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[March 7: There must be other problems that haven't been detected yet; maybe the entire terminal is faulty. (°ー°〃)]

Seeing the sudden silence and everyone staring at him, Ah Quan had a big question mark above his head. Then, with a calm expression, he explained to the captain and the others:

"Because the Earth terminal was set up temporarily. (o'ω'o)"

The captain suddenly realized, and felt that all the previous minor problems could be explained: "Ah? So it was a problem with the terminal!"

Durandal hadn't even considered that possibility, and immediately turned her head away somewhat awkwardly, echoing, "Oh! It's a problem with the terminal!"

Theresa: "I don't know why, but I'm inexplicably a little annoyed. (╬◣_◢)"

[Silver Wolf: The compatibility and stability of the temporary terminal are poor, no wonder there are so many data problems.]

[Furina: Pfft~ Look at A-Quan's bewildered face. She probably still thinks the captain and the others know this is a temporary terminal. (*σ'?`)σ]

[Captain: Nobody informed us of this. (；?_?)]

[Empty: Theresa was fine just now, why is she suddenly upset? Is she going through menopause? (-_-)ゞ]

Theresa: You're the one going through menopause, your whole family is going through menopause (「▼皿▼)

[Ying: According to the rules, if you scold your brother, you can't scold me! ( ￣▽￣)σ]

After organizing all the data, the captain dialed Tesla's number: "The data is all here, do we need to reconnect? (?_?)"

Tesla was too tired, so he simply told the captain to handle it himself: "You test it, I'm going to take a rest."

Before the captain could even refuse, Tesla on the other end of the phone had already hung up: "Hey, wait, how am I supposed to test that... (?△?)"

[Captain: No, why did you make me do the testing? I don't know how to do it either! At least teach me before you crash (ΩДΩ)]

Kiana: It seems Dr. Tesla is really exhausted; he's too lazy to say anything more. ╮(‵▽′)╭

[Paimon: Haha, the world where only the captain is injured has been achieved! (*σ'?`)σ]

It was rare to see Tesla hang up the phone before even finishing explaining the situation. Having watched the whole thing, A-Quan exclaimed in surprise, "Tesla's been unexpectedly unreliable this time! Hmph, humans~ (∩?∩)"

The captain had no intention of working overtime. He opened the terminal panel and was about to log off, but as soon as he put his left hand on the button, he heard A-Quan's smug laughter.

The captain had a sudden inspiration. Taking advantage of A-Quan's inattention, he reached out his right hand and pinched her stomach hard.

When Ah Quan was grabbed, he instinctively tried to back away, but not only did he fail to escape the captain's clutches, he felt even more uncomfortable: "Ugh~! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts... (≧ｗ≦；)"

After the prank was over, the captain smiled with satisfaction and immediately pressed the exit button: "The bug is still there! Log off! (?????)"

The moment the captain released his grip, A-Quan launched the Void Spear and thrust it at him. Unfortunately, the captain's hand speed was too fast, and by the time the Void Spear pierced through, the captain had already successfully retreated.

[Kong: Ah! It's the electronic music that Her Majesty is familiar with, it sounds so cool! ＼（￣︶￣）／]

[Captain: Friends, I'm going to demonstrate a Void Grip for you all. (,,?ω?,,)]

[A-Quan: Damn Captain, don't pinch me! And you pinched me so hard, it hurts! o(*≧д≦)o!!]

[March 7th: Huh? The captain is clearly pinching air, so why is A-Quan yelling in pain like someone's pinched her soft flesh? (?-_?)ン?]

[Lekahn: Because Aquan's skin is just an outer shell, the actual collision volume hasn't changed.]

Kiana: Hahaha, you just look thinner! Izumi definitely didn't lose weight, and he's actually gained a lot more! (=^▽^=)

[Mei: Captain, really, you have to be cheeky before you leave (￣y▽￣)~*]

[Pera: This bickering couple is so sweet to watch!]

Meanwhile, numerous web pages floated in Rita's room; these were materials she had specifically sought out to study for hacking into Earth's terminals.

30 Days to Master Mars Programming

The Underlying Logic of the Mars System

The History of Mars Technology Development

How to shirk responsibility after committing a major information security breach?

Rita remained seated at her computer desk, her eyes fixed intently on the screen.

[Paimon: Rita is really working hard with so many study materials! (@@!!)]

[Captain: It's alright, Rita's learning ability is super strong, this is nothing.]

[Cangjiao: Look at the last filename, Rita even thought of her backup plan in advance. She's really thoughtful! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[Aiyi: Why are you so insistent on using St. Freya? Can't you use something else? @Rita(；!＿!)]

[Rita: I was so focused on seeing Lady Durandal that I forgot about her. ('-ι_-｀)]

Wendy: Hard work pays off! The progress bar is finally at 97%, Rita should be able to enter soon! (=^▽^=)

[March 7th: I feel like things aren't that simple. Rita logged in using a link. If the link suddenly expires, Rita will be completely devastated. (?OдO)b]

Chapter 318 Bell: Maybe someone is setting off firecrackers, or maybe it's the start of a chase.

With only 3% of the progress remaining, loading was getting slower and slower. Rita couldn't wait any longer and double-clicked the left mouse button. A red window then popped up on her computer:

Rita double-clicked the mouse again and clicked Continue:

Rita saw the last message and instantly realized that all her efforts had been in vain. She angrily slammed her fist on the keyboard.

[Billy: Go Rita! Ignore the risks and keep installing! ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ]

[Nicole: Take a break. If you get the virus, you'll have to go find Grace to save you (；￢_￢)]

[Rita: I insist on visiting! I want to see Lady Durandal, let me in, damn it! (smashes keyboard frantically)]

[March 7th: As expected, this happened. ╮( oωo )╭]

[Narcida: So much time has passed, even if Rita successfully hacked in, Durandal and the others should have left by now, right? (-_-)ゞ]

Kiana: Pfft, poor Rita! (*σ'?`)σ

"System: It's time for the lucky draw! Good luck everyone!"

[Rita: A complete set of data for Little Durandal... Hehehe, a 100% accurate figure, here I come! (?﹃ ?)]

Durandal: Innocence Detector (Automatically emits a red light alarm when someone nearby is lusting after her; the more urgent the situation, the brighter the light)...

This thing seems pretty useless. I only have one Rita next to me, but this thing is practically dripping red. (-_-)ゞ】

[Ah Quan: Kevin's treasured box of instant noodles... Wait a minute, how long has Kevin kept them? They've been expired for ages! (；?_?)]

[Captain: A box of hand grenades and fire extinguishers (Chen Nini)... They're all colorful, kind of pretty! Wait a minute, if the police see this, I might get arrested! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

"System: A word of advice: While you can eat any kind of poop, you can't say anything carelessly, or your life will be in danger. Yuye is the best example. (*σ'?`)σ"

"Floating Waves and Pomelo Leaves: Don't laugh, you couldn't pass this test even if you tried."

(Source: YouTuber)

With nothing to do lately, Yuzu's mischievous spirit began to stir. On a whim, she went to a random temple to find Lingmei, intending to play a joke on her:

"Good news or bad news, which do you want to hear first? (=^▽^=)"

Suzu-chan sensed that Yuzu-ha might be up to something, and looked at her kindly, asking in return:

Can I not listen? (⊙?⊙)

Yuzuha, ignoring Rin's resistance, prepared to deliver the bad news before Rin could react:

"I'm pregnant with your brother's child! (∩?∩)"

[Zhe: I don't know why, but I have a bad feeling about this (；?_?)]

[Fireworks: Now that the good news is over, what's the bad news?! (,,?ω?,,)]

[Luminous: I was planning to go out to dinner with Paimon, but when I heard Yuzuha say that, I suddenly came back! (?????)]

[Captain: It's human nature to love gossip. Even if the sky falls, we'll wait until this gossip is over before we talk about anything else. ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Trigger: Buhou! When did your base get raided?! Σ(っ°Д °;)っ]

As soon as Youye finished speaking, the scene suddenly fell silent.

After a moment of silence, seeing that Yuzuha still didn't speak, Suzumi looked at her and asked:

"Okay, so what's the bad news? (⊙?⊙)"

Yuzuha stared at Rin in shock, a large question mark slowly appearing above her head:

"This is actually good news for you! (⊙o⊙)?"

Suddenly, Yuzu heard a gunshot. A bullet struck the question mark next to her head precisely, shattering it. Startled, Yuzu instinctively closed her eyes, her body trembling uncontrollably.

"Ah! What's going on? (＞Д＜)"

[Rin: It's definitely good news for the younger sister that the robot brother has found a wife, but it's probably bad news for Yuzuha. ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[March 7th: Yuzuha, aren't you worried about your life being in danger? After all, Zhe's luck with women is extraordinary. (=ω=；)]

[Yuzu Leaf: It shouldn't be that serious, right? Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[Furina: Be more confident, remove the "can't" part. (?????)]

Mei: Miss Trigger might already be setting up her sniper rifle. ╮( oωo )╭

[Trigger: Warning! Fusion strike ready! (。ì _ í。)]

[Yuzu Leaf: Haha~, is it too late to back out now? ヾ('▽｀;)ゝ]

Lingxiao smiled and looked at Youye, who looked terrified, and explained in a nonchalant tone:

"Maybe someone set off firecrackers, or maybe it's the start of a chase. (∩?∩)"

Yuzuha immediately grasped the key words in Rin's words, and her body trembled even more violently:

"Did you give a really scary answer?! ╭(° △ °)╮"

Ling realized she might have let something slip and quickly changed the subject:

"No, it was just firecrackers. (⊙?⊙)"

Seeing Lingmei's feigned ignorance, Youye became even more agitated:

"That last sentence! Σ(っ＞Д＜)っ"

[Aiyi: Haha, that wasn't a firecracker. (,,?ω?,,)]

[Chaska: Based on my years of experience as a mediator, I judge that the trigger shot wasn't a miss, but rather a warning. (O▽O)σ]