What if you were targeted by a cool and aloof beauty?

"It seems to be his birthday. If he's still alive, he should be sixty-six years old by now." An Chen searched on his phone and waved the screen at Jiu Ge.

"Oh, I see. Happy 66th birthday." Jiuge took the phone, looked at it, and said to the photo of "Dieyi" on the screen with a serious expression.

Chapter 286 I Didn't Expect Anything (Seeking Monthly Tickets and Subscriptions)

In the following days, Jiu Ge stole glances at An Chen extremely frequently.

In the time it takes to eat a meal, Jiu Ge can suddenly look up at An Chen at least ten times.

"If you have a clear conscience, you have nothing to fear." An Chen muttered to himself as he walked into the living room after washing the dishes.

“Not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door…” Jiu Ge repeated An Chen’s second half of the sentence, her expression becoming even more subtle.

She felt that the answer to her suspicions would soon be revealed.

"So what's wrong? Can you tell me?" An Chen ruffled Naitang's hair and sat back down on the sofa.

“Because practice makes perfect.” Jiuge sat down next to An Chen.

If you can't properly ask An Chen whether he's a pervert or not, you might as well rely on your own observation.

"You don't have class this afternoon?" An Chen tapped on his phone.

He felt that Jiu Ge's gaze was also focused on his phone.

"The afternoon class has been changed; the teacher had something come up." Jiu Ge moved her face closer to An Chen.

To avoid arousing An Chen's suspicion, she simply pressed her own cheek against An Chen's cheek.

“…” An Chen felt a strange sensation.

"What do you usually look at on your phone?" Jiu Ge rubbed her face against An Chen's, her tone almost like she was being coquettish.

"Social news, the idiotic remarks made by 'amusement people,' and the international situation." An Chen paused for a moment, then answered truthfully.

"What does 'Lezi Ren' mean?" Jiuge was also stunned.

It was another word she didn't understand.

"For example..." An Chen thought for a moment, then simply opened a certain forum.

It would be difficult to suddenly ask him to find funny news and make comments, so it would be better to let Jiuge experience what it's like to have a lot of funny things to do.

With that in mind, An Chen searched for "mentally retarded" on the forum.

After searching, he handed the phone directly to Jiuge, who was tightly closing her eyes.

"Is that all?" Jiuge took the phone, unaware of the horror of what she was about to see.

Why did the doctor only prescribe a few horsehair worms when I went to the hospital?

[I just won my girlfriend over and I want to throw a "Purchase Success Conference"].

[To commemorate the Queen's death, the sky will turn black every night thereafter.]

[The delicious Coca-Cola recipe is written on the bottle.]

[Which part of the chicken is chicken strip?]

Why did Newton stop updating his Third Law after it was published? Did he run away with the money?

[Wrist image.jpg] Which of these two perfumes smells better?

My brain always controls my thoughts. How can I break free from its control? It's so frustrating.

[If we had caught two atomic bombs in mid-air, would they have become ours?]

[How can I prove I was born if I've lost my birth certificate?]

[...]

"This...this...are the people asking these questions serious or are they out of their minds?"

Jiuge put down her phone and sat up straight again.

The further she scrolled down, the more she felt her intelligence was being insulted.

The question of how to prove one's birth if the birth certificate is lost is beyond absurd.

"I'm not crazy, I'm just having fun." An Chen suppressed a laugh.

"A 'fun person' is someone whose goal is to have fun. These people post these things just to have fun and make everyone laugh." He saw the post about the atomic bomb on the screen and finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"...So that's how it is. To make outstanding contributions to human happiness, to bring more joy to people, and to give those who are depressed some relief."

In just a few seconds, Jiuge found a seemingly noble reason for those who create simple, joyful fun.

“You can understand it this way…” An Chen couldn’t bear to shatter Jiu Ge’s fantasy.

"So you see what people who are looking for fun post, so you're a fun person too." Jiuge frowned and said something logically sound.

“That makes sense…” An Chen had never imagined that he might be a source of amusement.

He only checked it occasionally when he was bored, and didn't think much of it.

"Besides these, what else do you want to look at?" After summarizing the new knowledge, Jiuge shifted her attention back to her original purpose.

"If there's anything else... how about watching some classic movies?" An Chen glanced at Jiu Ge's expression.

It is indeed very suspicious.

"What else? What else?" Jiuge asked excitedly.

“And…” An Chen finally realized something was wrong.

"What are you expecting?" He stroked the stray hairs on Jiu Ge's forehead, his expression helpless.

"I wasn't expecting anything, I was just asking." Jiuge said nervously.

Before they could dig anything deeper, An Chen had already become suspicious with his intelligence.

"Do you want to see my phone's search history?" An Chen's lips curled into a smile as he coaxed her.

"Yes, I want to see it." Jiuge nodded, speaking the truth.

She had an honest and unassuming appearance, and no one could tell that she had any bad intentions.

"..." An Chen was speechless and tossed his phone to Jiu Ge.

Jiuge rolled her eyes, picked up her phone, and started scrolling through the history.

Su Zhi said that those were the things she saw in her search history.

The evidence could only be seen if An Chen took it when he was off guard and didn't have time to delete the records.

"So you're looking for evidence that I'm a pervert?" After thinking about the reason, An Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"How did you know?" Jiuge asked in horror.

However, what terrified her even more was that An Chen's phone had zero history records.

Forget about pornographic films, I couldn't even find a single idiotic post from the search results I just made.

“There’s a setting called incognito browsing.” An Chen patted Jiu Ge’s shoulder and shrugged.

"So are you a pervert?" Jiu Ge handed the phone back to An Chen, pouting.

"Is this what you want me to be?" An Chen didn't answer, but instead asked in return.

“I hope you’re not,” Jiuge answered honestly.

If she wanted to, she wouldn't care so much about whether all men are perverts.

“Then I’m not.” An Chen took a sip of tea and spoke softly.

"?" Jiuge asked, puzzled.

"It's not a matter of whether I want to or not, it's about whether you are or not," she said awkwardly, tucking her hair behind her ear.

"What is the definition of pervert?" An Chen put down his teacup and asked in return.

"Well... well, touching legs doesn't count, and neither does biting necks or giving hickeys." Jiuge repeated the knowledge Su Zhi had told her.

After she got back, she checked and found that what she had said was indeed not abnormal.

"You even know how to grow strawberries?" An Chen chuckled again.

He suddenly felt that it wouldn't be a bad idea for Su Zhi to share some knowledge with Jiu Ge.

"In short, perverted is just something even more perverted!" Jiuge recalled the chat content, her face turning red again.

"So what kind of pervert is it?" An Chen looked up, his eyes filled with doubt.

“It’s that kind of thing,” Jiuge stammered.

It was indeed too embarrassing to ask her to say it directly.

"Which one?" An Chen pressed on relentlessly.

"It's...it's porn!" Jiuge slammed her fist on the sofa.

The sofa was smashed, leaving a dent.

"..."

An Chen glanced at the pit.

"I know, I won't tell you," he replied calmly.

"?" Jiuge was shocked.

Chapter 287 A Fan with a Deranged Mind (Seeking Monthly Tickets and Subscriptions)

Weekend evening.

Having just finished a simple temporary task, An Chen returned to his apartment and mysteriously took Jiu Ge out again.

I didn't go far, nor did I wander around the neighborhood.

He sent Zhang Zhidong away and pulled Jiu Ge to sit at the entrance of the Spirit Realm Mental Health Clinic.

“That would make us look strange.” Jiuge hugged her small white bag and looked around warily.

She thought An Chen had brought her out on a date to help her relax after the stress of completing the mission.