At 3 a.m., the landmines in front of the station

He must be thinking of doing xx, right?

Those guys only have two forms: hungry and hungry.

Xiao Che only knows how to feed the cat, but doesn't know that after feeding the cat, you should feed it something else. Sigh.

Jiang Nai was helpless and could only hope that UU beside her wouldn't have another brain fart and join the other side of the battle.

One team of cats is enough to keep him busy. If stray cats appear around here, I won't even get a sip of soup.

This doesn't work.

She thought she had to say something bad to discourage UU's impulse.

【Um. 】

Thinking of this, she suddenly put down her phone, put on a friendly smile, and looked at the witch cat again—

“UU ah.”

"what!"

UU became very wary.

"You say Xiao Che is your fan, then let me ask you, do you even understand your fans?"

"I don't need to know! Why would I need to know about my fans? Aren't fans just for sleeping with?"

UU blinked, as if she were talking about something as ordinary as eating and drinking.

"?"

Jiang Nai's expression froze, unable to tell whether she was joking or taking it seriously.

"Are you serious?"

"Yeah, if we don't sleep with our fans, are we going to let someone else sleep with us?"

"...?"

"Look, let's analyze this."

She held up one finger and explained the witch's logic:

"What does it mean when fans become your fans?"

What does this mean?

"That means he approves of you!"

"what."

"If he approves of you, it means he appreciates you, admires your aesthetic sense, loves listening to your music, loves looking at you, and then he will fall in love with you."

"No, is there a necessary connection?"

Jiang Nai interrupted her, questioning, "Loving your music and falling in love with someone... are worlds apart, aren't they?"

"How could that be? You've already become a fan of theirs. Doesn't that prove your desire?"

UU clicked her tongue and exclaimed, "No fan doesn't want to sleep with their idol, just like no one would buy something they don't like."

"..."

"Since you've already chosen someone to be your idol, you must want something to happen between you and your idol, right? Is it really that hard to face your inner desires?"

You see, if someone doesn't even dare to dream about it, they're guaranteed to never sleep with the other person. They've already lost from the very first step.

"……All right."

Jiang Nai gave up trying to reason with the witch cat because she believed that UU's reasoning was simply heresy.

She decided to change her opinion of Su Che from her own perspective.

The move used is the 39th skill – "Filter Removal".

Also known as "demystification".

“UU, let me tell you something.”

"Ok?"

"I've known Xiao Che since I was a child."

How small?

"Uh... probably a few years ago."

"That little brat, I thought you two were childhood sweethearts. That would be even better, I could ask you to introduce him to me, invite him out to play, and then we could drink and get him drunk."

UU can easily devise a complete system for stunning someone. It's clear that if we don't stop her, Su Che will be in grave danger once she finds an opportunity in the future.

"...Don't be so extreme. What I want to tell you is that although Xiao Che is good-looking, plays the piano well, is popular with the opposite sex, and has a good personality, he also has many flaws that you don't know about. You'd better not admire him too blindly."

Jiang Nai said with a straight face.

"Clam?"

UU almost burst out laughing.

“He’s good-looking, has a good personality, and we have common interests. Doesn’t that overshadow his other flaws?”

And doesn't having good luck with the opposite sex prove that what everyone wants is the best thing?

This is a positive reinforcement; it proves my judgment is sound. Why can't I blindly appreciate things?

"...No, no, listen to me."

Jiang Nai begins to write:

"First of all, he has a medical condition."

"!"

"Yes, that's right, he's sick."

Faced with such a weighty statement, UU's expression changed slightly.

Uncertainty:

"The illness you mentioned, could it be..."

"Yes."

Jiang Nai nodded, "He has a serious heart condition..."

UU: "Hua Liu disease?"

"???"

"That won't do. If that's the case, I'll have to consider whether I can accept spending the rest of my life taking medicine and getting treatment together after being infected by him."

UU pursed her lips, and actually showed a thoughtful expression!

It seems like they are seriously weighing the pros and cons!

[Holy crap, is she really going to do this?]

[Even so, she's still trying to take advantage of Xiao Che? Has she gone mad?]

Jiang Nai immediately waved her hand, "No, I mean, he has serious psychological problems, that is, he's not quite mentally normal."

"Oh...! I was so scared! I was wondering if it was some serious illness!"

UU's expression immediately relaxed. "Look how scared you are. Well, to put it bluntly, isn't it just Xiangxiang's problem?"

"...Well, it might not be that serious."

"Hey, that's easy. I have a plan that can ease your mind."

UU was very confident, pointed to herself, and said mysteriously:

"Nana, do you know that the root of mental illness often lies in the 'heart' itself?"

"That's true."

"People tend to overthink, and the more things they think about, the more unpleasant things accumulate, and the symptoms appear."

UU said in a serious tone, "So I saw online that if there's a way to keep a patient from thinking about all that nonsense, the condition will improve, and they might even become unaware that they're sick. You know what I mean?"

"..."

Jiang Nai understood and began to speculate: "You don't mean to say that you can lock up all his energy, do you? UU, it's not that I'm underestimating you, but what I mean is, with your... allure, I'm afraid you can't make him addicted to the bed, indulging in pleasure day and night..."

"? I haven't said anything yet."

In an instant, the witch cat let out a wicked laugh and grabbed someone's fox tail.

"Is that what you think? Nana, I told you long ago that you had a fever, but you always denied it. I just recorded it, so you'd better deal with it yourself."

"??? When did you record this?!"

Jiang Nai was shocked. "I didn't see you touch your phone!"

"Yeah, I recorded it with a keyboard, hehehehe..."

UU pointed to the red Record button on the synthesizer in front of her, her smug and wicked smile impossible to hide.

"Damn it, I've been tricked..."

Jiang Nai was speechless. Since things had come to this point, the plan still needed to continue.

“Record if you want, I’m not slandering him. I just want to tell you that besides these two points, he has a lot of other problems. You’d better not target him.”

"What's the problem? Go on. I'm listening."

UU tucked her medieval-style Lolita dress under her bottom, crossed her legs, tilted her head back, and began to listen attentively.

"..."

Jiang Nai felt that ordinary questions could no longer stop her, so she decided to go for something drastic.

First, unleash a three-hit combo—

“His family’s financial situation is average. As you can see, he rents a place in Tianhai and has to work outside, so he’s always away from home at night.”

"So what? I'm well-off. I can perform to support him. I can also ask my family for money, send it to him, and let him spend it so he doesn't have to work hard at part-time jobs."

UU said seriously, "As long as I sacrifice my lifespan, my parents will definitely listen to my request."