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[March 7th: Pam the train conductor is a no-go, the fluffy ones are cuter]

[Captain: It feels like Xiangling dressed Guoba in a whole set of offensive artifacts; he looks really fierce now.]

After Xiangling finished speaking, Aikefei prepared to assign tasks to Ying: "Little blondie, you go boil some water first."

Ying smiled at Aikefei and said confidently, "No."

Seeing Ying's state, Aikefei had no choice but to assign her another task: "How about baking?"

Ying remained defiant, replying with just two words: "No."

Ai Kefei angrily questioned, "Can't you at least make some caramelized sugar?"

Ying decided to stick to her guns: "No."

Aikefei could no longer bear it. She picked up the kitchen knife and twirled it in her hand, slowly approaching Ying's position.

"You blondie, are you here to cause trouble? Do you even know how to do it?"

[Ying: Although I can't cook, my pot can! Just throw the ingredients in, and they're done with a snap!]

[Star: The All-Purpose Synthesizer - Just select the recipe and throw in the ingredients!]

Kiana: I guess I can cook instant noodles, so I guess I can be considered a good cook.

[Rin: Not at all, I buy all my ramen from next door]

[Aikefei: What a bunch of living dads!]

When Ying was pointed at with a kitchen knife by Aikefei, she calmly took out a delicious "Fairy Jumps Over the Wall" and fed Aikefei five of them.

Narrator: X5, successfully used.

After finishing the food, Aikefei was so shocked and immersed in the wonderful taste that she was momentarily stunned. After regaining her composure, she began to give a detailed review:

"A famous Liyue dish with an extremely complex process, it is made by simmering carefully selected ingredients in a rich broth, bringing together delicacies from land and sea."

The aroma of the delicious food fills the air as soon as it's opened. A small bite reveals its smooth, tender texture; a few sips leave a lingering, delightful aftertaste. Even with over a decade of culinary experience, I couldn't easily replicate this quality of cooking. You…”

Seeing Aikofei's expression, Ying showed her her backpack: "Do you like this? I have many other ones."

Looking at the various delicious dishes in Ying's backpack, all of which had reached their maximum capacity, Ai Kefei was once again stunned and speechless: "How... how did they do that?"

[Paimon: Seriously? Eating a fairy jump over the wall has caused a dimensional downgrade, the art style has changed from 3D to 2D!]

[Qiong: What Ying made should be considered a pre-made dish, right?]

[Zhe: With Aikofei's line and the clothes ripping off, is this the spirit of the Medicine King or the young master chef of Liyue?]

[Cangjiao: How come my clothes are all gone after I just ate a meal?]

Kiana: Aren't you hot holding the bottom of the pot with your bare hands?

[Aikefei: ……(?_?)]

As Aikefei sighed, Xiangling watched Ying use portable kitchen utensils to recreate the "Fairy Jumps Over the Wall" dish and complained, "Little Ying, are you still suffering from OCD?"

Yingdu has already become accustomed to it: "They say it's a terminal illness."

Hearing their conversation, Aikofee suddenly remembered Ying's identity: "She is the famous... Ying..."

Recalling Xiangling's praise and Ying's generous gift, Aikofei felt ashamed. With tears in her eyes, she knelt on the ground and stretched out her hand towards Ying:

"The youngest master chef in history, the traveler—Master Ying, it's not impossible for me to be your apprentice (?ω? )"

Although Ying was genuinely pleased with the first half of Ai Kefei's statement, she still refused: "No, I'm just here to have fun (⊙?⊙)"

Ying walked to the bedside, opened the jar that Aikefei had just covered a crack, and curiously looked inside: "Why did you cover this jar?"

"No! That yeast is sensitive to light." Ai Kefei's advice came too late; by the time she finished speaking, the yeast had already exploded.

Narrator: Damage value -1145.17

Earth has once again suffered a devastating blow. Lingmei's phantom image appears, and she can't help but sigh:

"Kiana's yeast is really good."

Ying arrived in heaven, and even with bandages wrapped around her head and dark circles under her eyes from the explosion, she found it all very interesting.

Although she intended to take Aikofi as her apprentice, she still inquired:

"Your cooking is so much fun! Can you be my apprentice for life?"

Ai Kefei, who had somehow gotten away, remarked, "You can't serve good food with that kind of playful attitude!"

[Charlotte: The Improvisational Cooking Genius vs. the Queen of Prepared Food – The Show Has Successfully Come to an End]

[Aikefei: Cooking in front of her makes me feel like a greenhorn]

[Fire: 500 years of culinary experience, kid!]

[Qiong: Ying-jie's skill has surpassed that of a master chef; she's practically a concept god!]

[Honkai Impact 2 Kiana: Good grief, you guys are really targeting my base, you're going to take everything sooner or later]

[Rin: After all, Kiana's products are really good.]

[Star: Holy crap, even in this state, Yingjie can still move!]

"System: If you guys hold a lottery, I can go home today."

[Ying: ...a computer keyboard (Chen Nini)...Holy crap, this thing is leaking electricity!]

[Aikefei: ...Nuclear bomb thermos (Chen Nini)...Funingna, do you want it?]

[Furina: Thanks, it sounds like it should be fun]

[Xiangling: ...a pair of multi-functional insoles (Chen Nini)...quite soft, with good elasticity, and it even comes with a free cell phone]

Chapter 146 Honkai Impact 3rd Kindergarten: Alicia's Daughter is Socially Anxious (First Update)

"System: It's been so long, here's a follow-up to the second episode of Honkai Impact 3rd Kindergarten."

[Captain: I hope you'll stop persecuting me]

[Ying: Most of the characters in this series are your children.]

[Rin: If I don't persecute you, who will I persecute (?????)]

[Uncle Yang: To be honest, I didn't get to enjoy it last time]

"Regarding Alicia and Mebius's daughter..."

(Source: YouTuber)

In a delivery room, Alicia, who had just given birth, held her child with a blissful expression.

"My daughter is so cute! From now on, we'll call you Alice."

Meanwhile, in another delivery room, Dr. Möbius, having just given birth, looked utterly listless and as if she was beginning to question the meaning of life.

"Ahhh, this hurts more than I expected! (▽▽；)"

Klein, holding Mebius's child, looked at her and remarked:

"Doctor, didn't you say that having a baby is a very simple thing? (?_?)"

Narrator: 2000 YEARS LATER

Mebius and Alicia's children have grown up, and their personalities are clearly visible.

Möbius's child stood in front of the mirror, choosing a nice outfit: "Let's pick this one (＞?⊙)"

Alice wrapped herself tightly in the blanket and looked at her, complaining, "What a hassle. Why don't I just wear anything?"

The captain glanced at the two children and then at the two mothers with completely opposite personalities. Mebius put on his eye mask and curled up in his sleeping bag to sleep, while Alicia stopped knitting and stared blankly at herself.

He felt something was off and asked Alicia, "So you two really didn't switch daughters?"

[Alicia: My daughter looks so cute, but she seems a bit of a homebody.]

[Himeko: Perhaps it's because extremes meet, which is why your two children's personalities are exactly the opposite of yours.]

[Möbius: I look like I'm suffering a lot. Childbirth must be really painful.]

[Zhe: It's probably just that the child is getting a bit older, that's why it hurts so much, it's normal.]

[Uncle Yang: So Möbius was a viviparous snake? I never knew that!]

[Kevin: I can't believe Klein has grown so much]

Alice, dressed in a pink tracksuit and hugging a small pink pillow, sat alone on the edge of the bed, clearly showing signs of social anxiety. She thought to herself:

"My name is Alice, I'm the daughter of Alicia and the captain, and right now I really want to die (?_?)"

Mebius's daughter, holding the snake by its two ends with her hands, said in a sinister tone, "Torture this snake (???)."

Eden's daughter, who was intently playing her instrument nearby, reminded him, "Little Ti, be quiet, I'm still playing."

The child from Aponia, dressed like a little nun, was telling a story to Chizuru, Chikage's daughter, with a notebook in hand.

“Mom said that praying wasn’t the only thing a nun would kneel down to do. Dad replied, ‘Don’t nuns need to go to the toilet?’”

Just those two sentences were enough to leave Chizuru speechless: "For a moment, I didn't know if you were telling a dirty joke or a lame joke (?△?)"

[Aponia: So what does the captain usually teach the kids? What's that book the kid's holding?]

[Star: I never expected that one of the kids wouldn't be the captain.]

[Rin: These look like fox ears]

Alicia: These ears look a bit like Sakura's.

[Qian Jie: Her necklace is the same as my mask]

[Qiong: The name Chizuru gives me the feeling that she's good at high-level games]

[Master Qianhe: Do you think I wanted this?! We only fought a few monsters, and they were all mini-bosses. It's exhausting!]

[Barbara: It seems the children of Eden also love music!]

[Funinga: I feel like I'll follow in my mother's footsteps in the future]

Because no other children were talking to Alice, she began to worry and her mind started racing with all sorts of strange and inexplicable thoughts:

"Nobody talks to me. Do they hate me? Is it because..."