However, he won't have that opportunity this time.
Without a word, Batman pulled out a huge, specially made baseball from somewhere and shoved it into the Joker's mouth. The Joker was left mouthful but unable to spit it out; it was embedded in the mouth and he couldn't utter a single word.
Constantine, standing nearby, added insult to injury, binding the Joker's limbs with magical shackles and reinforcing the surrounding space, effectively blocking any possibility of the unfathomable Joker escaping.
In an instant, the Joker was forced to transform into a drooling Donald, prompting Clark to ask in shock, "Are all Gothamites like this?"
When the Joker pointed out the location of Louis's kidnapping in Metropolis, Louis was subjected to wave after wave of disgusting treatment by the Joker as he ran to catch him. Although he was not physically injured, he was mentally tormented to the extreme.
Looking at it now, it seems that neither Batman nor Constantine are exactly benevolent.
Metropolis and Gotham are separated by only a bay. Given the mentality of the people of Gotham, he was worried that Metropolis might one day be infected by memes. Just thinking about it was terrifying.
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not from Gotham." Constantine raised an eyebrow smugly. "You can call me the greatest magician in the three realms—Heaven, Hell, and Earth—just mention my name..."
"As soon as you reveal your name, your enemies will hunt you down to death. Before they die, they'll kill a few more of your enemies to lighten your burden." Batman's hoarse voice directly exposed the lie, showing no regard for loyalty or friendship whatsoever.
Constantine was furious: "How dare you treat the greatest and most powerful magician of all time and in the entire universe like this?"
“The greatest and most powerful sorcerer, ha,” Batman laughed, “if I ever have the chance to visit Shazam, I’ll pass those words on to him.”
“That’s really unnecessary. I’m your dearest Robin, you know. You wouldn’t do that to me, would you?” Constantine smiled shyly, his swift sliding kneeling leaving Clark in awe.
"My entire perspective and worldview have been completely refreshed in just one day."
Having encountered three such shameless, brazen, and utterly scheming individuals in a single day, with no bottom line in their behavior and unparalleled verbal skills, Clark began to doubt whether he truly lived in the same world as these three.
Seeing Superman looking like he was questioning his existence, Batman shook his head, remotely summoned the Batplane, and gestured for him to lead the way to Arkham Asylum first.
"Whoosh!"
The Batplane took off, and the Joker was also forced to take off by Clark. The two swift air currents swept through the air, creating a sonic boom. If your ears can handle it, it's quite enjoyable to listen to.
Constantine stood there stunned after hearing the two sonic booms.
No, what about me? I didn't get on the bus?
Oh no, Batman is secretly trying to turn Superman into his personal henchman!
"Damn it!" Constantine, whose heartlessness was at least 999 levels, tossed aside an unlit cigarette he'd smuggled from the Batcave and started running. "You think you can monopolize Superman? You're a Batman whose heartlessness is at least 1001 levels, you won't even give me a sip of soup? Wait, wait—hey!!!!"
……
"Waaaaah!"
The clown was still struggling, still wriggling.
Although he couldn't speak, his sarcastic look conveyed his meaning perfectly. Look at him, betraying Constantine like this after using him—can he really be a good person? Clark, you need to be careful, be careful! You're bound to have a conflict with Batman!
Clark was indeed somewhat concerned about this, although he hadn't commented on it yet because they weren't familiar with each other.
Batman remained silent, but instead played back past footage in 3D on the Batplane, showing Constantine's various schemes against him a few days earlier. He then asked in a low voice, "Any objections?"
“That’s all.” Clark smiled sheepishly, feeling guilty. He had almost thought that Batman was maliciously abandoning him after using him, but after watching these videos, he could only think that Batman’s decision not to kill Constantine yet showed his magnanimity.
Although you can't tell from his appearance and demeanor, just based on this alone, Batman is probably an incredibly trustworthy and philanthropic person!
The fear of Gotham is probably a lie fabricated by villains like the Joker. A great benefactor like Batman, who can even be tolerated by Constantine, must be using love and hope to influence the citizens of Gotham!
That's amazing, Batman! He should really learn a lot from Batman!
Clark's eyes changed, and his entire demeanor softened dramatically. In just ten minutes since they met, he had been completely captivated by the succubus and had already completed the initial stage of his manipulation.
"Well?!"
The clown, plotted to become someone who could help the old bat manipulate Superman, stared wide-eyed in resentment. If the baseball stuffed in his mouth were removed, the filthy curses he would unleash would be unimaginable.
But there's nothing for him to do here anymore.
"Salute to the loyal Batman!"
The two security guards at Arkham Asylum looked solemn as they carefully took the Joker, who was bound like a silkworm cocoon. They were very familiar with the process; they didn't even need to guess that the Wayne family's funds would be transferred soon.
It's always the same: as soon as Batman catches a criminal and throws him over, the Wayne family immediately sends money.
Especially for supervillains like the Joker, the longer they are forced to stay in Arkham Asylum and the longer they fail to escape, the more money the Wayne family sends them. Moreover, the bonuses are directly deposited into each of their accounts, and the security personnel also get a share.
So who wouldn't love the best Batman in all of Gotham?
"Waaaaah, waaaaah!"
He was led into the mental hospital by two security guards, one on each side. The clown's mournful howls still echoed through the sky, a sound that could break one's heart and bring tears to the eyes of anyone who heard it.
"Oh, poor clown, he's been bullied by that shameless bat again."
Deep inside the asylum, the Scarecrow listened to the clown's roar outside, clicked his tongue, and rolled over. In the past, he would have definitely broken out of the asylum to provoke the clown.
But he doesn't have time to kick someone when they're down right now, because in just two minutes, the new episode of Ultraman will be airing today, haha!
Chapter 194 Batman: My Superman is the best!
[Best Actor]: "Hello? 111, where's Uncle Bruce? Is he still there?"
[Dead Fish Eyes]: "This is unbelievable. I feel like the people in our group are either facing a crisis or on their way to one."
[Coward]: "This should be considered a good thing, after all, the people who are brought in are those who need help. It's better than having a pure and ordinary person come in and take up a share. The more people without crisis, the less world with crisis will receive help."
[Dead Fish Eyes]: "Well, that's true."
[King of Resilience]: "Hmph, don't misunderstand. The ninja world has been bustling for thousands of years, but there has never been the so-called world-ending crisis you mentioned. Not to mention the destruction of planets, there has never been anything like the extinction of humanity. The wars between the various ninja clans and villages are just routine ones."
[King of Resilience]: "I am the same. I don't need any redemption. With the power of me and Orochimaru, I can achieve my goal on my own in just a while."
[King of Resilience]: "Don't confuse the ninja world with me, with worlds like yours that can't overcome difficulties on their own. Neither the ninja world nor I need outsiders' help!"
Rather than saying they don't need help from outsiders, it's more accurate to say they've deliberately closed off a part of their hearts.
Having experienced that helpless night of clan annihilation, Sasuke Uchiha became increasingly distrustful of others' power. He only trusted himself, believing that power was only real when it was in his own hands.
It's not his fault. A child who has gone through so much hardship, and only has minor mental issues like being stubborn and argumentative, is already something to be thankful for. It's already quite remarkable that he didn't become depressed to the point of suicide.
Although Yotsuya Miko, Hibiki Yuta, and Hikigaya Hachiman are all still high school students, their education is far more open-minded and comprehensive than that of children in the ninja world. They can see through this point, so they can only sigh with regret at Sasuke's stubbornness.
To say I dislike or hate it is impossible.
Ultimately, although Sasuke is stubborn and argumentative, he is not a bad person or a clown. He just lacks a sense of security, which is not wrong.
However, comforting Sasuke in this situation would only backfire, so Yotsuya Miko hastily and abruptly changed the subject.
[Actor]: "The ninja world, well, let's not talk about the ninja world for now, but even though Uncle Bruce might be in danger, Uncle Kassadin is surprisingly calm this time?"
[Coward]: "Huh? Now that you mention it, it's true. This is the first time I've seen an old man so calm when others might be in danger."
[Pro-war faction]: "Well... how should I put it? It's not that I'm calm, you can understand it as my trust in Bruce."
Anyone who has met Bruce Wayne as Batman will immediately understand that he is an incredibly powerful man.
Bruce's current fighting power is probably still far inferior to that of Ultraman, but after seeing Bruce as Batman in person, Kasa became convinced of one thing.
No matter what dire straits he faced, this man would never give up the fight, would never despair, and would always find a way out.
That dark, bat-like will might even be more tenacious and unfathomable than that of the various Earth defense forces in the Ultra Universe, or even some of the human hosts of Ultraman.
Therefore, if Bruce really couldn't hold on, he would definitely ask for help immediately. Since he hasn't asked for help yet, it means that he can still hold on and it's not considered dangerous.
For someone else, there might be a possibility that they were knocked unconscious the moment the crisis occurred, so they couldn't ask for help in the group.
But if that person is Bruce... Kassadin always felt that knocking Bruce unconscious might be even more difficult than killing him outright.
This was his intuition as a top warrior in the Ultraman universe, and he chose to trust it.
[Coward]: "Trust? Uh, although I don't quite understand why Uncle Bruce is so powerful, since Uncle Casa said so, there's no way around it."
[Pro-war faction]: "Thank you, Yuta. Once I've accumulated enough points again in a few days, I'll go to your side and take care of Gridman's opponents completely."
[Coward]: "Yay!"
[King of Resilience]: "Believing without reason is not a good thing. Hmph, if you keep believing, it would be better if Bruce just died."
Uchiha Sasuke snorted coldly. He was somewhat allergic to the word "belief." Back then, no one believed in his brother more than he did, and what was the result?
He had once trusted Konoha, but over the years, he had never seen Konoha send anyone to hunt down Uchiha Itachi. On the contrary, when Itachi invaded, the entire Konoha, including Kakashi, an elite Jonin, appeared to be utterly helpless.
The only thing you can trust is yourself, and only your own strength.
That's it!
Uchiha Sasuke snorted and snapped a barbecue-flavored potato chip into his mouth.
[Actor]: "Hmm, even if Sasuke says that, I still have to believe you, okay? Or, once I've accumulated enough points, I'll go visit you first?"
【Resilience King】: "What—are you an idiot? I'm a ninja, a ninja! Do you understand? You're just going to go to the base of a ninja whose specific techniques and backgrounds are unknown, all of this while you're laughing and joking? Aren't you afraid of dying?"
[Actor]: "It's alright, isn't it? Whether you're a ninja or not, what matters most is what kind of person you are, Sasuke, right? Anyway, I think you're a great kid!"
[King of Stress Resistance]: "Don't say such silly things, and you're not that much older than me!"
[Best Actor]: "Hehe~"
Although they couldn't see Sasuke's expression on the other side of the ninja world, Hibiki Yuuta and Hachiman Hikigaya knew from the message Sasuke sent that even if he wasn't shy, he must have been somewhat shaken.
Some words, even if they convey the same thoughts and meanings, can feel completely different when spoken by a girl.
Although Sasuke is clearly a vengeful fanatic who only pursues power and doesn't care about looks or romance, after her long period of acting and enduring evil spirits and the subsequent apocalypse, Yotsuya Miko is far more than just a pretty face.
Although she is currently the weakest in the entire chat group, completely powerless, Hibiki Yuta and Hikigaya Hachiman felt that Miko was more mature and advanced than the two of them in some aspects, in terms of her gentle mindset and personality, and her unique charm.
Entrusting the vanguard role of softening Sasuke to Miko might actually be the most suitable one in the group right now, since Uncle Kassa and Uncle Bruce, as adults, could very well provoke Sasuke's rebellious spirit.
“…Idiots, these people.”
In the Naruto world, in Orochimaru's secret base, Sasuke Uchiha's gaze was slightly complicated.
He didn't know what to say.
Before he defected from Konoha, the villagers only pitied him and paid attention to his appearance.
Even after he opened up to Naruto and became a true friend, Naruto still talked to himself more than he cared about him as a friend. On the day he chased him to the Valley of the End, he only said that he must bring him back, but never mentioned helping him get revenge.
Although he had expressed his determination to kill Itachi with his own hands to Naruto, Naruto couldn't even see that he needed power!
If Naruto had suggested taking him back to Jiraiya, one of the Legendary Sannin alongside Orochimaru, to train him, then perhaps...
Although Naruto is such a fool, it's probably not that he was unwilling to ask Jiraiya for guidance, but rather that he simply didn't think of this method. But anyway, not saying it means not saying it.
So no matter what kind of feelings he had for Naruto, he would never return to Konoha, even if it meant his death.
However, the guys in the chat group are different, unlike Naruto.
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