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[Tail: Unbelievable!]

Seeing that Yuzu had produced the evidence herself, Ling had achieved her goal. She immediately pointed at Yuzu and decisively chose to report her to Zhu Yuan:

"Officer Zhu Yuan, did you see that? This person is committing fraud. (*'O?O`)╭?"

Then, Yuzuki blossomed again, and under the watchful eyes of Rin and Tetsu, she was pulled into the police car by Officer Zhu Yuan.

[March 7th: Ling's mood changed so fast! We were chatting just now, how did she suddenly report me! (?OдO)b]

[Paimon: No wonder he's the kind of person who extorts pocket money from his own dog every day, he's so despicable! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Ling: A gentleman takes revenge even after ten years; I, the legendary rope maker, never let revenge linger overnight. o('^｀)o]

Not long after, Zhu Yuan discovered that Youye's plan had been exposed before it could be put into action; after giving her a verbal reprimand, Youye was sent back again.

After Yuzuha inadvertently got her into trouble with the police station twice before, Rin's anger had dissipated, and she could now even joke around with Yuzuha with a smile.

"Host, host, your method is great, but it's too jail time. Do you have any methods that don't require going to jail? (∩?∩)"

As someone who enjoys having fun, Yuzuha is familiar with some popular internet memes and easily connected with Rin's train of thought:

"Yes, yes, there's definitely more than one way like this! (*^ω^*)"

[Hanabi: Oh dear, Yuzu has already been to the police station twice so soon! Does she really enjoy being lectured? (￣y▽￣)~*]

[Ying: Let me explain in more detail. A friend of mine wants to know (,,?ω?,,)]

[Mei: Rin seems to be smiling happily, as if she's already forgiven Yuzuha. Why is she being taken to the police station a third time?]

[March 7th: I don't know, but my sixth sense tells me it might be related to the wanted poster with Zhu Yuan.]

[Rin: You mean that pimping gang? Yuzu doesn't seem like the kind of pervert who would do something like that. And wasn't it supposed to be a male gang? Could it be that Yuzu has something like her brother's... ('⊙ω⊙`)]

Just as Youye finished speaking, she heard Zhu Yuan rustling as she took notes. She looked speechlessly at the two people in front of her.

"You're not going to arrest me again, are you? (=ω=；)"

Ling knew what Youye was worried about, so she specially used her older brother as a guarantor:

"I swear on my brother's virginity, I will never lie to you again! (∩△∩)"

[Ahaha: Hahaha, she got tricked twice already, this little pomelo leaf is such a loser! ╭? (*≧▽≦) ╭?]

Zhe: My dear sister, how could you use my virginity as collateral? I didn't even know I'd ever had that thing.

You can't use something that doesn't exist as collateral, so let's use your own. (。O`?'O)】

[Empty: I don't know whether to praise your clear understanding or criticize you (；￢_￢)]

Yuzuha thought that since Ling had used her brother as a guarantor, there shouldn't be any problems, so she temporarily lowered her guard:

"I'll trust you this once."

Upon hearing that Yuzuha had chosen to believe her, Rin smiled and nodded repeatedly, afraid that Yuzuha might misunderstand her.

"Mmm! (=^▽^=)"

At this moment, not far behind Ling, Zhu Yuan remained silent, simply recording everything.

Chapter 279 Zhe: Poor Teacher Danheng's reputation is ruined (First update)

Yuzuha happily shared her experience of running the "Strange Food House" with Rin:

"The most important thing in doing business is storytelling, it's all about hype. (*^ω^*)"

Ling thought Yuzuha's words made a lot of sense, and nodded repeatedly in agreement, looking forward to it:

"Hmm, like what? (⊙?⊙)"

[Shibao: Youye is right. To grow a business, you can't do without hype. The reason I couldn't sell my red iris eggs before was definitely because I lacked a good story. (≧ω≦)/]

[Sambo: It doesn't necessarily have to have a story. As long as it's related to love, there aren't many things that won't sell. (*σ'?`)σ]

[Nicole: Great idea! It was really popular before, we can make one, it'll definitely sell out, since we're going to wear it after all (,,$ω$,,)]

[Dolly: We can also sell some water park tickets at the same time, and earn even more Mora! (???)]

Yuye recalled her previous successful cases and said happily:

"Last time, I took Masato to see Pan Yinhu and suggested they form a group to debut, and sure enough, they attracted a lot of fans! (=^▽^=)"

After hearing Yuzuha say that she had attracted many fans, Rin asked curiously:

"Oh? You must have attracted a lot of female fans! (???)"

Fine beads of sweat appeared on Youye's forehead. He stammered, unsure of where to begin:

"Uh—(￣ω￣;)"

[Ju Fufu: My junior apprentice Yinhu and Zhendou have debuted as a group, what should their group name be?]

[Paimon: Officer Zhu Yuan's wanted poster looks pretty good (∩▽∩)]

[Star: The two of them using this name seem to have a lot of bromance. I hope they don't get arrested by Officer Zhu Yuan for having the same name again ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Captain: Didn't Yuzuha say she attracted quite a few fans? Why does Rin become speechless when female fans are mentioned? Could it be that she doesn't have any? (?????)]

Looking at Yuzuha's expression, Rin thought of a ridiculous possibility, and her voice lowered considerably:

"Could it be a male fan? (＾ω＾)"

Yu Ye smiled awkwardly, offering no reply to Ling's question; at that moment, silence spoke volumes.

"Uh—(=?=；)"

[Funinga: I'm neither a female fan nor a male fan, so what kind of fan am I (o'ω'o)?]

[March 7th: Both of them are Greek, does that mean their fans are all Frye fans? (；!＿!)]

Maranie: I feel like things are taking a strange turn (◎_◎;)

Ling recalled the wanted poster she had seen at Zhu Yuan's place, and an ominous premonition arose within her. Her smiling face gradually darkened, and her forehead fell into a gloomy expression.

"They can't all be Fu Rui fans, right? (???；)"

Yuzuha was surprised that Rin had guessed the truth, and gave an awkward laugh:

"Hehe, you guessed right! ヾ('▽｀;)ゝ"

[Sora: Yuzuha, what exactly did you make Masato and Han Yinhu perform? Why did they attract so many Fu Rui fans?! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Yuzu Leaf: It's nothing much, just that one person performed in an alley while the other solicited audiences on the street. I don't know how it developed into this. Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[Ah Quan: This arrangement of yours doesn't seem right at all, it's like those pimps (?_?；)]

[Amber: Could the three of you be the deranged gang on the wanted list?!]

Ling hoped she was overthinking things and quickly asked Youye what the name of Pan Yinhu and his group was:

"They won't scream, will they?"

Yuzu looked at her in shock after hearing the name Rin said:

"Huh? How did you know? (@_@;)"

Finally, Yu Ye was taken away by Officer Zhu Yuan for the third time. Ling and Zhe stood there blankly, watching her departing figure.

[Funinga: Hahahaha, it turns out the criminal gang really is those three! Their business failed before it even got started. (*σ'?`)σ]

[Fireworks: Let's congratulate Little Yuzu for achieving the achievement---Three visits to the Police Station (?????)]

"System: Everyone, you can start the lottery now. Good luck!"

[Ling: A jade pendant for attracting wealth... I want to attract wealth, but I don't want to be a loser, so I'll give it to someone else.]

[Yuzu: A forgiveness hat... No matter what I do, as long as I put that hat on the other person, they'll be forced to forgive me... I've got a fun idea, I'm going to find Alice now! (???)]

[Zhu Yuan: A set of Tru Armor... Not bad equipment. Let's find someone to research it and see if we can replicate it.]

"System: As we all know, Onpharos is a local area network and cannot communicate with people outside, so how will Star relieve its loneliness (?????)"

"I want to try all the must-eat foods on the Onphalos list!"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Tibo: Does Onphalos have a must-eat list? How come we didn't know?]

[Ying: Yes, of course we do! Aren't you just a dish? (?????)]

[Ling: And also Xia Die, Aglaia, Feng Jin, Sai Fei Er... (?﹃ ?)]

[Dream Seeker: There's also Heather and Xilian, but unfortunately they haven't been added to the gacha pool yet ╮( oωo )╭]

Because the Gate Titans' abilities are well-suited for logistics, Tibo, Tian, ​​and Tinin became the professional messengers of Onpharos.

After the package arrived, Tibo looked at Xingchao's super long and narcissistic online name and felt a little embarrassed:

"Hello! This is Tibo, the top messenger from Januspolis. Are you the super, super, super beautiful extraterrestrial visitor, Ms. Galactic Baseball Man? ( ∩?∩ ; ) "

Xing, hands on her hips, exclaimed triumphantly, "Ah, it's me! It's me! <(=^▽^=)>"

[Captain: Tibo and the others are in charge of delivering packages, so it's a good fit for their profession.]

[Qiong: As expected of my older sister, your username is anything but modest! ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Ying: Although Xing is indeed a bit of a jerk, her looks are undeniably stunning.]

[Ring: That sounds familiar...it seems so.]

Tibo pointed to the large package on the ground marked "Fragile" and asked Xing for confirmation:

"Excuse me, this, uh, the statue? Did you buy it?"

Xing stammered, unsure how to explain, when suddenly an idea struck her, and she directly applied the universal formula:

"Huh? Um... Ah, this... I have a friend... (∩△∩)"

[March 7th: What did Xing buy? Why won't she admit it?]

[Ling: Judging from Xing's tense look, it's probably not something serious ╮( oωo )╭]

[Dream Seeker: Sure enough, this excuse is universal, no matter the world ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Ying: Hahahaha, you don't have a friend, do you? (*σ'?`)σ]

Because the package required a signature from the recipient, Tibo looked at Xing curiously and asked: