Martial Arts Crossover: Infiltrating a Girls' Chat Group at the Start

The Jade Emperor was furious and wanted to see who was so tactless.

Upon seeing that it was Wen Zhong, he immediately felt a headache coming on.

Why is it this old guy?

Emperor Xin was annoyed by him back then, and now it's his turn.

But it must be said that Wen Zhong was really useful, but he was too selfless. In the Heavenly Court, apart from the original members of the Jie Sect who were of higher seniority than him, no one else was afraid of him.

"So, according to the Celestial Venerable, is it three hundred years in the mortal realm or three hundred years in the Heavenly Court?"

Wen Zhong said, "If it's just a matter of descending to the mortal realm without permission, considering that the Seventh Princess is a first-time offender, then let her serve three hundred years in the mortal realm. But if it's something else, then it can't be that simple."

The Jade Emperor's brow twitched at the tone of his voice.

With Lin Zhu's looks, which fairy wouldn't be tempted if no one was watching?

He knew his own daughter well, otherwise he wouldn't have sent Nezha down to fetch Zi'er back.

Since Wen Zhongdu had said so, he could only reply, "What the Heavenly Venerable says is absolutely right." He looked at Nezha and said, "Third Prince, I'll have to trouble you."

Nezha patted his chest and said, "Leave it to me, no, I mean, to you."

The Jade Emperor didn't bother with the matter and waved his hand, saying, "Go, go!"

Nezha flew away again.

Of all the people in the vast Heavenly Court, Nezha was the one he trusted the most and the one he used the most.

On the banks of the Changding River, Zhu Wuneng saw Zi'er there unharmed and immediately breathed a sigh of relief. "You scared me to death, old pig!"

Zi'er was slightly embarrassed.

Lin Zhu said to Zhu Wuneng, "Marshal Tianpeng, protect her well, I'll be right back."

With that, it plunged back into the water, its tail whipping as it caught up with the tiger-headed fish monster.

The tiger-headed creature turned around upon encountering the monster, opened its mouth, and roared.

The river water surged violently, and countless aquatic creatures were shaken into minced meat.

Lin Zhu also felt a bit numb; the sound waves were quite penetrating!

"Then you try mine."

The Primordial Time-Space Clock manifested and then vibrated.

Time and spacetime stagnate, especially underwater, where the power of time-space restriction is even stronger.

The tiger-headed fish monster couldn't move an inch.

Lin Zhu instantly appeared beneath him, thrusting out a palm strike that sent him flying from the water's surface, breaking through the river's surface and soaring into the sky thousands of miles above.

Once the tiger-headed fish monster was released from its restraints, it spun around in the air, preparing to swoop down.

Then, with another "Hey!" sound, Sun Wukong reappeared.

However, this time he learned his lesson and appeared beneath it, swinging his staff upwards with tremendous force, sending the tiger-headed fish monster shooting upwards once more.

"All things part from the clouds!"

Lin Zhu appeared beside the fish monster without anyone noticing. He thrust out a palm, causing clouds to gather in the air, forming a massive, overwhelming force that struck the fish monster's side.

Despite the immense force of the palm strike, the fish monster's outer skin remained unharmed, but its interior was utterly destroyed, and it spat out a mixture of fishy-smelling water and blood.

Sun Wukong's somersault cloud was fast. Even though he was 108,000 miles away from Lin Zhu, he swung his staff and hit the fish monster, sending it flying back to Lin Zhu.

Lin Zhu unleashed another palm strike, sending forth a divine dragon that slammed the fish monster into front of Sun Wukong.

The two fought like they were playing ball, and they beat the fish monster to death.

The fish monster plummeted from the sky and crashed to the ground, causing the ground to tremble three times.

Chapter 965 Souvenirs

Zhu Wuneng looked at the fish monster, spread his hands, spat, and rubbed them together, saying, "Eat my old pig's rake!"

The nine-toothed rake was raised high, gathering the water of the Changding River, and then it was brought down with a single stroke.

Nine transparent holes suddenly appeared on the tiger-headed fish monster's body.

Lin Zhu and Sun Wukong saw this scene when they came down, and for a moment they didn't know what to say.

Zhu Wuneng is a bit petty.

Even though the tiger-headed fish monster was dead, he still didn't let it go.

The Empty Prince, standing to the side, said, "Alas, I never expected that we wouldn't even have a chance to make a move."

"You?" Duan Xiaofeng scoffed. "You look like you have kidney deficiency. Who do you think you can beat?"

"I have kidney deficiency? You don't... um~" The Empty Young Master turned to look at Lin Zhu. Others might not know, but Lin Zhu knew!

However, to save face, he still forced himself to say, "I am the Young Master of Kidney Deficiency, ptooey ptooey ptooey, I am the Young Master of Emptiness, I am kidney deficiency, not emptiness. Oh dear, I am emptiness, emptiness."

Behind him, the old woman put her hand on his shoulder and said, "I've been through this before. You have kidney deficiency. Don't try to deny it."

“That’s right, that’s right.” Chen Daniu said, “Young Master Kongxu, having kidney deficiency is nothing to be ashamed of. Don’t avoid seeking medical help; you need to get it treated.”

The old man with the disability regained his confidence in front of the young master of emptiness. "Yes, young master of emptiness, look at me, I am 1.3 million years old, and my kidneys are still very active."

Chen Daniu stood tall and proud, trying to assert his presence in front of the Empty Young Master.

The Empty Prince stared in disbelief, his right hand trembling as he pointed at the two of them, "You, you..." He spat out a mouthful of blood, which shot dozens of meters away.

"Tsk tsk tsk, this spurting blood means not only kidney deficiency but also high blood pressure," another old woman said with great seriousness.

"I...I'm going to faint! Quick, carry me away!" The Empty Prince didn't want to face the crowd, so he quickly ordered the four old scallions to take him away.

"No!" Duan Xiaofeng blocked his way. "We don't even know if the demons in the river have been completely dealt with yet. How can you leave?"

Lin Zhu found it amusing, and then said to the Empty Prince, "I can cure your illness now."

Upon hearing this, Young Master Kongxu's eyes widened, and he suddenly stood up from his seat, rushed to Lin Zhu, and slid down to kneel, saying, "Your son, Zhu Kongxu, pays respects to my godfather!"

Lin Zhu was speechless. He released the force of his right foot, which struck the ground and directly shook the Void Prince into the air.

“I don’t have a son as big as you.”

The Empty Prince quickly apologized, "I forgot, I forgot. Please forgive me, True Lord Lin. I wonder how my illness can be cured?"

Lin Zhu said, "It's simple. Since the kidney is damaged, we'll just need to get a kidney transplant."

"Wow, it turns out that Young Master Kongxu really does have kidney deficiency!" Chen Daniu couldn't help but exclaim.

The old woman said, "I told you, he has kidney deficiency."

"You can tell just by looking. His dark circles are so heavy, and his face is so pale, he looks like a ghost. If he doesn't have kidney deficiency, who does?"

Duan Xiaofeng's lips were as sweet as honey.

The Empty Prince lowered his head, feeling that if he couldn't cure his kidneys this time, he would truly be unable to hold his head high in front of his peers.

Ignoring everyone else, he looked at Lin Zhu and asked, "True Lord, how do I get a kidney transplant?"

"Simple." Lin Zhu reached out and took out the two kidneys of the tiger-head monster with a flick of his wrist. "Just put these two back in."

A kidney can be a hundred meters long, like a small mountain.

The Empty Prince stared wide-eyed, completely dumbfounded.

He looked at his body, then at his two kidneys, and his face immediately fell.

"My Lord, don't joke around. This kidney is so big, and I'm so small, how can it fit in?"

"That's easy too." Lin Zhu once again used the Light of Creation, and then used the power of Gui Water and Ren Water in his hands to continuously cleanse the kidneys of the tiger-headed monster.

Then you see the kidneys shrinking continuously until they take on the shape of human kidneys, full of vitality.

Two kidneys, one deep blue, the other pure black.

The old man with the disability looked at the kidney and exclaimed, "What a wonderful kidney!"

The Empty Prince was overjoyed and stammered, "Really, really can it be exchanged? How do I exchange it?"

Lin Zhu looked at him and said, "Don't resist."

The Empty Prince nodded repeatedly, "I will not resist, I will absolutely not resist."

He stood still, letting Lin Zhu do as he pleased.

Lin Zhu treated the Empty Prince partly because she was truly destined to be with him, and partly to verify how well she had cultivated her own Law of Creation.

Kidneys were removed remotely immediately.

The Empty Prince felt a void in his left waist, as if he had lost half of his strength.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Zhu pushed with his right palm, and the kidney returned to its place.

The power of Gui Water erupted within the Empty Void Prince's body, instantly making him stand tall and proud, his complexion rosy, and most of his dark circles disappearing.

The effect was immediate.

"Stop, stop, stop!" Seeing that Young Master Kongxu was almost recovered, Old Man Tiancan came in and interjected, "True Lord, could you give this old man a kidney transplant? I've been feeling a bit weak lately."

"Get out of here!" Young Master Kongxu immediately pulled the old man Tiancan away. "This kidney was given to me by the True Lord. True Lord, could you please take the one on the right as well?"

He pointed to his right kidney, looking very eager.

Lin Zhu's lips twitched; those two were quite a pair.

Tianpeng didn't want his old friend's disciple to lose face in front of others, so he quickly grabbed the old man Tiancan, saying, "Tiancan, don't embarrass the Barefoot Immortal in public."

Upon hearing this, the old man with the disability of the heavens finally became serious.

Then they heard Zhu Wuneng say, "If you're feeling weak, I, Old Pig, can teach you the art of fierce battle, and I guarantee you'll have two invincible kidneys."

Upon hearing this, the old man with the disability of the heavens' eyes lit up. "Thank you, Marshal Tianpeng!"

Then a thud was heard from the side, and Chen Daniu knelt down in front of Zhu Wuneng, saying, "Disciple Chen Daniu greets Master."

This time, it was Pigsy's turn to be startled. "What are you doing? We're old friends, why are you asking me to be your master? If you want to learn, I, Old Pig, will teach you. But, this fighting method has a downside: it's difficult to pass it down."

The old man with the disability said, "I'm not afraid. I've already achieved immortality, why would I need incense offerings?"

“Me too,” Chen Daniu quickly agreed.