Yu-Gi-Oh!: This isn't a duel!

【Evil Twins Kiskill】

[Link-2] [Right/Bottom] [Light/Demonic/Link/Effect] [Attack Power: 1100]

Chapter 243 A hybrid of nemesis and partner! Evil★Troublesome Sunny, the Twin Buster!

"Now that the stage is empty, let's raise the temperature again!"

Kisskill's smile grew even wider as she raised her arm, pink arcs of electrical data dancing on her fingertips:

"Next, I activate the effect of [Evil★Twin Kiskiller]!"

"During your Main Phase or your opponent's Phase, this effect can only be activated if you control no "Rila" monsters."

"Special Summon 1 'Lila' monster from your Graveyard! — Of course, this turn, you cannot Special Summon non-Fiend monsters from your Extra Deck."

Her pink eyes gleamed mischievously, as if she had thought of some fun prank:

"What I want to summon is this monster, of course!"

"Stop sleeping in—come back, Rira-chan!"

With a flick of her finger, a high-intensity data cable, shimmering with a deep red light, instantly burrowed into the void rift in the ground like a serpent.

Immediately afterwards, Kisskill did something like a violent deep-sea fishing exercise, with her body exaggeratedly leaning back slightly, her heels touching the ground, and she pulled hard!

Special Summon - [Evil Twin Ryra]!

"Zizzizi..."

Accompanied by a series of electronic noises, as if from a faulty signal, the red cable tightly wrapped around a blue figure, forcibly dragging it out of the cold abyss of the cemetery.

The blue pixelated cubes rapidly reassembled and solidified in mid-air. The calm and agile figure of 【Evil★Twin Lila】 reappeared under the neon lights.

"Snapped."

She stumbled slightly when she landed, clearly feeling a bit helpless about this crude and simplistic "wake-up service".

She raised her gloved hand and tidied her short, dark blue hair, which was a little messy from being dragged around. Her heterochromatic eyes, one blue and one red, glanced indifferently at Kiskiller, who was grinning mischievously beside her.

Although there was no verbal communication, the unspoken understanding between the two instantly created a closed atmosphere that no one else could penetrate.

At this moment, the passion of red and the coldness of blue stand side by side.

Two distinct data streams intertwine and spiral in the air, like the double helix structure of DNA.

The background sound effects of the entire battlefield also instantly switched from the monotonous and piercing system warning sound to a highly rhythmic and aggressive electronic bass duet.

【Evil★Twin Lila】

[Link-2] [Left/Bottom] [Dark/Demon/Link/Effect] [Attack Power: 1100]

On the field, Kissgeller and Lila exchanged a glance, and amidst the rousing background music, they both revealed a smile that was both helpless and excited.

They stood back to back, their bodies radiating astonishing energy fluctuations. In an instant, their bodies transformed into two extremely dazzling data tornadoes—one as deep red as a raging fire, and the other as deep blue as the ocean, soaring straight into the sky!

Kisskill's maniacal voice resounded throughout the arena, accompanied by the explosion of countless error pop-ups, heralding the final frenzy:

"Since a simple red and blue performance isn't enough for you, let's call 'that annoying guy' over too!"

"Although I'm very unhappy, I still have to share my appearance fee with her... but this is the last resort to get to the top of the trending searches!"

"When the line between red and blue collapses, the greatest chaos will descend upon this live stream!"

"Appear, circuit that shatters the norm!"

"Arrow confirmed! The summoning condition is—two or more monsters, including the 'Evil Twins' monster!"

"I've assigned both the Evil Twins Kissgeller and the Evil Twins Lila from Link-2 to the arrow!"

"This is the ultimate collaboration that transcends love and hate!"

"A hybrid of nemesis and partner!"

Let the world revel in this moment of fervor!

"Connect Summon!"

"Link-4 - [Evil★Troublemaker Sunny]!!"

"boom----!!!"

Accompanied by a distorted heavy metal guitar sound that seemed to shatter eardrums, it was as if a giant meteorite had pierced through the void above.

A “mobile throne” made up of countless flashing neon signs, a huge subwoofer amplifier, graffiti ruins, and various tips and gifts crashed into the center of the battlefield with tremendous force!

The massive blast wave overturned the surrounding data streams.

As the smoke cleared, atop the throne that shimmered with blinding light, sat a girl with dazzling golden hair and an extremely arrogant expression, her legs crossed.

She wore an asymmetrical devil horn hair accessory, a rebellious graffiti-style outfit, and held a microphone covered in skulls and hearts.

She didn't look directly at her opponent, but instead surveyed the entire arena with an arrogant and domineering gaze, as if inspecting her own territory.

And the once majestic Kiskill and Lira were now hanging on either side of the throne—

Kisskill, like a fanatical ornament, gripped the huge speaker with one hand and excitedly gave a peace sign to the camera; while Lila, with her arms crossed, sat on the edge of the base, swinging her legs with an indifferent expression.

These three top streamers, who were originally rivals in the game, have now formed a visually striking chaotic picture.

Sunny was surrounded by countless dazzling golden bullet comments and flashing "VS" logos. She was not just a monster, but the embodiment of chaos, noise and revelry in the entire online world!

【Evil★Troublemaker Sunny】

[Link-4] [Top/Left/Right/Bottom]

[Light/Demon Race/Link/Effect]

Attack Power: 3300

At the top of that bustling neon throne, Sunny rested her chin on her hand, looking down at the two somewhat disheveled "accessories" beside her, a mocking smile playing on her lips.

"Hmph, what a pair of good-for-nothing brats. In the end, won't they be begging me for help?"

Her languid voice was amplified infinitely through the graffiti microphone in her hand, echoing throughout the entire venue with an infuriating reverberation.

"Ugh—!!!"

Upon hearing this, Kisskill, who was hanging next to the stereo, turned red with anger and protested like a cat with its fur standing on end:

Stop being so presumptuous!

"If it weren't for needing a springboard for the deployment, who would have bothered to call out such an annoying guy like you!"

"Now that your entrance mission is complete, you'd better leave the stage immediately!"

"Just looking at your arrogant face makes me angry!"

Kisskill abruptly waved her hand, giving the other party no chance to continue their verbal sparring, and decisively issued the order:

"I activate the effect of [Evil★Twin Slayer Trouble Sunny] on the field!"

"You can activate this effect by Tributing this card during your or your opponent's turn!"

"Special Summon up to 1 'Giskill' monster and 1 'Rila' monster from your Graveyard!"

"The show's over! Give the stage back to us!"

"I release them—Special Summon [Evil Twins Kissgill] and [Evil Twins Lira] from the Graveyard to the field!"

Despite this order being tantamount to "crossing the river and then burning the bridge," Sunny showed no anger whatsoever.

"Fine, fine, what a heartless employer. Well then—goodbye."

Sunny shrugged casually and snapped her fingers crisply.

"Snapped."

With that soft sound, the enormous neon throne, along with her arrogant figure, instantly collapsed, turning into countless golden data fragments that dissipated like fireworks.

Seeing how decisively she left, Kissgill and Lila, who had just landed, exchanged a glance, both of them showing a hint of undisguised surprise.

You have to understand, in that dog-eat-dog virtual world of the internet, the three of them were mortal enemies.

It could even be said that the reason they ended up in this world was largely due to Sunny's relentless pressure.

Although it can be considered a blessing in disguise—after all, this world full of physical objects has food and scenery that the virtual world has never had, and more importantly, there are no annoying cyber police chasing after us all day long.

Logically speaking, given Sunny's awful personality, after learning that they were "benefiting from misfortune" and living so comfortably, she would definitely have taken the opportunity to make sarcastic remarks or even trip them up.

But the compliance and cooperation she's showing now is completely out of character for her as a "troublemaker"!

However, deep within the torrent of data unseen by the two, a chilling smile slowly appeared on Sunny's fading face.

"Heh... Jump all you want, you two idiots."

"Your good days... are about to end!"

As Sunny's figure vanished completely, the abyss of the graveyard reversed once more.

"Om-"

Two familiar beams of data light, one red and one blue, shot into the sky. Pixels reassembled, and the figures of [Evil★Twin Gisgil] and [Evil★Twin Lira] once again stood side by side in the center of the battlefield.

Although she still harbored some doubts about Sunny's unusual behavior, Kisskill quickly shook her head and put those thoughts aside.

"Forget it, whatever that jerk is up to, taking care of those two guys over there is the most important thing right now!"

"The show must go on!"

Kiskill's eyes narrowed, and she quickly composed herself, pointing at her re-emerging self:

"Effect clear! I activate the Special Summoning Effect of [Evil Twins Kissgyl]!"

"If this card is Special Summoned, and you control a 'Lira' monster, you can activate this effect—draw 1 card from your Deck!"

"Resource Reload!"

Kisskill drew an elegant arc in the air with her fingers, and a card popped out automatically, which she held firmly between her fingertips.

But this is far from over!

The moment she drew the card, an ancient and heavy aura suddenly awakened in the graveyard, creating a stark contrast with the lighthearted cyberpunk atmosphere around her.

"Next, I'll activate the effect of the [Engraving Demon Blacksmith] in the graveyard!"

"While this card is in the Graveyard, you can return 1 other Fiend-Type LIGHT monster from your Graveyard to your Deck or Extra Deck to activate this effect."