Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Nicole: Wait, why is our Emilian a ball? (=ω=；)]

[Anton: My drill bit is a drill bit that can pierce the heavens!]

[Eis: Mmm...]

[Sora: Why don't we have them form a team and make a tokusatsu show called "Oatmeal Sentai Bombrenger"? It'll definitely be a hit.]

[Naruto: This is way more exciting than Boruto!]

Looking at the Golden Carrot Trophy, Ling sighed, "Ah, this trophy really brings back memories~"

Zhe gently turned the trophy, and the base separated: "I remember the teacher put it... here."

The two women looked at the photo on the base and smiled at each other. It was a photo of Isis with Rin and Tetsu sleeping under a tree when they were little.

[March 7th: Compared to her siblings, Ias is actually quite large!]

Alicia: What a touching scene!

[Ying: Family, let's type this in the chat together!]

"System: Everyone can go home after the prize draw. For the fans in the video, each of you will receive a brand new language module; the language is your choice."

[Lycahn: The same mechanical gauntlets as Lyosley... I feel like if you add a back armor, you could assemble a mechanical exoskeleton (=ω=；)]

[Ring: A pure gold carrot trophy... Wow, it's worth a lot of money!]

Chapter 189 Cows have sprouted in the ground, but why haven't any big mushrooms grown yet? (Third update)

"System: Here are some short Genshin Impact clips to help you relax. The first one is Valesha's."

"Cows have sprouted in the fields, but why haven't any big mushrooms grown yet?"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Qiong: It seems like Valesha is the only cow in Teyvat right now]

[Ying: Where can Valesa grow? I want to try planting her.]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Why are cows growing in the ground? Something's not right. Did someone bury them?]

In the Land of Wollongong, Ianshan, who discovered Valesa stealing food, confiscated her hamburger.

Ian Shan looked at the hamburger, which was taller than her, and was truly speechless. Stealing food and making it so conspicuous!

"Don't you dare eat it! Confiscated! Confiscated! Confiscated everything! (；?_?)"

As Valesa watched the hamburger recede into the distance, tears welled in her eyes.

"Does this mean I'll only be able to eat mushrooms from now on? (?ω? )"

As long as you don't give up, there are always more solutions than problems. Valesa went to her own land and started planting mushrooms:

"To prevent ourselves from lying on the floor after eating mushrooms, let's grow mushrooms!"

[Ying: Such a huge hamburger, I can only say it's no wonder it's Valesa (＠_＠;) ]

[Bell: I didn't expect Valesha to be so safety-conscious; she actually started growing mushrooms from scratch just to eat healthily.]

[Dream Seeker: But did she really just want to grow mushrooms?]

[Bai Lu: I have a feeling there's some conspiracy involved.]

After the mushrooms are planted, it's time to fertilize them. Valesa took out her black notebook to find the necessary information:

"We don't have any fertilizer at home to feed the mushrooms."

"Ah, I've got it!" Valesha acted immediately, placing the roast chicken and hamburgers next to the mushrooms, but still feeling something was missing:

"It seems... it still needs watering. I'll go get some water. (?_?)"

After Valesa left, she changed her clothes and cosplayed as a giant mushroom with bull horns. She popped out of the ground and knocked away the small mushrooms she had just planted.

Valesha looked at the delicious food in front of her, pretending to be a real mushroom, and began to enjoy it:

"Wow, is this the delicious food that humans have prepared for me? Then I won't be polite."

A gust of wind blew in, and Valesa, having finished her meal, left satisfied.

[March 7th: It seems like mushrooms don't need any special fertilizer, right?]

Kiana: Huh? So you grow mushrooms with fried chicken and cola?

[Captain: So the mushroom cows in Minecraft really exist (???)]

[Ju Fufu: By the way, aren't Valesha's horns supposed to grow on her own head? How did they end up on top of the mushroom?]

[Silver Wolf: How about automatic pinning to the top? (?????)]

Paimon: So that's how it can be done! Valesha is a genius!

[Ian Shane: What a fine example of embezzlement! (￣ω￣;)]

Soon, Valesha changed back into her previous clothes, returned with a bottle of cola, and frowned, looking at the little food left on the ground with a puzzled expression.

"Where are the mushrooms and other food I grew? Is there a thief in the vegetable garden? Then I don't need to water it anymore, I'll just drink it myself."

Not far away, Euron seemed to understand something after witnessing the whole thing.

Back in his vegetable garden, Orlan placed three plates of vegetables on the ground and stared at them intently, wondering when the giant mushroom would arrive.

Suddenly, the soil in front of the three dishes loosened, and Valesha's head popped out of the ground. She ate all three dishes in one go.

This outrageous scene overloaded Orloren's brain, and he asked in bewilderment:

"Cows have grown in the ground, but why haven't any big mushrooms grown yet?"

[Susanna: Valesha is putting on a good act, pretending to know nothing (?????)]

[Qingyi: That's right, thieves with horns really love these.]

[Furina: Olren next to her was stunned; he felt this would shock him for a whole year.]

[Qingque: Ouluoren's small head is burdened with too much knowledge that doesn't belong to him ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Paimon: Valesha is so skilled at burrowing; she leaves no trace when she comes and goes.]

[Cetalari: It's clear that Valesa's final attack overloaded Orloren; he needs a reboot.]

System: Same old rules, those who know, know.

[Valesha: A whole box of Boletus luridus... What kind of mushroom is that? It has to be thoroughly cooked before you can eat it. Is it even tasty?]

[Ian Shan: Boiling Sheep's barbell... looks pretty big, but it's not very heavy]

[Oulun: Random little cat bro from Plants vs. Zombies Fusion... Is this still a plant? It can actually launch coins and diamonds (＠_＠;) ]

"System: Let's take a look at the Six Gods' Familiars together for the rest of the time."

"Who the hell is your demon's servant?"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Ying: It's been so long since I've seen the Six Gods' familiars.]

[Bell: What is the relationship like between the gods of Teyvat and their retinue?]

[Captain: It's hard to describe, I can only say they're all very unique (=ω=；)]

At the summit of Mt. Okuzo, the six gods gathered to chat, mainly complaining about their own demonic servants.

Wendy, recalling her own Dwarf, helplessly shrugged:

"My demonic familiar is a dragon that talks all day long."

Zhongli thought of Ruotuo, who had been suppressed, and took a sip of tea from his cup:

"Mine is the same, it's 3000 years old and has reached the age of rebellion."

[Tvalin: Let's get down to business, Barbatos!]

[Wendy: See? I knew it! ╮( oωo )╭]

[Star: The Dragon King of Naga seems so fat!]

[Captain: Otherwise, why would it be called Fatty? (,,?ω?,,)]

Hearing that Zhongli and Wendy's familiars were also dragons, Frynn felt that she should get along well with them:

"What a coincidence, my demon god's familiar is also a dragon."

As soon as Funina finished speaking, she felt Vilette standing behind her, looking at her with a gloomy face, and she awkwardly left.

"Haha, I forgot I'm not the water god, goodbye ヾ('▽｀;)ゝ"

Yae no Miko pointed to the shadow beside her and happily introduced it to everyone:

"My demon familiar is a little kid who cries and throws tantrums if she can't get her sweets. (*^▽^*)"

When Shadow heard the Divine Child say that about her, she angrily transformed into a small pufferfish and stared at her, saying, "No way! (o｀ε'o)"

[Fukaros: The water god's retinue consists of pure water spirits, not Navelette.]

Billy: Navigette's aura is so strong.

[A-Quan: Fu Ningna is quick to follow her heart too.]

[Ying: Divine Child, are you trying to overthrow the Heavenly Gang?]

[Shadow: Yeah, who are you talking about crying and making a scene (?_?)]

[Kuei Nai-fen: They didn't even deny being family members, they really have a good relationship.]

Silver Wolf: I didn't cry or make a scene.

[Star: This is a keyword related to Silver Wolf, triggering the passive ability.]

Seeing that everyone was having a good time, Nasita summoned several of her familiars:

"My demonic servants are the Lannaros. (*^ω^*)"

As soon as the three Lannaros appeared, music automatically started playing:

After the other gods were introduced, it was Vulcan Mavica's turn. She closed her eyes and pointed to Shinonin behind her as she introduced him:

"Although Nata is the kingdom of dragons, my demonic servants are human."