"Roy, so free? Didn't you go upstairs? Now you have nothing to do, huh?"
Luna first turned around and glared at Roy, who was hiding behind the sofa and trying to eavesdrop. After sending him back to his room with a look, she focused her gaze on Zhang Hao in front of her.
"Xiao Hao, isn't your sister good to you?"
As Zhang Hao listened to Luna's nonsensical words, he began to secretly make a guess.
Zhang Hao: [The scheming frog keeps touching your belly], it must be Sister Xiaowen or Sister Zoya who used me to anger Sister Luna, that must be it.
And indeed, he was right. In the morning, when Mai Xiaowen went to the shooting range to practice shooting, she ran into Luna. The two had a minor verbal altercation, but under Luna's constant provocation, Mai Xiaowen played her trump card.
"Hmph, you call me a clown? Luna, you haven't tasted Xiao Hao's lips yet! Hehehehe, let me tell you, they're very fragrant and soft. If you kiss Xiao Hao's lips for a while, tears will come out. It's so cute."
Mai Xiaowen leaned close to the stunned Luna and uttered the final words that shattered her:
"And you, her Luna, can probably only fantasize in your room about Xiao Hao sweetly calling you 'sister,' what a loser. Don't show off your past achievements here; you and I are no longer on the same level."
Luna: Are you kidding me?! (;'??Д??`)
Chapter 136 Is my sister beautiful?
After hearing Mai Xiaowen's words, Luna could only stand there dumbfounded. What? Her precious Xiaohao was being brutally "bullied" by this former defeated opponent?
Later at lunchtime, Luna locked herself in her room, claiming she had no appetite. As a result, Weilong and Terry each divided Luna's portion in half.
However, Luna in the room became angrier and angrier. Mai Xiaowen, who was just a little karaomi before, had now left her far behind and was now mocking her, a "veteran driver".
Luna tossed and turned in bed, then suddenly sat up abruptly, a determined glint in her eyes.
"No, I can't fall behind like this. If Mai Xiaowen can do it, why can't I? No, I have to wait for Xiao Hao to come back! I'll do it myself."
So after everyone went back to their rooms, Luna went to the living room alone to wait for Zhang Hao to return, and now she was going to enjoy the "delicious" Xiao Hao in front of her.
"Sister Luna, what are you saying? How could you be mean to me? What's wrong with you...?"
Zhang Hao tilted his head and asked, trying to get away with it by being cute.
"Oh? So, Xiao Hao, have you kissed Mai Xiaowen?"
Zhang Hao immediately understood what had happened. Zoya usually wouldn't discuss these things with Luna, so the truth was clear: Xiaowen must have provoked Luna again. He was in real danger now! (lll¬ω¬)
Mai Xiaowen: I didn't! Xiaohao, you're wronging me. I didn't provoke this guy at all. She was the one who started it.
When Luna turned her gaze to Zhang Hao, a thin layer of sweat appeared on his forehead.
"Lu... Luna, why are you suddenly asking this? Haha, Xiaowen and you guys also kiss me all the time. Um, I'm a little sleepy, I'm going back to sleep first!"
Zhang Hao wanted to take the opportunity to escape the scene quickly, but due to his delicate and weak constitution, he was caught by Luna and brought back.
"Xiao Hao, answer your sister's question first, okay? Don't rush if you want to sleep. After you finish answering, sister will take you back to sister's room to sleep, okay?"
Zhang Hao: It's over, there's no escaping it now. (;'??Д??`)
"Hey Luna, let's make a deal first, no matter what I say later, you can't get angry, okay?"
However, the words that reached Luna's ears were already translated into her brain. She smiled, but her eyes darkened.
"No... no need, Xiao Hao. I know everything. Since that's the case, I have no reason not to do it!"
Seeing Luna like this, Zhang Hao could only helplessly lean against the sofa behind him, trying to make a last-ditch effort. But unfortunately, Luna seemed to have figured something out and gave Zhang Hao a charming smile.
"Xiao Hao, isn't your older sister beautiful?"
. . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . .
When Zhang Hao opened his eyes again, he found himself still being tightly hugged by Luna, and he could feel the genuine "facial cleanser" as soon as he turned his head.
Recalling how he had tremblingly uttered "It looks good" before being abducted to Luna's room, and how, the moment the door locked, Zhang Hao saw a flash of red light in Luna's eyes, as if... she were looking at a naked little white rabbit.
Zhang Hao could only greet what was about to happen with a look of "helplessness" (or "happiness").
Zhang Hao: Sister Xiaowen, although I don't know how many times I've said sorry, I have to apologize again this time. The enemy's strength is beyond my imagination. She's practically a special attack on me!
Luna simply breathed into Zhang Hao's ear and nibbled on his earlobe, and Zhang Hao was immediately defenseless, allowing Luna to take full control of him.
"Hmm~~~~~~"(づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~
Under the skillful guidance of the "veteran driver" Luna, Zhang Hao was utterly routed, and the things Mai Xiaowen had said before resurfaced in Luna's mind.
Luna: What's going on? This is so exciting! I love it! Come on, Xiao Hao, let's do it again! (* ̄3 ̄)╭?
After Luna had her fill of pleasure, Zhang Hao's eyes were already brimming with tears, his lips were red from being kissed, and upon closer inspection, they even looked a little swollen. He was now panting with his mouth open.
Looking at her masterpiece beneath her, Luna pulled Zhang Hao into her arms with satisfaction, and gave him a satisfied suck on his belly like she was petting a cat.
"Xiao Hao, you smell so good! I love it!"
When Zhang Hao came to his senses again, this was the situation before him.
"Ring ring!!!"
Just then, Zhang Hao's phone rang. He glanced at it out of the corner of his eye and was immediately terrified.
On the phone screen, the profile picture displayed was that of his jealous sister Xiaowen. If she found out about his current situation, he was afraid he would be in for another terrifying ordeal.
Just as Zhang Hao was about to take out his phone to answer the call, Luna snatched it from his sight.
Zhang Hao: Family, I'm a little panicked. What should I do now? I'm waiting for your help online, it's urgent.
"Who is it? It's so noisy, huh? Xiaowen..."
Luna groggily picked up the source of the annoying noise, but she snapped out of it after recognizing who it was. She then looked at Zhang Hao, who was shaking his head and looking at her pitifully.
"Oh, so it's Xiaohao's sister Xiaowen. Don't worry, Xiaohao, I'll take care of her for you."
Then, under Zhang Hao's helpless gaze, he answered the phone.
"Hey Hao Hao, are you back yet? I missed you so much! Come to my room when you're back, I've found you a new game."
Mai Xiaowen's cheerful voice came from the other end of the phone. She was thinking about how she could play games with Zhang Hao happily that night and then have a good night's sleep. The wonderful life made her almost laugh out loud.
"Sorry, Xiao Hao is sleeping very comfortably in my arms right now. As for your game, Xiao Hao says he doesn't want to play it at all."
But instead of Zhang Haoxing's triumphant reply, Mai Xiaowen received... Luna!!!
"Luna? What do you mean? You kidnapped my Xiaohao? What did you do to him? Are you even human?!"
Even without seeing Mai Xiaowen's expression, Luna could sense her urgency from her tone. She glanced at Zhang Hao, who was lying there like a salted fish, and smiled, saying:
"What did I do? I did exactly what you were thinking!"
Mai Xiaowen: It's over, it's all over, we're going to lose our home. ___*(  ̄皿 ̄)/#____
Chapter 137 Is it comfortable?
"Luna, open the door for me!!!"
No sooner had Luna finished speaking than there was a loud banging on her door.
Wei Long, Red Wolf, and Uluru sat downstairs, staring blankly at Mai Xiaowen who was "exploding" on the second floor. Uluru quietly asked:
"Hey, what's wrong with Xiaowen this time? Is Xiaohao back? I saw her in a good mood at noon just now, while Luna went back looking sullen. Why is she going to find Luna again now?"
Wei Long crossed his arms and rested his head on them. After a moment of contemplation, he said as if suddenly realizing something:
"I know, it must be Xiaowen's period. Women, you know, they all have a few irritable days every month. So, Uluru, stop studying your chemistry all the time. You should be like me and know a little bit of everything, okay?"
"Oh~~" ×2
Red Wolf and Uluru nodded in agreement. Then, Red Wolf pointed upwards and said:
"Hey, look, look! The door's open! Don't you think a fight might break out? It's not really appropriate for us to just sit here and watch. Should we go up and try to break it up?"
The group of men couldn't help but shudder as they recalled the time when the two women had clashed.
Weilong/Red Wolf: Suddenly I feel like we're just having a little squabble, while Mai Xiaowen and Luna are the real war!
"Um...no way, I was scared of Luna before. Oh my god, Luna and Zoya were really ruthless. Xiaowen is at least a little weaker, but those two women (looks around and lowers her voice), let me tell you, which man would marry those two women? He'd be in for a world of trouble."
Just as the three men were whispering together, Mai Xiaowen came out of Luna's room.
The three people who talked behind my back: ? ? ? ? ? ?
Wait, they didn't fight? They didn't even argue this time? How could it be so quiet?
"Wait, Weilong, your eyesight is good. What Mai Xiaowen is carrying... isn't that Xiaohao...?"
Red Wolf rubbed his eyes, pointed to "a white ball" in Mai Xiaowen's hand, and asked Wei Long.
Dragon:............
"You know what, it seems to be true. By the way, when did Xiao Hao get back? How did he fly straight to Luna's room?"
The three of them huddled together again and began their discussion.
After kicking open Luna's door, Mai Xiaowen saw Luna lying on the bed with Zhang Hao in her arms, looking at her with a superior attitude and a smile.
"Hey, what you said is true, but did you know that Xiao Hao's earlobe twitches involuntarily when it's [attacked]? You probably don't even know what's so funny about Xiao Hao's body, do you?"
But to Luna and Zhang Hao's surprise, Mai Xiaowen didn't confront Luna like a cat with its fur standing on end like before. Instead, she calmly walked up to them, picked Zhang Hao up with her while they were both bewildered, and then quietly walked out, thoughtfully closing the door behind her.
Luna: (⊙o⊙). . . . . . . . . ? ? ?
Zhang Hao: (⊙_⊙)???????
Luna: Xiao Hao... was he just snatched away by Mai Xiaowen?
Zhang Hao was carried back to Mai Xiaowen's room and then placed on her bed.
"Xiao... Sister Xiaowen, let me explain, there's a reason for this."
Seeing Mai Xiaowen's expressionless face, Zhang Hao's survival instinct kicked in immediately.
If Mai Xiaowen were angrily questioning him or crying in his arms, Zhang Hao wouldn't be nervous. But seeing her staring at him expressionlessly, Zhang Hao admitted that he was indeed flustered.
"Um, Sister Xiaowen..."
"Alright, you don't need to explain to me."
Mai Xiaowen sat down next to Zhang Hao and spoke softly.
Zhang Hao: It's over, is there really no way to salvage this?
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