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"System: Today, let's take a look at the match between Bamba and [another team/organization]. Friendly reminder, it's going to be very exciting!"

"Shaolin Bangbu Football Match"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Rin: A competition for Bomb? That sounds interesting.]

[Captain: But can Ies really play soccer with those short legs?]

[Ying: What are you saying? Maybe Bangbu's small body is very agile.]

Ling and Zhe were resting in their room, while Ies stayed downstairs watching television.

When Eis saw Nicole's show, he scratched his head and switched to another program.

As Ies watched the mushroom cloud rising from Lina's pot on the show, he burst out laughing: "Hehehe (*^▽^*)"

Eis was trembling with fear, clutching the sofa cushions tightly. The sudden doorbell rang, startling Eis so much that she jumped three feet high and fell off the sofa.

[Rin: When Lina put the eggs in, she put the shells in too ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[March 7th: Iez is so cute!]

[Furina: I didn't expect that someone like Bomb would watch a horror movie. Look how scared Ies is, the whole Bomb is trembling.]

Kiana: Rin and Tetsuya, you really should take care of Bomb who's left behind!

Upon hearing the doorbell, Ies walked to the door and gently opened it a crack, cautiously peeking out: "Hmm? Hmm!"

Lykahn stood at the shop entrance and, seeing that it was Ies who opened the door, politely asked, "Good evening, is the shop manager home?"

When Ies saw it was Lycan, she wasn't so scared anymore and opened the door to let him in: "Mmm~ mmm..."

As Ling came downstairs, she happened to see Lykan enter the store:

"Leicahn? Borrowing videotapes so late? Perfect timing, here's a Little Red Riding Hood one that would suit you perfectly~ (∩△∩)"

Lykan smiled and shook his head, handing Ling a flyer:

"Hehe, I'm not some big bad wolf."

TOPS is hosting a football tournament soon, and the championship trophy seems to contain information about the Helios Mechanism. Perhaps you two would be interested.

Looking at the golden carrot trophy on the promotional flyer, Ling said confidently:

"Huh? This trophy! Hehe, this is definitely ours! If Lykahn can participate, winning the championship will be a piece of cake~"

[Star: I feel a strong sense of security whenever Hugh Jackman is around, just like with Grandpa Zhongli.]

Klee: Little Red Riding Hood and Big Grey (●'?'●)

[Zhe: This trophy... is it for Plants vs. Zombies?]

[Ah Quan: Wrong, it's protecting the rope craftsman (?????)]

[Bai Er: They all have four-dimensional pockets, right? Where did they get Rin's videotape and Lycan's flyer from?]

[Qiong: Wow, it's the Holy Grail War!]

[Captain: Wolf Uncle's legs are truly invincible! I feel like if he kicked the football, it would lose its balance. He's a walking anti-aircraft gun!]

Lykan declined Rin's invitation, explaining, "I'm very sorry, but I may not be able to meet the requirements for participating."

Hearing Lykan say that, Ling looked at the flyer with a puzzled expression:

"Huh? What on earth is this... the Bomb Football Match?!"

After seeing the contestant's request, Ling looked at her own Yies in shock, and Yies also kicked her leg in response:

"Huh? Huh?"

[Gui Naifen: If it's the Bangbu football match, can the Tsing Yi team participate?]

[Qingyi: Although I'm not human, I look terrible, don't I?]

[Grace: Ies kicking her short legs is so cute!]

In the parking lot behind the video store, Lykahn gathered all the participating players, including Bomb, for training.

"Thank you all for joining us. I will be serving as the football coach for the next few days. Let's all wish the store manager the best of luck in winning the championship!"

The attendees, from left to right, are:

The bell, which was attached to Ies, looked up at the sky with concern and sighed:

"Sigh... I hope it doesn't rain these next few days..."

Ah Quan peeked at Ies and reassured him, "Don't worry! The weather will definitely be nice these next few days!"

Emilian looked at Quan and scratched her head in confusion: "How do you know the weather will definitely be nice these next few days?"

Ah-Chuan pointed to the electronic screen on his face, switched to the weather page, and said speechlessly, "There's a weather forecast, isn't there, kid?"

Upon hearing Bomb's voice, the bell possessing Ies seemed to have discovered a new world:

"So, when you were possessed, Bangbu spoke in a dialect?"

After regaining her senses, Rin covered her head in shock with her two little hands: "Huh? How come even I am?! (?? д ??)!!!"

[Zhe: Speaking of which, we actually do know a Bomb football team, and their coach.]

[Bell: We've taught those Bombs in the backstreet several times, so teaching Ies will be a piece of cake.]

[Grace: Ahhhh, these adorable babbles! I really want to try out their texture (?﹃ ?)]

[Captain: Ah Quan sounds like he speaks from a very broad and open language.]

[Uncle Yang: Is the "Super Intelligent Football" going to be renamed "Super Intelligent Bomb"?]

[Billy: Emilian's voice module, did Nicole finally decide to replace it with a new one?]

[Naxi Da: The little Bangbu who speak their dialects are also very cute.]

Lekahn coughed twice while holding the football, trying to get the attention of the baubs:

"Ahem, let's begin the group battles!"

Emilian, Sharktooth Cloth, and Eis form a group;

A set of Crimson Mokus, Aquan, and Paper Bag Cloth;

Butler was put in charge of oversight alongside Lakahn.

After Lykan announced the start, a crisp sound drew the attention of the Bombs.

Both teams' buddies looked down at the same time and saw that it was a metal drill bit that had fallen off A's body.

Ah Quan bent down to pick up the small drill bit, and calmly looked at the other Bangbu members as he explained:

"Oh! It's perfectly normal for us construction workers to carry a drill bit with us~ (一_一)"

The members of the Iez squad were terrified and turned to look at their teammates.

Just then, something fell off the paper bag, and everyone looked over again.

Paper Bag Cloth picked up the kitchen knife and calmly explained, "I'm a pig butcher."

Emilian huddled fearfully in Ies's arms, trembling uncontrollably.

"Waaaaah... I'm so scared!"

Bell controlled Ies to gently pat Emilian's back, comforting her, "If you don't have the courage to be a bonbu, what's the difference between you and a salted fish!"

Sharktooth Cloth glared at the video camera filming him, then angrily put his hands on his hips and yelled, "What are you looking at?!"

[Star: The beginning was okay, but it was really funny when drills fell out of Ah's whole body!]

[March 7th: I have a feeling this drill bit might be very useful later on!]

[Yuma: This is so entertaining!]

Stephen Chow: I didn't expect this joke to be faithfully recreated. You put so much thought into it!

[Ying: How about we rename the paper bag fabric "Huaqiang Cloth"? It would fit the Bangshe design perfectly. (?????)]

[Zhe: So... the so-called soccer match is actually a props match?]

[Captain: These guys are all decked out in gear. Looks like the rules for this football match will most likely be changed to Hot-Blooded Soccer.]

[Nicole: Emilian, don't be afraid. Drop the pink toy machine gun from your pocket and scare them to death.]

[Eileen: Shark Tooth Cloth is actually a Northeastern Cloth!]

[Sino: Because Shark Tooth Cloth is from Northeast China, and it's an ice-type fish, therefore Shark Tooth Cloth is... a frozen fish from Northeast China!]

[Shark Tooth Cloth: Mmm, mmm ('-ι_-｀)]

Chapter 188 Butler: We Also Have Our Own Combination Techniques (Second Update)

To live up to Ling and Zhe's trust, Lekahn stopped the babbling and tossed the football to them, officially beginning training:

"Let's begin, let's practice dribbling first."

Upon seeing the football, Ling controlled Yi'es body to rush forward and prepare for a powerful shot. Unexpectedly, Yi'es stomach touched the football before her feet, and finally, the football slowly rolled to A-Quan's feet.

Ling noticed that Ah Quan's team and her teammates were all looking at her with confusion, and she awkwardly scratched her head:

"Haha... My legs are too short, they're hard to control."

Ah Quan gently kicked the ball back to Iais: "Try again?"

The bell controlled Ies to kick the ball with all her might, but instead of hitting the ball, she jumped onto it, spun around a few times, and then fell to the ground.

[Grace: So cute! Oh no, I'm going to be killed by the cuteness of the Bombs!]

[Gui Naifen: It's so funny how Ling controls Iais's football, I can't hold it in anymore]

[Ying: Ah Quan kicks the soccer ball back so easily, but it turns into a belly ball when it comes to Ling Mei (?????)]

[Morgans: Shocking! The famous legendary rope maker Fahrenheit has actually gotten into a fight with a football and successfully been thrashed over the shoulder by it.]

Enclosed is a reward notice from Ms. Vivian for information about football; please send it to the Mockingbird if you have any information.

[Over-the-shoulder throw of Fahrenheit's football - Bounty]

[Captain: Isn't this guy from One Piece? What's he doing doing part-time work?]