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[Fischl: Next time I have the chance, I'll definitely play to my heart's content and exchange ideas with the magical girls.]

Theresa: There's no need to exchange experiences, I'm past that age of being a teenager.

[Vita: Is that so, Magical Girl TeRiRi (?????)]

Theresa: Don't go around bringing up other people's embarrassing past! (? ? ?? )

Kiana watched Fischl being dragged away and sighed, "Oh dear, how reckless! He's still just a child."

The captain turned to Kiana and retorted, "How dare you say that about her?"

Facing the captain's gaze, Kiana said matter-of-factly, "I haven't messed up and caused trouble for everyone in a long time."

Seeing that Kiana was selectively amnesiac, the captain directly revealed the reason why he brought her food:

"Who was it that called a few days ago yelling that if Mei didn't get any food, she'd run away from the film set herself...? (；!＿!)"

Kiana pretended to know nothing and asked in return, "Huh? Who is it?"

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Kiana, how dare you call someone a child (；!＿!)]

[Mei: Hehe, my little one]

[Jean: Fischl and Kiana seem to be about the same age.]

[Himeko Murata: Haven't caused any trouble in a while? Kiana seems quite proud of herself (OωO;)]

[Silver Wolf: Did Kiana change her clothes? She wasn't wearing her blindfold on her back just now.]

[Zhu Yuan: Oh, it was hanging on my clothes! No wonder I couldn't find it for so long]

After returning home, Kiana took off her work clothes and scattered them in the living room. Fu Hua saw this and complained:

"Kiana, why are you leaving your clothes all over the living room again? Oh my god... huh?"

"I remember... what was that line again?" Fu Hua saw an eye patch among a pile of clothes, picked it up, put it on, and mimicked Fischl's tone, saying:

"Day...day and night are illusions, yet the bonds of fate have once again brought you into my eternal night."

"Little Amy, you're here so soon..." The captain passing by upstairs heard the familiar chuunibyou (delusional) remark and assumed Fischl had arrived to play so quickly. He bent down to look downstairs and, upon seeing Fu Hua, prepared to leave, having already tried to avoid her at all costs:

"Ah...I don't know anything..."

[Treasure Hunt: How come even an old-fashioned person like me is acting like a chuunibyou when they put on an eye patch? Σ(???ノ)ノ]

[Sugar: So the eye mask was the real thing?]

[Hiluva: So chuunibyou is spread through blindfolds? I'll go find one for my bro to try out.]

[Ju Fufu: Captain saw Fu Hua's embarrassing past, looks like he's about to get a beating from Cun Jin O]

[Dream Seeker: Let's observe five seconds of silence for the captain... Okay, everyone can laugh all they want now (?????)]

"System: Everyone, draw your rewards! You can go home now."

[Captain: Decade Driver O Adaptive Version... Oh! Wait, why is there only a driver? Where are the cards?]

"System: Go find them yourself! You're a mature captain now, you need to be self-reliant. Why don't you use all those Valkyries? (￢_￢)"

[Yae Sakura: A bottle of Tina's hair conditioner...it works pretty well]

Theresa: The power of an evil female villain... I would never use this power, I'd rather give it to Mei, it'll even enhance her relationship with Kiana (??д??)

Kiana: Thank you, Auntie! Here's a Delicious Smart Eye Mask... It feels perfect for sleeping in.

[Fischl: Huihui's staff... I don't know if the way she uses magical artifacts will work on this.]

Chapter 198 Feng Jin: The Little Ika in the Supermarket? (First Update)

"System: This is a fanfiction by Honfalos, just look at it. (*σ'?`)σ"

"Feng Jin: The little Ika in the supermarket?"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Captain: Today's title is a bit outrageous ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Furina: Little Ika in the supermarket? Literal meaning]

[Zhe: It can't be a pun combined with a verb, can it?]

【Feng Jin: People can't, or at least shouldn't (OωO;)】

When Feng Jin saw Xing coming to find her, she happily introduced her friends to her:

"Grey Baby, this is my little Ika~ (∩▽∩)"

Xing looked at the little Ika in Feng Jin's arms and felt very curious:

"What an adorable little pony, just like a cloud. (﹡^o^﹡ )"

Speaking of horses and clouds, Xing suddenly remembered something and looked at Feng Jin curiously:

"Can you, my little horse, help me pay off my Alipay bill?"

Feng Jin hadn't expected Xing's question to be so abstract. She looked at Xing helplessly and explained:

It's not interested in money.

[Qiong: As expected of my older sister, her ideas are still too ahead of their time...(,,?ω?,,)]

Wendy: Great idea, Dvalin, how about you pay my drink bill for me (?????)

[Tvalin: Let's get down to business, Barbatos]

[Zhe: Nowadays, capitalists don't even spare horses.]

[Ai: How about I let Ai-chan go out and earn some money to help with the family expenses? Bronya's project team is short-staffed right now (,,?ω?,,)]

[Ai-chan: You're so toxic (?? д ??)!!!]

[Ring: Little Ika isn't interested in money, so that really is Jack Ma (,,?ω?,,)]

Since she can't pay back her Huabei (Alipay's credit service) debt, Xing plans to get a free pet:

"What an adorable little Ika! Can I ask it to have babies so I can take them home and raise them? (∩▽∩)"

Upon hearing Xing's request, Feng Jin frowned and explained:

"Humans and horses can't have children, right... (。o_o)"

Xing thought Feng Jin's words made sense, so she decided to change her target:

"Feng Jin is so cute, we could ask her to have a baby..."

Feng Jin knew what Xing was up to as soon as she heard it, and to stop her from continuing, Feng Jin directly refused:

"Can't!!"

[Ruan Mei: It should be okay if you accept my experiment, but a quarter of them will be centaurs]

[A-Quan: How come there are still life insurance companies involved? What an incredible hindsight analysis Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[Ring: Sister Xing, show some respect to Little Ika. Once it evolves, it'll be the Great Ivankov (?????)]

[Star: Actually, my main target is still Kaze Sumire, but she didn't wait for me to finish.]

[Feng Jin: If you actually say that, we're finished (；￣д￣)]

[Yuan Shang: Seriously, bro? This is Tai Chi Eight Desolations ∑(??д??)]

Inside the vortex of creation, Xing and Xiaodie recounted what had just happened:

"That's how I became a childless cat-loving woman."

Xia Die was curious about what kind of cat Xing would keep, and asked, "I see. Can I see your cat then?"

A few minutes later, Xing pointed at Sai Fei'er beside her and looked at Xia Die with a hearty smile.

Xia Die then realized that Xing had just said it literally:

"So he actually loved the catwoman?! (＞Д＜)"

[Qiong: Sis, all I can say is, you're amazing (?_?)]

[Dream Seeker: This Catwoman, huh? So, Star's secret identity is Bruce Wayne after all. (,,?ω?,,)]

[Hoshino: I also love catgirls, I really like Diona and Kira (?????)]

Bernice: So it was the Star Thief Cat! (⊙o⊙)

Aglaia had a bad feeling and decided to go to Xing's room to see what the two of them were doing:

"Sai Fei'er is with the Trail Blazers again. Why do I have such a bad feeling? ∑('△｀)?!"

Inside the room, Xing held two photos in her hand and asked Sai Feier:

"Two choices: with a horse or without a horse?"

After thinking it over carefully, Saifeier finally decided, "If I had to choose, I'd say Arima."

Xing's expression suddenly turned strange, as if she had thought of something.

"I still choose the no-horn option, because that way I can see the details of Feng Jin's body more clearly. /(//o/ω/o//)/"

[Ju Fufu: Aglaia's premonition was so accurate! Nothing good ever comes of those two being together.]

[March 7: Wait a minute, what's with all this talk about horses? These two seem to be having a serious conversation (；OдO)]

[Empty: Give me a high-definition, uncensored version, thank you (?????)]

[Three Kingdoms Kill player: Has the card but no horse (╥╯﹏╰╥)?]

[Shang Yang: Huh? It seems someone is at the Five Horses.]

[Captain: It's alright, keep cracking, we didn't say anything.]

[Hanabi: We're both adults, of course we want both!]

Upon entering, Aglaia heard such outrageous remarks and angrily roared at the two of them:

"What exactly did you two do to Feng Jin? (╬◣д◢)"

Seeing Aglaia so agitated, Saifeier explained the current situation:

"We're choosing which photo of Feng Jin looks better: the one holding little Ika or the one holding the magic staff?"