It wasn't an apple that hit Newton.

"I wish you happiness."

He can't control people's personal hobbies; at most, he can only condemn them in his heart.

"Thank you, Uncle!"

The little girl was very happy and thanked him repeatedly—this was the first person to wish her and her brother happiness; this uncle was a good person.

Li Cheng was very sad.

First came Newton, then Louise... Well, he probably can't shake off his reputation as a lolicon.

So he put on a deadpan expression and decided to give up: "Thank you, thank you, thank you."

"Hehe, it's alright."

Smith didn't catch the genuine gratitude in Li Cheng's voice. He nervously rubbed his hands and said, "Oh, it's that one... Agnes is still young, and she's our only daughter..."

???

Li Cheng stood up expressionlessly: "Are you alright? If not, we'll be going now."

"Hmm... there's one more small problem."

Smith thought for a moment, then asked, "You mentioned before, can potatoes really be eaten directly? Aren't those pig feeders?"

So this old guy still doesn't believe it?

Li Cheng was furious.

So he immediately said that he wouldn't leave at noon today, and that he wanted to show Smith his skills and prove whether potatoes were edible. Then he went straight to the kitchen and asked someone to prepare something for him.

A potato, a cleaver, an iron pot, a bowl of oil, and a spoonful of salt.

Soon, a simple bowl of stir-fried shredded potatoes appeared on the table. In addition to stir-fried shredded potatoes, there were also roasted potatoes, stewed potatoes, mashed potatoes, potato slices... In short, Li Cheng showed off his skills in making several simple dishes that can be made from pure potatoes.

In fact, Li Cheng did want to cook some meat dishes with potatoes, but his skills were really limited, so he simply made it a potato feast and could ask the chef to prepare some meat dishes if necessary.

Facing a table full of potatoes meant for feeding pigs.

Smith hesitated for a long time, but seeing that Li Cheng was the first to start eating, and considering that the peeled and fried potatoes looked quite good—a stark contrast to the dull, ugly raw potatoes—and smelled rather delicious, he gritted his teeth, scooped some into his mouth, and chewed them carefully.

The thin, stir-fried potato shreds are crispy with a slightly powdery texture and a hint of sweetness.

The taste was surprisingly good?

Smith swallowed the shredded potatoes with a slight surprise, then took half a roasted potato and found that even just roasted and sprinkled with salt, it tasted sweet and soft.

Keep in mind that these are the most common and cheapest potatoes used to feed pigs. In comparison, more expensive black bread tastes much worse.

Smith became increasingly surprised as he ate.

The others didn't have as many complicated thoughts as Smith.

Agnes ate very happily; everything tasted delicious at home. Louise also ate very happily because her brother had cooked the food himself. Even Agnes's wife was quite pleased with her meal.

After all, we didn't tell them that these dishes were made with potatoes, so none of them recognized them.

Even after Li Cheng finished lunch and left with Louise, Mrs. Smith asked, "What did Mr. Banana cook just now? It tasted pretty good, but I've never had it before."

Upon hearing his wife's question, Smith felt a chill run down his spine.

Li Cheng didn't forbid him from revealing the truth to his wife and daughter before the meal, but for the sake of his pride, he didn't dare to say it out loud—he couldn't eat alone, could he? The more people there were, the less awkward it would be.

The problem is that now that we're asking him directly, how is he going to answer?

Smith glanced at his wife, who was waiting for an answer, and cautiously replied, "It's potatoes."

"Potato?"

Mrs. Smith frowned. "That sounds familiar, like I've heard it somewhere before, but I can't quite place it."

Smith forced a smile and said, "It's that potato in the garden, the one with the white flowers..."

"Are there white flowers blooming in the garden?"

Mrs. Smith thought for a while but still couldn't remember, after all, there were so many flowers in the garden, and white flowers were quite common.

Smith sighed helplessly and gave up on himself: "The one that feeds pigs."

Chapter 353 You licentious man!

Five o'clock.

Upon opening his eyes and confirming the unfamiliar ceiling in front of him, Li Cheng's first action was to move the small foot that was pressing on his stomach away.

The obedient and well-behaved little girl's sleeping posture was not so peaceful. When she woke up, she was lying on her side with her head facing outward and her feet pressing on Li Cheng's stomach. Even the straps of her nightgown had slipped down, revealing her smooth and round left shoulder, which was so white that it made people a little dizzy.

The kind man quietly helped put the fallen tank top back on and covered her with the blanket.

It's not good for your health to do it so early in the morning.

After finishing this task, Li Cheng got up and dressed. Incidentally, there were two beds in the room, but Louise's cuteness was too overwhelming, so he agreed to sleep with her.

"Well......"

About ten minutes later, Louise rubbed her eyes and sat up in bed.

"Awake?" Li Cheng had already tidied up and was sitting at the table.

"Ah."

Despite saying that, Louise still yawned slightly, tilting her head to the side, causing the straps of her nightgown that she had just put on to slip off again.

Little girls can never get enough sleep. Their need for sleep is far greater than that of adults, and they don't get dizzy from sleeping too much like adults do. It's an enviable ability. The reason I'm emphasizing this is because Li Cheng swore that he didn't do anything last night that would cause Louise to be sleep-deprived. The two of them really just slept!

Li Cheng looked away, slightly agitated: "Then let's get up, we should go home today."

He'll have plenty of sleep when he gets back, and besides, he's been quite busy lately.

Louise had no objection to her brother's arrangement, so after a quick wash, the two of them took a car to pick up Agnes.

"Let me go back, I want to go home!"

The lazy, unruly child, just as she was about to leave her home, was dragged into the carriage by an evil man with ill intentions towards the little girl. She immediately lay down on the ground and started making a scene, throwing a tantrum, which even made the driver turn around and glance at her.

This tactic always worked for her, since Smith couldn't bear the embarrassment and would agree to any request first.

"I have no objection; you can leave if you want."

Li Cheng didn't help him up; instead, he stood aside with his arms crossed, watching coldly.

But before the kid could even laugh, he added calmly, "But if you go back and your parents send you back, guess what I'll do then."

Agnes thought about it seriously and figured that she would most likely be sent to this evil man's house by her parents again.

So she slowly got up from the ground, let Louise help her brush the dust off her back and bottom, and then consciously crawled into the carriage and sat in a seat opposite her.

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After suppressing Agnes, the group headed home.

The inconvenience of communication meant that Li Cheng often had to travel back and forth between the two places. Although he could send letters, many things could not be explained in a short time and needed to be discussed in person. Because his family did not have any special reaction to Li Cheng's departure and return, they even prepared a lunch for the three of them.

After finishing her still-warm lunch, Louise went back to her room to catch up on her sleep, while Agnes was ordered to wash the dress she had gotten dirty while lying on the floor.

Li Cheng originally planned to pack his luggage, but on the way he accidentally saw Susie and Newton hiding in the F research lab, and the two of them were discussing something with serious expressions, which immediately piqued his interest.

How did a top scientist and a student who graduated from prenatal education end up discussing issues together?

Driven by this curiosity, Li Cheng knocked on the door, wanting to go in and eavesdrop.

"You've come at the perfect time."

In the laboratory, Newton wore a miniature white lab coat, her blonde hair tied in simple pigtails and draped down her back. After allowing Li Cheng to enter, she crossed her arms, exuding the air of a scientist, her delicate face now quite serious.

"What we're discussing also concerns you."

"What does this have to do with me?"

Li Cheng pointed to himself, then to Susie, who was trying to pretend to be invisible, and asked in bewilderment, "What does your discussion have to do with me? What exactly are you researching?"

"It really has something to do with you."

When Li Cheng, who was being discussed, entered the room, Susie's cheeks flushed slightly, and her well-developed body couldn't help but wiggle a little.

Lord Newton truly lives up to his name; he usually seems so proper and serious, yet he approached her to discuss such a question, and even she was uncharacteristically a little embarrassed...

Li Cheng turned his head suspiciously and asked, "If it really concerns me, what kind of research?"

Newton replied calmly, "It mainly involves the analysis and summary of research findings regarding your promiscuity, which far exceeds that of men your age, and some other things..."

"Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!"

Li Cheng immediately became enraged and shouted, "What nonsense are you spouting?"

Is it okay for a couple to casually gossip about their private matters?

This little bean sprout is usually so shy when teased, but sometimes she is so clueless that it makes you wonder if she is a straight woman—at least not a hardcore straight woman, since she is so soft and cuddly when you hold her or use her.

"That's not nonsense!"

Newton was somewhat dissatisfied with Li Cheng's denial of her research results over the past few days, and retorted: "This is what I came up with through data analysis of length, diameter, number of times, duration and other aspects."

The little girl pointed to a pile of draft papers left over from calculations on the table and said with considerable pride, "As for the data, I asked Freya to help me collect corresponding data on husbands from many women. After comparing it with your data, I came up with a rigorous and scientific conclusion."

So what's there to be proud of?! And Freya, why do you obey such a ridiculous order?! Shouldn't you have refused it outright?! And what are those women who are asked about their husband's size supposed to think?!

Now he understands why so few men are willing to marry female PhDs. Even this blonde little bean sprout has turned out like this. Who could stand it?

After a frantic rant, Li Cheng asked, somewhat resignedly, "What's the conclusion?"

The conclusion is—

Newton's brows slowly furrowed and then relaxed. He pursed his thin lips, took another breath, and shouted at Li Cheng, "It's all your fault! You lewd and perverted monster!"

Several days have passed since that heartbreaking morning.

After initially discovering that Li Cheng was suspected of having an affair, Miss Newton even wondered if it was her own problem.

But after a brief counseling session with Lavoisier, she calmed down and used scientific methods to collect and analyze big data, ultimately discovering that it was Li Cheng's fault—Li Cheng was just too unruly! Not only was his size above average, but the time he changed into his Parisian pajamas, they even seeped through her for half the night!

Chapter 354 It's all because you're too cute

Chaos.

It refers to an unhealthy social atmosphere and moral depravity, and also to unrestrained behavior.

Li Cheng never imagined that one day this word would be used to describe him.