Reborn as the Darling of the Delta.
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"Come on, Xiao Hao, let your big brother Wei Long see what kind of strength you have. Let me tell you, back in the day I could eat a whole plate of deep-fried giant spiders! Don't let me down."
Seeing that Brother Weilong remained so confident even after learning the truth, Zhang Hao decided not to hold back any longer. After handing the can of herring to Weilong, Zhang Hao headed straight for the kitchen.
"Xiao Hao, wait a minute. There's also Wei Long. Don't open this can now!"
It was at this moment that Roy ran out of the room, yelled at the two of them, and then ran towards the infirmary, dragging out a box full of gas masks.
"It just so happens that this was obtained from those high-level officials the year before last, and we just bought a new batch this year. Let me distribute these gas masks first."
Before going upstairs, Roy thoughtfully gave Zhang Hao a gas mask and then whispered in his ear:
"Go for it, Xiao Hao! I believe you can definitely take down this Wei Long. But to be honest, he really is the least picky eater I've ever met. Although I, Roy, am also a glutton, I really can't eat things like canned herring."
Zhang Hao never expected that Roy, who could even eat balut, would personally acknowledge the power of the dragon, which filled Zhang Hao with enthusiasm for this challenge.
Wei Long: Wait a minute, something doesn't seem right. Shouldn't I be the challenger? Xiao Hao, you're just trying to do the things you wouldn't normally dare to do, aren't you?
Roy then went upstairs and began distributing the gas mask to everyone, eventually earning a thumbs-up from Deep Blue.
Deep Blue: Not bad, not bad. Roy has been performing quite well lately. I'll fry an extra egg for him when I cook noodles tomorrow.
Shenlan also reminded Zhang Hao and Weilong downstairs to clean up everything after they were done, with a particular emphasis on Weilong.
Zhang Hao also put on a gas mask, then returned to the kitchen, used his points to redeem a piece of marinated shark meat from 9527, and placed it on the cutting board.
"To be honest, is it really that strong? I think I really need to see what it tastes like."
Zhang Hao's curiosity was piqued when he saw the description of the marinated shark meat in the online store. Could this kind of meat really smell like an outhouse? It didn't seem like it at all.
Before Zhang Hao could even remove the gas mask from his face, Wei Long's voice, which was starting to growl, came from outside:
"I... Ugh... Xiao Hao, you pooped in there? You're not really going to do something weird, are you? This place smells like a toilet!"
Zhang Hao blinked blankly for a moment, then immediately abandoned the idea of taking off the mask to smell what it smelled like.
"This is genuine ingredient, Brother Weilong, so you can rest assured. Right now, you should get used to how I'm handling it."
After offering his helpful advice, Zhang Hao continued to work on how to deal with the thing.
After going through the process in his mind, Zhang Hao finally decided to put the meat in the broth to enhance the flavor, and then he started preparing it in the kitchen.
However, Wei Long, who was outside the door, was not so calm. He had just opened the can of herring and was about to eat it all at once when he noticed something was wrong.
This canned herring in front of me seems a little different from the kind Roy usually feeds me. How should I describe it? It's probably more potent.
Just as Wei Long was about to lean forward and try to analyze the ingredients by smell to see if there were any he had never seen before, a smell that he was very familiar with came from the kitchen.
Wei Long: (Takes a big sniff) Ugh~~~ It seems there's no mistake, it smells like the toilet in high school, but this smell, this concentration.............. it's practically a promax version of high school!
After hearing Xiao Hao in the kitchen say that the ingredients were genuine, Wei Long felt a little relieved and started to mentally encourage himself.
Weilong: Keep it up, you're the best! Maybe with Xiaohao's skills, it'll smell bad but taste good, just like that stinky tofu. You need to have some confidence in Xiaohao, Wang Yuhao.
However, at this moment, Wei Long, who was trembling as he picked up a fish with chopsticks, was clearly not as brave as he had imagined. And at that moment, Roy's door opened again in an instant, and after the person came out, Roy quickly and firmly closed the door again.
"What...what are you doing out here?"
Wei Long watched as Roy swayed down the stairs and stood right in front of him, and asked in bewilderment.
"Of course I'm here to watch the show. I thought about it and decided to wear this outfit that I was planning to throw away. I'm not going to wear it anymore. I just want to see if Xiao Hao's technique is better, or if you're tougher."
Chapter 760 Ugh~ (2)
Seeing Roy in front of him, who was willing to throw away his own clothes just to eat melon seeds, Wei Long was at a loss for what to do with him.
Now that he's made such a boast, he's going to casually manipulate the "delicacies" Xiao Hao makes.
Wei Long: I was going to say that if all else failed, I would talk to Xiao Hao and let it go, but what are you doing here, Roy? Do you really want me to die? Xiao Hao is really well prepared. I really want to know where he got all these weird things.
"Come on, brothers and sisters, I, Roy, am going all out to do a live stream for you all today. Look at our invincible Wei Long, who is about to take big bites of this can of herring in front of him."
Just as Wei Long looked up to contemplate life, Roy had already taken out his phone from his pocket and started a video call in the group chat, giving the Secret Service a live broadcast of the situation downstairs.
Mai Xiaowen: Tsk tsk tsk, my god, only Wang Yuhao can eat this canned food. This stuff tastes so bad that even a dog wouldn't eat it. Roy, why don't you take off your mask and have a couple of bites?
At this moment, Wei Long felt like he was still on the fire. It was impossible for him to escape now; he couldn't do something so shameful.
"Hey Xiaowen, you're so lame. Come on, let me show you my old trick, how to eat one of these little fish in one bite."
Wei Long pretended to be calm and began his performance. He casually picked out a relatively intact fish from the fish and then quickly devoured it after holding his breath.
“I… (vomit) That’s it? Actually, I think the taste is still okay. Roy, should I save one for you?”
Wei Long also raised his slightly reddened eyes and showed the video his clean mouth.
Claire: 666! I've seen this thing online before. People there seem to throw up as soon as they smell it. I didn't expect you, Weilong, to actually finish this whole fish. Awesome!
Hearing Claire's praise, Wei Long's initial desire to give up was put aside. That's right, he was a man at the top of the food chain. This slightly stronger-tasting canned herring was nothing to him.
"Of course! Come on, let's do one more!"
Seeing this, Wei Long also started his own "mukbang" (eating broadcast), and Roy, who was watching this scene up close, couldn't help but grin.
That's ruthless, absolutely ruthless. Roy had always thought that he and Vee Dragon were in roughly the same food chain, since Vee Dragon could eat what Roy could eat, and he just didn't like it.
But after Wei Long stuffed the herring into his mouth like that, Roy finally understood that he was probably going to be trampled underfoot by Wei Long for the rest of his life.
Roy: Although I hate to admit it, I have to admit it. Weilong is really ruthless. They really went all out on themselves. I don't even dare to take off this mask now. I'm afraid I'll just freeze to death here if I take it off.
Ugh~~~
However, before Wei Long could even be cool for two seconds, he gave everyone present a free demonstration of what a "dragon's roar" truly meant.
Claire: Wow, it seems... this thing is quite powerful.
"Ugh... Let me explain first."
Wei Long forcibly suppressed the desire deep within him to continue his dragon roar, but immediately spoke up to explain to the camera:
"Damn, it's not because this canned herring tastes bad. I can still handle it. It's just that you guys didn't take off your gas masks and smell it. I don't know what Xiao Hao is up to in this kitchen right now. The smell... I can only say you wouldn't understand."
At this moment, Wei Long felt his eyes were about to well up with tears. What on earth was Xiao Hao doing in there? How could he make something so disgusting? Was he really not lying to him?
Wei Long: I really can't stand this smell anymore. Even if I force myself to tell myself that this stuff smells bad but tastes good, it's no use. How good can something that smells like this be?
Just as Wei Long was internally complaining, Zhang Hao, wearing a gas mask and carrying a large bowl, walked out of the kitchen. Under Wei Long's slightly fearful gaze, Zhang Hao chuckled.
"Hey, Brother Weilong, why are you looking at me like that? Don't worry, look, this is just shark meat. With my super cooking skills, the originally dry and hard fish meat is now soaked in broth and is very delicious!"
Unfortunately, after Zhang Hao pushed the bowl of shark soup forward, Wei Long felt the dizzying smell rush to his brain. He immediately instinctively took a step back and said shakily:
"Xiao Hao, tell me first, will I die right here after I eat this?"
Mai Xiaowen: Oh dear, didn't you say you could eat whatever you wanted? Weilong, the way you're backing away is going to make our Xiaohao very sad!
At this moment, Mai Xiaowen was also looking at the screen of her phone with a mischievous smile. This Wang Yuhao is really weak. He used to say that he was a man standing at the top of the food chain, but he couldn't even handle this shark meat.
But before Mai Xiaowen could even enjoy her moment, the "strong" smell wafted in through the crack in the door. At first, Mai Xiaowen didn't think much of it, but after taking a deep breath, she immediately covered her nose, stared wide-eyed outside, then quickly put on her mask, picked up her phone, and asked:
Mai Xiaowen: Could that shit-like smell be Xiao Hao's doing? Xiao Hao, didn't you just say there was shark meat in this bowl? Shark meat wouldn't taste like this, would it?
Not long after Mai Xiaowen put on the mask, the others seemed to have caught a whiff of the same scent and got up to put on the masks that Roy had given them earlier.
Seeing this, Zhang Hao shared the information about the marinated shark meat that he had previously found in the system shop with everyone.
"So............ ugh~~~ this really isn't my fault, okay?"
Chapter 761 Ugh~ (3)
Only at this moment did everyone's gaze shift from initial doubt to pity when they looked at Wei Long again. They had misunderstood Wei Long before, thinking he was just being overly dramatic. But now, it seemed that Wei Long was truly a tough and resolute man.
Zoya: Um... However, Roy, could you please move the camera a little further away? It's too close to the dragon. I can almost smell it just by looking at it, it's a bit unbearable.
When Wei Long heard Zoya say that, he almost cried (in fact, he was already in tears). How could he blame himself? Who would have thought that Xiao Hao could actually create such a biological weapon by hand?
Red Wolf: Hey Weilong, don't say so much. We heard all the slogans you shouted before. Now that Xiaohao has prepared it and put it in front of you, you can't just say you don't want to eat it.
Red Wolf, lying on the bed, couldn't help but laugh at Wei Long's state. At the same time, he urged Wei Long to eat quickly on his phone, wanting to see Wei Long spit out his food later.
After hearing Red Wolf's words, the others also started to urge Wei Long to quickly taste what the devilish dish made by Xiao Hao tasted like.
"I... I need to take a break first!"
Wei Long glanced at the "dark cuisine" that Xiao Hao had carefully prepared for him with a bit of trepidation. Although this thing was a normal ingredient, how could it be pickled to taste like a dry toilet? And Xiao Hao even made it into a soup. Once the smell spread, it was simply awful!
Meanwhile, Roy chuckled slyly and urged him on. He wanted to see if Veyron could actually conquer this thing. If he could really finish this bowl of shark soup, then he could go out and spread rumors that Veyron was a real man who would even eat shit.
Wei Long: Thank you, I feel I don't deserve such praise.
As the protagonist of this incident, Wei Long, under everyone's gaze, first took a few deep breaths, and then let out a dragon roar once again.
The onlookers:......................
“Brother Weilong, how about we just forget about it? This might be a bit too strong for your taste. Ever since I brought this bowl of soup out, you haven’t stopped crying.”
Looking at Wei Long's eyes, which were constantly streaming with tears from the shock, Zhang Hao said somewhat embarrassedly.
However, these words seemed to provoke Wei Long. He waved his hand, jogged to the door, opened it, took a few deep breaths of fresh air, and then walked back in, holding his breath.
"No need, Xiao Hao, just watch and see, I, Wei Long, will never waste food!"
After saying that, Wei Long picked up a piece of fish and quickly stuffed it into his mouth. Unfortunately, the moment the fish entered his mouth, Wei Long immediately felt like he was about to spit it out. He put down his chopsticks and covered his mouth with both hands.
Unfortunately, after he finished holding his breath, the smell of the toilet exploded inside Wei Long's head, almost killing him.
Meanwhile, those watching on their phones saw Wei Long, who was covering his mouth, suddenly roll his eyes, lean back on the sofa, and start convulsing.
Lina: Is Weilong alright?
Kami: Xiao Hao, do you want to go check on Brother Wei Long? Is he still conscious? He looks like he's about to die!
The two new members of the Special Operations Department also expressed their concerns, because seeing Wei Long convulsing there, they wanted to laugh but also felt sorry for him.
The scene on the other side was quite different; our carefree Claire was already rolling around laughing on Luna's bed.
Claire: Hahahaha, what's wrong with this dragon? Xiao Hao, did you put a battery in this fish? Why is this dragon shaking here after taking a bite? Hahahaha.
The other three women, though not as exaggerated, knew that with Roy and Xiao Hao there, nothing bad would happen to Wei Long, and they laughed as well.
After convulsing for a while, our War God Dragon miraculously stopped, and then sat up from the sofa as if it had been resurrected, swallowing the piece of shark meat that it had been holding in its mouth.
"Wow, not Wei Long, you...you're really hungry?"
Roy, who witnessed this scene up close, was dumbfounded. It was swallowed so easily? What were you pretending to be all this time?
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