Hawks from the Land of Light are calling me a dove and an undercover agent in the chat group.

Since she didn't think she might harbor any murderous intent, nor did she expect to become some kind of witch's remains, she naturally didn't care about the so-called truth about the Great Witch.

The girls, who had automatically split into several groups, set to work.

Of course, the most special one is Kurobe Nanoha, who carries a large sniper rifle. She holds hands and hugs the remains of a witch who is no longer a guard or brainwashed and is wielding a huge scythe. Wherever they go, they seem to be enjoying themselves.

Before her, her sister had already transformed into her appearance to help her escape the inspection in order to protect her. As a result, she was arrested and imprisoned in the witch prison. In the end, she was transformed into a terrible corpse by the witch and was even brainwashed by the warden and other behind-the-scenes manipulators to become a prison guard who aided and abetted evil.

But at least there's one good thing now.

Mr. Kirieloid broke the warden's brainwashing of his sister.

Although she hasn't fully recovered to human form, can't speak, and her intelligence is probably impaired, even if she's still a wreck, the older sister is now free and reunited with her younger sister after a long separation.

The thought of such a good start made Kurobe Nanoka hum softly.

The fact that the remains belonged to her sister was unknown to the others, but judging from her behavior, it was clear that the remains must belong to a close relative or friend, so no one bothered her.

The group of girls were all busy with their own things until the prison made an announcement that it was time to eat. Only then did the girls, who were scattered around, head to the dining area one after another.

Several girls were initially curious about what kind of food the prison would serve, but when they arrived and saw it, their faces immediately fell.

"What are all these things?"

With a sullen face, twitching eyes, and a look of utter disappointment, they had no appetite whatsoever. Even Nikaido Hiro was no exception; everyone had lost their appetite.

What came into their view was a large plate of foul-smelling black goo. Even before they had tasted it, they knew just by looking at it that it was absolutely disgusting, extremely disgusting, and might even taste like shit!

Even if everyone could get an apple in addition to the black, mushy dish, it wouldn't change the girls' despair.

For humans, if they can't eat delicious food, all the suffering in life will be magnified tenfold!

The girls looked at each other, hesitant to step forward. In the end, it was Tono Hannah, who acted like a rich young lady but was actually a penniless pauper, who bravely stepped forward because she couldn't bear to waste food.

"Anyway, let's give it a try first? It might actually taste pretty good!"

Hannah Tono trembled, almost in tears, but she was the first to pick up a spoon, scoop up a portion of the dark paste, pinch her nose, and forcefully put it into her mouth.

"puff--"

The black, gooey substance had barely entered their mouths when it nearly sprayed out the next second, startling the other girls so much that they retreated in terror.

Just then, Lao Ji's voice reappeared in the surroundings: "Huh? What are you doing?"

"Mr. Gay?" Tachibana Sherry was the first to look, holding a magnifying glass. "Huh, when did he get back? By the way, where has Mr. Gay been these past few hours?"

Lao Ji tilted his head: "Me? Hmph, of course I just went for a stroll outside."

With a snap, an apple suddenly appeared in Lao Ji's hand, followed by oranges, peaches, and even watermelons and durians. All sorts of fresh fruits were tossed into the air like balls, creating a dazzling display that attracted the attention of the thirteen girls.

And this is only the beginning.

The next second, all sorts of feasts, dishes from various countries, steaming hot and still looking freshly made, appeared on all the tables in the dining area with a wave of Lao Ji's hand, so many that there wasn't enough room to put them all.

"This, this is!"

Apart from a few girls who were already very wealthy and had eaten almost everything, the other girls' eyes widened immediately. After witnessing the black goo that almost made Tono Hannah vomit, seeing these luxurious dishes that were perfect in color, aroma, and taste, they felt only gratitude.

Jimen!

"Can I eat it?" The lively and energetic Shirley was the first to raise her hand, showing no hesitation whatsoever.

"Hehehe, sure, but there are conditions!"

Lao Ji chuckled wickedly, immediately trying to take advantage of the situation, "If you want to eat, join the cult right now! This god only provides relief to the poor within the cult. Those who are not members can only eat one dish at most!"

"I want to join the religion! I want to join the religion!"

"Long live Loki! Long live Loki!"

"The Kirieloids are the best in the world, the best in the world, oh yeah!"

That's so shameless and lacks any perseverance.

Nikaido Hiro held her forehead, unable to bear watching any longer. In that instant, all twelve people except her had betrayed her, showing no humanity whatsoever.

Speechless.

On the worst, joining the cult might be like the demons in human myths and legends since ancient times—a necessary and voluntary process of selling one's soul. She didn't want to join the cult without knowing why.

So be it, it's all black and blurry. Nikaido Hiro, just bear it, bear it!

"Hmm...chew chew chew...Speaking of which, didn't the high-ranking officials of various countries discover Mr. Guy's existence? Why is he still allowed to freely enter and leave prisons, and even bring back so many gourmet meals from outside?"

A few silly girls ate while asking questions out of curiosity.

Putting themselves in their shoes, if they were high-ranking officials from various countries, they would definitely be restless and unable to eat, and would be closely monitoring Mr. Ji. But why is no one doing such a basic thing?

Lao Ji laughed: "I mean, is it possible that it's not that the higher-ups in humanity want me to come and go from prison at will, but simply that they can't stop me?"

"Huh, really? All kinds of missiles?" Hakimize Zedu Coco was stunned and couldn't believe it.

Although I did hear the warden say this morning that the Kirieloids' energy is incalculable, they are still just life-sized aliens, so poor that they don't even have a single spaceship. Can this really leave all nations helpless?

“I can testify to that, alas.”

Just as Zedu Coco was leading the questioning, the warden appeared, flapping his wings wearily. As soon as he appeared, he kicked away a dish that was about to be snatched up, making room for himself to lie down and laze around.

It lazily stared with its dead bird eyes, sighing, "Although it's only been less than three hours, Mr. Ji's feat is truly astonishing."

"No way, it's true?" Arisa Fujito was shocked. "Does that mean even using nuclear weapons wouldn't work?"

The warden said quietly, "Although I think what you mean by 'useless' is 'unbreakable defense,' well, that hasn't happened yet."

"Phew..." The girls subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief. Although they didn't have any ill intentions towards the gay people, the idea that a nuclear bomb could not penetrate their defenses was too exaggerated. After all, that was the pinnacle of human power.

But they relaxed too soon. The next second, the warden's even more eerie voice continued, picking up the second half of his sentence.

"Well, because nuclear bombs simply cannot be detonated, let alone hit Mr. Gay."

Nikaido Hiro was stunned: "What does this mean?"

"It means exactly what it says."

The warden sighed and described some of the events that had occurred in the past three hours: "As it stands, the principle behind Mr. Ji's teleportation is completely unknown. No matter what method is used, it cannot be restrained or contained. Moreover, the range is ridiculously large. He can appear from one corner of the earth to the farthest pole in an instant without any warning."

"In fact, such teleportation has no consumption or side effects. It can be performed multiple times within a second without any conditions. If Mr. Ji is willing, he can probably teleport every day of the year without interruption."

"In other words, even if all the world's existing stockpile of intercontinental nuclear bombs capable of traveling at ten times the speed of sound were launched at all the predicted locations at the same time, there would never be even the slightest possibility of hitting Mr. Ji, because humanity's weapons reserves are simply not enough to cover up the damage."

"Well, by the way, according to the current official speculation, Mr. Ji's teleportation ability is probably not only limited to the Earth's interior, but could also allow him to go directly to space for a stroll."

"In other words, you know, even if humanity has so many weapons that they can wash the entire surface of the earth, it makes no difference."

The warden shrugged his bird shoulders. He didn't seem desperate when he said this, after all, he didn't have much power and wouldn't do anything stupid.

As long as I don't act like a fool, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.

So it doesn't matter anymore.

It's just that one can't help but feel that the aliens have gone too far in cheating.

Among all the girls, Nikaido Hiro, who had a relatively clear understanding of speed and power, Kurobe Nanoha, and the alluring purple-clad Hosho Mag were all stunned by this overwhelming cheat ability, their pupils dilating in shock. "This is too..."

Throughout human history, there have been countless science fiction films depicting alien invasions of Earth.

However, in almost every movie about aliens invading Earth, there are no aliens who cheat like that. Even if there were, those aliens would definitely be completely stupid and wouldn't know how to use their abilities properly.

But since he was released from prison and wandered around for several hours and returned unscathed with a huge pile of loot, it's clear that Lao Ji is not the kind of person who is easily fooled.

Even so, the warden's words weren't finished; there was more to come.

"Well, by the way," the warden continued, "pistols, submachine guns, sniper rifles, grenades, white phosphorus bombs, flashbangs, and some other miscellaneous things—Mr. Gay has withstood them all, more easily than taking a bath. So you could say his physical defense is unbeatable."

Hearing this, Emma Sakura trembled in fright. "Eh, are they fighting?"

“Of course,” the warden nodded, “the big shots outside aren’t so easy to talk to.”

Lao Ji, on the other hand, leisurely crossed his legs, arms crossed, leaned back, and adopted a nonchalant, pretentious posture, casually expressing his surprise:

"Huh, is there a fight going on? Oh dear, I didn't sense any attack at all. I didn't expect those to be attacks, haha, I thought they were speed bumps~"

"To act all high and mighty, you're even willing to defend those who attack you? Kirieloid, you bastard..." Nikaido Shiro complained, feeling utterly exhausted.

Sigh, what a show-off. Speechless.

Are all aliens like this? Suddenly I feel worried about the future of the universe.

Nanoha Kurobe noticed a blind spot and frowned: "But Mr. Gai didn't do anything wrong, did he? Why are you attacking it with so many weapons? That's going too far!"

It's fortunate that the foundation is strong enough; otherwise, it would be terrible if the defenses were breached!

“That’s how the big shot up there is,” the warden rolled over. “Well, if stealing so much food without paying is considered a bad thing, then it’s done something bad.”

"This is indeed incorrect, but it is completely disproportionate to the intensity of the attack. The leaders of various countries are so wrong, they are simply evil!"

boom!

Nikaido Hiro slammed her fist on the table with a loud bang, declaring that she would stick to what was right and not care if she was called a traitor. She felt it was wrong, and the higher-ups of humanity deserved to be criticized!

"Whoa..."

Laoji tactically tilted his head back and thoughtfully looked around at the girls present. Not only Nikaido Shiro, although Nikaido Shiro's reaction was the only one that was the most intense, but every single other girl also felt somewhat disgusted by the excessive behavior of the human high-ranking officials.

Hoo hoo.

Although it doesn't need the support of human children, it seems that it was right after all. These human children are indeed qualified to join its Christian cult. Hmm, not bad!

"Ahem, alright, let me say a few words. I hereby announce that you have successfully passed the probationary period..."

Before he could even utter the word "probationary period," the smug Raoji was abruptly interrupted. Having finished his righteous indignation against the evil human leadership and hurling insults at humanity, Nikaido Hiro quickly turned his attention to Raoji:

"Don't you know that merchants need to make money and survive? How could you let them suffer losses for no reason? It's not like they are the evil humans who attacked you so aggressively. Bullying innocent merchants, you Kirieloid, you really are evil. I will kill you!"

Reversing the Heavenly Stems.

Followers are killing their cult leader! Is no one going to do anything about this?

"You're even trying to tell me what to do now?" Lao Ji was dumbfounded; this human cub was too fierce.

Even back in the Tiga world, people only dared to support Tiga, not dare to openly curse him. Oh, I almost forgot, Megumi was quite tough.

So, if I calculate it this way, uh, does Nikaido Hiro have the qualities to act as an intermediary?

Hmph, even if I were truly gifted with the ability to intersect, it wouldn't matter. Even if I were severely injured and needed to carry the energy of the spacetime turbulence on one hand, in this world without other monsters or aliens, I, Laoji, would be invincible.

I'm going to be a citizen of my motherland! Meow!

Back in the Three Heroes timeline and the main universe of the Land of Light, he had already become a comedic character. That won't do; a comedic character simply doesn't fit the identity of the great Kira God.