciple of Lady Wangshu."

Yaoyue stood up, her expression not particularly respectful, her voice not cold but somewhat indifferent, "Yaoyue greets Your Majesty and Your Highness."

The Jade Emperor thought to himself, "Truly worthy of being from the Moon Star, they are indeed different."

"You may dispense with the formalities, fairy."

Yang Chan took the initiative to introduce, "Your Majesty, this Qing'er, like me, comes from the Nuwa Palace."

"Qing'er greets Your Majesty and Your Highness."

As these individuals introduced themselves, the immortals and gods sitting in front generally understood why they were able to sit in these positions; each of them represented a different powerful force.

Yan Lingji stood up and said, "Yan Lingji of the Sun God Temple greets His Majesty the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West."

"I know you." The Jade Emperor smiled and nodded, gesturing for Yan Lingji to sit down, then looked at Lin Zhu.

He transmitted his voice to the Queen Mother, saying, "Do you think this person might be from the underworld?"

'Possibly.'

Although the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor were 90% certain, they were still not entirely sure.

It's not 100% certain, after all.

At this moment, Lin Zhu stood up and said, "Lin Zhu from the Underworld greets Your Majesty and Your Majesty."

After he greeted them, the two finally accepted his words, but they still found it a little unbelievable that such a person could come from the underworld.

Even if this person isn't from my Heavenly Court, they shouldn't be from the Underworld either!

In the middle level of Yaochi, Wuqu Xingjun was utterly despondent.

He felt that after this Peach Banquet, he would probably not have a good ending.

After the Peach Banquet ends, I need to hurry to the East Heavenly Gate to wait for Lin Zhu and the Water and Fire Boys, just pretend I've been ambushed by them, and hopefully they'll feel better.

Afterwards, Dog Brother and Ling Donglai introduced themselves.

Zhang Sanfeng did not come to the Tushita Palace, but Laozi (the Supreme Lord Lao) valued him highly.

Now, Zhang Sanfeng has begun his seclusion.

Even Lao Tzu didn't expect that all he did was let him comprehend the Taiji diagram.

How did I suddenly enter a deep state of enlightenment?

It seems like it will take several thousand or even tens of thousands of years to get out of the pass.

I wonder what it will be like after I get through customs.

Because of Zhang Sanfeng, Laozi specifically reminded his true self to pay more attention to the Chenxuan Realm.

There are so many talented people!

They are particularly outstanding in terms of their state of mind.

With the arrival of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, the Peach Banquet officially began.

During the banquet, palace maids performed songs and dances, and even the Seven Fairy Maidens danced gracefully in the center of the Jade Pool to bless the Queen Mother.

Of course, there's also the highlight of the Peach Banquet: the peaches.

Each person in the upper level receives three 9,000-year-old purple-veined peaches, several 6,000-year-old peaches, but none of the 3,000-year-old ones.

Each person in the middle level receives one 9,000-year-old peach, three 6,000-year-old peaches, and a number of 3,000-year-old peaches.

Each person on the lower level receives a three-thousand-year-old peach.

Even so, a sixth or seventh-rank celestial official who received a peach from the immortals three thousand years ago was still extremely grateful.

Those below the seventh rank who enter the Peach Banquet will only receive a salary of luck silver or incense copper coins.

The peaches are nine thousand years old, and each one is as big as Lin Zhu's head.

If you eat one, you will be spared from the Three Calamities and Six Tribulations for nine thousand years, unless you break through your cultivation level.

The smell made me want to eat it, so Lin Zhu ate it.

As expected of a top-grade innate spiritual fruit, it tastes amazing. No wonder the monkey couldn't resist it in the Peach Garden.

Lin Zhu said he understood the monkey.

He finished showing off the entire peach in no time.

Seeing this, the Queen Mother said, "It seems that True Lord Lin Zhu has a special fondness for peaches. How about we go to the peach orchard and pick a few baskets after this is over?"

Lin Zhu gifted a low-grade innate spiritual root, which also shares the same origin as the innate supreme yang spiritual root, the Fusang tree, making it a top-grade low-grade innate spiritual root.

Its value is even greater than that of ordinary low-grade innate spiritual treasures. If one could return the favor with a few baskets of peaches, it would be a very worthwhile gift.

Even a peach that has been growing for nine thousand years will only take nine thousand years to mature. In special circumstances, it can be accelerated with the Three Lights Divine Water, which not only does not harm its original essence but also helps the peach tree grow.

Compared to the value of a low-grade innate spiritual root, Lin Zhu was content as long as he didn't pick the unripe fruit from the peach tree.

For some factions, they are even willing to exchange a mid-grade innate spiritual treasure for a low-grade innate spiritual root.

Lin Zhu knew this was the Queen Mother's return gift, so he stood up, cupped his hands, and said, "Then Lin Zhu thanks Your Majesty."

"No need to be so polite." The Queen Mother gestured for Lin Zhu to sit down.

Everyone knew what gift Lin Zhu had given, so they weren't surprised that he was allowed to enter the Peach Garden to pick peaches.

What they wanted to know more about now was why Lin Zhu was sitting among this group of female immortals. Did they know each other before?

Among them, the Jie Sect, the Chan Sect, and the Ling Mountain group paid special attention.

Chapter 807 A False Alarm

Lin Zhu represents Hou Tu, Qing Er and Yang Chan represent Nuwa, Yao Yue and Chang'e represent Wang Shu, Xiao Meng, Jing Wei and Qing Niao represent west Wang Mu, and Yan Ling Ji represents Xi He.

Could it be that the five female Daoists of the Pangu Realm are going to unite and cause trouble?

Right now, I'm on my Journey to the West plan!

If we add Yuanfeng, Zhuque, and Baihu, then the eight female Dao Masters of the Pangu Realm will be complete.

The White Tiger is also female, and is the opposite of the Azure Dragon.

The four mythical beasts are divided into Yin and Yang.

The Azure Dragon and the Black Tortoise are both male.

Even if it's not eight Dao Lords, five Dao Lords working together is enough to make one's scalp tingle.

Moreover, both Nuwa and Houtu have a group of supporters.

Nuwa had the support of the human race, while Houtu had the support of a group of Dao Lords, including Chi You, Da Yi, Gong Gong, Zhu Rong, and Xuan Ming, who guarded the Chaos Ruins beneath the Underworld.

They, including the Jade Emperor, all wondered if these women wanted to unify the Pangu Realm!

The reason is that these Dao Lords, when united, are too powerful. Unless the Lord of Creation returns, who can suppress them?

The Queen Mother was quite direct, asking with a hint of curiosity, "I wonder how the True Lord and all the fairies came to know each other?"