"What kind of pava is this? (?? д ??)!!!"

[Bennett: I don't know why, but listening to this music gives me an urge to go back to Mondstadt and carry rice. (o'ω'o)?]

[Captain: How many floors do I have to carry a bag of rice up?]

A bag of rice has to be carried up to the second floor;

I gave too much rice;

I washed a bag of rice;

I washed so much mud off a bag of rice;

Red, thick, black, baby nest, wah mi lang;

I'll open a bag of rice for you first;

Upon seeing the shattered strawberry sundae on the ground, Teri Na guessed the situation: "Oh no! Joanna's weekly dessert time has been ruined, and her anger level has exceeded the threshold. When she gets really angry, she'll transform into the legendary Super Saiyan!"

Kiana felt there were too many flaws and didn't know which one to point out first: "Ah, this setting is truly classic! (;?_?)"

[Silver Wolf: The mechanic of stacking rage points to transform is not just classic, it's a masterpiece among masterpieces ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Empty: Yay! Yes, we're saved!]

【Treasure Hunt: Super Evolution! (,,?ω?,,)】

[Vivian: Um... what's the connection between the transformed Joanna and Kiana? She doesn't even have Kiana's most important white hair and ahoge anymore? (-_-)ゞ]

[Ying: The last thing they have in common seems to be that they are both girls ╮( oωo )╭]

Seeing that Gossna and Joanna seemed poised to unleash a powerful attack at any moment, Kiana was instantly horrified, her mouth agape enough to fit a watermelon: "Hey! Hey! Are those two planning to charge up their energy beams and clash? (?ò?ó ノ)ノ"

Terina was already used to this: "As you can see, today is another day of explosive endings. (oωo ?)"

Kiana was a little confused by Terina's words: "Huh! Why did you say 'again'!"

[Uncle Yang: Sigh~, the left side always loses in a matchup, except for that pig Dynamo.]

[Yuma: Joanna's current position is very unfavorable. It would be better if she could switch places with Gosna.]

[Kuki Shinobu: Judging from what Terina said, explosive things often happen here, so the danger level is quite high (;=ω=)]

[Theresa: Putting a bunch of Kianas together, it would be strange if nothing went wrong ╮( oωo )╭]

[Captain: That's right. Even with so many worlds, there are only a handful of reliable Kianas. You can count them on one hand. ('-ι_-`)]

When Gosna's breath and Joanna's Napa energy blast collided, a powerful energy shockwave erupted.

After a flash of white light, the entire tavern was reduced to ruins, and several Kianas were trapped under the rubble, screaming in agony: "Aaaaaaah!"

[A-Quan: Hahahaha, those Kianas are so pitiful (O▽O)σ]

【Floating Waves and Yuzu Leaves: That's right, those Kianas were hiding perfectly well in the tavern, and then the tavern inexplicably collapsed, trapping them all (,,?ω?,,)】

[Xingqiu: Sigh... these are all undeserved misfortunes]

[Xingqiu: I feel like I've got inspiration for the novel! The two supreme beings (Kiana) battled to the edge of the universe, shattering galaxies and obliterating even the Great Dao. Every gesture they made was like the beginning of the universe, a chaotic and surging chaos! (???)]

[Ying: As expected, the inn couldn't be saved after all. You should have been standing on the right when Joanna used her ultimate.]

[Tachibana Fukufu: Next time I suggest renaming it Scarlet Devil Mansion, maybe that way we can stay away from nuclear explosions (°ー°〃)]

Mei: The landlady is even working on restoring the inn, that's amazing! Such a wonderful place should definitely stay open forever! (∩△∩)

[Saifei: @Mei, to put it bluntly, even if you're craving those Kianas (;¬_¬)]

After the crisis was resolved, Mei, the proprietress, called Giorgio and Gosna to her and made them kneel on the ground to reflect on their mistakes.

Because of the immense workload of the repairs, Professor Nagi, with bandages wrapped around her head, approached Kiana for help: "So, could you please stay and lend us a hand? ( ̄ω ̄;)"

[A-Quan: I didn't expect Godzilla to have a human form. Those horns on her head look like she's reverted to her ancestral form. Could she transform into Demon Kiana? ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Ace: Her horns look just like Yamato's! Kaido has two daughters after all! ∑(??д??lll)]

[Rin: Even though Godzilla just turned back into Godzilla and is only wearing a bandage around her neck and shorts like the Hulk, she still looks so cute! (∩▽∩)]

[Ying: Looking at the bandage wrapped around her chest, I suddenly crave a big bowl of wide noodles. Please, Xiaogong! (,,o ?o,,)]

[Star: Hehehe, Uncle Ren! Let me help you change your bandages (★﹃ ★)]

Although Kiana didn't participate in the fight between the two, she was still seriously injured by the aftershocks. She had a cervical sphincter brace on her neck and her right hand was in a cast. Her head and nose were the least injured, and she only had two bandages on them.

Upon hearing Professor Kiana's request, Kiana felt a cold sweat break out: "No way! I almost lost my life just eating a meal. ∑(??д??lll)"

[March 7: Pfft~! Professor Nami is inside the collapsed inn with only a few bandages wrapped around her head, while Kiana is outside and has suffered so many injuries (?????)]

Kiana: Waaaaah... I just wanted to eat, why do I have to risk my life for it? (╥﹏╥)

Bennett: It's just bad luck, you get used to it. Even though I often get locked up by traps when exploring ruins, I still love adventure (=^▽^=) ]

Since there were no extra cervical spine fixation devices, Terina made do with a Forena Elizabethan collar for now.

After tending to her own injuries, Terina went to Kiana's side and comforted her, telling her not to worry:

"This kind of thing probably only happens once every three days. You'll get used to it, you'll get used to it. (T_T)\(^-^ )"

After hearing Terina's words of comfort, Kiana felt even more speechless; she truly couldn't stand being in this world any longer.

"Is this something I can just get used to? I've had enough of all this! (╥╯^╰╥)"

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Pfft~, Terina's Elizabethan collar is really eye-catching. (?????)]

[Lina: Hahahaha, Terina used it, what does Forena use? ( ̄y▽ ̄)~*]

[March 7th: What do you mean it happens every three days?! This is such a terrible thing, even once a month would be unbearable! ('⊙д⊙`)]

System: Alright, Kiana, get ready to draw the prize. Good luck!

Kiana: Rabbit Charm (Uses: 5/5, 10 minutes per use)...Great, I won't have to worry about it slipping when I buy the daily limited ice cream next time.

Chapter 266 Ten Thousand Enemies: I heard that water bath heating helps defrost! (Second Update)

"System: As we all know, March 7th was frozen after Onpharos opened the map. Let's see what Xing did to rescue March 7th."

"Aglaia: I'll come and thaw you two right away!"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Star: I tried many methods at the time, but none of them worked ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Captain: Indeed, six-phase ice is not something easy to deal with.]

[Ying: It's okay, I'll be back after the main storyline ends on March 7th]

[Zhe: You guys should just treat March 7th as a free refrigerator, right? Six-phase ice is cold enough, and you don't have to pay for electricity (,,?ω?,,)]

Xing brought a square block of ice into the damaged carriage, inside which was March 7th.

Because March 7th was frozen after approaching Onpharos, Xing wanted Aglaia and the others to help her think of a solution:

"This is my travel companion on the train. She's sick. Do you know what you can do?"

[Sino: March 7th was sick. Because the pronunciation of "sickness" is similar to "ice," it's said that ice was born on March 7th.]

[Ring: Sano, shut up (;?_? )]

[March 7th: When I was first frozen, there was only a thin layer of ice covering me, but now I'm completely frozen inside. And why is this ice block so square? (;¬_¬)]

[Ah Quan: Ah Xing did it. She said lying down took up too much space, so she pried you off the bed and put you in the mold, added some tap water, and then unmolded you into this shape ╮( oωo )╭]

After feeling the coolness of the ice, Aglaia comforted Xing, telling her not to give up:

"You can definitely melt even the hardest ice; you're such a sweetheart!"

Xing thought Aglaia meant "warm man" literally, and she smiled as she lay down on the six-phase ice, trying to melt it with her body heat.

"That makes sense! (=^▽^=)"

A second or two later, Dan Heng looked at the second perfectly square block of ice on the scene and complained:

"It doesn't seem like it will work. (→_→)"

[Ling: Hahahaha, March 7th turned into frozen lettuce, Xingjie's extensive physical contact with her directly turned into (?????)]

[Kaeya: Although Hoshino was frozen, she still had a smile on her face. She seemed to have passed away peacefully, without any pain. (∩△∩)]

[Bai Lu: Sigh~, not only did we fail to save March 7th, we now have one more person to thaw ╮( oωo )╭]

[Captain: You actually think you can melt six-phase ice with your body heat? Do you think you're Nanook? (;¬_¬)]

Wan Di went to the bathroom in the carriage, filled the bathtub with water, turned on the heating function, and poured in a whole bottle of hot red oil bath salts:

"I heard that heating in a water bath helps with defrosting! ('⊙ω⊙`)"

Xing felt that Wan Di's method was feasible, and after the water in the bathtub began to boil, she threw March 7th in directly:

"That makes sense! (>Д<)"

[Zhe: This pool of red oil, plus the March 7th festival in the ice, reminds me of deep-fried icicles (,,?ω?,,)]

[Mei: Luckily it was just a bath salt. If I had actually put such a big ice cube into the oil, it would have definitely exploded. It would have been very dangerous. ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[March 7th: Water baths do help thaw, but other people use cold or warm water. What the hell do you mean by throwing me directly into boiling water? (╬◣д◢)]

[Xiangling: Even if you successfully thaw it with boiling water, the heating will be uneven. Most likely, the outside will be cooked through on March 7th, but the inside will still be hard (;O_O)]

Dan Heng noticed that the six-phase ice in the hot water was not reacting at all, but the March 7th inside was starting to turn red. He then realized that something was wrong and told Xing to quickly pull the person out of the water.

"Are you trying to cook the seventh day of the third lunar month? Let's try a different approach!"

[Vita: Oh dear, some ingredients shouldn't be cooked for too long when eating hot pot, otherwise they won't taste good (,,?ω?,,)]

[March 7th: Waaaaah, I'm so touched! Teacher Danheng really knows how to care for me and how to get me out of there. (?ω? )]

Bai Er took out a black, unidentified object, held it high towards March 7th, and then began to play music:

"I've got it! Make your companion feel genuinely warm! (=^▽^=)"

Bai E's face emitted a dazzling white light in sync with the rhythm of the music, causing Ah Xing's tears to well up.

"It's so warm, I feel like I'm going to get sunburned, don't you think? March... (?ω? )"

Xing was about to check on March 7th when she turned around and discovered that while the ice had indeed melted, March 7th inside was gone.

Where are the seven people from March 7th? ('⊙ω⊙`)

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