Hmm, it seems we can't do it this way.
Seeing Yuko Takanashi secretly laughing outside, Hideaki Shiraishi decisively said:
"I like the one that Takanashi doesn't like. Don't ask why, I just like to mess with her. So, Takanashi, which one do you like?"
Takanashi Yuuko couldn't understand why the flames of war had spread to her area when she was just secretly laughing.
Faced with a multiple-choice question that left her speechless and unable to make a decision, she was momentarily at a loss for words.
"Um... um..."
Takanashi Yuuko glanced at Shiraishi Sawashuu with a sullen expression, only to see him wearing a smug smile.
After troubling the girl for a few seconds, Shiraishi Sawa clapped his hands to draw everyone's attention back to himself and took out a 500 yen coin.
"Heads: High Heels Research Department; Tails: Insect Research Department." Without consulting the three girls, he simply announced the answer and tossed the coin upwards.
The coin tumbled through the air, tracing a beautiful arc, before finally landing steadily on Shiraishi Zexiu's arm.
"On the other hand, I like the decor of the Insect Research Department." Shiraishi Sawa showed off the coin in his hand, while giving Takanashi Yuuko a look.
"Ah~ I... I like the decor of the High Heels Research Department!" Takanashi Yuko quickly said, understanding the implication.
“Tell me why you like it.” Chiyo was clearly still not giving up.
"There's no reason; it's all about the will of Heaven." Shiraishi Zexiu wasn't buying it.
"Hmph, fine, I'll let you off the hook."
The tense atmosphere between Chiyo and Kuramochi Sakura was greatly eased by Shiraishi Sawa's actions.
"Shiraishi-kun, you've joined the high-heeled shoe research club too?" Kuramochi Sakura asked.
"Yes."
"Oh? So, Baby Dog, you've joined the Winter Melon Research Department?"
"What Winter Melon Research Department? It's an Insect Research Department!"
Shiraishi Sawa's second "yes" was drowned out by the two people's voices. He didn't care, got up and walked to the snack box in the corner of the high heel research department, took out some sunflower seeds, and went back to his seat to start eating them.
He then gestured for Yuuko Takanashi to come over and chat with him.
The war has already ravaged them once; it shouldn't happen a second time.
"Whether it's studying winter melons or insects, these are both second-rate clubs."
"What makes you say that! Researching high heels? Isn't that even more low-class?" Kuramochi Sakura's chest heaved with anger.
"Well, now I can have a good talk with you. Just the fact that my high heel research department has a high barrier to entry makes it far superior to yours."
"Shiraishi-kun, he's not a formal member of my club yet. He has to wait until next Monday at noon to pass my assessment before he can officially become a member. Unlike you, who can join the club so easily without any requirements."
It seems the second wave of war has broken out again. Shiraishi Zexiu cracked sunflower seeds with a slight headache.
"But none of the other members of my club can get in! So I won't open it to the public!"
"That's it? What's there to say? My department was planning to do it this way anyway."
Chiyo crossed her arms, but it was clear she actually had something to hug. After she did this, Kuramochi Sakura subconsciously lowered her arms.
“You…” Kuramochi Sakura was speechless for a moment. Looking at Ichiyo’s even more smug gaze, she gritted her teeth, her two amber eyes blazing with anger.
"So what! From now on, Shiraishi-kun is no longer a formal member of the Insect Research Club! He still has to go through an interview to join!"
"Cough cough cough cough cough..." Shiraishi Sawa Hide choked on the sunflower seeds and coughed incessantly. Takanashi Yuko quickly stepped forward and gently patted his back.
After finally recovering, Shiraishi Zexiu looked at the two young ladies at the door with disbelief in his eyes.
"What the hell?"
Chapter 191 What does it matter if a beautiful girl suffers a loss? (Bonus chapter for Akira Kurusu's donation)
Shiraishi Sawa Hide doesn't quite understand why he was kicked out of the company, especially since he hadn't even joined in the first place.
"Shiraishi-kun, could you please come to our club for an interview next Monday too!" Kuramochi Sakura said aggressively, clearly already carried away.
"Just agree to Sakura's request, and I'll secretly tell you the answer later," Takanashi Yuuko whispered in his ear, still gently patting Shiraishizawa Hide's back.
"Alright then." Shiraishi Zexiu chose to accept. After all, it wasn't a real interview, just a formality. Did these two young ladies really not want him to join the department?
Especially since once she joins Chiyo, Kuramochi Sakura has Takanashi Yuuko on her side, but if she doesn't join, she'll be all alone.
Kuramochi Sakura glanced smugly at Ichiriki Chiyo and said:
"Also, aren't some people complaining that the entry requirements aren't high enough? I've decided to change the name of my department to the Top Learning Department. After all, I don't want anyone around me to have particularly poor grades, like the kind of girl who would only be in the middle of the class at Aono Girls' School."
"Tsk tsk tsk." Shiraishi Sawah, who was still eating sunflower seeds, exclaimed, "Kuramochi-san's offensive ability has greatly improved, and this sarcastic tone is wonderful!"
"Oh, really? Then I think I could change the name of my High Heels Research Department to Big Breasts. But I don't intend to shut anyone out. My requirements are very low. As long as you have it, that's fine. Even Shiraishi-kun can reach the threshold with his pectoral muscles. Surely no one is not qualified?"
Chiyo immediately retaliated.
"President!" Shiraishi Sawa raised his hand.
"I don't have a member like you who likes to betray, twice." Chiyo was clearly still bothered by Shiraishi Sawa's liking for the neighbor's decorating style and his agreement to go for an interview next door.
"Future club president, allow me to say this: your new club name will not be approved by the school, no matter how much money you have."
If this were to pass, the school's ethos would be completely corrupted, something that money can't buy, so there's no way I'd agree to it.
Most importantly, if someone asks me what club I joined in the future, am I supposed to say I joined the Big Breasts Club?
That's not good.
"So, how about we consider joining the Shiraishi's Most Handsome Club? The only requirement is that anyone who thinks Shiraishi Sawa is the most handsome can join."
"I'm leaving the club. I don't want it anymore. I'll give this club to you, Sakura."
"I do not want it."
Rarely, the two young ladies reached an agreement.
"......"
After a half-second silence, processing this sad fact, Shiraishi Sawa looked at Takanashi Yuuko beside him, his eyes filled with expectation.
“I want it, Shiraishi-kun.” Takanashi Yuko lowered her head slightly.
Great, at least we managed to salvage the last bit of face.
"I declare that Takanashi is the only club president in my heart! You two over there, what are your names again? If you have nothing else to do, you can go home and rest. I'd like to discuss the club's future development plan with the president."
It was obvious that Chiyo and Kuramochi Sakura were tired of arguing, especially since they had been standing for so long.
“Let’s not argue with this idiot, Yuuko. Let’s go back and continue adjusting our layout. We’ll be staying there for a long time. Shiraishi-kun, do you want to come over?” Kuramochi Sakura said.
I won't betray you a third time.
“I, Shiraishi Sawa, am the fairest person. There is only one person here now, so out of humanitarian considerations, I have decided to stay and keep her company for a while.”
"Understood, Yuuko, let's go. I can't stay here for another minute!" On this point, Kuramochi Sakura did not make things difficult for Shiraishi Sawa.
"Takayuki, wake me up when it's time to eat and when it's time to go home," Shiraishi Sawa said lazily.
"I will call."
Kuramochi Sakurai took Takanashi Yuuko back to the next room, leaving Shiraishi Sawa Hide behind.
He placed a piece of paper on the table, crossed his legs, and continued cracking sunflower seeds. At least he didn't spit them out on the ground; instead, he pulled the trash can aside.
This is a waste of such a luxurious and expensive table.
However, Chiyo wasn't bothered at all and sat down next to Shiraishi Sawa without any concern.
Give me some.
"One piece costs 100 yen. How many would you like?"
"I bought everything in this room!"
"One piece costs 100 yen. How many would you like? Of course, you can eat them for free, but first you have to admit that Shiraishi Sawa is the most handsome." Shiraishi Sawa started acting shamelessly, trying to regain the face he had just lost.
"Baby dog, you'll never be an adult in your life, you're too childish." Chiyo put one hand to her forehead, and reached out with the other to grab some sunflower seeds, but Shiraishi Sawa slapped it away.
"Either pay or tell me."
"Shiraishi Sawa is the most handsome." Rolling her eyes, Chiyo finally blurted it out.
“Indeed,” Shiraishi Zexiu felt relieved and grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds that belonged to Ichiyo Ichiyo, giving them to her, saying, “Baby Fox, you are the most beautiful too.”
At least when they praise me now.
"Where's the beauty? And why not drag the trash can over and put it in the middle too?"
"Hiss~" Shiraishawa Hide moved the trash can between the two of them, his mind racing. "Her beauty lies in the fact that her mouth is right below her nose, her eyes are right above her nose, and her nose is even in the middle of her face..."
Sensing the murderous intent, Shiraishi Sawah could no longer continue speaking.
"Your face is like a well-written first chapter, making one want to read on."
"continue."
Even your fingertips have a beautiful color.
"Hmm? I've heard that before."
Looking closely at you, it feels like a small stone has fallen into the depths of my heart.
"Ah."
"Charm is as natural to you as salt in the sea or fragrance in flowers, or as natural as Venus's belt or Cupid's bow."
"That's fine, I'm satisfied," Chiyo nodded and said.
"This is nothing! I can copy even more!"
Shiraishi Sawa smiled smugly, a smile like the first rays of dawn breaking through the mountains and forests on a spring morning.
Chiyo was momentarily stunned, then quickly turned her head to look out the window to hide her lapse in composure.
"It's all copied, so what's the point? I thought you came up with it yourself. This way, I'll settle all your old and new scores for betraying me twice."
“I’m not artistic. If it were me, I would just say you’re really beautiful,” Shiraishi Zexiu said with a smile.
"You should have said that sooner."
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