Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

System: Everyone, please participate in the lucky draw! Aha said there are gifts for you.

[Star: Huo Linfei's talent (weakened version)... Holy crap, a ruthless guy who conquered seven parallel universes in seven days!]

[Qiong: Miao Tiao Jun's time reversal... With this skill, as long as he doesn't face a Star God, I feel like he can just roam around freely.]

[Aili: Sweet Fruit (No Side Effects Version)... I'd only heard it was awful, but I never imagined it would be this bad.]

[Uncle Yang: Rakshasa's life paper... Rakshasa, as long as you're not dead, I will definitely find you!]

System: Aha, what's the gift you mentioned? So many people are waiting.

[Aha: To thank everyone for the fun, Aha is giving you all a beautiful song.]

Thank you, thank you everyone.

[Star: Aha, the headlights on the Star Train are broken, go check them out (f***ing)]

[Bronya: The Creation Engine's fist seems to be malfunctioning. Could you please ask the Star God of Joy to take a look? (▼皿▼#)]

[Captain: Aha, don't let me run into you, or I'll give you a few hits with Black Abyss White Flowers.]

[Qiong: I was so busy pulling for Sumire in the gacha pool that I forgot to come and pull for you (;｀O')o]

[Feng Jin: When I used my ultimate skill, Little Ika got stuck. Could you please check on her, Joyful Star God? (?_?)]

Chapter 158 Spirit Sand is easy to identify; just look for people with gradually changing hands... Holy crap! (Second Update)

"System: Are you all curious about what Ling Sha's daily work is like? Today, this system will take you on a tour of some fan-created content."

"Spiritual sand is easy to identify, just look for the person with the gradient on their hand... Holy crap!"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Bai Shu: Could it be that the medical skills of the Celestial Ship are different from those of Teyvat?]

[Bai Lu: Pretty much, it all involves observation, listening, questioning, and palpation, followed by prescribing medicine and treatment.]

Kiana: Could it be that the medicinal herbs are different?

[Bell: Possibly, different medicinal herbs grow in different environments]

On March 7th, curious about what Master Yunli was like, he brought Yanqing and Xing to the Pill Cauldron Department, where they happened to find Lingsha seeing patients.

Ling Sha thought about her feelings for Yun Li and said, "Yun Li's scent is sweet and refreshing, like frankincense..."

When Xing and March 7 heard the words "frankincense," they immediately had a dirty thought and their expressions became embarrassed.

The two women assumed that Yanqing and Yunli had already slept together, and that she was even pregnant, which explained the smell of milk...

Ah Xing turned her head blankly and looked at Yan Qing, as if she were seeing him for the first time: "Beast!"

Yanqing was confused about what had happened and looked at Xing with a puzzled expression, asking, "Wait, why are you suddenly scolding me?!"

March 7th also turned to look at Yanqing, awkwardly complaining, "Master's efficiency is so fast..."

Yanqing was even more confused when she heard what March 7th said. She looked at the two women helplessly, hoping they would explain: "What are you talking about? I don't understand at all!"

[Yanqing: No, you guys are clearly misinterpreting things! And why do you think I did it? I'm so innocent!]

[Fu Hua: After all, among the people Yun Li knows on Luofu, the two of you are the closest to her.]

[Ying: I don't think it might be a misunderstanding. I just bought a phone a couple of days ago and I've seen a lot of doujinshi about Yanqing and Yunli online. They must have so many kids by now. (?????)]

[Ling Sha: I was talking about Chinese medicinal herbs, not frankincense. But this is fine too. I think Yan Qing and Yun Li are a good match.]

Zhe: You have such a good thing? How could you forget your good friend? Send me a copy (???)

"System: Me too. I'll review it with a critical eye."

[Sora: Don't worry, I understand (?????)]

Ling Sha soon welcomed its first patient of the day—Iron-Armed Luca.

"What's the problem?"

"Doctor, I keep having strange hallucinations of other people."

After Luca finished describing his symptoms, Lingsha pulled a wriggling black tentacle from under the table, handed it to Luca, and then wrote out instructions for use, which she then gave him:

"I just managed to get my hands on the new Star Medicine before returning to the Immortal Ship. It can be taken on an empty stomach before meals every day."

[Captain: No way, Black Tai Sui? Star Iron has this stuff?]

[Li Huowang: Has anyone seen my daughter? My daughter, a dark creature covered in tentacles.]

[Paimon: If nothing unexpected happens, your daughter has already been chopped up, packaged, and used in medicine ('-﹏-`；)]

[Wendy: Is this stuff really edible? It looks like twisted monster scraps.]

[Ring: I don't know, but it seems my Gluttony King wants me to find this to eat.]

Zhe: Sis, please don't! This isn't something good! Don't touch it!

Just after Luca left, the second patient, Firefly, arrived.

(The specifics are unclear, but the author judged it to be fireflies based on the headband in the video.)

"What's the problem?"

"Doctor, I often feel that my husband is having affairs with other women."

Hearing the patient's concerns, Ling Sha quickly wrote out a prescription and handed it to her:

"I'll mix you some ambergris and add some soda. Your husband can light it when he gets back."

Looking at Ling Sha's confident demeanor, Liu Ying asked in confusion:

"Will this stop me from overthinking?"

Ling Sha, feigning a terrifying expression, explained:

"That way your husband won't have the energy to look for other women outside (?_?)"

After the firefly left, the third patient sat down, staring at the needle.

"What's the problem?"

"Doctor, I often feel an itch in my lungs."

Ling Sha roughly understood what the problem was with staring at the needle, and pointed him in the right direction:

"Go out the door, go upstairs next door, turn right and walk 50 meters."

Thinking that Dr. Ling Sha was telling him to go to another department, he asked curiously:

"So the upstairs is the respiratory department?"

"No, that's the official store for the 5th generation of Sulfa vape."

[Star: That woman whose back is the only view looks so familiar.]

[Qiong: That familiar hairband, I feel like it might be Liu Ying]

[Xingqiu: But Liuying's hair isn't pure white, is it?]

[Dream Seeker: Did the medicine Ling Sha gave the female patient really work? A friend of mine asked me to find out.]

[Zhe: Billy asked me to ask him if it's true.]

[Billy: Manager Zhe, that's not fair of you, and your reason doesn't hold water. I'm just a robot, I don't have that function (?_?)]

[Captain: Wow, the big workshops really go all out with the materials! They even have the Emperor of Needles, and the auditorium accent is so authentic.]

Seeing the patient ahead leave, Qingque's face turned ashen. She slowly walked up to Lingsha, took her hand, and said tremblingly:

"Doctor, I feel cold, weak in my hands and feet, my eyes are unfocused, and I'm having random thoughts."

"Doctor, am I going to die?"

Upon hearing Qingque's symptoms, Lingsha knew she wanted to slack off, and played along, saying:

"Your illness is difficult to treat, sigh! You need to stop working to receive slow treatment."

Upon hearing about Ling Sha's treatment method, Qing Que's face instantly regained its color, making her look radiant. She gratefully said to Ling Sha, "A divine doctor!"

Fu Xuan, who had been watching the whole thing, was about to lose her temper. These two were practically treating her like a fool.

"You bastards, wait a minute!"

Background music: Scholar's Little Tune

As soon as the music started, Qingque slowly turned around, looked at Fu Xuan, coughed lightly, and shyly looked around.

Theresa: This is like treating her boss like she's Japanese! (；一_一)

[Qingque: I didn't expect it either, the Grand Diviner actually figured it out.]

[Sino: The Bluebird is paired with the Scholar's Little Tune, so she is the Scholar's Little Bird]

[Tinari: Seno, shut up (?_? )]

[Ling: Qingque must be acting so strangely from work!]

Luca happened to run into Xing, who hadn't left yet, not far from Dan Ding Si.

Xing excitedly pointed at Luca, then pulled out a greatsword with a firework doll in the center, and shouted:

"Luca! I'm here to help you! Fireworks Spinal Sword!"

Xing's voice was so loud that Ling Sha, who had just been drawn over, noticed the sword's abstract shape and muttered in exasperation:

"What a strange weapon..."

Xing held the sword horizontally in front of him, wanting Yun Li to hear the sound of the sword:

"Hanabi said this was a gift for me as an apology to Pinocchio. What do you hear? Isn't it Hanabi's confession to me?"

Yun Li leaned closer to the sword and told Xing what she had overheard: "He was apologizing for something... So your surname is Li?"

Xing was initially quite happy, but upon hearing Yun Li's translation, her face immediately fell: "Damn it, the Dao of Forgetfulness (?_?)"

[Empty: Spinal Cord Sword? Zhuge Shen!!!]

[Zhe: If it's made with Zhuge Shen, and paired with the Black Tai Sui for Luca, it can form a 2-Fire Prosperity set (￣ェ￣;)]

[Star: Wait, I think I actually have such a thing (＠_＠;) ]