[Ling: If I remember correctly, we even complained about Master Yixuan committing insurance fraud back then.]

As soon as Yi Xuan approached the stall, he saw six large characters written on it.

Just as Yi Xuan was about to approach further, Ju Fufu suddenly stood up, pointed at her, and said:

"Hey, hey, hey, don't look around without a ticket! This is a 5A-level scenic spot, the ticket is 500! (。ì _ í。)σ"

When Yi Xuan heard that Ju Fufu was actually asking her for tickets, she pointed at her incredulously:

"Ju Fufu, you're asking me for tickets? Look closely, I'm your master! o((⊙﹏⊙))o"

[Xingqiu: As expected of Ju Fufu, he's incredibly dedicated. He wouldn't even let his own master see the show without a ticket.]

[Ju Fufu: That's normal. As a Tiger Lover, I have to buy a ticket to see tigers at the zoo ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[A-Quan: Is it possible that they charged you a ticket because they think you're a cute orange cat, not a cute tiger?]

[Ju Fufu: Impossible, absolutely impossible!]

[Yanqing: When Yixuan and Ju Fufu were talking, her body was shaking.]

[Sangbo: Judging from Yixuan's expression, she's probably annoyed by Ju Fufu (*σ'?`)σ]

Seeing that her master was getting anxious, Ju Fufu quickly walked to her side and, as if afraid of being discovered, lowered her voice and said:

“Hey, Master! I’m at work right now, I can’t give you special treatment. If all else fails, you can ask our boss, that little junior sister of yours, maybe she can help you get in through connections.”

Yi Xuan pointed excitedly at Ju Fufu, her body trembling uncontrollably: "Password~ B-B-B-!"

Left with no other choice, Yi Xuan went to find Ling, and the three of them ended up sitting together at the ticket counter.

[Ying: If Yixuan wants to use connections with Ling, her prerequisite might be that she uses connections first (?????)]

[Captain: I have a feeling what you're talking about isn't a legitimate backdoor (¬_¬)]

System: Rewards are being distributed! Everyone, participate in the lucky draw!

[Ju Fufu: (Piggy Hero) ...That's great! Another skill that really showcases my fierce tiger spirit (^ω^)]

[Yi Xuan: One Corviknight (Pokémon)... A decent flying mount]

[Ring: 10 encrypted master tapes... A free 10-pull, not bad]

"System: Here's a short video about Crash Iron to show you what real physical uninstallation is."

"Wow, it uninstalled it with one click!"

(Source: YouTuber)

Inside Qiong's collection room, a dark shadow flashed by. Liu Ying peeked out from beside the baseball bat display stand and scoffed:

"That idiot A-Qiong never let me touch his baseball bat, but I finally found it myself~"

In Liuying's imagination, she swings a baseball bat and says the line that Qiong often says: "Rules are meant to be broken."

[Kafka: I never knew our little firefly had the potential to be a chuunibyou (chuunibyou) girl (*^ω^*)]

[Captain: Why is this baseball bat stuck at an angle on the table?]

[Zhe: Maybe it's easier to get it this way ╮( oωo )╭]

After her fantasy ended, Firefly cautiously scanned her surroundings to make sure no one was watching before grabbing the baseball bat.

In reality, Qiong was half asleep when she felt her younger brother being grabbed. She immediately woke up and told Liuying to stop.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Yingbao, let go! (>Д<;)"

The sleeping firefly didn't hear anything. In her dream, she used all her strength to pull out the baseball bat that was stuck diagonally on the table.

[Rin: Was the firefly dreaming all along?]

Mei: Could the baseball bat she pulled out be one of Sora's? (°ー°〃)

[Ying: Judging from his grinning face, I'm sure of it (?????)]

[Qiong: I'll never sleep with Ying again ∑(??д??lll)]

In the dream, the firefly struggled intermittently, while in the present, Qiong's face contorted in pain, cold sweat pouring down her face: "Firefly, let go!!!"

After several attempts, the firefly in the dream finally pulled the baseball bat out; in reality, there was a "pop" sound, and although Qiong felt no pain, his expression was even more terrified: "It's over! (@@!!)"

[Fireworks: This is absolutely incredible! (⊙o⊙)]

[Vita: This has turned the sky into a star! (⊙?⊙)]

[Ahaha: Hahahaha, this is so much fun! ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ]

[Frinina: After waking up, Firefly found that she had a sister (*σ'?`)σ]

[Qiong: Impossible! I am invincible for two days, this is absolutely impossible...! (@@!!)]

[Passing AI Doctor: Brother, our robot's second brother is detachable and can have different functional components replaced.]

If you want, you can install drills and electric motors. If you don't like either of those, you can also install pistols and grenade launchers. How about considering modifying it into an intelligent life form?

System: Stop chatting, you can go home after the prize draw.

[Firefly: A weakened version of the Meditation Mudra... It can only be used once a month, which is still pretty good.]

[Qiong: ...This skill is too abstract. The size and species of the regenerated penis are random!]

Chapter 236 Wendy: How could I possibly come in when this is such an awkward situation! (First Update)

"System: In this episode of Genshin Impact fan art, let's take a look at what it would be like if most people in Teyvat were playing Genshin Impact."

"So they play Genshin Impact too!!"

(Source material from Genshin Impact Lunar New Year Event 2022)

[Captain: Playing games together is a great experience!]

[Paimon: It's a pity that we can only play games using the Void Terminal now. There aren't enough phones, and other people can't get a signal once they leave Sumeru, so they can't play at all ╮( oωo )╭]

[Danheng: This definitely affects the gaming experience.]

[Ring: Didn't Ningguang say before that she was having someone develop Liyue's own phone? If it's successful, everyone should be able to play it.]

In a luxurious manor in Liyue, Ying lay leisurely in her gazebo, playing a game, the sounds of her character unleashing skills occasionally emanating from her phone.

"Don't even think about escaping."

[Paimon: Luminous, are you cheating? Venti's Elemental Burst has no cooldown and doesn't need to be charged.]

[Luminous: What are you talking about? It's on, not off. Besides, as the Anemo Archon, it's perfectly reasonable for Venti to not need to charge his ultimate attack, right? (?oωo?)?]

Sora, wearing an apron, was diligently cleaning nearby. Hearing a familiar voice, she glanced in her sister's direction and saw her playing Genshin Impact.

"Heave-ho~ Heave-ho~ Heave-ho~ Heave-ho~... Ying, you've started playing Genshin Impact recently too? (⊙?⊙)"

Kiana: Am I just imagining things? The pants she's wearing look a bit like black stockings.

[Yuan Shang: Your Highness seems a bit lewd /(//o/ω/o//)/]

[Kong: Why are you blushing like a teapot?! (╬◣д◢)]

[Zhe: The way the flight attendant cleans the house reminds me so much of myself at home]

[March 7th: The wind slime on the wall, which is used for decoration, is shaking back and forth; it looks so fun.]

Ying glanced at Kong Hou while playing the game and told her brother why she got into it:

"Yeah, a friend recommended this place to me a few days ago, and it's quite fun!"

Wow! And she even helped me pull Venti, hehe~

[Qiong: Ying is playing Genshin Impact and embarking on her own journey, isn't that just "Playing with Yourself" (?????)]

[March 7th: That's normal. Aren't you also playing "Honkai Impact 3rd"? You're even stuck at a certain level in the Immortal Boat (;¬_¬)]

[Ying: As expected of the master, such white thighs and big breasts, it makes me want to bend over like an alternate version of myself (?﹃ ?)]

[Rin: Can I lick Ying-jie's feet? Hehehe (?﹃ ?)]

Sora: "Wenti? This character is really useful!"

Luminous: "Whether it's exploring the map, controlling the field and gathering enemies, or using it to coordinate with other characters, Venti is very suitable."

Wendy arrived at the manor gate and overheard Ying and Sora praising her in the game. She felt very happy and a blissful smile appeared on her face. o(*////ω ////*)q

[Silver Wolf: Venti was indeed very useful when Genshin Impact first came out, but now, he's not used much anymore... ╮( oωo )╭]

[Captain: Hearing the praise from Luminos and Sora, why is Barbatos showing such inexplicable confidence? The siblings were clearly praising Venti (?????)]

[Wendy: What are you saying? Praising Wendy is practically praising me! (^ω^)]

[Zhe: Wendy looks so cute, I suddenly feel like gender isn't an issue, and being a male wife isn't so bad (,,?ω?,,)]

Ying recalled what Wendy was like in real life and sighed, "But, our Wind God is a bit unreliable."

Sora agreed with her sister's statement: "Hmm...that's true!"

Upon hearing Ying say that she was unreliable, Wendy, who was eavesdropping at the door, immediately perked up, eager to hear how they would evaluate her later.

[Wendy: Bright, have you no manners? Most of the time, I'm pretty reliable, okay? ヾ('▽`;)ゝ]

[Captain: Are you sure? Mondstadt is a complete monarchy where everyone slacks off. You haven't even worked a single day! (?????)]

[Qiong: How dare the Wind God eavesdrop on a brother and sister's conversation (*'?`)σ]

Ying: "He's clearly a god, yet he slacks off all day and doesn't do any work."

Narrator: "First Blood. Wendy felt as if an arrow had pierced her heart, and blood trickled from the corner of her mouth."

[Barbara: If Lord Barbatos doesn't come back to work soon, we'll have to resort to that one trick.]

[Kaeya: Lord Barbatos, as long as you come back to work, you'll get two bottles of cider every day as your salary]

Wendy: Deal! ??(ˊωˋ*)??

Kong: "He spends all his time in bars and always looks drunk when we meet."

Narrator: "Double Kill! Two arrows!" Wendy's body trembled even more violently.

[Captain: I heard Venti is either drinking or on his way to drink!]

[Tvalin: Let's get down to business, Barbatos!]

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