Naruto: Starting with the Two Kamui

As people discussed the matter, they all turned to look at Yu.

Hashirama said, "Yu, I understand that you had things to do when the war broke out, but being late is the truth..."

"Uh, this..." Yu touched his nose.

Madara said, "As a leader of the ninjas, you must be bold and decisive. Obito... why don't you go and retrieve the totem?"

"Godmother..." Yu looked to her godmother for help.

Mito smiled faintly and said, "Xiaoyu, I don't blame you for what happened to Anan, but it was wrong of you to keep it a secret for so long."

"..." Helpless, Yu looked at his wives.

Several women chimed in, "Our godmother has spoken... what else can we say?"

"Xue..." With nowhere else to turn, Yu looked at her sweet little darling, her beloved daughter, Xiaoxue.

But then, Xiaoxue smiled and formed a hand seal, saying sweetly, "I will use my teleportation ability to dehumidify and remove the odor for Daddy as much as possible!"

“You, you all…” Yu smiled bitterly.

Ta-da!

Wansheng had already improvised a high-energy piece called "Unbreakable" to send her husband off on his journey!

Swish, swish, swish! Lin shook her tambourine, keeping time.

Yang Yan said, "Hehe, go ahead~ I'll treat you well tonight~!"

"Feather Emperor, go for it, Daddy!!"

"Lord Shadow, please let us witness the legendary power of the Uchiha!!"

"Okay, okay, I'll go, I'll go, alright?!"

Amidst much anticipation, the Feather Emperor made his appearance!

The finale of the Fifth Shinobi World War... turned out to be a 'chicken out of shit' moment: Shadow Uchiha Yu vs. Black Zetsu, the Otsutsuki Shit Style!

"Uchiha... Yu!!"

As the one-armed man walked towards them from the end of their line of sight, an irreconcilable hatred surged up, and Black Zetsu launched the first attack!

—Yin Yang Release: Shit Shuriken!

Chapter 773 Kaguya the Tyrant, Snatching Chestnuts from Shit

—Yin Yang Release: Shit Shuriken!

Cuckoo!

Ripples spread across Black Zetsu's body, and the golden, oily liquid transformed into the shape of shuriken, which were launched endlessly!

Whoosh! The shuriken spun rapidly in flight, scattering gold particles in all directions. The presence of these gold particles added a hazy golden glow to the overwhelming rain of shuriken!

This scene is absolutely hilarious!

The golden torrent swept past, instantly merging with the rushing Yu!

Yu activated his penetration mode, weaving through the torrent of shit shurikens!

Although he wasn't hit in the body at all, and the stench was dispersed by Xiaoxue's air escape, Yu still felt a bit uncomfortable because of the psychological effect!

"damn it!"

Suppressing his discomfort, he turned his left eye to the white and activated his observation skills to the extreme. His gaze pierced through the excrement curtain formed by the excrement shuriken and penetrated into Black Zetsu's body, where he discovered the location of the red light source!

Found it! The location of the Sky Totem!

Unfortunately... the Heavenly Totem was activated, forming a red light domain within Black Zetsu's body, which blocked remote eye techniques, preventing Yu from using remote divine power to directly transfer the totem!

So... to take the totem, we have to rush into Black Zetsu's body!

call out!

Yu sprinted forward at top speed!

"!" Sensing Yu's intention, Hei Jue moved his body, retreating and attacking at the same time!

"Damn Kamui Penetration, but this move will work on you!"

Whoosh! As it retreated, Black Zetsu opened its enormous, turd-like mouth!

——Yin Yang Escape: Boiling Shit Hell!

Sizzle sizzle sizzle!

The scorching, foul air erupted, forming a stench-filled area behind Black Zetsu... The pervasive stench was so strong that even Xiaoxue's air escape technique was ineffective!

Black Zetsu said insanely, "This is 'shit vapor' formed from shit heated to boiling point. Even if you can resist its corrosiveness, you can't resist its stench!"

"Hold!!!!"

Yu felt dizzy and his forward momentum slowed down as a strong spasm surged in his stomach!

"Ughhhhhh!!!"

Yu landed on the ground and vomited violently!

"Now's the time!!!"

Black Zetsu launched an attack.

—Yin Yang Escape: The Great River of Shit!

Splash!

The earth collapsed, and a vast river of excrement rushed forward, washing over Yu's body!

"It's not over yet!"

—Yin Yang Release: Shit Dragon Bullet Technique!

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

In the river of excrement, dragons of excrement rise and fall, one after another, each roar accompanied by splashes of golden soup!

"Hahahahahahaha... Die!!!"

Whoosh! Just as Black Zetsu was laughing wildly, a massive arrow of black flame pierced the air and struck him squarely in the throat...

A roar! The black flames of Amaterasu erupted, crackling and popping as they burned!

Glug glug...!

A large amount of excrement wrapped in black flames was vomited out... Black Zetsu discarded a part of this excrement body to neutralize the life force of Kagutsuchi!

Gazing at Susanoo, which was faintly visible amidst the steaming excrement, Black Zetsu laughed, "Hahahaha... Amaterasu, it's useless against me!"

—Yin Yang Escape: Heavenly Falling Shit Waterfall!

——Yin Yang Escape: Earth-Emerging Shit Lotus!

Black Zetsu launched a series of attacks.

A dimensional rift appeared in the sky, and a waterfall of yellow excrement fell from the heavens!

The previously unleashed river of excrement sank into the ground, and what appeared next was a dried-up black lotus of excrement.

Whoosh! The torrent of excrement poured onto the excrement lotus, like a river overflowing its banks, unstoppable!

—Yin Yang Escape: The Descent of the Shit Realm!

The dung lotus closed... forming a large, enclosed dung world!

As for what kind of upheaval is taking place in the world of excrement, that remains to be seen!

Those watching from afar... seeing how ferocious Black Zetsu's moves were, couldn't help but feel a pang of worry for Yu.

"Hey, is Yu alright?!"

"Xiaoyu, forget it! Let's give up the totem and come back!"

Gazing at the motionless Kaguya in the sky, Black Zetsu said sadly, "Mom... I know I'm no match for him, so this is the only way I can vent your anger for you!"

boom!

The world of excrement collapses... The complete Susanoo rises with a thunderous roar!

Yu Bai stared at the red light moving within Hei Jue's body and murmured, "It keeps moving the totem within its body, constantly changing its position... Fine, I'll use the wood clone then!"

Snapped!

Yu clasped her hands together in front of her chest.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Hundreds of wooden clones rose from the ground surrounding Black Zetsu, activating Susanoo, and ruthlessly charged into the body of the corpse.

Black Zetsu watched helplessly, unable to stop it, and angrily shouted, "Uchiha Yu, what kind of skill is using clones! If you're so capable, fight me fair and square! Or are you saying that... your backbone is even less than a pile of shit like mine?!"

Yu looked down at him and said, "Look at yourself now... You stink, what backbone do you have to talk about?"

Black Zetsu laughed sadly: "Hahahaha, indeed, I only bring shame to my mother like this..."

A wooden clone successfully arrived in front of the red light totem, placed its palm on it, and used its close-range divine power to absorb it into the space-time dimension.

call out!

Within Susanoo, Yu's true form releases the totem, shakes off the grime, infuses it with chakra, gains control over it, shrinks it, and carries it on his back.

Black Zetsu, knowing the situation was hopeless, gleamed with a deathly intent in his eyes: "Hahaha, is it over? Good, then let me use my final killing move, sacrificing myself to absorb all the wood clones that entered my body, offering my chakra to my mother. This is my final gift to my mother..."

—Yin Yang Escape: Sea of ​​Shit!

chap!

But at that moment, a jet-black longsword pierced through Black Zetsu's body!

The Sea of ​​Shit Seal... died before it could be activated!

Black Zetsu's voice was filled with utter despair: "Damn it... This is the Totsuka Blade!!!"

Glug glug glug glug...!

The remaining 5,980 tons of excrement from Black Zetsu flowed down the body of the Totsuka Blade like a river overflowing its banks, surging into the black gourd held by Susanoo at the end of the blade!