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System: It's been a while since I messed with Silly Fou, let's create her next (,,?ω?,,)

"Frinina: Water Dragon, Water Dragon, stop charging!"

(Source: YouTuber)

Inside the Mo Mang Palace, Ying raised an eyebrow at Fu Ningna in front of her and remarked:

"Frinina, you're supposed to be a water goddess, can't you act like one? (￢_￢)"

Furina didn't care at all, and held up four fingers in Ying's direction:

"Really? Then as a god, I can grant you three wishes! (∩?∩)"

Ying looked at Funina with shining eyes and gave her a thumbs up:

"Oh! Then I hope Fontaine has no laws! (???)"

Funina looked at Yingmei with a playful smile:

"Hooray!!! That's a bold idea, but I agree. (???)"

[A-Quan: As expected of Silly Fufu, she speaks nonsense without any sense of incongruity.]

[Ying: Fufu, a god should act like a god! You've been a skilled craftsman for 500 years! ...It seems the other seven gods aren't much more serious either, so let's just forget about it.]

[Fireworks: I've got a great idea! First, grant the second wish (the opposite of the first); second, don't grant the third wish; third, ignore the first wish. (?????)]

[Furina: But you didn't even tell me the specifics of your wish. I can just do nothing! (-_-)ゞ]

[Paimon: Huh? Fou's gotten smarter!]

[Zhe: If Fontaine were to be without law, wouldn't it be doomed? With those unpredictable subjects under Funina's command, even Petersburg couldn't contain them all. (Speechless JPG.)]

Leosley: The gates of Melo Petersburg are always open to you; I stand at the entrance to welcome you; the fellow inmates of Melo Petersburg are always trustworthy; with heartfelt gratitude, I thank you for traveling so far to visit.

[Fukaros: Don't worry, Fontaine is now jointly managed by me and Navilette, so this won't happen. As for Frinna, I've sent her to the Order of the Church for a while; she should have everything the other children have.]

[Furina: Waaaaah, I don't want to do my homework (crying emoji)]

Seeing how readily Funina agreed, Ying's eyes lit up even more, and she raised two fingers again: "Really?! Then my second one... (???)"

Before Yingmei could finish speaking, Funina closed her eyes triumphantly, waved at her with a smile, and said, "Wait, you don't have any wishes now. (︶?︶)"

After holding up three fingers, Ying looked at Funina with a puzzled expression: "Didn't you say three... (o'ω'o)?"

Funina opened her eyes wide and looked at Ying with a defiant expression: "Go ahead and sue me if you disagree~~(???)"

Ying's face darkened visibly: "I'm so pissed off... (╬◣_◢)"

[Captain: Good grief, without laws, Fou has turned into a lawless madman!]

[Billy: The episode that best fits his character.]

[Ying: There are no laws anymore, so Fufu is completely at my mercy. Since you want to renege on my wish, then make up for it with your own actions. (Evil grin)]

[Navigette & Claurind: Are you pretending I don't exist? X2]

[Frinina: The Water God has the final say (?????)]

[Zhongli: Since it's not called law, let's change it to contract from now on. (Drinking tea.)]

[March 7th: Huh? Does Zhongli mean he's planning to integrate Fontaine into Liyue's territory?!]

[Ningguang: Liyue has always been a peace-loving nation, and we don't have any plans for that at the moment.]

As Ying and Paimon passed Lu Jingquan, they heard a familiar sound of weeping. Turning around, they saw Funina sitting in the middle of the road, crying.

"Waaaaah!!! ??o·(? ??? )?o·?"

Paimon looked at the white semi-fluid on Funina's head and hat with suspicion and asked:

"What's wrong, Funina?"

Upon recognizing them, Funina abruptly stood up, her eyes brimming with tears, and looked at Luminous and Paimon, accusing Violet of bullying her:

"That Vilette actually called me stupid! I, I'm the water goddess, for goodness' sake! (?ω? )"

After exchanging a glance, Ying and Paimon both had huge question marks above their heads:

So what exactly happened?

[Ying: I was just joking before, I didn't expect Furnessa to actually turn into a cream puff! ('⊙ω⊙`)]

[Shibao: That Vilette is really something, always spouting the absolute truth. (Affirmation from the Herrscher of Knowledge JPG.)]

[Furina: You...you guys... Waaaaah, I'm not playing with you anymore! (╥﹏╥)]

[Wright: Vilette doesn't seem like the type of dragon to talk back to people so easily. Maybe Funina came up with another brilliant idea and did something.]

[March 7th: Did Frinina smash up the Moman Palace, or did she accidentally fold Vilette's important documents into a paper airplane...?]

[Captain: Frynn could actually do these things. ╮( oωo )╭]

Chapter 324 Funina: You're thinking dirty thoughts about Qiqi, aren't you!

As soon as Navelette entered the office, he saw a messy floor and Funina standing in the center of the room. He calmly walked up to her and asked, "Funina, what are you doing?"

Recalling the story Yingmei had shared with her about Barbara, Funina shyly crossed her arms and looked at Navelette expectantly: "I heard from travelers that the most popular person in every country is called an idol, so I want to debut as an idol! o(*////▽////*)q"

[Nekomata: I actually got caught by Navelette while I was destroying the house. Fou is so unlucky, meow!]

Theresa: Look at the cold sweat on Villette's forehead; she's really worried sick about Fou.

[Kaeya: I think it's good that Klee likes fried fish; at least she never thought of harming the Knights of Favonius.]

[Captain: Is Fryna really going to switch careers and become an idol? I suggest she get a middle part hairstyle, wear overalls, and then practice basketball and rap for another two and a half years. (?????)]

[March 7th: You little black-hearted devil, aren't you afraid of receiving a lawyer's letter? (；?_?)]

[Fontaine LSP: Long live Lady Furina! You will always be our idol!]

Navelette glanced helplessly at the shards of light fixture at Funina's feet: "Then why did you break the light in my office? (?_?)"

Furina gave Navelette a cute look, then declared confidently, "Because I won't allow them to be brighter than me, skr~~~ (＞?⊙)."

Without a word, Violet unleashed a powerful, charged attack, a thick jet of water shooting out and sending Funina, along with her belongings, flying out of the glass window of the Momeng Palace.

[Treasure Hunt: For breaking a glass lamp, Frynn was banished to Mero Petersburg by Navigette, where she suffers daily from the lack of small cakes!]

[Sangbo: What a fictional historian! A Genshin Impact version of Sha Wujing, huh?]

[Navelette: Ms. Furnessa, is this the absurd reason you broke my lamp? ('?_?`)]

[Tinari: Did Seno hack Fryna's account? (；￣д￣)]

[Furina: Hehe~, Vilette, don't be angry, may everything be peaceful.]

[Navilette: O tide, I have returned!]

Recalling the image of the cake she had bought but hadn't eaten, which was then smashed into pieces by Navelette as she rushed out of the room, Furnessa tearfully waved her arms, trying to use physical gestures to accuse Navelette of her actions:

"He actually washed my whole cake out of the water!!! That's so mean!!! (?ω? )"

Paimon stared speechlessly at the cream on Funina's head and muttered:

"So, it was just a cake that got washed away? (?_?)"

Funina sat back down in the middle of the road, wiping away her tears with both hands as she cried.

"Waaaaah~ Waaaah~ (╥﹏╥)"

[Sino: Do ​​you know what seven words to use to describe Vilet using her elemental combat skill in the Temple of Mormont... It's like a flood washing away the Dragon King's temple.]

[Ju Fufu: Ouch~, I feel a bit cold (shivering)]

Kiana: Wow, that was a huge shock! Are those white things really cakes? They seem more like plaster from the walls of the Mo Mang Palace (；O_O) ]

Paimon: Oh, it's a cake. I thought it was that. (?_?)

[March 7th: Why did Paimon look so disappointed after hearing that it was a cake that rushed out? (-_-)ゞ]

[Furina: Waaaaah, my poor little cakes! How could you all leave me like this!]

[Fireworks: (?????)]

Ying couldn't bear to see Funina cry like that, so she offered words of comfort:

"Don't be sad. You're so cute and smart. He was just teasing you, silly boy!"

Funina felt as if a sharp sword had pierced her body precisely. She opened her eyes wide instantly and stopped crying.

Seeing that Ying's comforting words had worked, Little Paimon immediately pressed his advantage:

"Yes, you are the symbol of wisdom in Fontainebleau, you silly boy!"

Feeling as if she had been struck by another arrow, Fu Ningna was so enraged that she spat out a mouthful of blood.

[Aiyi: As expected of Yingmei, she silenced everyone with just one sentence!]

[Ying: Just tell me if it works or not, Fufu immediately stopped crying. (?????)]

[Qiong: Paimon didn't let Fou off the hook either. On one hand, he calls her a symbol of wisdom, and on the other hand, he calls her a silly child. This is already a critical hit.]

[Zhe: Little Paimon, hurry up and buy some melon seeds for Fufu!]

[Frinna: Waaaaah... Fukaros, they're all bullying me! You have to help me get revenge!]

[Fukaros: Silly child, don't be sad, they were just teasing you. (っ'ω｀)ノ(╥ω╥)]

【Furina: Fucarus, even you... I've been betrayed three times (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)】

After regaining some of her composure, Funina gently wiped the remaining blood from the corner of her mouth and looked at the two with disdain: "Heh, heh heh, you two are so good at comforting people, do you often get scolded too? (╬∩?∩)"

After exchanging a glance, Ying and Paimon both broke into sly smiles.

"Oh no, I'm just talking without understanding the situation~ (,,?ω?,,)"

"I can fly~ (,,?ω?,,)"

Seeing her taunt fail, Funina angrily raised her middle finger: "You're thinking dirty thoughts about Qiqi, aren't you? (╬◣д◢)"

[Potio: Damn it, the faces of Luminous and Paimon are so despicable!]

[Silver Wolf: Fryna's curse is too cruel! Luckily, I can hack into miHoYo's server room, so guaranteeing a decent score is a piece of cake.]

[Ying: Really? If the wolf doesn't abandon me, Ying is willing to become his godmother! I just ask you to help me raise a child, I'm already at my lowest guarantee! (?ω? )]