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[Aimee: Emeritus removed her glasses, and the seal on her body was broken.]

[Billy:]

[March 7th: So the scent of other women refers to Emeritus's.]

[Keqing: Poor Yelan, her base was just raided like that]

[Ye Lan: It doesn't matter, I'm not familiar with Kong anyway]

[Skip: The world... has rejected me (?_?)]

[Sangbo: Seriously, buddy? It's just a fan-made video, how come you're calling yourself a sage? You can even charge in on this?]

Some time later, Kong returned to Liyue and immediately went to visit Yelan.

After watching Ye Lan approach, Kong suddenly became sullen, worried that he had given himself away, and nervously asked:

"Miss Yelan, why are you unhappy... Ahahaha (=ω=；)"

Seeing that Kong still wasn't going to admit it, Ye Lan snapped her fingers and commanded, "Hmph! Post-production, switch songs!"

After the music finished playing, Ye Lan looked at the empty space, feeling even more unhappy: "Explain yourself?"

Seeing that he had been exposed, Kong immediately admitted his mistake and apologized to Yelan, hoping she would forgive him: "I'm sorry, I was wrong! (?ω? )"

[Su Chang: This golden leopard has such great details, I burst out laughing (￣▽￣)／]

Fu Hua: If I remember correctly, this song is called "Poisonous Perfume," and it seems to be considered a nostalgic classic.

[Zhe: These ancient memories are absolutely killing me!]

[Nasida: I feel like this music is kind of corny and cheesy. Maybe some people would like it if I put it in the Void Terminal.]

System: Same as always, you guys go draw the prize, it's time to leave work, I'm off.

[Amélie: ...Six God Floral Water...Isn't that a type of perfume?]

[Empty: ...a bottle of air freshener...damn, this stuff doesn't work for me]

[Ye Lan: ...Lightning attribute threads (Kafka)...not bad, can be used with my own threads to inflict electrocution]

Chapter 148 Caesar: I think you're about to hit the jackpot!! (First Update)

"System: Have you ever seen dumbbells? Today I'll show you a real dumbbell."

Caesar: I think you're in for a big surprise!

(Source: YouTuber)

[Zhe: System, is this dumbbell a physical one, or just a literal one?]

System: Guess (?????)

[Paimon: System, are you a child?]

[Aha: Interesting! There's a Star Train in the Pioneer Zone. Aha wants to create a joyful Grand Train fleet.]

Theresa: And then it'll be crashing into people all over the universe (￣ェ￣;)

In the lower levels of Wildfire Town, Bell, having nothing to do, came over to chat with Caesar to kill some time:

"I heard your company is called something like 'Pig'?"

After introducing the company's name, Caesar gave Ling a thumbs up, quite proudly: "Charging forward like a pig, how about that? Pretty impressive, right!"

"It has a certain grandeur, but I think there's a more suitable name for you." Ling thought the name was alright, but it felt like something was missing, so she shared her thoughts with Caesar:

"Think about it, your tool is a locomotive, and it involves high-difficulty transportation in the void, so how about calling it Hollow Knight?"

As Caesar heard the name Bell utter, he felt it didn't quite meet his standards:

"The name is good, but it lacks a bit of grandeur."

Ling looked at Caesar, indicating that his thinking was wrong: "Hey! As the company boss, you can't rely on your charisma alone."

Caesar felt that Ling underestimated him, so he explained his extraordinary talent to her:

"Haha, do you think I'm stupid? I'll let you in on a secret: I'm pretty good at artistic activities like playing the piano... Emm... I can do it too (*^ω^*)"

Ling felt that Caesar's extraordinary nature could be discerned from his name: "Of course, after all, you are the son of rhythmic movement ヾ(^▽^*)))"

Bell's lame joke left Caesar speechless, prompting him to retort:

"Um... do you think it's too hot outside the city? (?_?)"

[A-Quan: Rushing Forward Like a Pig? It feels weird to use this company name.]

[Star: Uncle Yang's Ether Spirit Piggy Bank has a skill called "Pig Charge"]

Tanjiro: So Inosuke's Beast Breathing is that famous?

[Luminous: Oh my god, Hollow Knight!]

[Captain: This name sounds like it doesn't belong to any subsidiaries, and they often cancel on assignments ╭(°A°`)╮]

[Narcissus: Wouldn't a non-Mobile Knight be more in line with the standard than a Hollow Knight?]

[March 7th: I feel like we could merge them, how about Machine Pig Hero?]

Silver Wolf: If you want to look imposing, then call it Soul Knight; it's guaranteed to be imposing.

[Lucy: Caesar... that idiom is "to do something casually," but you didn't need to use idioms in the first place. Just speaking plainly would have been better, making you seem less clueless (；!＿!)]

[Sino: Because Calydon and Calydon sound similar, Caesar might be good at music.]

[Zhongli: I didn't expect that the chilling effect of Sino's lame jokes could actually chill me to the bone.]

Lucy was passing by when she saw Bell and Caesar chatting and laughing, so she curiously came over to say hello.

"Hey, what are you two talking about? ヾ(??▽?)ノ"

Upon seeing Lucy, a corny joke suddenly popped into Ling's head, and she blurted it out without hesitation:

"It's Lucy! You've come at the right time. I advise you to fight Caesar less in the future (￣▽￣)／"

"Let's just say it's for the sake of team harmony, right?" Caesar tried to guess Ling's amazing thought process, but she failed.

"It's because Lucy simply can't beat you."

When Lucy heard Bell say that she was inferior to Caesar, she felt a little angry. Looking in Bell's direction, she threatened, "What makes you say that? If you don't give me a reason, I'm going to ask you to shut up (o`~'o)."

“It’s very simple, because… it’s different.”

After Rin finished explaining, Lucy clicked her tongue, then turned and left. Caesar already guessed what Lucy was going to do and reminded Rin:

"I think you have a dark aura around your face; you're about to have a stroke of great luck (?_?)"

Bell, upon hearing Caesar's dissuasion, completely disbelieved it, declaring it impossible:

"Haha, you're really joking. How could hitting the jackpot possibly result in a... bang!"

Before Ling could finish speaking, she was hit by Lucy's truck and thrown into the air, lying stiffly on the ground, her body turning grayish-white.

Seeing Ling's miserable state, Caesar couldn't help but laugh:

"Hahaha, dumbbells!"

Fu Hua: I thought Ling was going to persuade them to get along peacefully, but you actually went to stir things up (；!＿!) ]

[Dream Seeker: This is when Grandma Pine Sparrow should make her appearance]

[Rin: This is truly an unexpected disaster!]

[Eis: Mmm, mmm (This is all your own fault)]

[Caesar: I didn't expect Lucy to be so excited, she even used the toy car.]

[Star: So, hitting the jackpot was like hitting the jackpot with a heavy truck.]

[Sino: I feel that given Bell's appearance, calling her Death or Demise would be quite fitting.]

【March 7th: Oops, what a lame pun (=ω=；)】

System: Who goes first? Let's see how lucky we are!

[Caesar: A pack of thermal toilet paper... Do you really think I'm stupid? Just because toilet paper says "warm" doesn't mean it's warm (?_?)]

[Lucy: ...One Wuling Hongguang van...we'll use this for the big shopping trip afterwards.]

[Ring: One (Genshin Impact)... This thing is quite big, I feel like I'd be better off buying a small pot for my dorm room]

"System: I also have a fan-made Bernice here, might as well put it here as well."

"Bernice's Bathroom Battle!"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Rin: Bathroom battle, huh? Hehehe (?????)]

[Ying: Don't be too happy yet, we're not sure who the victim is yet.]

[Alicia: I love girls who smell sweet and soft, I want to see girls being affectionate (*^ω^*)]

[Qiong: Is this a war involving several people (???)]

"Where did my brother run off to again? Oh well, this feels so good!"

Ling had just finished showering and was standing in front of the mirror in the changing room, wrapped in a bathrobe, drying off the excess water.

Suddenly, a drop of orange-red liquid fell from above, landing squarely on Ling's hair.

The potion was absorbed by Bell very easily, and the effect was remarkable. Cat ears and a cat tail quickly grew on her body.

Bernice came out of the shower and just in time to see Rin's new form. Her eyes practically popped out of their sockets with hearts.

Wow! Where did this little kitten come from?! So cute! Kitty~ (?ω?)

Bell felt Bernice touching her inappropriately, her hands roaming over her body, and she panicked a little.

"Hey, Bernice, what are you doing?!"

Bell struggled for only a couple of seconds, but Bernice became even more agitated:

"A kitten like you was born to be eaten by your older sister~ (?ω?)"

Although Bell didn't understand what Bernice meant, she still gently placed the towel she was using to wipe the water on Bernice's face, hoping she would calm down.