Tokyo Soft Rice King.

"Okay, I'll continue to help you! Anyway, I'll continue, uh, direct connection..."

Originally, I wanted to help Kuroo recover as soon as possible, but Kuroba Akira recalled Kuroo's description just now and suddenly realized that Kuroo's statement about having deep connections with many women could mean that he had taken a lot of 1HP.

"I understood your dirty joke instantly, how come you only understand it now? Especially that woman you slept with today, she's a very popular woman, after taking on her karma, I broke through directly."

"what……"

Today, I had a real breakthrough with Akiko, and we entered into a very intimate relationship...

Akiko, as a well-known voice actress, has many fans. Have these fans become the faith of Kuroo?

"Is it possible to 'cross people' like this? My female fans can become believers in my god? Does that mean that as long as I have relationships with more women, you, Kuroo, will receive more faith?"

Is this for real? This is too erotic, too much like a harem novel!

"Dream on! If that were the case, I would have taken you to the brothel district to work as a male prostitute or made you an adult film actor long ago. That way, I could have turned back into a human long ago, wouldn't I?"

"really……"

Black Tail isn't some kind of silver god; it's unlikely it would use such methods to regain its power.

"As I told you before, when you shake hands with people who have 'talented writing' on their right hand, you can share in their karma. At that time, that person becomes my follower, and I can receive a share of faith."

"Yes, I know that."

"Then you 'beep' them, and it was all their 'first time' that could affect their lives, so the connection between you and them became deeper, and you gained 'more karma'."

The word 'grass' is censored in the middle. What a vulgar cat/god, but the explanation is quite clear.

"And their karma is also connected to the karma of many other people. After all, human karma is very easy to 'form a group', and human thoughts also contain karma, such as love, hate, and longing, envy, jealousy and other emotions... In short, any emotion towards someone can form karma, and faith is actually just a kind of thought."

"I'm starting to understand... so it's like 'emotion ∈ thought = faith ≈ karma'?"

"You could say that, meow."

"In other words, because I took their virginity and formed a deeper bond with them, their feelings for me deepened, and then I received more karma from them. This karma included the karma of other people, that is, other people's thoughts about them. As a result, a strange 'secondary propagation' was formed, turning their fans into your followers, Kuroo... Goodness! It can actually be chained like this!"

"I didn't expect the power I gave you to have this effect, after all, you are the most shameless of the agents I chose."

"hey-hey."

Kuroba Akira scratched his head sheepishly, but ended up scratching Kuroo instead. Kuroo had originally wanted to scratch him, but maintaining the telepathic connection required both claws to be connected to his hearing organs, so he kicked Kuroba's hand with his hind legs and complained.

"Take your hand away, I wasn't praising you... Oh well, it's good for me anyway, so keep it up, meow."

"I think I understand the conditions. First, the other person has to be a genius who can write with their right hand. Then, they have to be relatively famous and have many fans. And then I have to take their first time... Uh, is it only by getting the first time that a deeper connection can be established?"

"Not necessarily, but for you humans, actions related to the continuation of the species are most likely to generate feelings of 'love'. And for women, their first love is often someone they 'can never forget for a lifetime,' and their longing to see that person is particularly strong, which makes the bond between you even deeper, meow."

"I see! Kuroo, you're so knowledgeable!"

"I don't understand, meow. We gods don't need to use that 'sticky method' to ensure the continuation of our race, meow... I've just observed humans for a long time, so I can analyze their thoughts, meow."

Kuroo couldn't understand why humans were so fond of engaging in behaviors that should be used for procreation, and even inventing drugs and tools to prevent the birth of offspring just to enjoy the thrill of intimacy... It was utterly against the natural order! It violated the laws of nature!

Moreover, humans are particularly emotional, and many couples who argue in bed make up before they get out of bed.

Every night, Blacktail, wandering the city, discovers that there are humans everywhere who have reversed the Heavenly Gang.

So a question arose in its mind.

Is that kind of thing... really that pleasurable?

However, she had never tried it when she was in human form, and she had even less of a chance after she became a cat.

After all, cats are different from intelligent humans; they don't have emotions, and their reproduction is purely for reproduction, and they reproduce very quickly.

And although Blacktail is currently in the form of a cat, it doesn't see other cats as its own kind, so it's even less likely that it would try to find a cat out of curiosity. So, it's no surprise that humans would seek out other animals... uh, it seems there really are perverted humans with that kind of interest... Even Blacktail God finds such people a bit terrifying.

Anyway, if I'm going to try it, I'll have to wait until I get a human body before trying it on someone else... like my own proxy or something.

Shiraba Akira... Kuroba Akira has transformed from a clueless virgin who just arrived in this world into a seasoned veteran.

Thinking of this, Kurowei couldn't help but sigh.

"In a way, you and your predecessor are really alike, meow, both of you are 'weirdos' who exceeded my expectations, meow... But this also proves that I have good taste, meow, hehe~"

"I am far inferior to Senior Kobayashi. Our perspectives are completely different. I can only take care of the people in front of me, but he is working hard for all living beings."

"He is indeed a very powerful person... but as an agent, he is completely unqualified, meow! I was originally counting on him to help me seize godhood, meow, but he ruined my human form, meow!"

Kuro's tone was full of irritability and resentment, which was similar to what Granny Kobayashi had said.

"Speaking of which, Grandma seemed to have mentioned before that because of Grandpa Xiaolin's mistake, it had a bad influence on you, saying that you repaid kindness with ingratitude... What did Senior Xiaolin do to you?"

"It's all his fault... Well, I can't say that, meow... I used to hate him, mainly because he gathered a huge amount of faith but I didn't get a share, so I regretted choosing him as my successor. But now that I think about it... it's actually because I wanted to be a kept man but didn't get to, so I took my anger out on him, meow."

"Oh ho, I didn't expect you to be so rational, Kuroo."

"I wasn't always this open-minded, but spending so much time with Xiao Dezi has influenced me... What's that called again? Dialectical thinking?"

"So, Senior Kobayashi even taught you dialectics...?"

How can we teach deities to understand dialectical materialism?

Is that correct?

That explains why there was no problem communicating with Kuroo and why she didn't act like a deity. It turns out that even her thinking was influenced by Grandpa Kobayashi.

"It's not so much teaching, it's more like I learned on my own. I just kept observing him, listening to what he said, and watching what he did, and before I knew it, I could understand his thoughts, meow... Later, my temper improved a lot. If I were still back in my hometown, I would have already pulled his soul out and devoured it, meow..."

It can even devour souls... Well, after all, it's the Great God of the Underworld, so it's not surprising that it can devour souls...

Thinking about it carefully, isn't her going through her past life experiences similar to searching for a soul?

Kuroba Akira decided that it was best not to tease Kuro-o in the future, otherwise he might really get swallowed whole.

"Don't worry, I'm not as irritable as I used to be, and my dream of 'eating the soft faith' might just come true with you, Bai Zi!"

"Huh? Ah...!"

Kuroba Akira thought for a moment and then knew what Kuroo was referring to.

Because among the women who have close relationships with Kuroba Akira is Shion Murasomiya, an exceptional 3S-class genius!

In other words, when Ziyin becomes a world-class star known to everyone, her fans will indirectly become believers of Kuroo!

Moreover, now that Shion has officially debuted, Kuroo will probably be able to 'reap the benefits' soon!

A man who wanted to live off a woman was chosen by a god who also wanted to live off women...

This is a chain of gigolos where the customer is the one who eats and the customer is the one who gets eaten.

Chapter 326 The Limitations Between Humans and Gods

That's great. It seems that even if Kuroo does nothing, he'll eventually return to human form.

She's the true goddess of lying down and doing nothing.

No wonder this guy isn't in a hurry at all, living a carefree life like a real cat every day. Turns out he's living off a woman just like me.

If one is a parasite of genius, then Blacktail is a parasite of parasites...

Originally, Kuroo didn't want to pay attention to Kuroba Akira's inner thoughts, but hearing him slander him like that made Kuroo so angry that he bared his fangs again.

"How dare you call me a parasite! I'm really going to bite you!"

"No! Don't bite! I was just using a metaphor... But it's true that calling us parasites is inappropriate, but I can't think of any other words to describe you and me..."

Is he a talent scout, a mentor, a producer, or a partner...?

Hmm... overall, more like a guide?

It feels like he's a charlatan... although he really is a charlatan.

Furthermore, Akira Kuroba knew that it was inappropriate to say that Kuro was living off him, because in fact, it all started with Kuro.

That was the original origin, and only then did the rest of the story unfold.

First, Kuroo chose Kuroba Akira and gave him the power to see, copy, and exchange talents. This led Kuroba Akira to think of finding geniuses who had not yet made a name for themselves and supporting them in advance so that he could later curry favor with them.

Then, in the actual operation, there was a slight deviation from the original plan, and an excessively deep relationship was formed with them, who were geniuses, and they received more karma when copying talents.

And by a twist of fate, Blacktail gathered even more faith from this extra karma, which greatly amplified its recovery speed.

In reality, it's more like the initial investment yielded an unexpected return, or the initial stock purchase suddenly skyrocketed in price—it's like winning the lottery.

So even gods have good luck?

But if you're really lucky, you probably won't end up turning into a cat...

Well, this is a good thing for me anyway, it saves me the trouble of shaking hands with geniuses again.

Kuroba Akira breathed a sigh of relief, as this indirectly solved a rather tedious and important task.

"So, Kuroo, you'll be turning into human form soon?"

"On the premise that your relationship with Xiao Zi hasn't deteriorated, meow."

“Oh, I see. Just like rapidly advancing in realm, there are risks involved. If I fail to maintain my close relationship with them, the excess karma will return to them, and the faith will become one person again. Then, Black Tail, you will regress again.”

"That's right, meow, so you have to take good care of them, meow! If you make them happy, I can quickly turn into a human, meow!"

"But according to you, Kuroo, since I already have a deep connection with them, do I still have to try so hard to maintain it?"

"You silly cat! Even if you have a deep connection now, it doesn't mean your relationship will last forever! In the end, fate just increases the probability of 'accidents,' just like increasing the probability of drawing cards, but even if the probability of drawing cards increases, there is still a possibility that you won't draw them!"

"That's a metaphor that even a former game designer like me can understand instantly..."

In this day and age, because smartphones have not yet become mainstream, mobile games, while not nonexistent, are still a small and insignificant phenomenon.

There is gacha, which is the predecessor of gacha games in mobile games. It originated from Japan, not to mention the existence of pachinko, a money-devouring machine.

However, after thinking for a moment, Kuroo carefully corrected his statement.

"Oh, no, meow. It should be said that fate is like adding a 'pity' to gacha pulls, meow. Without fate, in a human's short life, there might not even be a chance to meet, meow. But with fate, at least you can meet a few times, meow..."

"So, not having a destined partner is like sinking a ship after drawing cards...tsk tsk tsk."

Akira Kuroba recalled the famous 5 Centimeters Per Second, which illustrates that life is a process of constantly missing out and gaining.

"But don't think that just because you're destined to be together, everything will be fine, meow. There are countless examples of people who are destined to be together but still can't end up together, meow. Some people have so many opportunities in front of them, but they still miss them, meow. They're so useless, meow!"

"This situation is generally called 'being destined to meet but not to be together,' but many times it is indeed caused by wrong choices..."

"That's right, meow. In the end, all fate can give you is a chance, meow. It's like a guaranteed drop, but whether you can get the 'thing you want,' or whether you can seize the opportunity to go from meeting to seeing each other often, and then to being together for life, depends on your own destiny, meow. So the most important thing is... what was it called again? What Xiao Dezi said... um meow... that's right! Human initiative, meow!"

"Hearing you, a deity, mention subjective initiative has completely freed me from my fear of fatalism..."