Red Wolf/Weilong: I'm sorry, Xiao Hao. It seems the consequences of your actions are too heavy. We two... are afraid we can't bear such a karmic burden. So, Xiao Hao, just go ahead and rest assured. We'll pretend we don't know anything while wearing headphones.

"Xiao Hao, I'll give you 30 seconds to come to my room. I don't think you want to know what will happen if you don't come. All the 'gifts' in my room are waiting for their owner."

Looking at Zoya, who was giving him a "gentle" smile from above, Zhang Hao knew he was in for a lot of trouble. He sighed heavily and, under the watchful eyes of Roy and the others, trudged back to his room.

Chapter 344 Reminiscing

"Sigh, I hope Xiao Hao can get through this completely."

Wei Long and Red Wolf couldn't help but sigh, and at the same time, they envied Xiao Hao's popularity.

However, after considering Xiao Hao's looks and personality, the two seemed to resign themselves to their fate and shook their heads helplessly. Who wouldn't like such a cute and sensible child like Xiao Hao? Anyone who doesn't must have something wrong with their brain.

Reis: ? ? ? ? ? ?

"Back in the day, I had a huge group of female fans, but I was too picky back then, which is why I'm still single."

Red Wolf leaned back on the sofa behind him, a look of reminiscence flashing in his eyes, and spoke to Wei Long in the tone of someone who had been through it all.

What? You're asking why I didn't tell Roy? If Red Wolf really dared to tell Roy that he was popular, Roy would just flaunt his precious wife and little daughter.

And every time Roy mentions his daughter and wife, he can talk for hours without taking a break. Uluru mentioned his wife when he was chatting with Roy before he even knew anything about it.

Roy talked to Uluru for the entire afternoon. If Red Wolf remembers correctly, he went back to his room to sleep after eating, and that's when Roy started chatting with Uluru.

When he came out for dinner, he found Roy still sitting on the sofa, talking about his daughter with a drowsy Uluru.

Of course, after that, Red Wolf and Dragon went to Uluru to ask him how he managed to stay there for an entire afternoon. And guess what Uluru said?

"I wanted to leave too, but I didn't expect Roy to be so strong. He pinned me down there. I couldn't run away, and he would wake me up if I fell asleep. I was really helpless."

After that, no one in the Secret Service would mention Roy's wife and beloved daughter in front of him, since Roy could really talk about them for an entire afternoon without stopping.

"Hmph, you're just bragging. Someone like you has a bunch of female fans? Don't make me laugh. I was really something back in the day. I was a big shot in college, you know."

Seeing this, Wei Long began to recount his glorious past:

"Do you know how many girls I charmed when I was playing basketball? Have you ever received love letters? With your straight-man attitude, you should just stay single."

Seeing Wei Long belittle him like that, Red Wolf disdainfully retorted:

"Oh my, our Wang Yuhao was quite the celebrity back in the day! People would even send him love letters? So how come you're still a single dog like me? What's wrong? None of those girls are to our Lord Weilong's liking?"

Seeing the two arguing again, Roy and Terry sat down to the side, picked up the sunflower seeds Zhang Hao had roasted earlier, and started eating them. They didn't expect the show to start so soon; it seems they really are quite lucky.

Roy: Oh~~~ This is so wonderful, these days are truly wonderful. If Asara didn't have war, that would be the best. These days are paradise. I just don't know how long Asara and Hafk will continue to fight.

Realizing he hadn't seen his adorable daughter in a long time, Roy decided that after watching this funny video, he would video call his little darling daughter and his beloved wife.

"Hmph, I surrendered myself to my country. What do you know? I'm not like you, pretending to be tough when nobody wants me."

"You dare say that again? I clearly had a bunch of female fans back then, okay? You're just framing me!"

"I'm going to say, what's wrong? Are you getting impatient? If you're impatient, let's go outside and have a practice session."

"Come on, it seems I haven't trained you in a long time, huh? You even dare to talk to your senior like that."

"Pah! You're learning from Luna, aren't you? You're even acting like a senior here. Don't be the one I pin to the ground begging for mercy later."

The two walked out hurling insults at each other, and the two bystanders exchanged a glance and followed suit in perfect unison.

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Meanwhile, inside Zhang Hao's room, a series of erotic scenes were unfolding.

(Being afraid of censorship, readers are encouraged to use their imaginations to picture the scenes here.)

"How's it going, Xiao Hao? My technique is pretty good, right? Look, you're almost rolling your eyes."

At this moment, Zhang Hao was lying in Zoya's arms, and Zoya was using the "soul extractor" she had acquired a few days ago on Zhang Hao with a wicked smile. Zhang Hao obediently huddled in her arms and did not move, obediently enduring Zoya's whims.

"Hey, you've had your fun, now it's my turn to play with you. I've never seen Xiao Hao like this before."

Luna kept urging him on, asking, "Is this thing really that comfortable? Xiao Hao never showed this kind of expression when I massaged him before."

As for Mai Xiaowen, who was squeezed to the very side, she looked at Zoya's smug expression and curled her lips in disdain. That's it? That's it? She thought it would be more exciting. In her opinion, this still required external help. Compared with her previous actions, it was really weak.

That's true, but Mai Xiaowen couldn't hide the envy in her eyes. Those two old women, just because they're a little older than her, they think Xiao Hao really likes this kind of thing... It seems like he really does.

Mai Xiaowen could only silently condemn Xiao Hao's behavior in her heart. It was so superficial, so incredibly superficial. But just wait and see. She was drinking papaya juice every day, and it shouldn't be too long before she could surprise Xiao Hao.

"Alright, let's stop messing around. Xiao Hao, let's play a game first."

Seeing the two people in front of her going too far, Mai Xiaowen finally couldn't take it anymore. You two better stop right now!

"A game?! Great, let's play together!"

As soon as Zhang Hao heard Mai Xiaowen mention games, he immediately perked up. Under the incredulous gazes of Zoya and Luna, he ran away and naturally took out his phone from his pocket and opened the game.

Then he stared at Zoa and Luna with his innocent, big eyes:

"Do you guys want to come along?"

Chapter 345 Raiding Bird Nests

Time flew by and it was already the morning of the second day. It was just getting light outside when Weilong and Shenlan walked out of the room one after the other.

"Hmm? Weilong, are you going on patrol so early today? Why don't I cook you some noodles first before you go?"

Deep Blue was surprised that Dragon, who was usually still sleeping at this time, would get up so early to prepare for patrol, so he asked.

"No, Deep Blue, let's eat when I get back. Yesterday Roy told me that there seems to be some trouble at Longbow Valley. I'll go check it out after my patrol today. I don't think it will be too long."

After finishing speaking, Wei Long put on his helmet, nodded to Shen Lan, and headed to the garage.

Seeing that Weilong had such awareness, Shenlan nodded in satisfaction. It seemed that Weilong had become sensible after being "lovedly taught a lesson" by him last time.

But Wei Long only needs to be disciplined once or twice to behave, so why doesn't it work on Roy? Deep Blue is also very troubled by this. Roy's personality is too unruly. Although it can't be called a bad habit, it still needs to be kept in mind.

"Next time... are you going to bring a shield to discipline me?"

Deep Blue murmured, his eyes unconsciously glancing at Roy's door.

Roy, who was still sleeping in bed, shivered involuntarily: It's a bit cold. I should curl up and sleep. But that doesn't make sense. In Asara, and at this time of year, it shouldn't be cold, right?

But Roy was no ordinary man; he simply turned around and went back to sleep. What did it matter? After all, Deep Blue was still here with the Special Operations Department. He wanted to see if anyone would dare to cause trouble in front of Deep Blue.

While Deep Blue started cooking for everyone, Wei Long also started riding his little car to patrol around Dam Zero.

"Hmm, no problem. It seems the dam is all working fine... What's that?"

After taking another stroll, Wei Long was about to head to Longbow Valley when he noticed what appeared to be a bunch of bird nests behind the cement plant at the dam.

However, seeing that he had already passed that area, Wei Long gave up and continued driving towards the location Roy had pointed out to him yesterday.

"Hiss~~~ There really are a bunch of bird nests? But where are the Asara Rocket Soldiers that Roy told me about? Oh well, let's ignore this for now and go check out the place Roy pointed out to me yesterday."

Asara, the rocket soldier who hadn't gotten out of bed yet: Hmm? Was someone thinking about me just now? Could it be Xiaomei? Hehehe, I knew my charm was still great. I'll go buy breakfast for Xiaomei and her crush when I get up later.

Taking advantage of the fact that the sun had just risen, Wei Long hurriedly rode his bike towards the pasture in Longbow Valley. As for the other two locations that Roy had marked for him, he decided to wait until he had gathered more people before going there. Otherwise, if he went there alone, he would probably never come back.

Wei Long: Oh, if only I had the strength of Deep Blue. If I brought a shield like that, I could just steal bird eggs right in front of them.

Deep Blue: No, no, no, Dragon, you're looking down on me. When I was your age, I didn't need to bring a shield. I could make these people kneel on the ground and watch me openly steal bird eggs. Reis? Reis would have to kneel before me, and he'd have to be at the very front.

After parking his car not far from the ranch, Wei Long grabbed his gun and quietly began to head towards his target location.

After walking for a few minutes, Wei Long arrived near Roy's marker and cautiously looked around.

"Huh? There's no one here? Is Roy trying to fool me again? But there are definitely birds chirping nearby. I don't think there are any bird nests around here, right?"

Just as Wei Long was still wondering, a footstep began to approach.

Upon hearing the footsteps, Wei Long quickly hid and then peeked out towards the source of the sound.

Just as Roy had said yesterday, an Asara rocket soldier was swaggering forward, carrying his rocket launcher.

"Huh?! What...what's going on? Roy was actually telling the truth!!!"

Wei Long stared wide-eyed at the scene before him, his eyes beneath the mask agape. Wait, does Reis have a huge number of people here now? They've even deployed rocket soldiers to the ranch? This… is this right?

"Wait, he's still walking forward? Where is he going? Hiss... Let me see, I just happened to bring the tranquilizer dart that Zoya gave me. Sorry bro, you can lie down without worry, I won't pull down your pants."

After loading the tranquilizer dart, Wei Long looked at Asara Rocket Soldier, who was facing away from him, and aimed directly at his backside.

"call out!!!"

With a gunshot, Asara, the rocket soldier, also fell down within seconds.

"Hmm! Headgear, armor, gun, chest armor... wrong one, I'm not that Red Wolf guy. I've been corrupted by him lately. Let's go see what's ahead."

Wei Long was about to use a jetpack to take over the Asara rocket soldier, but as soon as he got up, he remembered that he wasn't a CS player like Red Wolf, so he quickly dismissed the "evil" thought from his mind.

After crossing the Asara Rocket Trooper and taking a few steps forward, Wei Long discovered that there really was a bunch of bird nests on a haystack ahead.

Seeing this unbelievable scene, Wei Long couldn't help but rub his eyes. WTF? Was he hallucinating too?

When Weilong went inside, he discovered that these were all bird eggs, and in some of the nests... there were a few unusual white eggs.

"What is this thing? Where is the golden egg that Roy told me about yesterday? Could someone have taken it? I hope that Asara rocket soldier didn't stuff it in his pants. I'll have to check it later."

But with so many bird nests right in front of him, even someone as strong as Wei Long couldn't resist the temptation and reached out his sinful hand to the nests.

Roy: Good grief, still talking about me and threatening me. Humph, you've already started digging your own nest. Do you even know how to dig a bird's nest properly? Get out of my way. I'm the real bird-nest raider, okay?

Chapter 346 The Egg Thief

Just as Wei Long was enjoying his bird's nest raid, he heard hurried footsteps from not far away. It seemed that... the other party was a group of people.

Wei Long immediately stopped his indecent behavior. After putting everything he had found into his backpack, he glanced at Asara Rocket Soldier still lying on the ground, then jumped over the wall and used his jetpack to escape the scene.

Wei Long: Sigh, what a pity. Maybe the golden egg that Roy was talking about really is in that Asara rocket soldier's crotch.

Shortly after Wei Long left, a group of Asara soldiers arrived at this place:

"Damn it, what's the guy guarding the bird's nest doing today? Wasn't he supposed to be moving to a different spot? Why is he still here? We had to go look for him somewhere else for ages, but it turns out he didn't move at all. I was hoping to get some bird eggs to trade for resources!"

"Hey wait a minute, isn't that the rocket soldier on guard duty?"

Just as the group was still complaining, one of the Asara soldiers pointed to the unconscious Asara rocket soldier lying in front of them.

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