This Naruto is a player

I used to sleep every day without fail, and even sleep in late.

Is he the lazy outlier?!

Ah, so be it!

I love sleeping in! I'm proud of it!

but!

The thought had barely crossed his mind when Naruto suddenly realized a serious problem!

The young man in front of me, Minazuki Tetsuju, is so busy with his affairs that he has "evolved" away from sleep!

that,

Why is that red-haired guy, Whirlpool Dog Egg, sleeping in bed with snot bubbles coming out of his nose?

And that street hustler, Uchiha Rokutsubo! Why does he just wander around aimlessly all day?

Ah!

As for myself, it's fine to sleep in occasionally.

How dare these clone minions be so relaxed?

Naruto instantly realized that he had been too kind.

After kicking Gou Dan twice just now, I actually felt a little guilty!

Looking back now, those two kicks I gave Gou Dan were too light! Too gentle!

Guilt?

Guilt my ass!

He should be doused with a bucket of ice water.

No, he should be thrown into the sea!

Slackness!

They've become too lax!

It's one thing for a red-haired dog to sleep in late!

If all his clones are this lazy, when will Naruto ever become the light of the ninja world?

The thought of the wasted time in the past instantly wiped the smile off Naruto's face, and he could no longer be happy.

Mizuki Tetsuki keenly sensed the change in the old man's aura and felt a chill run down his spine!

Is the boss dissatisfied? Is it because I haven't done a good enough job?

He immediately straightened his back, and a light of unparalleled loyalty shone from his beautiful phoenix eyes.

“Boss!” His voice was firm and resolute. “Don’t worry! Sleep is just the beginning! Next, I will completely ‘evolve’ away from basic physiological needs like eating and using the toilet!”

"Dedicate every minute and every second to the glorious journey of your great ideals!"

Naruto remained silent, only nodding quietly.

Two more directions for "evolution" have been unlocked!

He stepped forward, grabbed Tie Zhu's delicate hand, and patted it with satisfaction. "Tie Zhu, you're the Emperor's favorite! Understand?"

What use are those clones who follow him around all day, only good at flattering him?

Look at Tiezhu!

These are truly capable and reliable officials who get things done!

Pragmatic, efficient, and with its own "perpetual motion" evolutionary path!

Unlike that simpleton, Gou Dan!

Instead of organizing people to work overtime to catch up on the schedule in the middle of the night, they just put on some empty welcoming ceremony!

And look how fast this media group is developing!

In less than four months, it went from nothing to something, from a dozen people and seven or eight guns, into a super-large comprehensive media group. To put it simply, it has developed into an army group of over 100,000 people!

Even more Li Yunlong than Li Yunlong!

If this happened during the War of Resistance against Japan, would they still be attacking Ping'an County? Tie Zhu would have already marched all the way to Tokyo!

This speed is nothing short of terrifying.

While his bug-level game features contributed to the success, Minazuki Tetsuju's efforts were still indispensable!

After exchanging pleasantries, Tiezhu respectfully led Naruto on a tour of the headquarters.

The unassuming wooden building has a surprisingly spacious interior, making the most of every inch of space!

The different departments and areas are clearly divided, well-organized, and orderly!

Naruto did a quick count, and the total number of clones and employees under Tiezhu's command was just over a thousand, most of whom were reporters and others who collected information outside.

Under Tie Zhu's command, the complex organization of thousands of people operated in an orderly and efficient manner, like precisely meshed gears!

Clearly, the SSSSSS talent is still putting its power to the test!

Finally, they arrived at the CEO's office, located on the top floor with a panoramic view. Naruto sat down in the main seat next to Tiezhu and listened to Tiezhu's work report.

"First: The reverse propaganda campaign against Obito Uchiha (codename: Project Kurotsuchi) – progressing smoothly and with remarkable results!"

1. More than 100 local tabloids under its umbrella continue to fabricate gossip and scandals about Uchiha Obito, striving to etch the stereotypical image of Uchiha Obito as "brutal," "insidious," "neurotic," and "emotionally twisted" into the minds of everyone in the ninja world.

2. In the second half of the year, 12 novels will be released in the Ninja World, and Obito Uchiha's identity will be: blond hair, minotaur, villain, villain, and still villain!

3. Three theatrical films have been completed and are awaiting release in theaters. Among them, Obito Uchiha is still portrayed as a villain, and one that cannot be redeemed no matter what.

Naruto nodded slightly, a cold smile curving his lips.

Obito Uchiha, I wonder if you can sleep!

But Naruto can't let go of this grudge.

"Second: The progress of the Water Shadow Showdown team."

After listening to the report, Naruto was fairly satisfied with the current progress.

Since ancient times, deep affection cannot be retained, but tricks can win people's hearts!

The purpose of the Mizukage Showdown team was to test whether the tactics Naruto had previously proposed were effective.

In other words: Is it feasible to become the Shadow as a savior?

At first glance, the "Konoha Crush Plan" was executed well. If it weren't for Naruto's young age and Tsunade's sudden appearance as a roadblock, Naruto would have become Hokage long ago!

That's why we decided to try this out in Kirigakure.

The goal this time is to align the granularity, find a precise foothold in this brand-new experiment, thereby forming a path dependency, thoroughly breaking down the underlying logic, and ultimately completing a new business closed loop.

If this strategy succeeds, then this approach can naturally be applied to other areas.

In addition,

There is one last thing, but it is also the most important thing.

That is propaganda work!

Unifying the ninja world is still a long way off; Naruto's plan for unification is at least three years from now.

However, awareness and culture must come first, rather than action.

First, remove the obstacles in people's minds!

After all, there are decades of history between ninja villages, and thousands of years of history between countries.

What if one day in the future, everything is suddenly merged?

Will people find it difficult to get used to?

For example, in the future, if the entire Earth were to be combined into an Earth Federation, would humanity find it difficult to adapt?

While it's true that force is a valid approach, why not try a better, more harmonious one?

And there's no need to worry about future uprisings!

So, how do we arouse people's longing for the big one?

This is also the question that Minazuki Tetsuju is wondering about at this moment.

Naruto's answer was: Write history!

No, it should be called—creating history!

Looking around the world, it seems that only a major Eastern power likes to record history from morning till night.

What about the Ninja World?

I also don't have the habit of keeping records.

Since no one has kept detailed records of history, this gives room for imagination.

News must serve politics, culture must serve politics, and history must certainly serve politics as well!

What will be the political needs of the future?

Great unification!

Therefore, the past history, or at least the fabricated past history, needs to serve the purpose of unification!

There is no precedent for a unified empire yet, but there could have been in the past!

What? Not before?

How do you know you don't?

I, Naruto Uzumaki, control a media conglomerate. I say I exist, and that means I exist!

Even if you don't have it, you still have it!

For example, 500 years ago, no, 1,000 years ago, there was a wonderful era of great unification.

There was no war in that era; it was all peace!

Distance makes the heart grow fonder!