Hogwarts: Hermione and I switched identities!

It was just a small punishment for her.

Chapter 51 Help Me Find a Husband, Hermione! (Please vote and give me your monthly pass!)

"Good morning, Hermione..." Lavender groggily rubbed her eyes and pulled her messy blonde curls back. "Hmm... writing a letter so early in the morning, is it for Tom?"

The two in the dormitory already knew about the inappropriate relationship between Tom and Hermione—they seemed to talk about everything, but in Hermione's eyes, Tom was always a jerk.

"No," Tom shook his head, "it's a letter to my senior."

"Aki-senpai from the second year?"

Tom looked at Lavender in surprise: "You know the senior too?"

"I don't know her. When you went to Hogsmeade Village before, Senior Qiu came looking for you in a panic. I wanted to ask you what happened in Hogsmeade Village."

Lavender yawned: "Never mind, you go ahead and write. It's a wonderful weekend. I'm going back to sleep. I have a Quidditch match this afternoon."

They knew Hermione didn't care about Quidditch.

It's not that I hate her, but I don't really like her that much—Hermione only goes to check on her when she's finished with everything she's doing, but generally Hermione's tasks are never finished.

"I won't go," Tom would say with a smile.

"Huh?" Lavender was surprised for a second, then realized, "Oh right, the Christmas ball, right? I didn't expect that annoying guy Malfoy would actually hire a dance teacher for you."

Tom: "?"

Why wasn't this mentioned in the diary? Hermione, you secretly tricked me!

They actually want me to embarrass myself in public? That's interesting.

Hermione only wrote about her daily anxiety and idleness in her diary, and Tom thought she had completely given up. It turns out she had hooked up with that little Malfoy!

After writing the letter, Tom mailed it out, his target being Senior Zhang Qiu.

……

the other side.

Hermione's lips were practically agape.

According to Terry and Li Su, Tom hasn't been practicing dancing at all these days!

Tom himself doesn't know how to ballroom dance.

After all, ballroom dancing is so awkward, and just thinking about Tom's muscular physique and having to dance... Hermione guessed he couldn't bring himself to do it!

There's only one week left until the ball.

Tom wants to learn ballroom dancing in a week?

Dreaming, dreaming, dreaming!

This victory is my, Hermione's, achievement!

Holding the book, Hermione's mood improved even more.

They ran into Zhang Qiu, and an owl flew in from a distance and landed in Zhang Qiu's hand.

It's Mirara!

What letter has that bastard Tom written to Cho Chang again?!

Hermione found a pillar and hid behind it, quietly observing Cho Chang's changing expressions.

"Tom! Hehehe, look at my new magic!" Terry clung to him, but after noticing the sneaky Tom, he didn't bother him. Instead, he hid behind Tom. "Tom, what are you doing?"

Noticing Tom's gaze, Terry's lips curled up: "Oh~ so you've got your eye on Senior Zhang Qiu... no! Tom, you're getting a little cocky. You're not allowed to make a move on Senior Zhang Qiu!"

You already have Hermione, so just wait until you're an adult and then marry her!

“Who wants to marry him?” Hermione rolled her eyes. “Don’t bother me, I’m…”

Hermione's words caught in her throat.

Zhang Qiu smiled!

What letter did Tom write to her?

Mustering her courage, Hermione left behind the pillar and said, "Senior, what a coincidence!"

"Oh? Tom, are you going to the library?"

"I just got back from there, and then I saw that you received a letter, and the owl looks like Hermione's?"

Zhang Qiu nodded: "Hermione invited me to dance. She said I'm going to the ball next week, and I haven't learned anything yet."

Tom, you can't do this! You look so confident, you must have already mastered the dance, how can you leave Hermione aside?

Hermione's a girl, and although she's usually carefree, she's actually quite vulnerable inside. She can't do that again... By the way, you can come with me; it'll be good for you two to practice beforehand!

"I don't..." Hermione was pulled away by Cho Zhang before she could finish speaking.

Terry, still hiding in the shadows, was grinding his back teeth to powder.

Damn it, damn it all!

Tom, how could you dance with your senior like that!

He didn't hear their conversation clearly, only something about dancing and Hermione's...

Cho Chang is probably inviting Tom to dance, and she's asking him to keep it a secret from Hermione!

What a jerk! What a bastard!

We must tell Li Su that we should execute Tom on the spot tonight!

Speak of the devil, and he appears. Li Su was biting into a sandwich, holding a paper bag in her arms containing three or five chicken legs.

“Come with me, Sue. That traitor Tom is up to no good again. We have to stop him this time!” Terry said through gritted teeth.

"How come you still have so much food? Share some with me!"

"Get lost, I won't give it to you!" Li Su clutched the paper package in her arms tightly. "What did Tom do? Tell me now."

"He's dancing with his senior right now! Nobody can stop Tom anymore, only us! We have to step in! We absolutely can't let Tom run rampant like this!"

In an instant, Li Su's eyes became clear.

The two held hands tightly.

Li Su: "How do we kill him?"

Terry: "Drowning the pig in a cage!"

Li Su: "We can't beat them."

Terry: "I'll find a way to drug Tom, then you change into women's clothes, and I'll take the opportunity to tie him up!"

Li Su: "? Get lost! But we have to act now, or it will be too late!"

……

Hermione was being dragged along the whole way, and it was the first time she had ever noticed how soft Zhang Qiu's hands were.

I guess I got the better deal...

No, this is Tom's body. Am I helping Tom take advantage of me?

"Senior, you're too strong, it hurts."

“If I let go of you, you’ll definitely run away, right?” Zhang Qiu ignored Hermione and continued, “You and Hermione are always like this, arguing every other day. You two are clearly very good friends, aren’t you?”

I envy Hermione for having such a good friend like you. You always come to Hermione's aid in crucial moments.

Hermione suddenly spoke up: "We're also very good friends!"

"Then come with me!"

……

Twenty minutes later.

Tom, Hermione, and Cho Chang looked at each other in bewilderment.

Tom was completely confused.

what's the situation?

I only wanted to mess with Zhang Qiu, why did I drag Hermione into this too?

Before Tom could react, Cho Zhang suddenly shoved Hermione in front of him.

"Senior?" Tom asked, "How did you... how did you bring Tom here?"

"Hmph, I saw Tom trying to pull some tricks again, secretly going to learn to dance, and then he left you aside and grabbed you. Now, Tom, you teach Hermione how to dance ballroom!"

Tom and Hermione both lowered their heads at the same time.

Senior Zhang Qiu's words, though seemingly targeting only one person, actually severely damaged both of them.

"I heard that Malfoy found you a dance teacher?" Tom pulled Hermione aside and asked in a low voice.

"That's not true!"

No matter what Tom said, Hermione was determined to deny it to the death.

If I admit it now, Tom will definitely use this incident to humiliate me severely in the future!

"Is it true that you don't have it, or are you pretending not to?"

"Really do not have!"

“Then I’ll go ask Malfoy right now.” Tom tossed his wizard’s robes aside and pretended to be angry. “Don’t blame me for using your body for anything else.”

Hermione panicked: "You're not allowed to go! If you go, I'll go with Senior Zhang Qiu..."

Hermione thought for a long time but still couldn't figure out how to threaten Tom.

"If you dare go, I'll run around the school shirtless tonight and let everyone see your shameless behavior!"

"Thanks." Tom yawned, Hermione's threat had no effect. "Could you please hold up a sign while you're jogging at night and say you're looking for a spouse, to find one... or a few marriage partners? I'll definitely keep that promise when I come of age."

"asshole!"

Hermione gritted her teeth and punched him twice.