Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

Catherine: "There seems to be a bright light in the sky, it's Xiaogong!? Xiaogong is flying on a giant firework!"

[Captain: What a Tao Baibai-style entrance! Xiao Gong didn't just imitate, she surpassed it ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Billy: They fly using pillars, but Yoomiya uses giant fireworks. If she doesn't control it properly, she'll reach the other side of life. ╮( oωo )╭]

[Yomiya: Yoomiya in her Destruction form makes her appearance.]

Xiao Gong stood atop a giant firework, hands on his hips, a smug smile playing on his lips, pointing towards the finish line not far away:

"Hehe, this is my secret weapon! (=^▽^=)"

The words had barely left her lips when the fireworks began to swoop down. Xiao Gong, who had lost her footing, quickly spread her arms and clung tightly to the fireworks, afraid of being thrown off.

"I can't control myself anymore! (?o ﹏ o? )"

[Star: Is Yonomiya possessed by Prisoner? How could the plane crash so quickly! ∑(??д??lll)]

[Yuma: When I saw the fireworks of Yoi-miya swooping down, I thought it was an intercontinental ballistic missile (=ω=；)]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: I suggest revoking the fireworks driving license of the Night Palace character. Those who failed the driving test (specifically the third stage) need to retake it to drive fireworks into the sky (?????)]

[Nassida: I feel like you're just trying to drag others down with you because Kevin suspended your driver's license again (；￣д￣)]

Seeing the approaching Yoomiya, Ayaka Kamisato and Miko Yae turned around in terror and said in unison:

"Don't come any closer!!!! ∑(??д??lll)"×2

However, the two had no time to dodge. After the fireworks hit them, the destroyed car emitted a dazzling white light, and a series of elemental reactions followed.

[Wendy: The three of them colliding together is like a high-frequency element reactor! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[Uncle Yang: In just a few seconds, there were 5 overloads, 5 evaporations, 5 electrocutions, 6 superconductivity events, 3 freezing events, and 6 periods of moisture. (?OдO)b]

[Theresa: Isn't something wrong? None of the three of them have water element, so why are they hanging in a damp state?]

[Abi: Ayaka's car is a modified wave boat, it can spray water! ╮( oωo )╭]

Catherine: "Due to the accident that just happened, the Traveler is the only player who can continue the competition."

Ying arrived in front of the stone wall, gritted her teeth and rushed up, successfully creating a neat, human-shaped hole that fit her body perfectly.

Ying rubbed her dizzy head and continued on with Paimon. The two leisurely pedaled their bicycles, passing by the elemental reactor at the scene of the car accident in Xiaogong, and soon they arrived at their destination!

[Ahaha: Hahahaha, five people participated in the competition, only one survivor remained, and he won the championship with tears in his eyes (,,?ω?,,)]

[Ginitch: What a tough girl! Ying actually managed to smash a perfectly tight cut into such a thick wall.]

Kiana: Pfft, Ying, does your face hurt? (￣y▽￣)~*

[Ying: Running fast doesn't guarantee victory; avoiding stumbles is the key to success. 8848 Titanium Bicycle (,,?ω?,,)]

Chapter 289 Kiana: Is Auntie going to act in "Robinson Crusoe"? (First Update)

Catherine: "Despite the many difficulties, let's congratulate the Traveler on winning the first Hill Cry Competition!"

The enthusiastic applause from the audience startled Zaoyou, who was fast asleep on the table. She groggily raised her head, her bewildered eyes slowly opening, and asked softly with a hint of confusion:

"Has the match started yet? (o'ω'o)?"

After finishing his tea, Zhongli commented to Ying and Paimon, "This trip was worthwhile."

[Ying: I was able to win the championship only because of my lovely opponents! (=^▽^=)]

[Hanabi: You're absolutely right. You have to thank Yoomiya. If it weren't for her quadra kill, it wouldn't have been easy for you to win the championship (,,?ω?,,)]

[Floating Wave Yuzu Leaf: In this match, Yonomiya won MVP, and Ying's rating of 3.0 is just a case of someone getting carried to victory (?????)]

[Susana: Wait, weren't there only five players? How did Xiaogong manage a quadra kill?]

[Frinina: No wonder she's the MVP! A casually dropped firework finished off Arataki Ichito, and then she rode a giant firework to the finish line, taking down Miko and Ayaka together.]

Standing on the podium, Ying watched as Dawei Qiu handed her a bright green cabbage and immediately stepped off the stage, feeling completely bewildered: "Huh?"

Paimon remembered that there were quite a few participants, but only he and Ying were on the podium. He asked in confusion, "By the way, where are the other participants? Why haven't they returned yet?"

On the main screen of the venue, the scene of the elemental reactor was still playing. Ayaka, Miko, and Yomiya had just escaped from that dangerous pile of ruins and were running frantically in the opposite direction.

Sure enough, the three of them hadn't run far when the fireworks in the ruins exploded, forming several large characters in the sky. Such a beautiful scene made Mona, who had been eating since morning, stop eating.

Giovanni: After all that effort to win the competition, the prize is just a regular cabbage? ((???|||))

[Paimon: Don't talk nonsense! What cabbage? That's a bok choy that contains pure grass elemental energy!]

[Captain: I feel this prize suits Ai-chan perfectly. If there's a next time, I'll let her sign up for the competition too (；￢_￢)]

[Hu Tao: Wang Sheng Tang has already visited the other contestants, Paimon, don't worry. (=^▽^=)]

[Billy: Of the three of them, only Yoomiya's running posture was the most normal. Ayaka's Miko's was hilarious. (*σ'?`)σ]

[Sora: Hahahaha, Ayaka, where's your underground escape technique?! (,,?ω?,,)]

[Pine Sparrow: Running in the sunset is my lost youth. (?????)]

"System: Everyone can now start drawing rewards. Good luck!"

[Zhongli: Ten catties of Wisdom Tea (made from the Wisdom Grass from Slow Sheep's head)... This tea not only refreshes the mind but also treats wear and tear; the effect is quite good (drinking tea JPG).]

[Captain: After all, it's true, nothing we say will be useless]

[Video: A bottle of authentic freshly squeezed coconut goat milk...it's actually hot milk! It tastes sweet and has a wonderful milky flavor! (???)]

My God, are there any coconut sheep in Teyvat? I want to catch one and keep it so I can drink from it often! ?(=^▽^=)?】

[Gan Yu: Ah! No...no! /(//o/ω/o//)/]

[Divine Child: Ah Ying, no way, Liyue won't allow you to capture her (￣y▽￣)~*]

"System: You may have all seen the movie 'Desert Island Survival.' Although I don't know what the most outrageous thing you can find on a desert island is in your mind, this fan-made creation will definitely subvert your imagination."

"A Desert Island Adventure"

(Source: Honkai Impact 3rd Year-End Greeting)

[Captain: Wilderness survival, huh? There were two of these in one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.]

[Yuzhen: The Hungry Knight Lord Ed - Following Lord Ed, you'll go hungry nine times in three days. The only way to get a full meal is to get good sleep]

[Tinari: Bear Grylls, the Devourer – You can eat it even without its head, it's crunchy and tastes like chicken! (=^▽^=)]

[Star: It's just wilderness survival, how outrageous can it be? Does someone expect to find a Star God fragment and become a Commander directly? ╮( oωo )╭]

[Aha: This is hilarious! These are just scraps, Aha has plenty. I'm going to throw away my old nail clippings now (???)]

On a sun-drenched beach, a disheveled Theresa, holding a phone with barely any battery left, records her life on the deserted island:

"Today is my fifth day stranded on this deserted island. I've already eaten all the food I found. ╮(︶o︶)╭"

"Let's go back to the beach today and see if we can find anything."

[Furina: That opening line sounds so familiar, is that you, Ed Stafford? (⊙o⊙)]

Kiana: Is Auntie going to act in "Robinson Crusoe"? (°ー°〃)

[Zhe: Theresa's phone is amazing! It hasn't been charged for five days, and it still has one bar left!]

[Sangbo: As we all know, the last bar of battery in an electronic product is often the longest-lasting. The cheap, knock-off phone I got as a free gift with a prepaid phone plan lasted a full two hours before shutting down! (,,?ω?,,)]

Theresa continued along the beach, and then something seemed to catch her eye and lift her spirits:

"Hey? There seems to be something behind that rock over there. (⊙o⊙)"

Theresa leaned closer to where she had just seen it, reached inside and pulled out a white creature the size of a fist, exclaiming with delight:

"Oh, a crab! It's a crab! This one is so big, it should last us a long time. I can't believe my luck is so good today! (⊙?⊙)"

[Ju Fufu: Theresa is so lucky! She found it so quickly!]

[Danheng: Is that thing she caught the Heart Claw of a Tide-class Honkai Beast? Are you sure it's edible?]

[Captain: Theresa carries Vishnu's genes, so eating a Honkai Beast shouldn't be a problem for her ╮( oωo )╭]

[Ying: If Theresa is really too hungry, I can lend you Paimon temporarily. I've fattened her up nicely, so if she takes a bite when she's hungry, it should last her a long time (*σ'?`)σ]

[Paimon: Paimon can't be eaten! (▼皿▼#)]

Theresa was happily sharing her joy with the camera when she suddenly caught a glimpse of what appeared to be green behind her on the screen. She quickly zoomed in, and after seeing what it was, she excitedly exclaimed:

"Maybe we should explore the neighborhood more; we might find even more delicious food."

Hey! Those green things on the beach over there are... bitter melons! They're bitter melons! A whole patch of bitter melons has grown on the beach! With these bitter melons, we can have bitter melon juice to drink.

[Funinga: Why are there so many bitter melons on the beach?]

[Qiong: And they're all so fresh, isn't that a bit too much of a coincidence? You agree, Bishop Otto? (；￢_￢)]

Kiana: These aren't bitter melons, they're period traps ╭?( ￣ ▽￣)╭?

[Kevin: Oh dear, is that green patch actually bitter melon? I didn't see it clearly at first, I thought it was Otto's hat (,,?ω?,,)]

[Rin: Seriously? She believed it so easily? Didn't Theresa have any doubts at all? (；￣д￣)]

[Ying: Just as I thought, there are no wrong nicknames, only wrong names. Derek the Silly truly lives up to her name!]

Chapter 290 Judas: Waaaaah, Theresa, my transmitter, I've missed you so much! (Second update)

Having just finished picking up a large basket of bitter melons scattered on the beach, Theresa noticed a square object next to a boulder in front of her and exclaimed in surprise:

"Hey, there seems to be something else over there!"

As she approached, Theresa immediately recognized the convenience store refrigerator. She opened the door, took out a drink, and was moved to tears.

"Oh my god, a refrigerator! There's a refrigerator on the beach, and it even has soda and stamina potions inside! (???)"

"And it was even chilled! Nature is truly amazing. (???)"

[Gui Naifen: Family, look what I found on this desert island! It's a wild refrigerator!]

[Floating Waves and Pomelo Leaves: Wake up, owner of the refrigerator!]

[Zhu Yuan: Is it really reasonable for a refrigerator to appear on a deserted island's beach?]

[Otto: Maybe this is an island in Dubai, so it makes perfect sense ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Paimon: How could Theresa only discover something this big five days later?!]