"Wow, that scared me! Don't pop out like that, it really startled me! ヾ(-_-;)"

fairy: "According to the latest data crawling and analysis, the preview PV for the second season of Zone Zero that the master is currently watching has reached 200 billion views."

User discussion keywords include: Da Lei, Wei Fei Di, Guo Feng, Yi Xuan, Da Lei, hope Ren, etc.

But most importantly, the most powerful AI in New Elysium appears only zero times. Master, do you know what that means?

Ling thought about it seriously for a moment and guessed, "Does that mean you're past your prime?"

[Silver Wolf: It seems like Zone Zero is quite popular with players, judging by the high number of views on just one PV.]

[Alicia: Rin's voice is so cute when she's scared!]

[Paimon: Does this count as Rin looking at herself?]

[Star: Did Fairy say something really shocking?! Twice?! (?ω?)]

[Qiong: Yeah, I should say I'm emphasizing it twice. It seems there are a lot of perverts out there.]

[Ying: Xiaoling, where is Wei Feidi? I'll have A Xing drive the Starry Sky Train to take me there!]

[Rin: I don't know, it hasn't been released yet ╮( oωo )╭]

[Pam: Don't misuse the Star Train, Pam! (╬ ̄皿 ̄)]

fairy: "No, this means that the master did not pay enough electricity bills, which means I do not have enough computing power to register online trolls to cheer for me in the comment section and create the illusion that I am still the top influencer in the zero-level region."

Upon hearing Fairy's reason, Ling felt that her artificial intelligence was no longer worth keeping and angrily said:

"So you're using my hard-earned electricity money to do this kind of thing?! (╬◣д◢)"

Fairy felt that what she was doing was reasonable and said confidently, "This is a legitimate demand. After all, artificial intelligence also has its own image to maintain."

Ling felt like she was seeing this thing for the first time, and complained irritably, "Hmph, your skin is even thicker than Xiong Xiren's."

fairy: "Speaking of the Hierophants, does Master know why there are so many Hierophants in the land of Vephi?"

[Sambo: Fairy looks completely different, she doesn't seem to be acting at all (?????)]

[Ring: Are we using all that electricity for this?! And I just remembered something, the fairy's electricity bill is double when she's working, but five times when she's not.]

Hey bro, how about we shut Fairy down, or at least make her work 24/7? (-ι_- )

[Zhe: Sis, calm down and think positively. At least Fairy helped us complete more requests easily. If you keep playing like this, it'll probably just be using electricity without doing any work (°ー°〃)]

[Funinga: I don't think Fairy needs to do this. You guys should have her design a giant Thunder suit for herself and use that look in future appearances. It would be much more effective than PR trolls and saves more power (?????)]

[Author's note: Please don't mention me. First of all, I haven't provoked anyone. Secondly, I haven't provoked anyone. Finally, I haven't provoked anyone. Don't be shameless and don't mention me. Remember to support me!]

Bell couldn't think of anything for a moment, so she looked at Fairy, waiting for her to answer:

"That was a really abrupt topic change, but there are indeed a lot of hope people there, including tiger hope people, rabbit hope people, and panda hope people. Hmm, why is that?"

fairy: "Because there's an old saying in Weifei, 'Welcome and accept,' so naturally there will be more."

Although Ling had expected this, she hadn't anticipated that Fairy's reasoning would be so abstract, and awkwardly agreed, "Uh, that makes a lot of sense."

fairy: "By the way, among the Panda Xiren and Hu Xiren who are disciples of Yi Xuan, the Panda Xiren is of a higher generation."

Ling didn't understand why Fairy would say that, since it wasn't mentioned in the PV: "You haven't even been there, how do you know?"

fairy: "Because the panda is called Pan Yinhu by the hope people, and is also known as Pan Da (panda)."

As the fairy's influence intensified, the temperature on Sixth Street plummeted, and heavy snow began to fall.

[Ying: With so many hope people, are there any Big Thunder Xi people (?????)]

[Walter: That panda-like guy looks a bit like Kung Fu Panda.]

[Shut up: I get it, it's not welcoming Funa, it's welcoming!]

March 7th: I thought it would be...

[Zhe: Where did you get that idea from? Sis, what makes sense to you?]

[Rin: Hehe, you've got big breasts!]

fairy: "Since things have come to this point, and since the master is so interested in the upcoming Weifei Land, it's also to prevent the master from watching too many videos and wasting electricity."

Let me give my master a quick summary:

[Ring: No way, Fairy's an artificial idiot, how could he have the nerve to say I'm wasting electricity? (「▼皿▼)]

Paimon: Calm down, calm down, don't argue with a bunch of programmers, it's not worth it (; ̄д ̄)

[Himeko: These rare people from Weifei seem somewhat like the twelve zodiac animals.]

Kiana: Squinting at Yi Xuan's calligraphy, it really looks like the Iron Mountain Lean. Could Yi Xuan also be a little black-hearted?

[Xingqiu: That girl not only sounds like Master Hu, she looks a bit like him too.]

[Hu Tao: How is it similar?]

Klee: That older sister looks like Kurumi-neechan, both are saints (???)

Ling was better off not listening; after listening, she was even more confused and glared at Fairy, complaining, "Are you reciting a menu here? (「▼皿▼)"

fairy: "No, artificial intelligence can't recite the names of dishes."

Bell: "There's such a saying?"

fairy: "Because artificial intelligence doesn't have hands, and Cai Ming isn't a new Ellito, how can she hug him?"

Due to the second snowfall of the fairy, the temperature on Sixth Street dropped again, and a heavy snowstorm hit.

[Star: What a lame joke (?_?)]

[Ying: I feel like we could form a team with Seno, Shut Up, and Fairy, and throw them into the Hollow.]

[Zhe: What, you want the three of them to tell lame jokes together so that Yi Hai will go into hibernation? ヾ(-_-;)]

Theresa: What a wonderful idea! Wouldn't the power be too great if we put all three of them together? ( ̄ェ ̄;)

"System: Now it's reward time, let's see how lucky you are."

[Rin: ...A set of New Year's outfit just like Xiangling's...Wow, how can I be so cute? I love doing this for myself so much (?ω?)]

[Star: No, I have to go find Firefly. Rin is like this, she's got a hard-on (?????)]

Chapter 154 Honkai Impact 3rd Kindergarten: Gretchen's Mom's Drawing Class (Second Update)

"System: There's been too much fun these past few days, so here's something heartwarming for everyone."

"Gresh's Mom's Art Lessons"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Captain: So Gretchen is in charge of teaching the children to draw. That's great!]

[Ying: Wow, can I take the teacher home (???)]

[Rin: Gretchen, what kind of burlap sack do you like (?????)]

[Star: They're really wrong to do this, unlike me who only feels sorry for my sister.]

Gretchen, come home with me. I have a little black cat who can do backflips.

[Elio: You naturally evil Star Core brat, I'm going to post a diss ad for you right now (?_?)]

Narrator: Gretchen's mother's art class

Greta stood in front of the blackboard with chalk in hand and spoke softly to the children:

"Children, today we're going to learn how to draw. Are you all ready?"

"Okay" x N

"Let me demonstrate for everyone first!" Seeing that the children were all ready, Gretchen walked to her spot, picked up her paintbrush, and began to work.

As the paintbrush moved rapidly across the canvas, a slight scraping sound could be heard. When the sound stopped, Gretchen's demonstration was over.

"Alright, everyone, just draw it like this!"

When the canvas was turned around, Gretchen's painting became clear: a white-haired woman wearing a blue dress with a smile on her face.

After watching Gretchen's demonstration, the children began their own creations...

[Star: What a beautiful older sister!]

[Hook: She seems much gentler than the old witch... Sister Natasha]

[Natasha: Hook, you should go do your homework (?_?)]

[Zhe: She seems like a kind and loving mother.]

Greta: She is my mother, Blanca, a wonderful mother.

[Ring: Brother, do you think we can still find our teacher?]

[Ying: Don't worry, you guys can definitely do it. I'm the example! From the beginning, I was preparing to travel to the seven kingdoms to find my brother, to now, I take my anger out on him whenever I'm in a bad mood. How wonderful!]

[Kong: You're one of those people, you woke up in the middle of the night and suspected me of doing it, then you beat me up (╥﹏╥)]

After the children finished drawing, Gretchen went to each child's side and looked at their work.

Because Dr. Möbius's daughter was the most lively, Gretchen's first work was hers, and she was stunned when she saw the finished product:

"Wow! Is this the Grandma Mebius that Xiaoti imagined?"

Why are there color schemes for Alicia and Theresa? (O▽O)

Hearing Gretchen's question, Little Ti whispered in her ear to prevent others from overhearing:

"Because I like pink dresses, Sister Gretchen, let me tell you..."

My mom clearly loves pink clothes, but she always wears those terribly ugly outfits. Why is that?

Upon hearing Xiaoti's question, Gretchen began to ponder it, ultimately offering two words: "Tsundere."

[Mébius: Alicia must have secretly put that dress there.]

Alicia: You clearly liked it from the beginning (?????)

[Captain: If you ask what's tougher than her life? Probably only her mouth. Even if the world ends, that mouth will remain. ( ̄ω ̄;)]

[Empty: Mebius's eyes are clearly full of wisdom.]

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