Hogwarts: Hermione and I switched identities!

“Long-term relationships never work out, Li Su.” Terry, looking like a wise old man, patted Li Su on the shoulder twice. “I suggest you learn from Tom. Look at Tom, he never gives girls Gallon on his own.”

"Merlin's beard! Tom is a beast! Not only does he not give girls Galleons, he even tries to plunder the remaining Galleons from them! How am I supposed to learn from him?!"

Tom scratched his head, feeling that he wasn't that much of a beast.

Besides, Hermione earns so many Galleons, but she doesn't use them herself, so it's better to let her use them.

“Li Su,” Tom said seriously, “are you sure your senior isn’t on a date with another boy in Hogsmeade Village?”

"That will never happen!" Li Su clenched her fist. "I firmly believe it!"

Li Su trusted his judgment; how could the girl he set his sights on be a gold digger?

That girl must be waiting for him, waiting for him to become a fourth-year student, and then the two of them will walk hand in hand through Hogsmeade, visiting every shop in front of it.

When they reach the right age and the time is right, they may even get engaged.

Li Su felt that her future was bright and full of hope.

“Perhaps I really should apply for a place for you to go to Hogsmeade Village,” Tom sighed. “Honestly, I’ve seen many cases like yours, but no one of them ever ends up well, and I don’t think you’ll be any different.”

I will try my best to apply for a qualification for you this weekend, but you need to put my name as your guardian.

"Don't tell that girl beforehand, Terry. You better keep an eye on him. This guy can't keep a secret. If they find out our plan beforehand, I'll pull your teeth out."

Terry immediately stood up straight and gave a respectful salute: "I guarantee I will complete the mission."

"By the way, Terry, you'll come with us to Hogsmeade Village and see how this kid gets his comeuppance."

"Tom, you are my father reincarnated!!!" Terry's attitude immediately became respectful.

For Terry, face and such things were completely unimportant; he would do anything to get to Hogsmeade Village.

"Alright, let's put this aside for now. Come with me." Tom flicked his sleeve and opened the dormitory door first.

"Wait a minute, Tom, if we leave the dorm at this time, will we miss the curfew?" Terry checked the time and figured they could only play outside for about half an hour at most.

However, Tom would never make himself look so glamorous for just half an hour.

“It’s alright. I’ve already told Peeves beforehand that if Filch wants to check our Ravenclaw dorms tonight, he’ll help us mess with Filch.”

"Even Peeves listens to you, Tom, you're a real succubus!" Terry gritted his teeth; he was so envious of Tom.

If he could be like Tom, with everyone obeying him, Terry couldn't even imagine how wonderful his life at Hogwarts would be.

Ignoring their compliments, Tom led Li Su and Terry away from the Ravenclaw dormitory and headed to a small, unused classroom.

The classroom was empty, but there were some things on the floor that Tom had prepared in advance.

"Tom, is this a crime scene?" Li Su hugged her shoulders tightly. "Did we see something we shouldn't have? Tom, you're not going to kill us tonight to keep us quiet, are you?"

"Stop reading those fairy tales!" Tom rolled his eyes at the other person. "We're just coming out tonight for a late-night snack."

"Does going out for a late-night snack really require such a big fuss? You even changed into your best clothes!"

Seeing how excited the other person was, Tom's lips unconsciously curled up into a smile.

The reason I changed into such nice clothes...

Of course, it's because someone else is coming!

If it were just Hermione and Misha together, Tom would wear a simple, unadorned nightgown, just like Terry and Lisu.

After all, Tom was very familiar with Hermione and Misha, so he didn't need to hide anything from them.

But the problem is...

There were more than just the three of them.

Tom didn't call many people that night, worried that calling too many would expose Isabel's actions.

So Tom decided to invite a few people he trusted, or at least people he could trust.

Tom knew that none of the people who came would expose their actions.

“Li Su, look, Tom is smiling again. I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen every time he smiles. Is this guy setting us up again?” Terry leaned against Li Su, a bitter look on his face.

He was genuinely afraid of Tom.

Every time Tom smiled, Terry felt that someone was about to suffer.

Most importantly, Tom was smiling at him this time, which means he's likely to be the one who suffers!

Terry enjoys seeing others make fools of themselves, but he doesn't want to be the one to do it!

"Tom, do you think it's too late for me to go back and change my clothes now?"

“It’s too late. I arranged to meet them at 10:15 p.m., and they’re less than 10 minutes away from arriving.”

"Tom, stop keeping me in suspense! Tell me who's coming!" Terry grabbed Tom's shoulders and shook him back and forth.

"You'll find out soon enough, won't you? You'll never guess!"

Li Su still didn't care. He curled his lip and said, "Who else could it be? At most, it's Hermione and Tom's two sisters, right?"

Li Su had her own ideas.

Ever since he joined the Hermione Fan Club last year and was ruined by Tom's words, he knew that there was no chance between him and Hermione.

As for Tom's two sisters?

That chance was even slimmer. The thought of Tom becoming her family member and having to suffer Tom's torment every day made Li Su feel that her future was bleak and hopeless.

Therefore, Li Su didn't care about these three people at all.

Seeing Li Su's carefree demeanor, Terry became even more flustered.

Terry used the process of elimination, and since Li Su said so, it means that his idea must be wrong.

How could a mere Li Su possibly guess what Tom was really thinking?

You have to understand, even the great Professor Snape was manipulated by Tom, how could he possibly let Li Su, a mere Li Su, succeed!

"I don't know either," Tom said with a laugh, shrug his shoulders.

A moment later, a mirror on Tom's chest lit up.

That was a magical tool that Gara gave to Tom.

This mirror allows Tom and Garo to communicate without barriers even from a distance, and they can even see each other.

In layman's terms, it's like a video call in the magical world.

Tom picked up the magic mirror and pointed it at himself. In the mirror, Tom saw Gara and the giant, colorful-scaled chicken behind Gara.

"Tom, are you guys ready to start yet?" Garo's voice was slightly lazy. "If you've started, I'll come over now, but I need to settle the Rainbow-Scaled Giant Chicken in first."

"It'll be ready soon. If you want to eat right away, come back in 20 minutes."

Eat it directly?

A terrifying image flashed through Terry's mind.

Tom summoned a giant dragon; is he going to let Gara eat them both?

Is it too late for me to write my will now?

Suddenly, Terry took out paper and pen from his pocket and began to write while lying on the ground.

"What are you doing?" Tom was completely baffled by Terry's actions.

This guy doesn't even know who's coming, yet he's already writing love letters?

Are you feeling repressed?

"I'm worried that my parents will be sad to see me dead and mutilated, so I wrote something in advance, Tom. If I die here, please don't show my parents my body. Just say that I was killed by magic while fighting with the mysterious man."

Tom: "...On a side note, if you had died in the battle with the mysterious man, I don't think you would have had a complete body, or even that your body would exist at all."

Just then, the door was suddenly opened, and two heads poked in.

Chapter 130 So many girls... How come there are so many girls!

The moment her cute little face appeared, it immediately drew the attention of Terry and Li Su.

Upon seeing this person, Li Su and Terry breathed a sigh of relief.

Especially Terry.

He just looked worried, but now he sees who's coming...

I'm safe now. At least I won't die here tonight, or be killed by Gara.

"Hermione, long time no see." Terry waved to the newcomer.

Hearing Terry's address, Hermione stepped out of the shadows: "You scared me! I thought I was in the wrong place. Why aren't the lights on?"

Tom, I didn't see your face at all. You should have waited for us in the hallway!

Tom laughed and said, "If someone sees me in the hallway, they'll definitely come up to me out of curiosity. We agreed that tonight is a secret operation, and it's the first one. We can't just expose ourselves like this."

“That’s true…” Hermione nodded, agreeing with Tom’s assessment. “Haven’t the others arrived yet? Only your dorm mates are here?”

"It will probably take some more time. I think the two siblings are probably still arguing right now."

The two siblings Tom was referring to were, of course, Misha and Isabel.

Ever since these two little guys moved into the same dorm room, they've been constantly bickering and fighting.

As soon as Tom finished speaking, Misha and Isabel walked into the room from outside.

The two of them, as expected, did not stop arguing.

"I told you, you should at least prepare the ingredients in advance. You can't just leave everything to Tom!" Misha's voice was sharp as she continued to attack Isabel. "It's because there are too many overgrown babies like you that Tom is so tired every day. You're just as useless as Tom's two roommates!"

Terry and Li Su: "?"

What kind of talk is that!

What do you mean by being useless!

They were still somewhat useful to Tom, for example, for example...

Terry thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized that he was indeed not very useful.

But if it doesn't work, is that my fault?