Martial Arts Crossover: Infiltrating a Girls' Chat Group at the Start

Ji Ru: Fourth Sister and Sister Ni Chang look a bit too irritating right now.

Caiyi: That's right, I want to beat them up too.

Lian Ni Chang: Hey, we can see each other.

Feng Si Niang: This is what Xiao Zhu Zi told us to do.

Lin Zhu: You are all great, that's how it should be.

Lian Ni Chang: Are you trying to coax a child? And they're all great?

Feng Si Niang: If you're going to do a live stream, then do less talking and don't bother us.

Lian Ni Chang: Yes, don't disturb us, it will affect our performance.

The live chat was completely empty.

Qingfeng and Mingyue led Tang Sanzang and his disciples to the side room. "You can rest here. We'll go get some fruit for you, Master Tang, to quench your thirst."

"Thank you for your help, two celestial attendants." Tang Sanzang was in his normal form at this time, but compared to when he first left Chang'an, he was much taller.

In front of the ginseng fruit in the backyard, Lian Ni Chang asked with some worry, "What if Tang Sanzang eats the ginseng fruit?"

“None of us dare to eat it, not even Xiaozhuzi. How could this monk dare to eat it? I don’t believe it.” Feng Si Niang seemed very confident. After all, it was a whole ginseng fruit, exactly the size of a baby. How could a normal person dare to eat it?

It's not like I'm a pervert.

Lian Ni Chang thought so too, since she didn't dare to eat a whole ginseng fruit right now, and even if she were to eat one, she would have to share it.

They took the golden mallet, knocked down two fruits from the ginseng fruit tree, put them in a jade plate, covered them with a cloth, and carried them away.

During this time, the ginseng fruit tree remained completely still.

Upon arriving at the side room, they placed the jade plate on the table and then greeted Tang Sanzang, saying, "Master Tang, it's time to eat fruit."

Tang Sanzang quickly stood up and thanked them, "Thank you, two celestial children."

He lifted the cloth on the jade plate and saw two live babies sitting on it, looking very cute.

These aren't fruits at all; they're clearly two adorable little people.

Then he was so frightened that he stepped back and stumbled.

Qingfeng (Feng Si Niang) found it amusing, "What's wrong with Master Tang?"

Tang Sanzang's gaze turned cold, and he shouted, "Demons! I can tell at a glance that you are not human. How dare you trick me into eating children! Take this palm strike!"

Having said that, he dodged the ginseng fruit and struck down at Qingfeng Mingyue with his palm.

Neither of the women expected Tang Seng to make a move, and they were both stunned for a moment.

Then I laughed in anger.

"Hmph, you haven't mastered the Tathagata Palm yet." Mingyue pointed a finger, her palm turning into white jade, and with a single finger, she pierced through the air, instantly breaking Tang Sanzang's palm force.

Qingfeng then picked up the ginseng fruit and put it into his storage space.

If Tang Sanzang doesn't eat it, then the ginseng fruit will be theirs.

Put it away for now, and enjoy it later.

When the finger struck his palm, Tang Sanzang felt his entire arm go numb and stumbled backward, crashing into the wall.

Mingyue snorted coldly, "You dare to show off your petty skills before an expert? You're ignorant." She turned to Qingfeng, "Qingfeng, this monk is just a mortal. Let's go."

Pigsy witnessed this scene, but instead of visiting Tang Sanzang, he followed the two women.

Then Qingfeng said, "Mingyue, that monk doesn't recognize the ginseng fruit. Ginseng fruit doesn't keep for long after it's picked. What should we do?"

Mingyue said, "Isn't that simple? We'll eat it ourselves."

Qingfeng's tone rose slightly, "Alright, then use pure water to dissolve it; the taste will surely be excellent."

Pigsy followed along and witnessed Qingfeng and Mingyue in a room using a divine water he had never seen before to dissolve the ginseng fruit. After consuming it, their cultivation level instantly broke through to the next level.

This made him involuntarily swallow.

Meanwhile, Tang Sanzang was still questioning his existence, 'These two demons actually didn't eat this poor monk! Didn't they say that eating my flesh would grant immortality? No, those two children!'

He got up to go find Sun Wukong to settle things for him and the two ginseng fruits.

Chapter 991 Sun Wukong's Defenses Are Broken

At this time, Sun Wukong had just finished strolling around Wuzhuang Temple, and Sha Wujing had also finished packing his luggage.

When Tang Sanzang saw Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing enter, he immediately shouted, "Wukong, the people in this temple are monsters. They eat children, and I can't defeat them. You must go and subdue them quickly."

Sun Wukong was stunned. His fiery eyes had never made a mistake; he could even see through Guanyin's transformation techniques.

Those were just two Daoist disciples at the first level of the Law Realm, so he said, "Master, have you gone mad again?"

Sha Wujing also said, "Master, perhaps you are mistaken. This is clearly a celestial abode."

Just then, Pigsy returned, shouting, "My master, don't talk nonsense! Everyone cultivating here is a highly accomplished master!"

Tang Sanzang looked at Zhu Bajie and scolded, "How would you know, you idiot? Those two Taoist boys took two little people and wanted to eat them."

"Hmm?" Sun Wukong's expression changed, and he leaned closer, saying, "Is this really true?"

Tang Sanzang nodded without hesitation.

Sha Wujing asked, "Master, are you perhaps referring to the ginseng fruit?"

Tang Sanzang looked at Sha Wujing and asked in confusion, "How did Wujing know?"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie both looked at Sha Wujing and said, "Brother Sha, please tell us in detail."

Sha Wujing said, "Back when I was still the Curtain-Raising General, Wuzhuang Temple sent people to the Peach Banquet, and the birthday gift they presented was this ginseng fruit. This ginseng fruit blooms once every three thousand years, bears fruit once every three thousand years, and ripens once every three thousand years. It takes nine thousand years to produce thirty fruits. A mortal can ascend to heaven in broad daylight and enjoy a lifespan of three thousand years just by smelling it. If one eats one, one can instantly enter the realm of a Great Luo Golden Immortal and avoid the three calamities and nine tribulations."

"Is it really that amazing?" Sun Wukong's eyes gleamed with golden light.

Pigsy drooled and complained to Tang Sanzang, "My master, you are really wasting such a good thing! You refused such a good thing, and now those two Taoist boys have taken advantage of it. They have already melted and eaten those two ginseng fruits."

Tang Sanzang remained silent for a while before finally saying, "Ginseng fruit looks so bad that this humble monk absolutely cannot eat it."

With that, he closed his eyes. "You should all go and rest too, let your teacher have some peace and quiet."

Although Sha Wujing said a lot and knew he had missed some opportunities, he didn't regret it at all.

Even knowing it was a ginseng fruit, he wouldn't eat it again if given the choice. So he chanted, "Amitabha!"

Pigsy looked a little dejected and called out, "Brother Monkey, Brother Sandy, let's go."

Stepping out of the room, his eyes lit up as he looked at Sun Wukong, already having a plan in mind.

They pulled the two to a secluded place.

Sun Wukong could tell from Zhu Bajie's expression that he was up to no good. "Speak, you idiot, what do you want?"

Pigsy chuckled twice and said to Monkey King, "Brother Monkey, this time we'll need to use your best skills."

"What special skills do I, Old Sun, possess?" A dangerous glint flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes.

Pigsy quickly and gently massaged Monkey's shoulders, saying, "Brother Monkey, back when you wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace, you ate peaches of immortality, drank imperial wine, and even stole elixirs from Laozi. These few ginseng fruits should have been a piece of cake for you, right?"

"Hmm?" Sun Wukong sneered, "So that's what you were planning."

Pigsy said directly, "Brother Monkey, just tell me if you want to eat it or not?"

Although Sha Wujing knew Zhen Yuanzi's abilities, he did not stop him, thinking that nothing should happen, so he remained silent.

Sun Wukong was indeed curious about what the ginseng fruit tasted like.

After all, the peaches of immortality that have been growing for nine thousand years taste quite good. What must the ginseng fruit, which only bears thirty fruits every ten thousand years, taste like?

After thinking about it for a moment, my mouth started watering.

"Then I, Old Sun, will give it a try. You all keep an eye on my physical body."

Having said that, he left his body and just happened to see Qingfeng and Mingyue return the golden cudgel.

Then I heard them say, "Mingyue, do you think those monks might steal the fruit?"

Mingyue nodded. "Possibly, especially that hairy-faced guy with the thunder god's mouth. He looks like a habitual thief."

Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong immediately became furious. What do you mean by "habitual thief"? I may be a habitual thief, but you're wrong to say that.

Since that's the case, then I, Old Sun, will steal it.

So, after the two left, Sun Wukong immediately stole the golden cudgel and went to the backyard.

The ginseng fruit tree didn't lock the door, just letting the mischievous monkey come in.

Lin Zhu was also watching from the void when a thought struck him: 'Right, I'll have to play the role of a local deity later.'

But when Sun Wukong saw the ginseng fruit tree, he felt his eyes were opened.

I originally thought that the peach trees in the Peach Garden were already rare spiritual roots in the world, but I never expected that the ginseng fruit tree was even more mysterious.

"What a wonderful fortune!"

He scrambled up the tree trunk in a flash and struck the stem of the ginseng fruit.

Ginseng fruit falls when it encounters gold, immediately burrowing into the soil after falling from the tree.

Sun Wukong blinked twice, anger rising in his heart. His golden cudgel grew larger, and he slammed it down on the ground, shouting, "Second Earth God, how dare you steal my fruit! Come out here!"

"Oh dear, Great Sage, you've wronged this old man!" After a puff of smoke, Lin Zhu, transformed into the Earth God, appeared.

Sun Wukong grabbed him by the collar, "You damned local deity, you must know the mystery of this ginseng fruit. The fruit I just knocked down disappeared into the ground as soon as it hit the ground. If you didn't steal it, then who did?"

“Great Sage, you may not know this, but let me explain in detail.” Lin Zhu comforted Sun Wukong. “This ginseng fruit falls when it encounters gold, withers when it encounters wood, dissolves when it encounters water, and burns when it encounters fire. Therefore, it can only be taken by the soil, and it is not something I can take.”

"Oh, that's amazing." After hearing the explanation, Sun Wukong thought for a moment and said, "I understand. Now that's all for you, go back."

'This monkey, after only a few days of freedom, has already reverted to its old ways.' Lin Zhu shook his head, spun around a few times, and then vanished into the earth.

This time, Sun Wukong learned his lesson. He knocked down three fruits, wrapped them in his clothes, and then, in a flash, his spirit returned to his body with the three ginseng fruits.

Upon seeing him return, Pigsy hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Brother Monkey, how did it go?"

"Look, what is this?" Sun Wukong said smugly, holding three ginseng fruits with a golden hammer stuck in his back.

"This is the ginseng fruit," Sha Wujing said with certainty.

Sun Wukong said, "It really does look like a baby less than three days old. No wonder that monk didn't dare to eat it. If I didn't know it was a fruit, I, Old Sun, wouldn't have been able to bring myself to eat it either."