Hawks from the Land of Light are calling me a dove and an undercover agent in the chat group.

But that's not right, because it would make her seem like she's also a looks-obsessed person who judges people solely by their appearance.

Kirieloid, what drug did this guy give her? What trick did he play? He's hideous!

Volume 1: 505. Lao Ji vs. the Great Witch, He Will Win!

505. Lao Ji vs. the Great Witch, he will win!

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As she watched the ever-changing Kiji, Nanoha Kurobe's pupils dilated in shock.

She looked at the remains of a witch, who, though unrecognizable and wielding a giant scythe, was clearly her sister, based on her own trembling, certain details of the remains, and the fact that she had come to her side willingly after being freed from the warden's brainwashing. She could be certain that these remains were her sister's.

She voluntarily got herself checked and sent to this prison because she was looking for her sister.

Now that my sister has been found, it seems there are even more secrets and doubts surrounding her.

"Did you absorb my sister's magic?" Kurobe Nanoha asked directly, revealing her suspicion. "As the price for freeing my sister and bringing her back to me, did you take away her magic?"

Lao Ji blinked: "What the heck?"

“My sister’s magic is to change her appearance at will,” Nanoha Kurobe said succinctly, “just like what you’re doing right now, isn’t it?”

"You mean this? Isn't this the most basic skill for an alien?"

Lao Ji scratched his head. "Uh, I've never seen an alien who can't transform at will. Does this even need magic? Uh, humans are indeed too weak. Sure enough, stupid and weak humans need a cult of this god to protect them and act as guardians of this planet!"

As it spoke, it inexplicably became excited again, still unable to forget its classic lines.

Sigh, another day of feeling sad for the weakness of humanity. So kind. God is great, no need for further words.

"The alien is amazing!" Tachibana Sherry clapped her hands enthusiastically, her eyes sparkling with interest. "Then, then, Mr. Gai, can you do anything else? Like, lift a house with one hand, or something!"

"Hmph, you'll be shocked when I tell you, I can lift a planet with one hand!"

It's turned into a muscle-flaunting show.

Hannah Tono curiously joined in: "Can it fly?"

"Wow, that's thirty million times the speed of light, just sprinkling water like that!"

Lao Ji took off from the spot, broke through the ceiling of the hall, flew out in a whoosh, and flew back in a whoosh.

Natsume Anan wrote a line on a piece of cardboard: "Manipulating others with words?"

"Why make it so complicated?" Lao Ji snorted on the spot, and with a wave of his hand, Xia Mu An An immediately turned into a puppet, raising her hands and jumping around, extremely lively, personally experiencing the feeling of being controlled.

The alluring purple-clad Baosheng Mag also asked curiously, "Can you produce different sounds and use sound waves to perform various detailed techniques?"

"Heh heh heh!"

Lao Ji laughed three times, each time with a completely different voice that had no resemblance whatsoever. The laughter also used special sound waves to create noticeable ripples in the air of the hall.

Seeing the other girls all fail miserably, clearly crushed by Rōki after revealing their magic, the gray-haired Arisa Fujito suddenly felt a sense of honor and prepared to redeem her family's magic: "How about starting a fire without tools?"

Click.

With a flick of his finger, Lao Ji caused a towering flame to erupt from the ground somewhere in the hall, radiating incredible heat.

"Lighting a fire? What a joke! Humph, don't try to challenge my profession with your amateur skills. I used to make a living this way. With your fire-lighting ability, you should go home and cook for yourself!"

The firm foundation stands proudly, and when it comes to playing with fire, no one can compare to it. Yes!

"Tsk!" Arisa Wisteria clicked her tongue in defeat.

The next person, the shortest in the room, whose clothes were covered in all sorts of colorful paints, grunted, "So, it's Noah's turn?"

"Noah?" Laoji was almost startled. Bull Demon, you have that name too? Then I'm Dark Zagi, instantly transforming from a powerful monster into a legendary expert.

“That’s right, Noah is Noah,” Noah chuckled sheepishly. “Noah’s magic is the ability to manipulate liquids…”

Before she could finish speaking, Lao Ji waved his hand and refused, saying, "Alright, alright, no need to say anymore, next one."

While they cannot manipulate liquids, achieving a higher level of complete supremacy is incredibly easy for humans, given their innate mental power.

"Ryota Hasumi".

The next one was a blonde, prince-like girl dressed in magnificent prince attire, with a very androgynous air and a sword at her waist. She couldn't quite manage a smile: "My magic can forcibly control other people's gaze, including a certain degree of attention..."

Lao Ji said directly, "Okay, next."

During her explanation, Ryota Hasumi even tried to cast a spell to make everyone present look at her. The others were indeed affected, including the witch's remains who were no longer guards and the warden, but Ryota was always indifferent.

Even in its first form, it couldn't be controlled by such a small magic spell, let alone the invincible second form.

It was the turn of another blonde girl with a dejected look on her face, but unlike Hasumi Ryoa who had short blonde hair, she had long blonde hair. Saeki Miria, with her long blonde hair, asked somewhat cautiously, "Um... can we not talk about the old man's magic?"

"Huh? Whatever you want." Laoji was a little confused. Why was it being asked that? It didn't care about this anyway.

Oh right, I don't know when it started, but it seems to have turned into a contest between it and a bunch of useless magic, but that doesn't really make any sense, does it?

If it can't even compare to a group of native human magic, that would be too embarrassing. It would be better to go back and see if the legendary Dark Zagi left any body parts, and then just smash its head against those parts to die, so as not to make a fool of itself.

"May I try my magic on you?" Kurobe Nanoha asked. "My magic is illusion. As long as I touch someone, I may be able to see their past. I want to determine whether you are an evil person who has come to invade our humanity."

"Okay—oh, this won't do, rejected!"

At first, Laoji didn't care much. After all, he thought, "Let the little human girl use her magic. If it just scratches my skin, I'll admit defeat."

However, after hearing the detailed explanation of the magic, he immediately changed his mind.

Nanoha Kurobe tilted her head: "Why? Do you have some kind of secret?"

"This is for your own good, little sister," Lao Ji grumbled. "If you dare to come, you might as well be waiting to die, you'll die, you understand?"

Originally, the first base was a super-giant warrior born from the fusion of the souls of multiple base beings. The second base, being several times stronger than the first, is undoubtedly even more powerful, with a much larger number of units being synthesized.

If Kurobe Nanoha were to touch anything, given the human brain's capacity, becoming a vegetable would be the best outcome; more likely, the brain would experience a physical explosion, with flesh and blood flying everywhere.

Of course, if it were Shinjo, the Earth Defense Force members like Vice Captain Munakata would definitely be able to withstand it and wouldn't be able to go back to the hospital for a while, but how could Kurobe Nanoha Kaori compare to those beasts?

If I were to actually hallucinate, well, I don't even want to think about the horrific scene that would unfold.

"Tch, a bunch of bastards and weaklings. I guess I'll have to step in!"

Wearing cat-ear headphones, Hakimizawa Coco made her grand entrance as the finale, "Ahem, you bastards, listen up! My magic is clairvoyance, and it's incredibly effective—"

"Okay, skip the weaklings!"

"Listen to me, you piece of trash!"

"Hmph, I can monitor the entire Earth 365 degrees without any blind spots. Can your clairvoyance do that? You worthless trash, answer me!"

"Uh, this, this is..."

After a fierce battle among the lowly fodder, Lao Ji emerged victorious, feeling refreshed and proud. He stood with his hands on his hips, head held high and chest out, saying, "As expected, lowly fodder is just lowly fodder. Hmph, for a lowly fodder of your caliber to join our Ji Shen Cult, I think it'll be a bit difficult. You should go and settle down for two years first."

"Aliens are really amazing." Tachibana Sherry nodded and looked at the last three people with a magnifying glass. "What do you think, Hiro-chan, Emma-chan, and Meruru-chan?"

One of the thirteen female prisoners, Ice Meluru, who had a weak and submissive demeanor, shook her head shyly, trying her best to minimize her presence: "I, I only know a little bit of healing, that's not enough."

"Medical therapist, amazing, kawaii, truly a genius!"

Tachibana Sherry was easily fooled, giving Meruru a silly thumbs-up before quickly looking at the remaining two.

Both Nikaido Hiro and Sakura Emma held similar attitudes, denying that they possessed any so-called magic.

The former stood firm with his arms crossed, while the latter cowered and whimpered, on the verge of tears, "I don't have any witch at all, Warden! You must have arrested the wrong person!"

"That kind of thing doesn't exist—gurgle!"

The warden was retorting righteously when, before he could react, Tachibana Shirley jumped up and grabbed him. "What are you doing? Prisoners can't grab the warden's wings! Are you kidding me?!"

"Well, if the warden has any objections, we can send other remains to protect you in the future, right? But since this is a rare opportunity, we should interrogate you properly."

Although Tachibana Sherry may seem foolish, she's not entirely stupid after all. She chuckled and said, "Hey, Warden, I'm really curious! The Great Witch, the prison, you, and Mr. Gay, what's going on here? What's your relationship with them? Explain it clearly!"

"What could we possibly have to do with that guy? Ugh, my head hurts so much." The owl warden was completely numb.

The process just now might have been just a fun exchange of goods for Lao Ji and the girls, but the bird was completely numb to it.

Even if we take all of the gay man's words as just empty talk, the power he has already demonstrated is already difficult to deal with, not to mention the even more difficult data that existed even earlier.

If these bastards weren't as foolish as the witch race, humanity would be in danger.

Tachibana Sherry grabbed the warden and shook him back and forth, giggling, "You should at least explain if you have a headache, okay? Tell me, tell me~"

"Uh, okay, okay, I said let's stop for a moment, let me think about what I can say!" The warden couldn't stand it anymore, his bird eyes cautiously peering at the cell base as if walking on thin ice. "Ahem, can I say anything about you?"

"What is it?" Lao Ji curled his lip. "Just say what you want to say. I'm an open and honest person, and I don't have anything to hide... cough!"

As long as Nikaido Hiro doesn't somehow guess its dark past as if by divine intervention, everything will be fine.

"Well, I'll tell you then."

The warden struggled in Tachibana Sherry's hands, looking quite helpless. "Actually, I only just learned about Mr. Kirieloid II. Of course, according to the data, he only just appeared here."

"When everyone was waking up from their cells, the state apparatus detected a particularly powerful energy source suddenly appearing in the prison. At that time, I was unaware of this."

"I only met the esteemed Mr. Kirieloid II when the guards summoned everyone. The news of the data outbreak from the national leadership was just barely sent over, and they said they wanted me to find out what happened... Ugh, I've really had enough of this. They're always ordering me around. I just want to lazily go home early."

"And you want me to spy on Mr. Gay? Are you kidding me? Sorry, I still want to sleep in every day. I don't want to die. Thank you."

This is why, even though everyone saw the prison when they arrived in the hall early in the morning, they all pretended not to see it.

Because the warden, who looks like the mastermind behind everything, set an example himself!

Damn it, even the warden, the mastermind behind it all, only dares to pretend he can't see it, while everyone else acts like they can. Do they want to die even faster?

Only Nikaido Hiro, stubbornly adhering to absolute justice, dared to break the atmosphere and take action directly.

Fortunately, Prisoner wasn't so petty. Otherwise, according to the warden's estimate, the entire prison, including the island below it, and even the warships and naval forces from various countries that were gradually gathering within 10,000 meters of the island, would all be dead by now.

"That's outrageous?" Shirley Tachibana's eyes lit up. "Is the warden so afraid of dying?"

Whoosh!

Upon discovering the warden's weakness of being afraid to die, Kurobe Nanoha immediately took out the sniper rifle from her back without saying a word, pointed the muzzle at the warden who was constantly struggling, and shouted sternly: "Since you are afraid to die, hand over to me the method of turning my sister back into a human from the witch's remains!"

"Threatening me won't work. I'm afraid of Mr. Gay because he really has the ability to kill me. You should keep yours for yourself. One shot and I'll just be in a different body. Save me some trouble."

The warden muttered, looking completely relaxed, "And there's no way to turn the witch's remains back into humans unless we find the Great Witch and have her take back the witch genes from you."

Nikaido Hiro's eyes sharpened, and he immediately picked up the keywords: "Great Witch? Witch Factor? You mean, our witch factors are all cursed by an evil guy called the Great Witch? Explain yourself!"

"It's no use telling me. Sigh, you can find out these things by going to the library and reading books yourself. I don't want to talk anymore. Talking is such a hassle."