Reborn as the Darling of the Delta.
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[Zero]: This is what I should do, my darling. Do you remember the remaining quarter? That represents that I will protect you for the rest of my life.
Although it sounded a bit strange to follow what the book taught, Zero, who was too lazy to think about it carefully, simply sent over this passage that was extremely easy to misunderstand.
Just as Zhang Hao heard his phone notification and was about to check the message, Mai Xiaowen, who had copied the file and handed it to Shenlan, barged in.
"Wuhu, Xiaohao, what are you doing? Tch, you didn't take off your clothes, how come you've already finished showering? Xiaohao's original clothes are gone."
Zhang Hao: No, Xiaowen! What are you so disappointed about?! Get back to normal!
Mai Xiaowen then casually snatched the phone from Zhang Hao's hand and joked:
"Looking like there are no more quests and you want to stay up all night again, huh? Come on, let me see what level you are now?"
But before Zhang Hao could say that he was still chatting with [Zero], Mai Xiaowen had already skillfully unlocked Zhang Hao's phone and started looking at it.
And now, Mai Xiaowen inevitably saw the message that [Zero] sent to Zhang Hao with his extremely high "emotional intelligence".
Zhang Hao sat on the bed watching Mai Xiaowen perform an authentic Sichuan opera face-changing act for him. As Mai Xiaowen's smile vanished in just a second, transforming into a fighting expression, Zhang Hao felt a sudden jolt in his heart.
Zhang Hao: Ugh... What's with this heart palpitation? Why do I always have this ominous feeling? But I don't think I've done anything to offend Sister Xiaowen, have I?
【Zero】: Hmm, you certainly didn't offend your Xiaowen sister, but as the son of Hafk Lezi, I can't say for sure! (●'?'●)
Chapter 314 Even with me by his side, he still goes out and flirts with other women.
Seeing Mai Xiaowen's increasingly gloomy face, Zhang Hao also realized that something was wrong.
Seeing Xiaowen's expression like that usually... it seems like I never have a good ending. Could it be that [Zero] sent me something bad?
But isn't [Zero] a bot? Could it possibly send itself sweet nothings or something? That's hilarious! Unless Rometheus is hijacking the account, how could such an absurd possibility exist?
"Xiaowen... what's wrong? Are you... alright?"
Although Zhang Hao did think so, looking at Mai Xiaowen who was clearly about to go into a rage, he was completely confused. Could it be that he had actually guessed right? But that was just a wild guess! Besides, [Zero] didn't seem like the type of person to say such things at all!
[Zero]: Why aren't you saying anything? Isn't this enough? Don't worry, Xiao Hao, I'll keep learning and try my best to satisfy you next time.
Mai Xiaowen: It's getting dark, now it's time to hunt! (╬▔皿▔)╯
Mai Xiaowen slammed her phone down in front of Zhang Hao, who was looking completely stunned, and said coldly:
"Take a good look at this first, then explain to me what's going on. If you can't explain it clearly... well, I might as well commit a crime tonight!"
Upon hearing Mai Xiaowen's words, Zhang Hao quickly picked up his phone to read the contents.
After reading the two short sentences [Zero] sent him, Zhang Hao froze on the bed. Whose phone is this? Who sent him this message?! He's completely innocent!
How could this "Zero" type such an outrageous statement with just two fingers?! He even said he'd definitely satisfy himself next time—when did he ever say he wasn't satisfied?!
Especially that last sentence completely shattered Zhang Hao. At this moment, he knew that even if he tried his best to explain to Sister Xiaowen, not to mention whether Sister Xiaowen would believe him, even Zhang Hao himself wouldn't believe that the two of them had no relationship!
With a trembling hand, Zhang Hao used his last bit of strength to type out a message saying "I'll talk to you tomorrow," then placed his phone, now black, beside him with a look of despair. He then lowered his head and began to explain to Mai Xiaowen.
"Hey Xiaowen, don't disbelieve what I'm about to say, okay? It might sound really fantastical, but it's all true!"
Mai Xiaowen simply snorted coldly and said nothing.
But the more this happened, the more pressure Mai Xiaowen put on Zhang Hao. Zhang Hao stammered as he began to explain that he had previously asked "Zero" to read more books to increase emotional intelligence.
"So, Sister Xiaowen, I really, really suspect that this guy, [Zero], must have read some bad books to say these things to me. You have to believe me, Sister Xiaowen."
However, after hearing Zhang Hao's bizarre explanation, Mai Xiaowen naturally couldn't accept it so easily. Finding this reason only showed that Xiao Hao's survival instinct was incredibly strong, but... was she an idiot?!
"Who would believe that reason! Now I understand. No wonder you turned down several of us beauties to sleep with you today. You were planning to spend the whole night whispering sweet nothings to this 'little lover' from the Tower of Babel!"
Looking at Mai Xiaowen, who suddenly became agitated in front of him, Zhang Hao thought to himself, "I'm so tired. Can't this world just end already? Why is it so hard to have peaceful days? How long has it been since I've had a good all-night gaming session?"
"Xiaowen, calm down. Take a look at our previous chat history. See if there's anything wrong with these two sentences. And aren't the previous comments saying we've been discovered the real issue?!"
Zhang Hao also gave Mai Xiaowen a helpless complaint. Is this Xiaowen's ability to grasp the key points? It's really despairing. I don't know if I can even leave this room alive this time.
"Hmph, now you're even diverting your attention to protect your little lover, huh? No wonder your expression wasn't one of surprise when the three of us slept with you. Have you been corrupted by Wei Long? I'll drag him out and kill him later!"
Wei Long, still feeling emo in his room: Huh? I just jerked. Aren't I in the Special Operations Department? Why did my danger alarm suddenly trigger? Is it broken? Oh well, I'll just keep feeling emo. This is so hard, waaaaah! ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3
Zhang Hao then began a half-hour explanation to Mai Xiaowen, recounting almost all of his past experiences with [Zero] (of course, 9527 was kept secret), hoping that Mai Xiaowen would understand his predicament after listening.
What Zhang Hao wanted most was for Mai Xiaowen to know that [Zero]'s way of thinking was completely like that of a human-machine!
[Zero]: Even if I am a human-machine, I still have underlying code. The underlying code is to protect Xiao Hao's safety. Moreover, I set this up for myself. Even if I am a human-machine, I am a genius human-machine.
After Zhang Hao finished speaking until his throat was dry, Mai Xiaowen calmed down a bit. It did seem to be true. Could it be that she was being too sensitive? But then she received those two sentences...
"I don't care, you've never said this much for me before. How are you going to make it up to me? Let me tell you, your plan to stay up all night tonight is off the table. I'll come find you after I take a shower, so you'd better wait for me here obediently."
After saying that, without waiting for Zhang Hao to refuse, Mai Xiaowen walked out directly. Tonight, Xiao Hao must be hers. Mai Xiaowen said that no one could do anything about it. Even if it was Zoya, she would have to obediently die to the side tonight.
"Oh, my dear host, looking at you like this... um, it seems you've run into some trouble. Would you like your dear 9527 to help you out?"
Just as Zhang Hao was still struggling with this problem, our all-powerful 9527 appeared.
Chapter 315 Wanting to Commit a Crime
"9527! Did you watch everything, have your fun, and then come out? Help me! Xiaowen is going to take a huge risk and commit a crime tonight!!!"
Upon seeing 9527, Zhang Hao excitedly inquired if there was any way to save him.
"Hmph, of course I have a way! Don't you know who I am?! I'm the all-powerful 9527!"
Under Zhang Hao's adoring gaze, 9527 also revealed a satisfied smile. Who dragged our little Hao into this mess? That's right, it was that guy [Zero] who kept saying he would protect little Hao for life. It can only be said that when little Hao is not in danger, that guy is the biggest danger.
But who can pull our Xiao Hao out of this predicament? Hmph, of course, it's our most mysterious and powerful 9527!
"I have a really good solution here that will guarantee your dear Xiaowen won't commit a crime."
"Alright 9527, stop being so mysterious and just bring out the good stuff already."
Zhang Hao stared wide-eyed at 9527, who proudly raised her head with a confident expression. It had to be 9527; she always managed to help him out. He would definitely spoil her more in the future.
"Ta-da!!! A potion that will instantly make you an adult with just one sip! That way, no matter what your sister Xiaowen does later, she won't be committing a crime! Anyway, you don't have an ID card or anything. How about that? Isn't that amazing and incredibly humane?"
Looking at Zhang Hao, who was frozen in place, 9527 revealed an "evil" smile. Hehehe, if I could see my host being bullied by Mai Xiaowen until his face turned red, it would be really... awesome!
"9527, you... didn't you try any other methods? What kind of nonsense is this? You call this a solution? Am I still going to suffer Xiaowen's wrath?"
9527, in a very humane way, gave a "you know what I mean" look and flew to Zhang Hao's ear, saying:
"Hey, we're like brothers, we all know what's going on, right? You're actually already very happy, aren't you? Here, take this bottle of medicine. Our relationship doesn't need any explanation, I understand."
Zhang Hao: Family, what kind of situation is this? I don't even have the guts to do this. How could 9527 come up with something so outrageous? How come neither of these two people is reliable? In the end, I still have to rely on myself?
"9527, you'd better get back here right now. I see now, you're not here to help me, you're just here to add fuel to the fire. Do you think I'm that kind of person? Right now, I only have one thing on my mind, which is to help Uncle Said and the others liberate Asara. I haven't considered any of my personal feelings!"
Looking at Zhang Hao, who was standing in front of him with a righteous expression and was criticizing him in a righteous manner, 9527 curled his lips indifferently. This host is really useless. He was smiling so brightly when he was surrounded by these women before, but now that he has the chance to eat meat, he has become so cowardly.
9527: Sigh, it seems I'll have to work harder in the future. Next month is almost here, so I guess I'll have to do something tricky with the monthly mystery shop.
"Alright, alright, you have such lofty ambitions, okay? It's my thoughts that are too wicked, okay? I've put the things in your bedside table. I'll deduct the points from your account myself. It's not much, just 300 points. You should figure out how to deal with your Xiaowen sister yourself."
9527 waved to Zhang Hao, then gave a grin to indicate that this was a forced sale, before returning to Zhang Hao's soul world.
"Damn, 300 points! 9527, you just wait, you better not let me catch you doing anything wrong, that's 300 points! Get me some good stuff in the shop next month, you hear me?!"
Upon hearing that such a "useless" medicine cost him 300 points, Zhang Hao thought, "This 9527 is a complete swindler! He spends his hard-earned points without asking for permission every day. Can't he save them to upgrade his intelligence?"
9527: Pah! Don't you even know where all these points of yours basically come from? I was just giving some benefits to your few "malicious" good sisters, okay? I didn't expect you to be so useless.
As for Zhang Hao's idea of using these points to increase his intelligence, 9527 could only shake his head helplessly. Why didn't his host understand? Was it possible that his problem wasn't with his intelligence?
Seeing that 9527 had also gone back, the room returned to tranquility. Zhang Hao lay down on the bed and began to think about how to make Sister Xiaowen happy so that he could successfully escape this predicament!
But as he thought about it, sleepiness crept in. However, he still couldn't come up with a good solution, so Zhang Hao crawled into the covers and changed to a more comfortable position to start thinking.
"Let me think about it carefully..."
Subsequently, with Zhang Hao's CPU running at high speed, his brain, upon seeing his state, also chose to shut down directly.
And so, Zhang Hao, who was still anxiously waiting for the punishment, fell asleep on the bed in a daze. As for Sister Xiaowen, he was already asleep, so she couldn't possibly wake him up to punish him!
Meanwhile, in Mai Xiaowen's room.
"Let's spray some of this perfume over there. I bought this for a lot of money back then. I usually don't dare to wear anything, but I'll splurge today. This perfume is indeed fragrant, but it doesn't smell as good as Xiao Hao's."
By this time, Mai Xiaowen had finished washing up. Wearing a pink nightgown, she took out a small bottle of perfume from the drawer, sprayed it on herself twice, picked up a pillow from the bed, and happily prepared to go to Xiaohao's room.
What? You're saying Mai Xiaowen is still angry? Just kidding! How could our Mai Xiaowen really be angry with Xiao Hao? Wasn't that all that fuss just so she could shamelessly go to Xiao Hao's place to sleep?
"But, wanting to commit a crime is really something..."
Chapter 316 Take a Break
After getting herself dressed, Mai Xiaowen glanced at her "perfect" self in the mirror, nodded in satisfaction, and then took her pillow and went to Zhang Hao's room.
"Hehehe, I didn't expect that Xiao Hao could reject both of you today, but couldn't reject me? Wow, I'm still too versatile!"
As Mai Xiaowen passed by Zoya and Luna's room, the thought of having Xiao Hao all tonight made her so excited she wanted to stomp her feet. However, remembering she couldn't be too ostentatious, she forcibly suppressed the urge to provoke the two women and quickly walked to Zhang Hao's door.
"Xiao Hao, have you thought this through? I haven't forgiven you yet!"
Upon entering, Mai Xiaowen immediately reverted to her previous gloomy expression and spoke in a "fierce" tone to Zhang Hao, who was lying motionless on the bed.
"Hey, Xiao Hao, don't think you can get away with pretending to be asleep! Give me a reasonable explanation right now, or I might really commit a crime!"
Seeing that Zhang Hao was still standing there with his eyes closed, ignoring her, Mai Xiaowen issued her final warning.
This little Hao, is he still thinking of escaping this predicament by pretending to be asleep? Hmph, he's still too naive. Mai Xiaowen thought, if he's pretending to be asleep, then she can do whatever she wants to him.
Seeing that Zhang Hao was still ignoring her, Mai Xiaowen took off her shoes and carefully walked up to Zhang Hao, leaning close to his head. Their lips almost touched.
Looking at Zhang Hao in front of her, Mai Xiaowen couldn't help but swallow hard. Wasn't this the perfect opportunity she had been waiting for?
"But... that darn Hao, he actually used his charm on me? But I'm not going to be gentle with you, I'm coming for you."
Seeing that Zhang Hao still didn't react even though she had already gotten close, Mai Xiaowen became bolder and continued her actions.
To verify whether Zhang Hao was faking sleep, Mai Xiaowen also began her investigation.
"Well."
"Hmm, it smells so good and is so soft, the taste is still so wonderful. But in this situation, Xiao Hao isn't even blushing. Could he really be asleep right now?"
Seeing that Zhang Hao was still in the same state as before, even his breathing rate hadn't changed, Mai Xiaowen thought of how Xiao Hao had been bullied by her before, his face flushed with embarrassment. Mai Xiaowen was speechless and confirmed that Xiao Hao had really fallen asleep.
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