"Teacher Wei dislikes you because you have bad breath."

Xiaoju dampened the enthusiasm of her neighbors who were strolling downstairs in the dormitory building, and persuaded them to leave.

Lin Mo swallowed hard, guessing that from now on, when Lao Wei went out, no neighbors would come to greet him anymore.

Old Wei left the community without taking a taxi or a bus. He walked forward with his usual firm steps, followed the overpass to the Tianhe Riverbank, and occasionally adjusted his bow tie.

He ignored the warning line at the upper reaches of the Milky Way and walked straight in.

Lin Mo and the others quietly followed, wanting to see what Lao Wei was up to.

If he intends to commit suicide, Lin Mo can stop him at any time.

Standing on the riverbank, Lao Wei suddenly turned to the side, startling Lin Mo, who thought Lao Wei had discovered him.

But Old Wei didn't turn around. He said to a ball of air, "You've come?"

As if the air was responding to him, he said, "The scenery in Tianhe is really beautiful. It's the perfect place for running. I used to come here to catch fish when I was a kid."

As if the air responded to him, he continued, "My salary is actually not high. I own an apartment, which was allocated by the school. I don't own a car, mainly because I don't have a driver's license."

Who is he talking to?

Xiaoju looked at Ye Zimo curiously, but Ye Zimo remained expressionless.

Lin Mo was just as confused as Xiao Ju.

"Concentrate your mind and think of the Heavenly River Curse."

Ye Zimo offered a suggestion.

So Lin Mo and Xiao Ju nodded and began to concentrate on thinking about the Heavenly River Curse.

When Lin Mo opened his eyes again, he saw that the air opposite Lao Wei had turned into a silver-haired woman.

The woman's face was obscured; there seemed to be a hazy white mist over her features.

But Lin Mo wouldn't be mistaken about her silver hair; it was the same river god image on the Tianhe Curse website.

Old Wei's blind date turned out to be the River God?!

Lin Mo was shocked, but thinking about it, it made sense. He was the River God's next target, and to lure him into suicide, the River God would definitely focus on something he cared about.

If the River God doesn't want to hold a math competition and answer questions with Lao Wei, then the only option is a blind date.

Are you satisfied with your current job?

She asked Old Wei.

Her voice was low and hoarse, not like a woman's voice, but more like the reverberation of some kind of machine.

Old Wei paused for a moment: "I'm satisfied. I think everything is fine. It's just that my parents really want to see me get married, and I also think it's time for me to get married."

"I'm not good-looking, I have no hair, I come from a poor family, I'm old, I don't own a house or a car, and I have elderly parents to support."

The river god seemed to be trying to provoke Lao Wei, but Lao Wei displayed an unusual confidence and retorted.

“A man is in his prime at thirty, and I still have hair. Look, I have a house, although it was allocated, it's a two-bedroom apartment, which is perfectly adequate. A car is a consumable item, buying one would be a waste of money, and look how convenient transportation is these days. My parents are still in good health and don't need my support for the time being.”

Lin Mo was astonished by Lao Wei's series of answers.

This is what they call ordinary yet confident!

Lin Mo silently gave Lao Wei a thumbs up. He admired no one but Lao Wei.

The River God was stunned, clearly not expecting that Old Wei could still refute him in this state.

She continued, "Having been single for so many years, haven't you ever thought it might be your own fault?"

"I'm too busy with work, and I basically don't have any free time, so I rarely go on blind dates."

Old Wei said earnestly, as if to tell the other person, "You should cherish this opportunity to go on a blind date with me."

Lin Mo broke out in a sweat. "No, you go on blind dates all the time!"

The River Goddess was surprised by Lao Wei's confidence, so she decided to change her strategy and try a different way of chatting.

"You failed at blind dates sixty-four times. Maybe it's not your fault, it's the world's fault."

Old Wei was stunned for a moment: "That's right, this world is becoming more and more superficial, only valuing appearance and not paying attention to inner qualities."

"Since the world is so terrible, shall we leave it together?"

The river god stretched out his hand, looked at Old Wei, and gestured for him to take his hand.

"No."

Lin Mo was about to rush out when Xiao Ju grabbed his arm: "He's sleepwalking. You can't interrupt him abruptly. You might scare him awake and make him stupid."

"What should I do?"

Lin Mo frowned.

"You can pretend to be another one of his blind dates and enter his dreams."

Xiaoju blinked, looking at Lin Mo expectantly.

Lin Mo flatly refused: "No, impossible! I'm a man!"

Then, Lin Mo appeared next to Lao Wei, sporting a wig that Xiao Ju had somehow found.

He swatted away the river god's hand and grabbed Old Wei, saying, "Ignore her, I'm the one you're supposed to be on this blind date!"

Old Wei, still half-asleep, mechanically turned his head to look at Lin Mo.

"I actually had two blind dates today?"

Lin Mo breathed a sigh of relief; the fruit was sleepwalking and didn't even recognize itself.

The river god had grabbed Lao Wei's hand, intending to take him into the river.

Lin Mo suddenly interrupted her, which made her very upset.

Her face, shrouded in white mist, turned slightly to the side, her eyes seemingly staring directly at Lin Mo.

"It's you. I remember you."

Her gaze sharpened, and a red light flashed in her eyes.

"Come with me."

Lin Mo grabbed Lao Wei's hand, not wanting him to stay any longer. The River God was clearly angry, and if a fight broke out here, what if Lao Wei got caught in the crossfire?

It's safest to send him home first.

However, Lao Wei let go of his hand: "I'm not going back. This world is wrong, I'm not wrong, and nobody really understands me."

Why did you suddenly become so pessimistic???

Lin Mo was surprised. Could it be because of some kind of psychological suggestion from the River God?

Lin Mo suddenly pointed at Xiao Ju: "Look, our child."

Old Wei tilted his head and saw Xiao Ju forcing a smile.

Xiaoju waved her hand: "I'm here."

"So I already have a wife and kids."

Old Wei looked relieved, and his misanthropic mood suddenly disappeared.

Lin Mo patted his chest. He had only wanted to try it out, but he didn't expect it to actually work. He breathed a huge sigh of relief.

Chapter 160 Guidance

Lin Mo reached out and slowly took Old Wei's hand, which he used to hold chalk all year round.

"Let's go home."

Old Wei paused, and when he saw Lin Mo wearing a wig, his eyes seemed to hesitate.

After a long pause, he released Lin Mo's hand: "Why are you such a bad student? You're even wearing a wig. Do you think I won't recognize you just because you're wearing a wig? Brother Ma, what are you doing here causing trouble?"

Lin Mo turned around and glanced at Ye Zimo and Xiao Ju.

"You played the role terribly!"

Xiaoju expressed her disappointment, saying that her benefactor lacked the talent of an actor.

Ye Zimo explained, "It must be because Lao Wei usually values ​​his students, so he was able to recognize Lin Mo even when he was sleepwalking and being controlled."

Is that so?

Lin Mo's mind raced, and he came up with another idea.

"teacher."

Lin Mo took off his wig and said seriously, "Teacher, Li Qi's leg has been broken by students from another school. You need to go and see him!"

Old Wei's face showed a look of fear, but it disappeared in an instant. He said calmly, "So what if it's broken? His father has plenty of money to treat him."

Lin Mo broke out in a sweat. Li Qi was useless against Lao Wei, so let's try someone else.

"Teacher, our class monitor has a fever and is in the hospital. Should we go and see him?"

Old Wei frowned, already intending to follow Lin Mo: "We're going to take a look."

But after taking only one step, he seemed to remember something more important and shook his head, saying, "I'll go see her after the blind date."

Xia Luoluo isn't suitable either? Then I'll try another one!

Lin Mo persisted, saying, "Teacher, Deng's father suddenly came to the school and told him not to study anymore, saying that the family owes a lot of money to loan sharks."

"Come on, take me there!"

Old Wei said seriously, taking three steps before suddenly stopping and shaking his head: "This is his family matter, and I shouldn't interfere. I'd better go on a blind date first."

Lin Mo turned his head and saw the River God sneering at him.

"All your efforts are in vain; he is already under my control."

Lin Mo narrowed his eyes into slits, thought for a minute, and looked at Lao Wei again.

"The math competition is about to start, but none of the students in the class are signing up. They think it's not interesting."

"What?! The math competition is starting?! You brats in class, at least sign a few people up! Let's go back to class!"

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