Siegfried looked at the two and said not to be too sad, there was still hope: "Actually, there is still a way, which is to find and defeat the resurrected vampire Theresa! There's no time to lose!"

Kiana was still completely confused when she saw that her father was already ready: "Huh? Wait, I still don't understand what's going on?!"

To facilitate cooperation among everyone, the narrator is responsible for introducing each person's Stand ability.

Kiana was almost dying of embarrassment when she heard about Izumi's ability, thinking to herself, "What's the use of this kind of ability?"

After explaining their abilities, everyone followed Siegfried out of the house, ready to embark on their journey: "Alright, let's go!"

As the situation grew increasingly abstract, Kiana lost all hope for the adventure to come: "It seems I've been transported to an incredible world... (≡Д≡;)"

[Nasida: The premise is so hilarious, as the goddess of humor, I'm ashamed of myself.]

Walter: I get it, Siegfried is Emperor Horhos.

[Abedo: Launches a powerful attack on himself, inflicting minor injuries on the enemy]

[Captain: A-Quan's ability should include the ability to cry from being humiliated by scum]

[Shibao: Nonsense, where did I despise you?]

[Herrscher of Thunder: Herrscher of Food, I'm so... (╬◣д◢)]

[Himeko Murata: I get it, Mei ate so much that she made the headmaster die.]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Wait, where's my Herrscher of Reason?]

[Qiong: The noble Spanish duck... Cheche really couldn't hold back his laughter, hahaha!]

Just as the four of them reached the door, a black Lincoln pulled up in front of them.

After Rita got out of the car, she opened the back door, and Theresa stepped out of the car holding an umbrella.

"Hmph, do you think I'll let you develop slowly and then come and kill me?"

Unlike some old-fashioned British people who need time to adjust to their bodies, I'm here to wipe out all of you obstacles! (° ? °)?”

"Prepare for battle!" Under Siegfried's command, the three of them simultaneously prepared for combat, except for Kiana, who was completely bewildered: "Eh... wait a minute, I'm already dizzy from this fast-paced plot..."

To make fighting easier, Theresa dropped her umbrella and charged towards the group, yelling, "Come on! You weak humans! (???)"

Siegfried: "Ah!"

Kiana was still a bit confused by Theresa's baffling actions, and could only instinctively complain, "Wait a minute, did Aunt Flo just lose her umbrella?"

Kiana had barely finished speaking when she saw Theresa, bathed in sunlight, exclaim "Ah!" and then turn into a pile of black ash: "...Eh?! (?△?)"

Kiana was still bewildered by the inexplicably ended final battle, while the others had already begun reminiscing about the past.

"Although many sad things happened, I am very happy. It is because of everyone that this trip was so enjoyable."

Kiana was even more confused upon hearing Mei's remark: "No, we've barely left the house... (=ω=;)"

Siegfried: "Yes, I'm really happy, I truly feel that way."

"This world is so weird!" Kiana heard her leg ring beep twice and became even more flustered. "Eh! Does this count... Never mind, let's hurry to the next world..."

Kiana fell into a portal that appeared beneath her feet, beginning the next chapter of her adventure.

[Kong: Aside from Siegfried, they don't seem to have any offensive skills, do they?]

[Under the Moonlight: Luckily, it wasn't me who embarrassed myself; turning to dust upon landing was just too clumsy.]

[Theresa: No, why did I die so hastily? This behavior makes me look like an idiot (?_?)]

Dio: You dare to mock me with this level of skill? At least I have more dignity than you. Let me show you what a steamroller tastes like.

[Star: There's a lyric that fits perfectly, bro, give me one.]

[Qiong: I've dried up into dust~, I regret my impulsiveness so much]

[Silver Wolf: Holy crap, a 2-minute-30-second speedrun!]

[March 7th: By the way, how do you guys tell if it's Yuexia or Theresa in the video?]

[Ying: Isn't that simple?]

[Zhe: The small one is Theresa, the round and full one is Moonlight]

[Theresa: Please take back what you said. I was hurt. Thank you. (?_?)]

"System: Due to the large number of participants, the rewards will not be fully announced. Two or three will be randomly selected, and there will be another video after the first one ends."

Theresa: ...A giant rice dumpling...Did you wrap Qu Yuan inside? Is it even edible?

Kiana: ...A stack of Maoshan Corpse-Suppressing Talismans... What use are these to me?

[Siegfried: ...A painting by Qi Baishi...Did Qi Baishi already have aliens back then?]

Chapter 143 Xing: Mom…I think I dreamt of a female ghost… (Second Update)

"System: Everyone, have you seen Inception? You know, the one with multiple layers of dreams? Here's a metal-breaking version for you all."

"Mom... I think I dreamt about a female ghost..."

(Source: YouTuber)

[Star: Judging from this description, it's either Pinocchio or Onpharos]

[Ying: So what type of dream is it?]

[Ring: I don't know about others, but if it's a star, it's most likely a wet dream.]

[Treasure Hunter: Don't think like that, maybe the system will put something in the piston]

Somewhere in Ohm, Danheng called Aglaia, his expression grave: "Aglaia, we've been attacked."

Because the attackers left Danheng with no clothes, he suddenly felt ashamed thinking about his current state: "I need your help /(//o/ω/o//)/"

At this moment, Xing was only wearing an undershirt and lay not far behind Dan Heng.

Not long after, Aglaia brought Xia Die to the crime scene:

"My name is Aglaia, a tailor in Ohma. There has been a series of attacks recently."

Xia Die interviewed Dan Heng with a microphone, and Dan Heng recalled the situation very carefully:

"I don't know what method the culprit used, but we all passed out instantly, and my clothes were stolen too. o(*////▽////*)"

Before Danheng could finish speaking, Xing rushed in front of the camera and said righteously, "How awful! My clothes! They're gone too."

Suddenly, everything went quiet. Xing then noticed that everyone was staring at her, and she remembered that she was still wearing Danheng's clothes.

Since she'd already been discovered, Xing figured she might as well enjoy herself one last time before being caught, so she took Danheng's clothes and inhaled deeply.

"Sigh... Oh... Yahhh! /(//o/ω/o//)/"

[Qiong: Sis, that suction power is truly top-notch, it goes right through your lungs!]

[Rin: It's really weird, but I'm more curious where she hid her clothes just now?]

Kiana: Yeah, when Danheng woke up, wasn't she only wearing her underwear?

[Ying: And how did she change her clothes in such a short time?]

[Xing: Hey! It's no big deal, I learned it all from Teacher Xia.]

[Na Ke Xia: Don't call me Na Ke Xia, and I never taught you that.]

Danheng couldn't bear to watch Xing act crazy in front of him, so he quickly took off his clothes from Xing and put them on himself.

Finally, Danheng grabbed Ah Xing by the back of her collar and handed her to Aglaia: "Just take her away! (o'ω'o)"

"Huh?" Hearing that Dan Heng had sold her out so easily, Xing had no choice but to act cute towards Aglaia, hoping to get away with it:

"Please, please, it really wasn't me o(/__\)o"

To prevent Aglaia from disbelieving him, Hoshi deliberately showed her his empty wallet, indicating that he was the victim: "My money was stolen too (?ω? )"

Upon hearing this, Aglaia wanted to know more about the situation: "Oh? How much exactly?"

Xing stared wide-eyed at Aglaia with a terrified look, and said in a low voice, "I'm short 50 Star Qiong."

Aglaia knew it was fake as soon as she heard the amount Ah Xing mentioned, and said speechlessly, "Is that your money? ( ̄ω ̄;)"

Xing was furious when she thought about how all the Galaxy Lucky Stars she had opened back then only yielded 50-star prizes. Holding up a sign in each hand, she protested, "I don't care! The Collapsed Starry Sky Railway hasn't paid me back! (?`ω'?)"

[Star: Luckily, my result wasn't as bad as the ones in the fan fiction section. Back then, there were three people who got 500 points. (=^▽^=)]

[Captain: Damn it! I want 50 crystals too! Daweiqiu, can you give us this event again for the next anniversary celebration?]

[Ying: I want some too! I don't have enough pink orbs right now, and I've already completed all the map exploration and quests.]

[Daweiqiu: You should ask Dawei about this. I'm just a Hilichurl, I can't make the decision. You have to trust me (?ω? )]

Paimon: Traveler, let's go capture Great Hill and cook for Xiangling!

[Xiangling: No problem, I've got it covered]

Xing fainted while holding up a protest sign. When she woke up, she was in an unfamiliar room, and there was a familiar face in front of her.

"Emmm...why did she suddenly faint?"

Aglaia: "You're finally awake."

"Hey, Aya, where is this..." Xing suddenly realized something was wrong halfway through her sentence. Why were her hands bound by golden threads? She was a little confused about what was going on: "Huh?"

Aglaia looked at Xing with a slightly shy expression, took out an envelope and handed it to her: "I asked you to come here because there are some private things I need to tell you. Take this, it's what you deserve."

Xing looked at the envelope in her hand, recalling Aglaia's words, and couldn't help but start imagining: "Something private... Could it be... a love letter for me? o(*////▽////*)q"

Aglaia regained her seriousness and shattered Ah Xing's fantasy with a single sentence, bringing her back to reality: "This is the fine bill for harassing the Golden Clan."

As Xing looked at the bill in her hand, a little voice inside her began to tempt her:

"Aya told you not to harass the Golden Clan, are you going to do it or not? You have to do it, even if it kills you. But what if Aya catches me and tries to kill me? She can't do that to me, Bai E will take the blame if anything happens."

Xing thought the little man's words made sense, so she immediately followed his heart, closed her eyes, and said confidently, "I have no money, do with it as you please (?_?)"

Xing had just been thinking that Aya definitely wouldn't do anything to her when suddenly she felt a strange sensation coming from her neck.

She opened her eyes and found that Aglaia had quietly walked up behind her, put a collar on her, and said in a sinister tone, "No money? Then be my tailor~"

"Okay~" Xing happily agreed when she heard that there was such a good thing.

[Himeko: Hoshino, there's something wrong with your thinking! Paying back debts is a matter of course. You're not getting your allowance this month.]

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