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[Zhe: Hagi Star, your face is just too despicable!]

[Funinga: Ah Xing, your way of repaying someone is quite unique, isn't it? Doesn't your face hurt? (?????)]

[Ying: You were all respectful when you were broke, but now that you're rich you call people names, huh? You're really something, Hagibis (,,?ω?,,)]

[Pam: You wretched star passenger, if you actually spit on the train, the conductor wouldn't mind letting you experience what it felt like on God Sunday! (。ì _ í。)]

[Star: I would never do that! o('^｀)o]

After verbally abusing everyone in the carriage, Xing pulled out a lottery ticket and proudly announced to the crowd, "Listen up! I won the lottery! I'm not serving you anymore! ╮(‵▽′)╭"

Upon seeing the lottery ticket in Xing's hand, Uncle Yang realized what was going on. He silently took out his own ticket and read the numbers aloud: "1 06 4 80 38 7".

Himeko quietly looked at Hoshino, wondering how she would react after learning the truth.

Hearing the string of numbers Uncle Yang mentioned, Xing stared in shock, dumbfounded: "Hey! You won too?"

[Qiong: How could my older sister possibly win the lottery? That's just wishful thinking—like winning 50 Star Jade for seven consecutive days.]

Theresa: I sensed something was wrong the moment the word "star" was uttered.

[Lucy: After all, the chances of two people who know each other winning the lottery at the same time are extremely low.]

[Hoshino: Himeko's emotions are quite stable. I strongly suspect that Uncle Yang performed this once before, and also drank her coffee. (?????)]

Uncle Yang sighed helplessly and explained the situation to Xing:

"Sigh... the company printed the wrong copies, thousands upon thousands of them, and now we all have one... (???‵‵)"

Since Uncle Yang had said so and even produced the same lottery ticket, Xing had no choice but to believe him.

After realizing she hadn't won, Xing's arrogance vanished, and she awkwardly reverted to her usual obedient and adorable self, quietly sitting next to Uncle Yang and waiting with him for the next victim.

"Oh, okay...! (；￣д￣)"

[Alice: Oh my god, the Pepsi incident in the Philippines! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Zhe: Xingjie, Pinocchio's shares are worth way more than lottery tickets, is it really necessary to get so worked up?]

[Shibao: You don't understand. Lottery is all about emotional value. Don't expect to get rich overnight. You'll lose more than you'll win ╮( oωo )╭]

[Sambo: Hagi Star, why are you sitting down, you pioneer lad? Show your arrogant and domineering attitude (?????)]

Xing had just sat down when March 7 arrived. Following the usual procedure, she gave Xing a big taunt with a smile, broke off the cane that Uncle Yang had just repaired, returned it, and finally flipped over the coffee that Himeko had just brewed.

Uncle Yang looked at the broken cane in his hand and sighed helplessly, "Sigh..."

[Ah Quan: It's the second time since March 7th, so it is.]

[Paimon: Uncle Yang's walking stick has really had a lot of trouble.]

[Imaginary Eden Star: Seriously, you keep breaking me, is that any kind of manners?]

[Yuma: I can't help but laugh when I think about what March 7th will do next (?????)]

Himeko: Ah... As long as the child is happy.

After the bullying process was over, it was March 7th's turn to introduce his idea of ​​rebelling against the Heavenly Gang:

"From now on, please call me the most invincible beautiful girl in the world (Billionaire version). (???)"

"I'm never cleaning the train again! I'm going to turn the entire train into my photo wall, and you'll all have to take care of it! As for you, Pioneer, you're only fit to wash my feet!"

Hearing March 7th say that, Xing felt energized again: "There's such a good thing?"

Seeing Xing's reaction, March 7 realized that he had underestimated Xing's level of perversion.

[Danheng: As expected, March 7th and Xing are both troublesome; they get carried away so easily.]

[Ying: Making Xing wash March 7th's feet, where is that punishment? It's clearly a reward for her!]

[Ling: Xing is too young, she can't handle this kind of punishment, let me do it (?﹃ ?)]

[Dream Seeker: Sure enough, LSPs always appear in groups]

March 7th proudly pulled out a stack of lottery tickets and boasted to everyone, "I have something to announce to you all: I won the lottery, and I bought a total of 30 tickets!"

Finally, the moment arrived. Xing and Uncle Yang pulled out their lottery tickets together, and the two read out the numbers in unison: "1 06 4 80 38 7".

[Mei: In March, 30 lottery tickets with identical numbers, didn't you suspect anything?]

[Nicole: Yeah, it's somewhat reasonable to believe one or two identical lottery tickets, but you actually believe 30 of them?]

[Himeko: Little March, I ordered a room full of Six Walnuts for you from the Interstellar Peace Company. Remember to drink it when you have time; it's good for your brain.]

March 7th looked at Uncle Yang and Xing with a puzzled expression: "So you guys won too?"

Uncle Yang explained the situation to March 7 again: "The company made a printing mistake and printed tens of thousands more copies. Now we each have one. The Trailblazers have already performed a demonstration."

After finding out he hadn't won the lottery on March 7th, he was so embarrassed he could practically dig a three-bedroom apartment out of his feet: "Oh..."

[Navia: Since everyone gets a lottery ticket, Himeko should have one too, right?]

[Captain: Do you think the reason Himeko is so calm and hasn't gotten angry is because she'll clash with Pam as soon as she gets back (?????)]

[Billy: Captain, what you're saying is quite possible.]

Himeko: You know too much. I hope you won't tell anyone. As a token of my appreciation, please have some coffee that I brewed myself.

Meanwhile, in a small room, Hanabi, the culprit behind everything, was still writing furiously, constantly creating new winning lottery tickets.

[Sangbo: As expected of Director Hua, this is really funny.]

[March 7th: Those despicable entertainment people, they even fooled pretty girls!]

[Uncle Yang: That despicable masked fool, he doesn't even spare middle-aged people!]

[Star: That wretched little brat, I must catch her and teach her a lesson with torture!]

[Qiong: Sis, why does everything seem off around you?!]

"System: Everyone can now participate in the lottery."

Himeko: A fully automatic coffee machine... I can use it to try out the new coffee beans.

March 7th: 30 lottery tickets that didn't win... garbage.

[Star: Passive Skill - Rebirth from the Ashes... Not bad, now those who can't kill me will make me stronger. If you do kill me, please bury me in the place with the most beautiful girls.]

[Pam: ...That's awesome! From now on, call me Pam Beyond!]

[Uncle Yang: I'm not smoking anymore. Seriously, this joke isn't going away, is it? What happened to the internet's supposed bad memory? ('-ι_-｀)]

Chapter 231 Kiana: Aunt Himeko... (Second Update)

"System: Let's see what interesting things happen when a Honkai Impact 3rd character goes to Honkai Ironclad."

"Found you, Mei!"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Captain: Are Honkai Impact 3rd characters going to Honkai Ironclad? I think they were going to do PvP before.]

[Rin: If I remember correctly, the original plan was for March 7th, who had eaten and slept well, to become Fu Hua after ten days of not eating or sleeping.]

[Hu Tao: Wait a minute, where did the fireworks come from?]

[Qiong: The planners don't know under what circumstances March 7 can defeat Fu Hua, so they can only use Hanabi as a substitute. Maybe March 7 has a glimmer of hope ╮( oωo )╭]

[Fireworks: Poor Fireworks is just a brick, moved wherever needed (罒ω罒)]

[March 7th: Don't make me sound weak, I'm still pretty strong!]

Deep within the Dream Reef of Pinocchio, Kiana stood up, still groggy:

"My head hurts so much... Where am I... I remember I was just on the moon..."

As soon as Kiana opened her eyes, she noticed Yomi standing there staring blankly at her. Excitedly, she rushed into his arms.

"Ah! Mei! Long time no see! Mei! I missed you so much! By the way, why are you here too, Mei?"

Charlotte: Shocking! A student woke up to find himself transported to another world.

[Huang Quan: No, sis, I don't even know you, why are you hugging me?]

[Captain: Kiana's explanation makes sense; Yomi's real name is indeed Mei, so...]

[Hotaru: In a sense, Yomi is also Mei from a parallel world]

Meanwhile, the real Mei behind Kiana was completely stunned as she watched Kiana throw herself into the arms of a woman who looked just like her.

Huang Quan didn't recognize Kiana and wasn't very good at dealing with such an enthusiastic person: "Calm down and listen to me (￣ω￣;)"

Kiana, not having listened carefully to what Yomi had just said, continued to ask, "Mei, did you change your hairstyle?"

Himeko Murata: It seems Kiana hasn't noticed Mei is right behind her at all.

[Rin: Mei's expression is so funny, it's like a boyfriend watching his girlfriend run off with someone else, and the worst part is that the person is a Stand that looks exactly like him (,,?ω?,,)]

[Yae no Miko: Now that Rin says it, it really does seem a bit like a female-oriented novel.]

[Fireworks: I love watching this, it's fun, give us more (?????)]

After regaining her senses, Mei immediately switched from Striker form to Herrscher of Thunder form and called out in Kiana's direction, "Kiana!"

After a flash of red light behind her, Kiana heard someone call her name and turned around in confusion to see who it was: "Hmm?"

As soon as Kiana turned around, Mei pulled her back and hugged her tightly. Then, glaring angrily at Yomi, she warned, "What are you going to do to Kiana! Stay away from her! (╬O皿O)"

Kiana looked happily at Mei, who was hugging her, then nervously looked at Yomi, whom she had just been hugging: "Eh? Mei! In that case, what's that over there... (；OдO)"

[Xingqiu: Mei meeting Huang Quan, does that count as me meeting myself?]

[A-Quan: The two are each other's counterparts, so I guess that counts.]

[Ai: The way Mei is holding Kiana really looks like a kitten guarding its food (?????)]

[Rin: It's obvious that Mei is very possessive.]

[Gold Sand: If Mei wants to fight Yomi, Herrscher of Thunder isn't enough; she'll need to use her Primal Form.]

In some unknown place, Black Swan and Aponia were together. She tried to call Huang Quan, but the phone kept ringing and no one answered.

[Star: The two of them standing together don't look out of place at all]

[Rin: The two of them together mean double the happiness! (﹃ ?)]