Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

【Ju Fufu: Judging from her voice, it sounds like she's eating some very juicy snack. Can I have some to try? (? 'o﹃o`?)】

[Haisen: No, it was His Majesty who just said it.]

[Himeko Murata: What a little brat! I can't tell if you did it on purpose or not (＠_＠;)]

After a brief moment of stunned silence, Crydela realized what Heather was about to do and quickly urged her to stop:

"What are you doing? This is a kindergarten! ∑(??д??lll)"

Heather pretended not to understand Caesar's meaning, immediately replied with a random message after reading it, and then significantly increased her speed:

"Slurp~, Here! Raylo~ Raylo~ Raylo~ Raylo~, Raylo~ Raylo~ Raylo~ Raylo~ (JOJO-style cherry performance)"

[Captain: Oh my god! There's also the Battle of Red Cliffs!]

[Ying: They're playing such dangerous games! Where are their morals? Where are their bottom lines? Where is the address?]

[Grace: In broad daylight, under the clear sky, you're still in kindergarten! Don't corrupt the children!]

[Silver Wolf: Ding! Your trainer's partner has triggered the conditions for Mega Evolution and has successfully evolved!]

[Treasure Hunting: It feels like something's missing without cherries]

[Ying'er: Perhaps she prefers the red bean Miss Crydela always carries with her (covers mouth and giggles)]

[Empty: Hehehe, with such a flexible tongue, Caesar's in for a rough time!]

"System: There are quite a few people participating in this round of the lucky draw. Please take your time and don't rush."

[Haiseyin: ...So, I've become the Coral Palace Heart Sea? (O_O)ゞ]

[Qiong: I know the first one will definitely be from Crydela, so please let me be the second one to taste it. (???)]

Ceridera: Upgraded Void Genome - (Crown of Sin)...

I'm going to find Sword Flag Lord now and see if I can get some delicious sparkling water out of her stomach.

【Wan Di: Passive Skill - Weakness Transfer MAX (Every five seconds, the weak points on the body are randomly transferred once)... Heh~, now even I don't know where the weak points will appear.

@BaiE, quickly switch to the Thief of the Jar account and let's have another one-on-one fight. This time I'll definitely win.

[Bai E: Tanjiro's sense of smell (Knight of the Pillars)... Wan Di, you'd better not be too confident. We'll only know who wins after the fight.]

【Fireworks: One-time concept-level prop - Tiger Talisman (Validity: 1 hour)... @Aha, by the God of Fun, I've thought of something funny.

If this thing were used on Nanook... hehehe (,,?ω?,,)】

[Aha: Hahaha, great idea! Aha's going right now!]

[Nanook: It seems like all of you members of the Pleasure Faction have that serious illness! Stop messing with me all the time, go and cause trouble for that Void guy if you dare. (╬◣д◢)]

[Void: Do as you please, just don't disturb my sleep Zzz]

P.S.: At the beginning of the next chapter, the author tried writing a short, everyday anecdote, which might not be very funny, so please bear with it (stay tuned)...

Chapter 343: Was this unusual approach intentional or accidental?

——Behind the Scenes——

Aha found Nanuk's suggestion amusing, so after casually drawing a tiny bit of blood from him, he decided to let him go for the time being.

After taking the talisman from Hanabi, Aha casually tossed it toward the Void Star God IX, who was "lying dead" in some part of the universe.

The moment they came into contact, they burst forth with dazzling light, successfully blinding half of all life in the universe.

As the light gradually faded, the aura of the Void Star God disappeared from the spot, replaced by a purple preserved egg (Black Big Guy) and a watermelon-flavored Mirinda vending machine (Lazy Master's Secret).

Having lost the control of the "lazy" characteristic, the void aura around Black General became unusually active, actively spreading to every corner of the universe at every moment, leaving nothing but barren land wherever it went.

The essence of laziness is the opposite; even its aura is too lazy to spread outwards, and it is forced to radiate to the few remaining asteroids around it.

Although the planet's native inhabitants have become extremely lazy, their technological development has been exceptionally rapid. In order to make their lives more convenient, in just one hour, their technological level has reached one-fiftieth of that of the Interstellar Peace Corporation...

The preserved egg and the vending machine were reunited, and Void IX continued to languish in place. The damage to the universe began to gradually recover, but the extra memories people had were not completely erased.

While other planets celebrated their safety, on those planets where technology was rapidly regressing, the inhabitants were collectively kneeling on the ground, uttering mournful cries of despair:

"No!" × N

(The reason for this is that their brain capacity is not small. Although they remember the good memories, they don't retain any of the intellectual knowledge—so, those who know, know…╮( oωo )╭)

Aha, who was passing by, gave everyone a street lamp and even dressed them in matching school uniforms.

"Haha, you're welcome (,,?ω?,,)"

(Please don't criticize if you don't like it, thank you)

—The End of Behind-the-Scenes Content—

"System: Friends, I, Hu Hansan, am back! Next, I'll show you some highlights from the New Elidu Chef Competition."

Was it intentional, or accidental?

(Source: Official account)

The New Elidu's Top Chef Competition has reached its final stage, with Lina, Evelyn, and Ambi standing before the judges with their respective dishes.

Zhe crossed his arms, smiled at Evelyn, and seemed somewhat surprised.

"I never expected that Miss Evelyn, who works as a bodyguard, would participate in a food competition."

Evelyn raised her index finger and patiently explained to Zhe the benefits of a bodyguard who could cook. Then she took out a thick welding mask from behind her back and held it in front of her face, as if she were guarding against something.

"Cooking is also an important part of a bodyguard's job. Homemade meals can prevent poisoning and also avoid consuming too much fat or sodium, which could affect the performance."

It is on this basis that we have today's entry – Golden Supreme Nine-Turned Fried Rice!

Alicia: So many beautiful girls, they're so cute!

[Zhe: Maru!!!! What's Ms. Lina doing here?!]

[Captain: It's a hopeless cook! We're doomed!]

[Yae no Miko: Oh dear, I've run into a player with the same talent as A-Ying. This little guy can only hope for the best. (￣y▽￣)~*]

[Lina: Miss Evelyn is right, that's what I think too!]

[Qiong: You two are quite different—Evelyn learned to cook to prevent others from poisoning her; while Lina, it feels like you turned normal food into poison. (；ー△ー)]

[March 7: Why are they even bringing out welding masks? Is Evelyn's cooking going to explode, or is it some kind of glowing dish like the one from Master Chef? (O_O)ゞ]

Upon opening Evelyn's plate, a plate of golden fried rice came into view, and Zhe instinctively exclaimed, "Wow! (⊙o⊙)"

As soon as Zhe took a small spoonful of fried rice into his mouth and chewed it, his slightly narrowed eyes suddenly widened, and fine red blood vessels immediately appeared around the whites of his eyes.

Seeing Zhe suddenly freeze, Evelyn clenched her fists tightly in anxiety: "How are you? (；O_O)"

After regaining his composure, Zhe looked calmly at Evelyn and asked, "Was this unusual action intentional or accidental?"

Evelyn recalled Yao Jiayin, who had accompanied her in practicing her cooking skills, and affirmed, "It was intentional; she came up with the recipe herself."

[Ying: This fried rice is something else, it looks like a blob of mosaic (。ì _ í。)]

[Soma Yukihira: Why can food glow? That's not scientific!]

[Captain: You think your clothes-ripping cooking is scientifically sound? (￢_￢)]

[March 7th: Huh? I was just kidding, Miss Evelyn actually made the glowing dish! (o Д o*)]

[Ju Fufu: I told you guys to wait a bit before chatting, but Junior Brother Zhe seems a bit off. (；OдO)]

[Funinga: As expected, dishes with names containing "Nine-Turned Intestines" are never ordinary, like this one (confident JPG).]

[Ring: Holy crap, bro, hang in there! I'm taking you to the hospital right now! (@@!!)]

—Evelyn's Memories—

In the kitchen, Evelyn held a plate of failed fried rice, looking dejectedly at the table full of disastrous dishes in front of her:

"This is already the twentieth edition..."

Yao Jiayin stood to the side, offering heartwarming encouragement to Evelyn and urging her to persevere.

"Don't worry, cooking is like songwriting; only with careful consideration can you create the most unique work! (⊙?⊙)"

Paimon: Good heavens, so much random fried rice!

[Cangjiao: Can you share some with me if you can't finish it? I promise I won't waste any food (。o﹃ o。)]

[Ju Fufu: I can also volunteer to help with tasting the dishes!]

Zhe, annoyed, stretched out his right hand and pointed at Evelyn, lecturing her:

"Where did you get the nerve to do this? There are ingredients in it, even raw ones! Raw! (。?`ω'?)"

Evelyn hadn't expected Zhe to react so strongly. After a moment of stunned silence, she pondered her choice of ingredients and asked in confusion:

Are you referring to chopped green onions and cilantro?

[Jiaoqiu: Raw scallions are fine, but cilantro is out of the question; I don't want either raw or cooked cilantro.]

[Aiyi: Sleeping Pepper Fox still hates cilantro as much as ever.]

Seeing the other person's blank expression, Zhe became even more agitated:

"Why not add the soles of the shoes that Mukuro wore? (「▼皿▼)"

Evelyn mistakenly thought Zhe was giving her advice, and replied honestly:

"Huh? It's okay for Mukuro not to wear shoes."

[Paimon: @Zhe, do you want to hear what you're saying? ∑(??д??lll)]

[Captain: No way, Evelyn actually listened to that? She really wants to add the sole of the skeleton's shoe! (facepalm in exasperation)]

[March 7th: Do you have to be so obedient?!]

[Azure Horn: Speaking of which, should we wear shoes with Mukuro? (O_O)ゞ]

Chapter 344 I have reason to suspect that he is imitating Uncle Yang's sit-up technique.

Hearing Evelyn argue with him, Zhe's face flushed red with anger. He instinctively clenched his fists and glared at her through gritted teeth.

"Putting these completely unrelated ingredients together, you... (「▼皿▼)"