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[Aha: Hahaha, only those who survive deserve to drink water? How interesting! (?????)]

Sora was deeply moved by the way Ineff completed her mission, and said with tears in her eyes:

"Even so, you still want to complete this entry? Hagi, you bastard... (?ω? )"

Seeing Kong's exaggerated reaction, Aino proudly held her head high:

"Yes, I installed a nuclear fission module in her. (⊙?⊙)"

[Zhe: The contamination level in the small ward is so high, even the air is affected! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Captain: Honkai energy can do anything. JPG]

[Silver Wolf: Congratulations, Ainuo, you obtained it from the villagers.]

After Aino uttered the module's name, the world fell silent for a moment. Ying silently turned to look at her and asked in a low voice:

Is this for home use? (O?O)

Aino confidently declared, "This is the strongest! (⊙?⊙)"

Kiana: So, that's what you're emphasizing! (⊙o⊙)

Alice: Doraemon's childcare robot can easily pull out something like this.

Aino just installed a nuclear fission module for Ineff here; of course, it can be used at home. ╭?( O▽O)╭?】

[Floating Waves and Yuzu Leaf: Besides, even at home, you should still pay attention to security measures! (,,?ω?,,)]

Chapter 310 Thunder Movie: Sorry, Condom Elf!

As their conversation grew increasingly absurd, Sora decided to slip away early. His voice trembled as he spoke to Ying:

"Ahem, Ying, the young master asked me to block the bridge, I'll be going now. (O?O)"

Ying: "Bring two sweet flower-stuffed chickens when you come back."

Kong chuckled twice, immediately activated the teleportation anchor, and disappeared from the spot: "Haha! (∩▽∩)"

[Nicole: Here's a little tip: before you try to block the bridge on Uluru, go farm Varian and save up some Mu. @Empty]

[Dartaria: This time it's not Delta Force. The pigeons in Mondstadt have respawned, hurry! Xiangling will wipe them all out if you're late! (；OдO)]

[Timmy: Waaaaah, you guys are so mean! (?ω? )]

[March 7th: When we come back from the empty bridge, let's bring two Teyvat fried eggs. I feel like Luminous and Aino might accidentally kill themselves (；￣д￣)]

Looking at Ineff and Vercitta before her, a flash of inspiration struck Ying, reminding her of a classic test question:

"Ineff, if your rocket ship could shut itself down, would you be considered strong or weak? ( ￣▽￣)σ"

Aino confidently stated that these were all minor issues, and Inev would certainly be able to handle them easily:

"This kind of low-intensity collision test is no challenge for her."

[Danheng: This is a classic contradiction problem, and it will most likely put Ineff in a paradoxical situation. The CPU might burn out.]

[Ineff: Aino, you don't need to trust me so much. This is really too difficult for me (；?_?)]

Upon hearing Ying's question, Ineff suddenly reached out and grabbed Vercitta's square head, shaking it violently until the mechanical parts inside almost fell apart.

Ineff's emotions grew increasingly agitated, and she couldn't help but complain to Vercita:

"My partner and I are like siblings, we would never hurt each other, right, baby? Baby, why aren't you saying anything? Are you deaf? Okay, you really don't have ears. Ah! Ah! Ah! Baby, you're a little ugly!"

[Billy: Pfft~, that's right, I feel like Inef is shaking the parts in Vercitta's brain to a pulp. ╭?( O▽O)╭?]

[Fire: Ah~, I'm out, thank you Inef! o(*////▽////*)q]

[Rin: No, what did you just do? Something just popped out! ∑(??д??lll)]

[Captain: Seriously, buddy? This is insane! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[Velchita: How dare you! I didn't even mind that you're a bot, and you dare to say I'm ugly! (╬◣д◢)]

Vercita calmly gazed at Inev, but when she heard Inev complain about her ugliness, she finally lost her temper, slamming Inev to the ground with her headbutt and then taking off into the air.

"Man!!"

Ineff lay quietly on the ground, pondering life. She couldn't understand why Vercita had attacked her.

"Aino, I'm a little dead. (⊙_⊙)"

Aino: "It seems the artificial intelligence module needs some adjustments."

[Zhe: Pfft~, what happened to the agreement? Why is Ineff triggering the hit sound effect again? ( ￣▽￣)σ]

[Paimon: I feel like Ineff suddenly turned into (oωo ?)]

[A-Quan: This test was out of 10, and I can only give Ineff an 8.6 because she already has a 1.4. ╮(‵▽′)╭]

Ying pointed to Vercitta, whose face was clearly flushed red behind her, and looked at Aino curiously:

"So what is it going to do? (⊙?⊙)"

Thinking back to the test question Ying had given Ineff, Aino guessed, "Go to the vaporization leadership. ╮( oωo )╭"

As expected, after Vercita took off, the attack targets automatically locked onto Ray Movie and Aikofi – after all, one was the leader of Inazuma City, and the other was the head chef of Fontaine.

Upon seeing the red fist on Vercitta's screen, Aikofi and Ray turned tail and ran again.

[Gui Naifen: The images on the screen have all turned into red fists. It seems Vercitta is really angry and needs to vent. (⊙o⊙)]

[Himeko Murata: Of the four people present, it seems only two are leaders, so if Vercitta's target for vaporization isn't Kage, it's either Aiko. (°ー°〃)]

[Velchita: Only children make choices, I want them all (Ao Bai's voice) (╬◣?◢)]

Grace: What an adorable little robot! I really want to take it home, take it apart, and study it carefully. (﹃ ?)

[Velchita: Don't run! Charge at me! Aikelfi, Lei Movie, where's your courage?! (╬◣д◢)]

Aikefei was so frightened that tears streamed down her face. While desperately running away, she muttered a complaint about the terrible movie ahead:

"Look, the kitchen gloves evolved overnight into robots to avoid carrying your food! (?ω? )"

Lei Movie once again believed Aikofi's imagination and issued a sincere apology to Vercita:

"Sorry, Condom Fairy! (?ω? )"

In the end, Vercita successfully hit both of them, dealing a series of extremely high damage, which caused the planet beneath their feet to explode.

Damage value: 1145.14 positive (1 positive = 1040 billion)

[March 7th: Running for their lives twice in one day, Aiko and the others are truly innocent victims. ╮( oωo )╭]

[Yae no Miko: Hehe, this glove is too intelligent. To avoid having to serve dishes, it actually evolved into a robot and turned the tables on Ayane. A uniquely clever thought process like Aiko's is perfect for working at our Yae-do. (￣y▽￣)~*]

[Aiyi: Aying, do you want to hear what you're saying?! What kind of elf? (?? д ??)!!!]

[Thunderous Movie: The spatula is squeaking, the gloves are squeaking, no problem. (-_-)ゞ]

[Ring: Vercitta's damage is so high! Kiana's stats are so useful! (*σ'?`)σ]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: Which Kiana are you talking about? (；?_?)]

The moment the planet shattered, a huge, semi-transparent phantom of Suzu appeared in mid-air: "Kiana's... (⊙?⊙)"

Ying, with bandages wrapped around her head and dark circles under her eyes from the impact, finally managed to crawl out of the pile of rubble: "Little Aino, next time don't just pick up random nuclear fission modules from the roadside and install them on Ineff, understand! o(╥﹏╥)o"

Lying on the ground, Xiao Aino was already exhausted and could only weakly reply, "Okay!"

Perhaps Ineff's search engine wasn't completely shut down, because while treating Aino, she couldn't help but utter that classic line:

"Rise, my Aino!"

[Star: Having formulas makes solving problems so fast. ( ￣▽￣)σ]

Paimon: Kiana's house has everything! ('⊙ω⊙`)

Nicole: If you don't want it, I will! So where can I find the nuclear fission module? (???)

Kiana: I feel like if Sora doesn't buy the Sweet Flower Chicken soon, Aino and the other two might not be able to hold on and might have to switch to Teyvat omelets. (；?_?)

[Danheng: Although Ineff's healing frequency is quite fast, her healing output is too low. (=ω=；)]

[Furina: This healing amount is all from the 'full', it feels like it doesn't even reduce the damage from Aino's bleeding status. (；!＿!)]

[Zhe: Good grief, little Ainuo is sacrificed, and Ineffe transforms into the God-King Tang, huh? (ΩДΩ)!]

System: Enough with the chit-chat, it's time for the lottery! Good luck everyone!

Chapter 311 Jiaoqiu: How about we have some dessert instead? (=ω=；)

[Ineff: Kamen Rider Belt - Ark Scorpion (Optimized Version)... Aino might like this; it's a good opportunity for her to study it.]

[Aino: Max level Golden Spirit Power (Piggy Hero)... Awesome! Now I can make parts myself, and even scrapped parts can be reused! (=^▽^=)]

[Thunder Movie: The Legacy of the Ice and Fire Chef (Full Version)... With this, plus the guidance of Xiangling and Aikofi, I refuse to believe I can't cook delicious food! (。ì _ í。)]

[Aikefei: The Ice Jade Emperor Scorpion Torso Soul Bone (Huo Yuhao)... automatically fused with my body, and it seems to have gained two more powerful skills! (⊙o⊙)]

[Ying: Eating speed increased by 300%, and 3 seconds of invincibility after eating... Looks like I'll need to keep more food in my bag from now on, so even if I can't beat them, I can still wear them down.]

[Empty: The Mondstadt pigeons are refreshing the calendar... not bad, I can go hunt them as soon as possible now. ╭?( ￣ ▽￣)╭?]

[Timmy: Waaaaah... You're all bullying me (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)]

"System: As we all know, Jiaoqiu really hates cilantro. Next, let's see some fun scenes of Jiaoqiu and cilantro's love-hate relationship in their dreams (,,?ω?,,)"

"Pepper Hill: Overwhelmed and at a loss by being drowned in cilantro~"

(Source: YouTuber)

At the Wangshu Inn in Liyue, Jiaoqiu, Xing, and Yunli sat around a table.

Jiaoqiu, hands on his hips, proudly introduced his signature dishes to the two:

"Gentlemen, this is my personally prepared nine-compartment hot pot. Please enjoy! (∩?∩)"

Upon hearing Jiaoqiu's invitation, Xing immediately picked up her chopsticks, her eyes gleaming as she stared at the bubbling crimson broth in the pot, and praised:

Wow! It smells so good, and so spicy! (???)

[Xiangling: Mr. Jiaoqiu, is this a tic-tac-toe hot pot? (-_-)ゞ]