It wasn't an apple that hit Newton.

"The next step is the most important one."

Hook dragged his body and slowly crawled to the side of the peaceful Sleeping Beauty.

Both the black gothic gown and the white silk nightgown were lifted high, and the two extremely opposite colors, black and white, blended together so harmoniously.

Taking a deep breath and calming his rapidly beating heart, Hook managed a rare, slightly nervous smile as he spoke:

"Let me demonstrate for you first, so watch carefully."

Chapter 336 A Double Relief

No. 13 Tulip Street.

Early in the morning, Anderson was having breakfast after returning home, but he didn't see his daughter.

Where is Louise?

He frowned, looking annoyed: "Did he run off to that brat over there again? So early in the morning, he doesn't even have time to have breakfast with his dad first."

After listening to Anderson's complaints, the servants looked at each other, unsure how to respond.

Finally, the oldest one stepped forward and mustered his courage to say, "Master, Miss... she didn't come home last night."

......

Li Cheng had a terrifying nightmare.

He dreamt that when he got home, he saw four girls with big pregnant bellies welcoming him home.

I can accept Newton and Lavoisier, but where did Susie and Anne come from?! You two idiots are definitely stuffing cotton pillows in your stomachs to play this prank! Absolutely, right???

But when Li Cheng, filled with rage and driven by malice, rushed over and lifted the hems of the two idiots' shirts, an even more terrifying scene unfolded.

Suddenly, more than a dozen children of all sizes sprang out of Susie and Annie's bellies, representing all skin colors—black, brown, yellow, and white—and they all rushed towards him in unison, clinging to his arms, shoulders, back, and thighs, shouting all at once:

"Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy..."

"Don't come any closer!!!"

When Li Cheng woke up from his dream in a cold sweat, he felt a little relieved when he saw the familiar ceiling.

Thankfully, it was just a dream.

I wanted to get up and drink some water to calm my nerves, but I found my body very heavy and, for some reason, somewhat numb.

Li Cheng was startled, wondering if he had suffered a stroke at such a young age? He had only had a little alcohol, and even seafood... oh, he had eaten lobster...

Wait a minute, even if it's lobster with alcohol, it's not beer, so how could someone have a stroke so easily? Or is it that Anderson, that doting father, is still holding a grudge against me and deliberately prepared fake alcohol? But if it was fake alcohol, Hook drank it too! Even if Hook wasn't there, isn't he afraid Louise might drink it too? Is this guy planning to have a second child now that he's found love again, and abandon his first one...?

After calming himself down, Li Cheng took a closer look and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

It turned out a little girl had been on top of him. He was terrified; he thought she had suffered a stroke at such a young age...

Huh? Wait a minute?

I don't remember going back to Lincoln yet? Even though I'm going back in the next couple of days, I'm still in Paris! So if I haven't gone back to Lincoln and Newton hasn't come to Paris, where did this little girl come from?!

Li Cheng took a deep breath and looked again.

A pretty, adorable red-haired little girl was nestled on his chest, peacefully immersed in a dream. Her long eyelashes rose and fell with her breath, and her delicate face would occasionally flush with a blush, as if she were dreaming of something embarrassing.

Although one cannot see what lies beneath the blanket, judging from the silky smoothness of the fabric and the small patch of fair, rounded shoulder peeking out, the probability of her being fully clothed is practically zero...

Li Cheng's mind was completely calm, devoid of any thoughts or desires.

If he had to pinpoint it, he recalled a rather perverse question he had seen in his past life: If one day you discover that your sister is not your biological sister, how would you react?

A. Overjoyed

B. A sense of relief

C. Overwhelmed with rage

D. Dull and tasteless

E. Disagree

While all the answers except C were disappointing, the most disappointing one was a netizen's answer: CBADE. The moment people saw this answer, it felt like a car tire had run over their faces. It was an absolutely classic and divine reply.

Li Cheng silently complained to himself.

The reason he remained so calm and did not begin planning to invest in prisons was mainly due to a growing suspicion, aside from the fact that no one was arresting him for metallurgy in this era.

After all, drunken promiscuity is a common occurrence.

One time might be considered an accident, but a second time makes it really hard not to suspect that it was intentional.

The problem is, no matter how you look at it, although Louise may indeed have some feelings for him that go beyond sibling affection, she doesn't seem like the type to get him drunk and take advantage of him, does she? That's completely out of character!

Besides, who says that taking your clothes off means something has to happen?

Could it be that he got drunk and started acting crazy, wrestling with someone?

Li Cheng thought it made a lot of sense, so he tried to move Louise, who was pressing down on him, to the side and get rid of the current situation first.

Unfortunately, not everyone sleeps like a log. His hand had barely touched that smooth, sunken waist, and before he could even apply any pressure, Louise in his arms let out a soft, adorable groan, then awoke from her deep sleep and slowly opened her eyes.

After a brief moment of confusion, the little girl saw Li Cheng clearly and gave him a sweet smile:

Good morning, brother.

"Um... Good morning."

It was a very ordinary conversation, although the occasion was a bit inappropriate.

After the siblings greeted each other good morning in bed, Li Cheng forced a smile and asked the most crucial question.

"that."

He tried to ask in a calm tone, "What happened after I got drunk yesterday?"

"What happened?" Louise blinked, her gaze gradually drifting into the distance, as if recalling something. "My brother stood up to help me serve the soup, but suddenly he collapsed, which gave me a big fright. I thought something had happened to him, but thankfully he was just drunk."

"And then?" Li Cheng pressed.

"Louise asked the maid to clear the dishes and help carry her brother back to his bedroom." Louise said, trying to sit up, but Li Cheng stopped her—was he kidding? If she sat up, wouldn't she be completely naked? As a girl, she should at least be a little more careful!

"And then?" Li Cheng sighed and continued to ask.

"Louise was worried about her brother, so she stayed behind to take care of him and let the maid go back first." Louise mistakenly thought that her brother wanted to hug her again, so she obediently continued to snuggle in Li Cheng's arms, and even snuggled closer to him.

"And then what?!" Li Cheng's heart skipped a beat.

"My brother threw up all over himself and got Louise all dirty too. Louise spent ages cleaning up, and she was so tired that she just took off her clothes and went to sleep. She slept until just now," Louise said with a troubled expression, seemingly very exhausted.

call--

After listening to Louise's description, Li Cheng chose option B and breathed a sigh of relief.

As Mr. Zhou once said: The Chinese people have always been inclined to compromise and moderation.

Compared to another drunken brawl, just sleeping naked together doesn't seem so unacceptable...

Anyway, he had already seen Louise naked once back in London, so it wouldn't be a big problem for him to hold Louise and sleep with her for one night.

As long as no one finds out, it will remain a secret between the two of them forever...

Just as Li Cheng looked relieved, the little girl was also secretly observing his expression out of the corner of her eye. She noticed that he hadn't noticed the loophole in his words and breathed a small sigh of relief as well.

Yesterday, after helping with the preparations, Sister Hook was supposed to give her a personal demonstration.

But for some reason, after the older sister lifted up her brother's skirt and touched his somewhat ugly penis for a long time, her face turned extremely ugly. She began to mutter something like, "Mistake," "So it turns out that he can't get an erection after being drunk," and "Sister rice bowl, my sister rice bowl."

Chapter 337 The Strategist Flees with a Bucket, the Lord Acts in Accordance with Heaven's Will

Men and women are different.

While men might be so drunk they'd even have sex with an electric fan, once they've reached a certain point and become completely intoxicated, they'll eventually lose their drive. But for women, in extreme cases, even a real female corpse... Hold on, that's a bit too much.

Hook's natural deficiency as a female hormone is fully exposed in this respect.

She mistakenly believed that using date rape drugs to get women drunk and then forcing herself on them would also work on men, which is incorrect.

Drunk (√)

Drinking until you're dead (×)

After realizing that she hadn't been careful to control the dosage, which had caused Miss Papaya to lose some of her enthusiasm, Miss Hook put on her clothes listlessly.

So depressed, she didn't even bother with Louise, who was waiting anxiously beside her. After removing Li Cheng's makeup, she casually said, "You'll have to figure out what to do next," then left the little girl aside, lifted her skirt, and ran away—a truly despicable act.

Miss Hook really wasn't in the mood to play house with the little girl since she couldn't get her rice bowl. Her patience was limited.

As for whether Louise could achieve her goal on her own without her help.

Miss Hook simply scoffed at this.

Haha, such a silly little girl. If she were a man, he would have tricked her into having at least five children.

And so.

They watched helplessly as the strategist ran away with the bucket.

Louise was plunged into deep confusion.

The little girl glanced at Li Cheng, who was lying in a corpse-like state, then at her own little hands, and then at Li Cheng again.

Who is she? Where did she come from? Where is she going?

Unfortunately, Louise couldn't figure it out even after thinking for a while. After realizing that she wasn't a girl who was good at this kind of question, she decisively gave up thinking about it.

do not care.

Let's go to sleep first.

The little girl took off her clothes, lay down next to her beloved older brother, and drifted off to sleep.

......

Having roughly understood the situation (in his own opinion), Li Cheng told Louise to get up first, while he closed his eyes.

He's not some enlightened monk; with a cute little girl lying in his arms first thing in the morning, he's already itching to get aroused.

In fact, this was a very bad situation. He actually pointed a gun at his own sister. It was only slightly better than drunken promiscuity. In addition, Louise was unaware of the horror of firearms. Otherwise, he probably would have given up and ignored the terrible consequences of causing death by shooting.

Hmm, speaking of which, last time when Louise drank too much milk tea, I wondered if she was on her period, but she replied that she hadn't had her first period yet.

In other words...