"Of course. Didn't I already say that I'd planned and started preparing this gift for the Captain ten thousand years ago? Tsk tsk, anyway, he'll definitely like it~"
"It took so long to prepare!"
"Hum..."
Lin Xi couldn't guess what Xiao Xiao had given him, but judging from the size of the gift box, it could probably only hold a piece of clothing or something.
She seemed to be deep in thought, and turned her gaze to Miya.
"me?"
Miya thought for a moment, then stretched out her little hand and pointed to a large gift box at the bottom of the Christmas tree, saying, "That's what Lingyao and I prepared together."
"?! Are they delivering it together?"
"Yes."
Miya nodded, but at the same time, she looked somewhat uneasy, as if she had done something wrong.
Seeing this, Lin Xi became very curious and quickly asked, "Sister Cat, can you tell me what gift you're giving to Brother? I'm very curious!"
"what……"
"Please, please, I beg you!"
"Fine……"
Miya's wrist was being grabbed and shaken around. Faced with such a cute little sister's coquettishness, she really couldn't resist.
So he said, "You might not know this now, but this cat owner had a 'nemesis'—oh, to put it bluntly, it was my master."
"Your master..."
Lin Xi's mind raced, and she quickly came up with the answer—"Master Lu!"
"Correct."
Miya didn't mince words, keeping it brief: "Cat owners hate him and try every possible way to get rid of him. But, in a fair and square competition, as you've seen, he can't possibly beat my master, whether in composition or performance. My fair, impartial, and objective evaluation—without a single bias—is that cat owners will be crushed by my master..."
"!!!"
Lin Xi opened her small mouth.
Xiao Xiao, standing to the side, turned pale and quickly reminded him, "Keep your voice down! We absolutely can't let him hear that!"
Several people were standing outside the door chirping crickets, so the probability of them being exposed was quite high.
As everyone knows, Su Che is a person who cares a lot about his reputation, especially when compared to his father. This is common sense.
Miya would never normally say such explicit things in order to protect his feelings.
Of course, several members of the "Seven Colors" team, including An Qing, had already had a premonition...
It's highly unlikely that Su Che can actually defeat his father.
They were just forced to put on an act in front of him so they could sleep with him more often.
An Qing didn't want to break up with him, so she supported him unconditionally;
Yuan Xiao wanted to be beaten up by him, so there was no way she would leave him;
Gu Zhi's desire for skin is greater than anything else, so even though she hates practicing the piano, she still hasn't given it up.
Yu tide was obsessed with being bound and entangled with him at night, and for this she was willing to be defeated with him and crushed into dust together by an invincible force.
As for Xiaoxiao...
Xiao Xiao already knew the outcome; from the very beginning, she didn't believe Su Che could win, and her vision was far broader than anyone else's.
I knew he was going to lose, so I waited for him in the next area.
He will give up music and immerse himself in the world of literature. And in that world, I will be the only one who stays with him.
I am invincible.
I am the prophet.
Planning ahead a hundred million steps is a small but decisive move.
Everyone knows this game is doomed to fail. Some people choose to wallow in the present, while others focus on the new growth that will emerge after the collapse.
This is consciousness, this is vision.
Lin Xi was new to the area and didn't understand these things, so she just listened to Miya's insights, hoping to learn some useful experience from her choice of gifts.
Miya glanced furtively back at the door, confirming that the commotion inside was still very loud and showed no signs of stopping. Only then did she feel slightly relieved and continue:
"Well, so my junior sister and I secretly checked and reached a consensus, which is—when giving a gift, give him the gift he needs most."
"What he needs most..."
"Yes. Normally, you can't just give gifts randomly, right? You should at least have a concept that what you give is either something the recipient likes or something they need. Otherwise, it's better not to give anything at all. Do you understand?"
“That makes perfect sense…” Lin Xi nodded repeatedly.
"Based on this, my junior sister and I discussed it and figured you've already covered everything he needs—food, clothing, daily necessities, and entertainment—so there's no need for us to go the extra mile. Therefore, we decided to give him a gift that would directly help his grand plan, and we successfully prepared and shipped it over."
Miya pointed to the huge gift box that looked a bit like a piano...
Lin Xi subconsciously guessed, "Is it some new magical artifact?"
"Do not."
Miya shook her head mysteriously: "The cat owner already has more gadgets in his house than I do. What he lacks is not equipment or ordinary things."
"That is?"
"Humph."
Suddenly, Miya stood up, her eyes gleaming with wisdom, and pointed her little finger to the sky, loudly announcing:
"That's the Guirenniao guqin that my master uses most often in every performance. He thinks it has the best feel and the best quality, without exception! This guqin ranks first among his collection of more than one hundred precious instruments. Whether it's teaching, performing or recording, it's an indispensable tool for him!"
Now, my junior sister and I have stolen it and given it to the cat owner. This is equivalent to us kidnapping the instrument, greatly reducing Master's fighting power—at least 15% of his strength! And the cat owner can use the instrument as a "hostage" to extort a hefty sum from Master! Isn't this killing two birds with one stone? Don't you think this is the perfect gift?
……
……
Chapter 295 What should we eat on the Winter Solstice?
When Christmas arrives, the place is bustling with customers.
Everyone gathered in front of the Christmas tree in the back garden on the first floor, sharing the gifts they had carefully prepared.
"Head Maid, as the person in charge of this household, you hold great power and are showered with affection. May I ask what kind of gift you have prepared for the master?"
"A box of long-acting contraceptive pills."
"???"
"After all, the young master is a responsible person, and I don't want to affect his gaming experience, so I decided to give him a month's worth of long-acting medication so that he can get the most enjoyable and pleasurable experience within a limited time. This is called 'sending out his body'."
"! They actually quantified health and packaged it as a gift! As expected of the head maid!"
"It allows me to spend more time with my master and enhances his experience—a win-win situation! This is amazing, Head Maid!"
The maids were completely convinced and full of admiration.
"Anqing, Anqing, as the first cat to be with its owner, what gift have you prepared?"
"Me...me?"
An Qing hesitated, wanting to speak but not daring to.
In the end, Miya directly exposed her scheme.
"She compiled more than 200 drawings she had secretly made about raising cats into a book, intending to give it to him as a commemorative gift."
"!"
"There are pictures of him with clothes on, without clothes on, taking a shower, sleeping, close-ups of his body parts, and some fantasies of him holding her and showering her with affection."
"Miya, stop talking!"
The girl's pretty face flushed bright red, but the kitten chuckled and went straight to the point:
"You want to remind him to care for you in the way you prefer? Poor An Qing, so tragic!"
An Qing was so enraged by what she heard that she quickly approached the kitten and grabbed it.
The two cats wrestled together, eventually huddling into a ball and turning into a cat pancake.
"Yuanxiao, Yuanxiao, what kind of gift did you give to your master?"
Lin Xi, who was in charge of recording the VCR, came to Yuan Xiao, handed him a miniature microphone, and began the interview.
"Me? The gift I gave him was rather special."
Yuan Xiao made his own judgment:
"I gave him a taste of anger."
"???anger??"
"Yes. I secretly rummaged through his storage box and found a man's photo at the very back; it seemed quite valuable!"
When I looked at the photo, it was a middle-aged man who looked a lot like Ah Che. I figured he might be a family member of Ah Che's. So I hid the photo. That way, when Ah Che finds it, he'll be unhappy and angry, and then he'll find the culprit and punish him severely! Hehehehehehe...!"
The little bird put its hands on its hips and openly and brazenly confessed its evil deeds.
"Good grief, not only do you not give a gift, but you also steal important documents from the birthday person's box? Typical Yuan Xiao!"
"Of course! I was worried that I hadn't done enough mischief, so I also stole the box that Ah Che used to store tea."
Seeing how much he loves tea, checking the tea box every day, I figured he'd be really uncomfortable without it! Yeah, that's just like me!
"………………It was indeed a fit of anger."
Lin Xi praised him repeatedly, then sent Su Che a report, informing him that the tea leaves and photos had been stolen by the little bird.
Before her anger flared up, she ran to the other side.
"Gu Zhi, Gu Zhi, as Yuan Xiao's older sister, were you mentally prepared for your younger sister's mischief? Also, what kind of gift did you give your master?"
"what……"
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