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[Rin: Poor little sister, nobody cares about me, nobody loves me, right? Really nobody cares about me at all! (?_?)]

Chapter 320 March 7th: Master's name is... something you can see just by looking up.

"System: It's time for the lucky draw! Good luck everyone!"

[Floating Waves Pomelo Leaf: A bottle of Daughter Kingdom brand O Mother-Child River Water (should be enough for you to have triplets)... Who wants to have kids?! I'm just kidding! I'll give it to Dad to sell in the shop.]

[Bell: Surrender Flag (40% success rate for surrender, 20% chance to summon one, 20% chance to summon one, 20% chance to summon one of each)...]

A white cloth with a red circle in the middle—isn't this just a used sanitary napkin? (?_?)】

[Trigger: A Hunting Bullet Special Edition... Not bad, no need to notify everyone individually next time we raid]

[Vivian: My work efficiency has increased by 50%... Not bad, just barely.]

[Hoshimi Miyabi: Ice-attribute damage increased by 100%... Not a bad boost reward.]

"System: Back when I was about to become an apprentice to learn swordsmanship on March 7th, I hesitated for a long time. Yun Li even used quite a few underhanded tricks in the process. I'll just show everyone the replay of that video (,,?ω?,,)"

"Yun Li: What is this sword in the space station...?"

(Source: YouTuber)

[March 7th: Huh? Is that true? I don't remember this. (-_-)ゞ]

[Ying: Sigh, so young, and already has such a bad memory. Maybe his brain got frozen in Onphalos. ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

Inside the observation car of the Starry Sky Train, Uncle Yang and General Jing Yuan sat together, discussing the matter of becoming apprentices on March 7th.

"So, has March 7th still not decided who will be his master?"

"After all, Yanqing and Yunli's training methods are a bit... (￣ω￣;)"

Before General Jingyuan could finish speaking, March 7th awoke with a start, sitting bolt upright on the sofa:

"I dreamt during my afternoon nap that a sword immortal appeared to me in my dream, saying that I am a martial arts prodigy, one in ten thousand, and that I must be careful when choosing a master, and then..."

[Ying: It's really a dilemma to encounter something like this. Yanqing and Yunli are both excellent teachers.]

March 7th: Children make choices, I want them all!

[Captain: This background music is a bit off. It's like it's visiting March 7th's dream. Could it be the Evil Sword Immortal? ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Zhe: March 7th is a JoJo-level creature, of course he's a martial arts prodigy!]

[March 7th: Huh, what does this mean? Wasn't I supposed to be a spirit of entangled fates? How did I turn into a JoJo-level creature? (o'ω'o)?]

[Star: Back then, Kars turned into a stone statue and floated in space... (500 words omitted)... and March 7th was also retrieved from space, so March 7th is Kars!]

[Tail: Unbelievable!]

Seeing March 7th like this, Uncle Yang suddenly recalled the scene he had seen when he passed by her room before:

[March 7th: What a devil's whisper! No wonder I dreamt that Master Yanqing lost to Master Yunli. (=ω=；)]

[Marani: Hahaha, Uncle Yang was actually peeking through the doorway, and his glasses were even reflecting light! It's hilarious!]

Kiana: Why does this March 7th Festival smell so much like Izumi? ('⊙ω⊙`)

[Qiong: They're pretty much the same, both a bit silly ╮( oωo )╭]

Paimon: Clouds are clouds in the sky, and Li is Li in Liyue! (∩△∩)

Uncle Yang looked at March 7th with a helpless expression, feeling that Yun Li's approach was not very reliable:

Is this method of recruiting apprentices really a good approach?

Jing Yuan opened his eyes and looked at March 7th, indicating that Yun Li's actions were acceptable. As for his foolish disciple, who had almost been raided and still hadn't reacted:

"Good apprentices are won by force."

[Captain: I feel that Yun Li's method of taking on apprentices is a bit extreme, and not very safe. Yun Ting was snatched away by Jing Tian, ​​wasn't he? ╮( oωo )╭]

[Uncle Yang: General, that's a bit one-sided. Good apprentices don't necessarily have to be snatched away. My apprentices are all quite talented. (＾ω＾)]

[Yun Li: Stop singing! Can someone sew the narrator's mouth shut? (；?_?)]

She was only halfway through talking about March 7th when she suddenly stopped. After thinking carefully for a moment, she opened her eyes wide and exclaimed in surprise:

"It seems to be something... Master's name is... something you can see just by looking up... Ah! I know! It's Yun, Yun Li! (=^▽^=)"

Seeing March 7th's excited expression, Xing's argumentative spirit was stirring:

"Clouds? What if there's not a cloud in the sky? How would you explain that?"

March 7th looked at Xing speechlessly and retorted, "You're just picking a fight. (?_?)"

[Floating Waves and Pomelo Leaves: In March, you might not see clouds when you look up, but you'll definitely see the sky!]

[Paimon: So, March's master is actually Jing Tian? (-_-)ゞ]

Kiana: There's a famous lyric that mentions the sky, I think it's called something like that?

【Funingna: The sky is the color of rain and mist, and I am waiting for you. Smoke rises from the chimneys, across thousands of miles of river. (*σ'?`)σ】

[Sambo: Extracting keywords—, similar to, so Miss March…(,,?ω?,,)]

[Yanqing: Ah? I think I understand now, March 7th should become my disciple! (⊙o⊙)]

[Yun Li: Seriously, buddy! You can even make this work out?! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[March 7th: Huh? Can it really be interpreted that way?! Suddenly my head feels hot (＠_＠;)]

[Danheng: You guys seem to have overestimated March 7's intelligence; her brain has completely shut down. ('-ι_-｀)]

Ah Xing glanced at March 7 with deep affection and continued, "Actually, you can't always see clouds."

March 7th looked at Ah Xing with suspicion, wondering what else she had to say: "Hmm?"

Xing looked at March 7 with a gentle smile and explained, "What you can see every time is this vast sea of ​​stars. Your master should be me. (⊙?⊙)"

[Ying: Hehehe, Xing's high ponytail looks so cute! (?ω?)]

[Yun Li: Even if Yan Qing intercepted March 7th, at least he used a sword. But why are you, a baseball player, meddling in this mess?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴]

Mei: Following Hoshi's line of thinking, if Miyuki saw the moon, then her master would be Kiana, right? (；一_一)

[Aha: Hahahaha, this is so much fun! Aha wants to play too! Aha can teach the little pink-haired girl swordsmanship!]

[March 7th: Even if you, God of Laughter, dare to teach me, I still wouldn't dare to learn! (；￢_￢)]

Chapter 321 Yun Li: It's more comfortable to fly on a sword without shoes!

As soon as Ah Xing finished speaking, the corresponding images automatically appeared in her mind—unconsciously, she identified herself with Jing Tian and imagined March 7th as Xue Jian.

March 7th stared blankly at Ah Xing, not understanding what was wrong with her again: "Huh? (；OдO)"

Jing Yuan was speechless. He hadn't expected anyone to be so shameless as to openly steal his disciple: "Huh? (ー△ー；)"

As for Uncle Yang, he was speechless, and in shock, he joined the two of them in exclaiming, "Ah! ((???|||))"

[Captain: Oh my god, Star Iron Heroes! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

[Sora: You'll have to use a baseball bat instead of a magic sword, huh? Hagi Star, you bastard! (?????)]

[Paimon: When did General Jingyuan change into Xu Changqing's clothes? I didn't even notice unless I looked closely.]

[Bai Lu: Uncle Yang, I suggest you take Ah Xing to the Pill Refining Bureau to have his brain checked. (；?_?)]

Uncle Yang: Sigh, I'm feeling a bit tired! I can't handle Ah Xing. ('-ι_-｀)

Yun Li stretched out her right hand and grabbed the old iron sticking out of the ground, proudly recounting her past to March 7: "Back when I used to fly on my sword... (︶▽︶)"

Upon hearing those two words, March 7th's attention immediately focused on Lao Tie, and he exclaimed in shock, "Such a big thing can actually fly?!"

The sudden interruption of her reminiscence left Yun Li in a bad mood. She glared at March 7th, giving him a simple explanation of the basic principles of sword flight: "Master, don't interrupt me. Just throw your sword out, then stand on it and you can fly, right? (→_→)"

March 7th stared blankly at Yun Li, this was so different from the flying on a sword she remembered: "Huh? (o'ω'o)?"

[Qiong: Wow, what a powerful brick flying! It's like a physical version of flying on a sword, huh! (⊙o⊙)]

[March 7th: I think I'll learn automated sword control from Master Yanqing. Master Yunli's method is too demanding in terms of skill; I can't do it! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴]

Theresa: I can also fly as Judah. ​​Judah, flight mode!

[Hu Tao: Ever since Zhongli Keqing's wear and tear lessened, I've often seen him using this method to travel to other countries.]

[Tachibana Fukufu: No wonder I often see Zhongli in the PVs and EPs of other Genshin Impact characters.]

[Paimon: That's right! In Yun Jin's character demonstration, he's in a corner listening to opera and drinking tea; in Ye Lan's Random Musings, he's admiring lotus flowers; even in Gongzi's EP, he's wandering around. ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Wendy: Pfft~, no wonder everyone says the old man is (￣▽￣)~*]

Seeing the shocked expression on March 7th's face, Yun Li continued to recount how she was forced to drop her sword because the syrup was too sticky:

"I was eating the candied hawthorn I just bought when I accidentally flew too high and the candied hawthorn melted completely."

"It was stuck all over my pants, shoes, and my car, and I almost had a traffic accident."

[Captain: Unbelievable! How high did Yun Li fly? She actually flew into the thermosphere! ('O﹏O`；)]

[Yuecheng Liu: As Yunli flies higher and higher, the atmospheric pressure decreases with altitude, and the freezing point of objects also decreases. It's normal for the candied hawthorn to melt.]

[Huaiyan: Yun Li, that child, really shouldn't eat while flying on a sword, it's dangerous.]

[Treasure Hunter: Old timer, I noticed Yun Li's teddy bear seems bigger than yours! (,,?ω?,,)]

Fu Hua: ...This child can't be kept. (?_?)

[Ying: Pants and shoes that didn't exist have appeared! I've never seen Yun Li wear these before! (⊙o⊙)]

[Ling: I'm so excited! It's Yun Li's jade soldier. Thank you for nature's gift! Slurp slurp! (???)]

March 7th stared blankly at Yun Li, not quite understanding what she was trying to express through this: "So... you're saying that you can't eat snacks when you encounter a sword-wielding creature, or... why birds can fly?"

Yun Li stood with her hands on her hips, staring seriously at San Yueqi, preparing to tell her her most important conclusion from years of sword-flying experience: "Neither. I just discovered after that that, compared to paying attention to altitude or speed when flying on a sword, flying barefoot is much more comfortable!"

March 7th stared at Yun Li in shock: "How could you come to such a strange conclusion?! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴"

Xing felt that Yun Li was absolutely right, and immediately reached out to pull at March 7's shoes, preparing to help her take them off: "That makes sense, March 7, take off your shoes quickly, come on! (???)"

March 7th looked down at Ah Xing, who was taking off his shoes, and excitedly complained, "Why are you joining in the commotion too?! (?OдO)b

Kevin: Yeah, birds...why can they fly?