What if you were targeted by a cool and aloof beauty?

"I won't look!" Jiuge answered reflexively.

After saying that, without looking at An Chen, she quickly ran to the yard to hang up the clothes, and then went upstairs to her room.

As soon as Jiuge ran back to her room, she regretted it.

She angrily punched the pillow lightly, threw her slippers aside, and plopped down on the bed.

"It's all An Chen's fault!" she shouted, clutching her pillow.

After saying that, Jiuge swung her legs again, and her little feet, which kept moving up and down, kicked the bed loudly.

An Chen downstairs felt helpless.

First, I heard a loud shout from upstairs: "It's all An Chen's fault!" Then there were loud banging noises, like someone was tearing the house down.

He wanted to go up and ask what was going on, but he was worried that if he went up there, Jiu Ge, who was in a fit of anger, would beat him severely in a few blows.

After swinging her legs and pounding the pillow, Jiu Ge rolled around on the bed a few more times.

After calming down, she took out her phone and fell into a brief period of self-isolation.

Upon opening the screen, a message from An Chen, sent two minutes earlier, immediately caught my eye.

An Chen: [What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell? /Question]

Jiuge paused for a moment, then started tapping away at her phone.

Jiuge: [No, don't worry, I'm fine/smile]

Jiuge's message was nothing special, but it startled An Chen.

According to information that An Chen usually sees while surfing the internet.

The smiling emoji, which represented happiness many years ago, has become a synonym for negative emotions in today's world. People who send this emoji are either clueless about these older folks or have a sarcastic or sarcastic tone.

Netizens have said that when girls speak, especially when they are angry, they are almost always saying the opposite of what they mean, without exception, and you need to read and understand based on the actual situation.

Netizens further commented that when a girlfriend says "don't worry," it means you need to worry. When a girlfriend says "I'm fine," it means something very serious has happened. Usually, if you ignore these kinds of things, a breakup is not far off.

Netizens also commented that a girlfriend's anger might be for no reason at all, and if she doesn't respond properly and accidentally says the wrong thing, the consequences could be disastrous.

Thinking about all this, An Chen felt a chill run down his spine, something he hadn't done in a long time.

He tapped the screen and began to organize his thoughts.

After organizing his thoughts, he immediately deleted them and then reorganized his language...

An Chen: [Typing...]

Jiuge: [What are you typing?]

An Chen: [Typing...]

Jiuge: [Is my phone broken?]

An Chen: [Typing...]

Jiuge: [What did you send?]

An Chen: [Typing...]

Chapter 129 Sooner or later, I'll be kidnapped and taken to the deep mountains.

No matter how rational a person is, once they fall in love, they will be forced to lower their sanity to some extent.

The only difference is that some people have more and some have less.

Even the most rational person, if they observe carefully, can notice some subtle changes.

This is true in movies and TV shows, and even more so in real life.

After spending quite some time figuring out that Jiuge wasn't angry, An Chen, who was standing at the door, went downstairs, completely bewildered.

He still couldn't figure out why Jiu Ge would loudly say "It's all An Chen's fault" after returning to her room.

Shaking his head and thinking for a while, An Chen suddenly felt relieved.

It's normal for women to have unpredictable moods.

It's normal for IQ to drop after falling in love.

After patting the head of the cat that suddenly came to greet him, An Chen set off to take a shower.

I had just found my clothes when my phone started vibrating incessantly.

Jiuge: [I just don't have any dating experience, so I often don't know how to face you.../tears. There are many things that couples do, but I don't really understand them, I don't know exactly how to do them, and I don't know if I'm doing them right/crying loudly]

Jiuge: [Anyway, I'm not angry/smile]

Looking at the smiling emoji on the screen, An Chen's first reaction was still unease.

After hesitating for a moment, he put down his pajamas and began replying to messages.

An Chen: [Yeah, actually I'm the same. /chuckles]

This is true.

An Chen would occasionally find himself in a dilemma when facing Jiu Ge.

Many things can only be judged based on theoretical knowledge.

His long-term solitary life, coupled with his lack of contact with women, may sometimes leave him feeling awkward and unsure of what to do.

Jiuge: [Mmm! /smile]

An Chen: [Speaking of which, I think the "smirking" emoji is much cuter than the "smiling" emoji.]

Jiuge: [Is that so? /Smiling sheepishly. Then I'll post more /smiling sheepishly in the future.]

An Chen: [Mmm/Smiling]

Seeing that Jiu Ge had finally stopped sending smiley emojis, An Chen finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He was just about to reply that he was going to take a shower when Jiuge sent several more messages in quick succession.

Jiuge: [I saw online that everyone says couples should use matching profile pictures and usernames. /laughs/laughs/laughs]

Jiuge: [Shall we use it together? /chuckle]

Jiuge: [Do you have any favorite pictures? /chuckle]

Jiuge: [I've thought of several usernames, I don't know if you'll like them. /chuckle]

When it comes to changing his online name and profile picture, Jiuge's typing speed has increased dramatically.

She seemed to think that the more silly grinning emojis she made, the happier An Chen would be.

Just as An Chen was carefully considering his words to reply, Jiu Ge sent several more messages in quick succession.

Jiuge: [I searched again, and I need to change the nickname/smirk]

Jiuge: [Online, people say everyone uses nicknames like "My Darling," "My Little Tenderheart," "The Love in My Heart," and "The World Is Not As Important as You" in their contact names—pretty cheesy nicknames/laughs]

Jiuge: [I don't know what you like? /shy]

An Chen felt a chill run down his spine.

In which century did Jiuge actually live?

He didn't know how to explain things to Jiuge, because you can't learn everything from the internet.

Most of the search results are related to non-mainstream content from many years ago, and very few people of their age would use them now.

And some of the notes sound really cheesy and tacky.

Its vulgarity is comparable to many people's family group chats being named "We are a loving family".

With a sigh, An Chen began replying rapidly.

An Chen: [Don't rush to change the note. If you absolutely have to, how about "An Chen's Jiu Ge, Jiu Ge's An Chen"? / I've blossomed.]

Jiuge: [Okay, let's change it to this. What about the name and avatar? /chuckle]

An Chen changed the nickname and continued frantically tapping the screen.

After all this time, having navigated the world of spirits for so many years, his persona and actions have rarely backfired.

An Chen's indifferent attitude and detached mindset have long been his standard approach to the world.

Now, when facing Jiuge, he either crashes or teeters on the edge of crashing.

An Chen: [What image do you want to use? And what are some of the names you've come up with? / Curious]

Although he always felt that Jiu Ge might say something surprising, he still prioritized Jiu Ge's happiness.

And what if, unusually, Jiuge doesn't have any strange ideas?

An Chen's Nine Songs: [I just picked out a few pictures, see if you like any of them /smirk]

An Chen: [Okay, send it over / grin]

An Chen's Nine Songs: [His Obsession in This Life.jpg]

An Chen's Nine Songs: [Her Obsession in This Life.jpg]

An Chen's Nine Songs: [Every second, I only love him.jpg]

An Chen's Nine Songs: [Every second, I only love her.jpg]

An Chen's Nine Songs: [A woman with wide-eyed stares.jpg]

An Chen's Nine Songs: [A man with very long bangs.jpg]

An Chen's Nine Songs: [Pink Heart.jpg]

An Chen's Nine Songs: [Blue Heart.jpg]

The pictures mostly consist of men and women with strange words.

An Chen fell silent.

He suddenly recalled the harassment he had experienced before.

In that impromptu conversation, the woman who asked him strangely if he had someone he liked had a similar profile picture.

At the same time, An Chen also thought of the notebooks sold in the bookstore across from his elementary school, which had pictures of big-headed dolls and words that were full of whining and complaining.