At 3 a.m., the landmines in front of the station

"Teacher Jiang, please explain in detail. I love hearing this!"

"Well, from what I know, he usually has a deadpan expression on his face, making him seem extremely aloof and unapproachable. But after repeated testing, I've discovered that he's actually quite susceptible to 'half-hearted resistance'."

"Half-heartedly resisting!"

"That's right, listen carefully, I'll only teach you once. Most men, when they meet a beautiful woman, will become simps, fawning over her and trying to get her attention under the influence of Xing's repression. But Xiao Che is the opposite. Because there are too many women around him, he avoids them like the plague, fearing that even more women will get close."

At times like this, he'll pretend to be someone you don't want to bother, much like the aloof beauty in school. But once you find an opportunity to corner him or pull him into your room and lock the door, congratulations, from now on, he'll belong to you alone.

What he liked most was being tricked into the cats' little nest, being forcefully and thoroughly eaten until he couldn't get up anymore—

This is something I learned from Ari.

"!"

Such vulgar lessons were like a revelation to Lin Xi, making her suddenly realize the truth! But Su Che outside the door frowned and gritted his teeth.

I wish I could drag Jiang Nai out and lock her in the basement to torture her properly!

See? Lin Xi is indeed acting according to Nana's instructions!

Fortunately, there was a relatively calmer little lamb nearby. Seeing her younger sister being so unrestrained, the older sister naturally couldn't ignore it.

She said, "Your room may be small, but my room is much warmer and more spacious."

I don't think my room is any worse than yours.

"Sister, what do you mean?"

"It doesn't mean anything, I'm just stating the facts."

The little lamb was unyielding on this matter. "I'm sure you've learned some common sense. Fruits are very astringent when they're green, but they taste best when they're a little ripe. They don't look old and they're very sweet. I think my deskmate understands what I mean. As for you, it doesn't matter whether you understand or not."

"Sister! You!..."

It's clear that the two women often bicker, especially when it comes to the "right to rest," with neither willing to concede to the other.

Su Che was pondering how to defuse the two girls' bickering when, to his surprise, they came up with a solution themselves with practiced ease.

"Then let's have a competition! Let him stay in our rooms separately, and then we can judge whose room is more comfortable. Wouldn't that be great? My brother is objective and fair, and I'm sure he won't favor either of us!"

"Let's compete! Who's afraid of who? When it comes to softness, little sister, you can't even come close to my level, okay?"

Su Che: "..."

Seeing that things were spiraling out of control, Su Che stepped forward, separating the two sisters and admonishing them:

"There's really no point in comparing these things. After all, you're all adorable, and even in this area, there are always people better than you, so it's not good to compare. Just let things take their natural course."

"Really? Even when it comes to room comfort, there are people who are better than me?"

Lin Mianmian blinked, tilted her head, and asked, "But deskmate, you've never been to my room, how do you know if it's clean or not?"

"Huh? I wasn't like before..."

Su Che was halfway through his sentence when he suddenly woke up—

Yeah, they're just comparing whose room is cleaner. Why should I get involved?

Feeling a little embarrassed, I said, "Maybe I misunderstood. Don't worry about it."

"Hmph... Desk mate, in my opinion, living in a cat-and-mommy environment for so long has probably corrupted you. Thank goodness, coming to my house can help cleanse your mind and body, so you're no longer immersed in this hellish state every day~"

Lin Mianmian smiled gently and pulled him toward another room. "Come on, come on, let's take a look at mine first. After all, I'm more mature than Xi'er, and my room will definitely be a pleasant surprise for you."

"..."

On the other side, Lin Xi immediately realized something was wrong and grabbed Su Che's other wrist. "No! I won't allow it! Brother should experience it here first! Only after you've experienced it can you go to Sister's!"

"Hasn't he already seen your room? He's practically done experiencing it. Now he's coming to my room."

"Sister, you're cheating! You're just pretending not to know what's going on! You're bullying me!"

"Really? Shouldn't a child listen to their older sister? Xi'er, I think you're still too greedy. Don't you know when you should listen to your older sister and restrain yourself?"

"..."

Su Che had a terrible headache.

He didn't know if the two sisters were like this all the time, or if this was just a one-off occurrence.

In short, he experienced being "split in two" in this cake shop...

The old approach of "remaining unchanged in the face of all changes" is clearly no longer viable.

"Ok."

To avoid being torn to pieces by the two of them, Su Che went all out, gritting his teeth and pulling Lin Mianmian back with all his might.

He said boldly, "You two don't need to argue anymore. Let's compete together."

"!?"

"Let's do it in your sister's room. Aren't we judging whose room is the cleanest? I feel like I've been to your room before, or at least I have a pretty good impression of it."

So from now on, you stay here too, and the two of you can work together to find the answer, which will save us from arguing anymore. How about that?

Su Che felt helpless and regretted not bringing tea with him when he went out today. He was afraid he would be severely injured before he could go home tomorrow.

Sure enough, his guess came true.

The two sisters exchanged a smile, and their tense standoff instantly transformed into perfect understanding!

Lin Xi, the younger sister, immediately turned around and drew the curtains, closing them until the room was pitch black.

The older sister, Lin Mianmian, went to the door and locked it from the inside. She then stopped in front of the wardrobe, reached in, and rummaged around inside, taking out something.

Su Che stood helplessly in the darkness, unable to stand for more than a few seconds, before the two sisters pushed her down onto the thick, comfortable soft bed, rendering her unable to resist.

As Jiang Nai said—

"Once you lure him into your home and lock the room so he can't get out, the rest is entirely in your hands."

As someone who's been there, he's truly experienced; with just a few words, he can explain the underlying logic of Su Che's human body.

The room became increasingly chaotic.

The once clean and tidy girl's bedroom gradually transformed into a scene too unbearable to look at as the time passed to three in the morning.

A strange smell, tissues strewn about, wrinkled sheets, clothes accidentally stained, shoes kicked haphazardly to the floor...

Everything brought this date to a perfect close.

Exhausted, Su Che sighed:

"My own room is definitely the cleanest."

……

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Chapter 319 Test Nana

The eighth date belonged to Jiang Nai.

Because her CD playing time was previously sealed for 10 months, she has been feeling depressed lately, like a dying, withered cactus.

"It's a person?"

"He hasn't given me water for 300 days, is Xiao Che even human?"

At this moment, she was standing idly in the tea room of the house, brewing coffee with a high-end fully automatic coffee machine, muttering to herself, all of it referring to someone.

"Nana-nee, you look unhappy..."

A young maid cautiously approached and struck up a conversation.

Upon hearing this, Jiang Nai glanced back at the other person and sighed, "How can I be happy? I haven't received proper yin-yang balance from men for a long time, which has caused my menstrual cycle to become irregular. I have to go to the gynecologist regularly to get medication. Tell me, my endocrine system is all messed up, how can I be happy?"

"..."

The maids dared not argue, even though they themselves couldn't get any meat either.

"Xiao Che was taken away by the Lin sisters last night, and he probably won't be back for a while. Even if I drew number eight, which is a lucky number, what's the use? A date that can't be 'tested' by him isn't a date at all!"

Jiang Nai's view is very extreme. It seems that in her eyes, dating means that you have to eat. A date without eating is a waste of time and energy, and nothing is done.

"Yes... Although those sisters are usually quiet, the older sister, Lin Mianmian, seems to have known her master since childhood and is very much loved by him... The younger sister, Lin Xi, is also very popular among the maids... Sister Nana, you have to work harder..."

"Childhood sweetheart... How awful."

Jiang Nai blushed slightly at the mere mention of the phrase "childhood sweethearts".

In terms of the length of time they've known each other, Jiang Nai believes she's no less capable than anyone else.

The problem is, my appearance was terrible back then, and I was overweight, so there was no way I could attract Su Che's attention... Even if we had known each other earlier, it would have been meaningless!

The favorability rating increased by almost zero.

After all, she knew that Su Che was a very realistic person. He would never engage in online dating for no reason. He would assume that any woman he had never met in person but only seen in photos was ugly and would never fall for her.

Jiang Nai actually agreed with this logic. She had tried to take a long-term approach with him and slowly cultivate a relationship with him online, but who knew that her plan would completely fall apart in the end... and she was harshly rejected by him!

Therefore, she felt even more remorseful, hating herself for not realizing things sooner when she was young and for not paying attention to her image.

"Sigh. Oh well. I've already been relegated to the sidelines anyway, so I shouldn't expect anything valuable anymore. I'll be content if he can talk to me when he comes back today. I'd better stop fantasizing."

As she spoke, she picked up the freshly brewed coffee, brought it to her lips, and took a sip.

The rich, mellow aroma, tinged with bitterness, flooded her tongue and throat. The layers of coffee beans stimulated her mind, instantly clearing her head and plunging her into a saintly state of rationality, where she no longer cared about physical matters.

The maid standing beside her looked at her with envy and flattered her, "Sister Nana really has a great mindset. We can't adjust as quickly as you."

"Hmph, that's right. Actually, you've all misunderstood me all along. My relationship with Xiao Che is purely platonic. I helped him with many academic tests, and he asked me to be the bass teacher for the cats. Our relationship couldn't be more innocent, you know?"

When Jiang Nai said this, her serious expression almost made UU, who was passing by, laugh. However, UU never intended to expose her teammates' little schemes, but simply offered a friendly reminder:

"This is a rare opportunity. I've gone to great lengths to plan this romantic date, so please don't have any regrets. In short, I've done everything I could. Whether you can escape this 'cold palace' situation depends entirely on your own efforts."

"Hmph, I know what I'm doing."

Jiang Nai still acted as if she didn't care, as if she really didn't care anymore.

About three hours later, it was noon.

Su Che's car was parked at the entrance of the yard.